Creed: Well here is an unfamiliar sound here in the UCW, it is the sound of a rusty chainsaw. Fairbanks: Speaking of rusty, here comes Leatherface from backstage. He is clad in the bloody butcher's apron, a Freddy Kruger sweater and that brown leaher mask. Creed I didn't even know this guy was around? Leather face is booed by the crowd as he steps through the ropes. The arena goes dark and the strobes flicker across the smoke, which is lit to an eerie green hue. "5 minutes alone" by Pantera is in full effect. A mosh pit begins as Ickeez is walking down the ramp. Several fans are circling the mosh pit and getting slammed into the barricade. The house lights come up as Ickeez dives under the ropes and is nose to nose with Leatherface. Creed: Leatherface attacks first with a headbutt and then he starts biting Ickeez on the side of his neck. Ickeez is hurt folks, blood is rushin down his neck. I smell upset here tonight. Fairbanks: Ickeez rams his knee into Leatherface's nut sack and he doubles over. Then he irish-whips Leatherface across the ring and he bounces off of the ropes. Creed: Look at that, textbook, Ickeez is trailing right behind and lands a forearm shiver across Leatherface's throat. He tucks Leatherface's head under his arm and ddt's him hard to the mat. Fairbanks: Followed by several severe heel stomps to the back of Leatherface's head and he is hurt. Ickeez climbs through the ropes and is digging under the ring. He pulls out a pipe wrench and climbs back into the ring. Leatherface is on all fours attempting to rise and Ickeez skulls him on the top of the head with the pipe wrench. Leatherface immediately falls face first to the canvas. Ickeez sits down next to him and puts him in a side headlock. Ickeez raises Leatherface's head up and opens the pipe wrench. Ickeez closes the pipe wrench around Leatherface's top two front teeth and Leatherface begins banging his hands on the mat and kicking like a madman. Ickeez gets a diabolical smile and then with a quick yank upward he snaps the teeth right out of Leatherface's skull! Ickeez stands up and tosses the two front teeth into the crowd and the fans look like seagulls at a McDonalds dumpster fighting over some french fries. Creed: That is just sick and wrong! Fairbanks: Yes Jack, that even made me a little green, no pun intended. Ickeez hammers the pipe wrench across the back of Leatherface's head and leaves him face down in the puddle of blood forming on the mat from his dental work. Ickeez once again is out of the ring and under the mat. He comes back out with what looks to be a twenty foot section of barbwire. Ickeez hops back through the ropes and wraps one end of the barbwire around Leatherface's ankles several times. Creed: What in the hell is he doing now? Fairbanks: I don't know but find me a bucket or something over here. Next Ickeez slips the other end of the barbwire underneath Leatherface's neck and begins coiling in around about four times. Leatherface is beside himself in pain. Ickeez puts his knee between Leatherface's shoulders and really cinches the wire in tight. Blood is coming out of Leatherface's neck and off of Ickeez's hands. Leatherface is pulling at the barbwire around his neck while Ickeez uses the pipe wrench to twist the loose end of the wire and clamp it on tight. Leatherface is in bad shape! Ickeez tosses the pipe wrench out of the ring and begins circling Leatherface in the center of the ring. Ickeez is dragging Leatherface over to a corner and stands him up. Fairbanks: Leatherface is unable to because of that morbid hog tie so it looks like he is just going to lean him up against the turnbuckle. Ickeez wraps his arms around Leatherface's chest and with one quick move he launches Leatherface in a belly to belly suplex! Leatherface's head takes the brunt of the impact on the mat and he lays motionless on the mat. Blood begins rushing out from his neck and the barbwire is hardly visible in the mess. The camera zooms in and catches Leatherface's eyes rolling backwards in his head behind that brown leather mask. Ickeez steps through the ropes and the mosh pit begins again as Pantera starts up. Paramedics are storming the ring and using wire cutters on Leatherface as Ickeez hops the barricade and joins the mosh pit. Creed: Son-of-a-bitch, this is a brand new jacket James. You just hacked on my new coat! What the hell is the matter with you? Fairbanks: Sorry Jack, I was going to warn you but it isn't polite to talk with your mouth full, is it?
F: Hello everyone and a happy new year and welcome to the first UCW show of 2002. And how fitting is it that heading into the new year, we will feature a match between two newcomers with a bright future in the UCW. This next match features Desperado against Demon?
C: That KISS wrestler?
F: No Creed! Not the KISS Demon, it's some one else. Win or lose for either of these guys, they both should go on to achieve greatness in UCW. Who knows, maybe these two will have many classic matches rght here in UCW.
C: Yeah, sure. Demon and Desperado are both waiting in the ring, and the introductions have been made. The bell rings, and right away Desperado with a kick to the stomach of Demon.
F: Desperado grabs the arm of Demon in a hammerlock submission, and delivers an elbow right between the shoulder blade of Demon.
C: Demon struggles and nails Desperado with a shot to the stomach which causes Desperado to release the hold. Demon runs into the ropes, but is floored with a shoulder tackle from the larger Desperado.
F: Desperado reaches down to pick up Demon, but then Demon counters with a jaw jacker. Then Demon follows up with an inverted back breaker and then goes for a quick cover.
C: Referee Mario counts ... 1 ... 2 ... but only a two before Desperado manages to get the shoulder up. Frustrated, Demon stomps on Desperado while he is down.
F: Demon picks Desperado up and shoves him to the corner. He kicks Desperado in the stomach and chest several times, and he now manages to pick Desperado up to the top rope. Deom climbs up as well and now looks to be attempting a superplex on Desperado.
C: Demon tries to get Desperado up for the superplex, but Desperado is to strong and manages to hold onto the top rope. Desperado with a shot to the gut of Demon, and then send Demon flying off the top with a shove.
F: Demon crashes back first on the mat, and now Desperado climbs to his feet and perches himself on the top rope. He waits, as Demon slowly struggles to his feet, and then leaps off and connect with a flying clothesline.
C: Desperado makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, Demon has amazingly kicked out. Desperado can't even belive it, he thought he had this won.
F: Demon has showed something there. While both of these two are new to UCW, they do show some impressive in-ring experience. Desperado now ties Demon up for a leg lock sleeper. He seems to be trying to get the win by submission.
C: Referee Mario is right there to see if Demon will pass out from this move which is almost a choke. He raises the arm of Demon and it flops to the mat. Again he checks Demon and again the arm falls limp.
F: A third time he checks, but this time Demon raises the arm on his own. He still has some fight left in him. Demon is getting pumped as Desperado tries to squeeze harder with the submission hold.
C: Demon turns into the leg lock sleeper and manages to get free of it.He holds onto the legs of Desperado, and not ties him up and into a sharpshooter. Now it is Desperado who is on the verge of tapping out.
F: Referee Mario checks Desperado to see if they wants to give it up, but Desperado is holding on. Desperado manages to push himself up and makes a crawl to the ropes. Desperado is reaching, but still isn't quite able to reach the ropes.
C: Desperado pumps up, and with one final lunge is just able to grab the bottom rope. Referee Mario orders Demon to release the hold, but Demon still waits until the count of four before he does.
F: Demon grabs the legs of Desperado again to attempt the sharpshooter once more. But Desperado with a punch to the side of the head of Demon as he reaches down. Desperado then grabs Demon and picks him up and drops him with a stun gun over the top rope.
C: Demon has been surprised by that and is stunned, but now Desperado is up and grabs Demon by the head and sets him up for the Tiger Bomb. Desperado grabs the arms of Demon and picks him up and then drops him for the Tiger Bomb.
F: Mario is there, 1 ... 2 ... 3! Desperado has won this debut match up. But what a match this was. What a future for both of these guys in UCW. This could have been first of many great matches for both these two.
F: Now it is time for our next match of the night. One of UCW's longest running and best rivalries will finally come to an end tonight when Jack Heart will be facing Chris Rage.
C: This is Jack's chance to regain some momentum after losing the UCW Internet title to Ice Blade a little while ago, but Chris Rage is fresh off of a return last week where he took out newcomer Cameron the Anti-Hero, who still hasn't been out of the hospital since.
F: "Loco" by Coal Chamber plays as Chris Rage makes his way out. He climbs into the ring and sits in the corner and waits for Jack Heart to get out here.
C: Now Jack Heart makes his way down, but withot Ace Diamond, which is unusualy for Jack. Ace has always been helpful as an advisor to Jack Heart, but I guess tonight he wants to beat Chris Rage on his own.
F: Jack climbs into the ring, and Rage pulls himself up in the corner and they both stand face to face. These two have gone from stable mate to fierce rivals here in UCW. And tonight the score is settled once and for all.
C: The bell rings, and now the punches are flying. Rage and Jack are nailing each other with hard right hands. Then Jack gets an advantage with a kick to the stomach, and he then grabs the back of the head of Chris Rage and slams him face first in the mat.
F: Jack now pummels on the back of Rage while he is down, but Rage grabs the legs of Heart and shoves him onto his back and delivers a few more punches of his own. This match is being nothing more that a street fight.
C: Well what do you expect James? These two hate each other. You seen the classic match that they has at UCW: 11th Hour, and tonight there isn't any belt on the line, just pride.
F: Both men are up on their feet, and Rage with a knife edge chop to the chest of Jack has him stinging and reeling against the ropes. Rage then whips Jack to the other side of the ring, and catches him on the rebound with a spinning back breaker.
C: Rage makes a cover on Heart, the referee counts ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jack Heart manages to kick out. Rage argues with the referee, and Jack uses this distraction to roll to the outside.
F: Rage then follows after Jack. He makes a dash at Jack, but Jack catches him with a drop toe hold on the concrete floor. Anything goes in this type of match up.
C: James, I always wondered, what is the difference between this type of match, and a hardcore match up?
F: Easy, in a hardcore match up, falls count anywhere, but in a No-Disqualification match, anything still goes, but falls can only happen in the ring.
C: Oh, great to have that cleared up. Now there will be no confusion. Jack Hear climbs to the apron and jumps off and nails Rage across the throat with a leg drop.
F: Jack picks Rage up and rolls him back into the ring. He climbs in after him and makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... Rage manages to place his foot on the bottom rope and the referee stops the count.
C: Jacks pulls Rage to the center of the ring and grabs his legs in an attempt for some sort of submission hold, but then Rage grabs him and rolls him up in a small package. 1 ... 2 ... and Jack Heart kicks out.
F: Both Rage and Heart spring up, and Rage floors Heart again with a clothesline. He then picks up Heart and drops him on the back of his head with a back body drop.
C: Wait, here comes some one down the aisle. Is that ... ? Yes, it is Jack Heart's manager Ace Diamond. And he is carrying that steel chair with "RAGE" Spray painted onto it that Jack has been carrying around for so long now.
F: As Rage is reaching down to deliver more punishement to Jack, Ace climbs into the ring and is about to nail Chris Rage across the back with that chair. But Rage turns around and Ace stops dead in his tracks.
C: But from behind Jack Heart nails Rage with a low blow. That has Rage stunned and he falls in a heap on the mat.
F: Jack picks Rage up and holds onto him from behind. He orders Ace to smack Rage over the head with that chair.
C: Diamond winds up and takes a swing, but at the last second Rage escapes the grip and it is Jack Heart who is smashed in the head with that steel chair. Jack falls backward and appears to be busted open.
F: Ace seems shocked and he stares at what has just happened. And now Rage grabs the chair from the hands of Ace and then smashes him over the head with it. Ace Diamond has been removed from the equation.
C: Rage picks Ace up and tosses him to the outside of the ring. He now plaes teh chair on the mat, and picks up Jack Heart and brings him over near it.
F: He grabs Rage and has him set up for a Rude Awakening Neck Breaker. It looks like he is going to do it on the chair, much like how he injured Cameron the Anti-Hero last week.
C: He spins Jack around, but then Jack pulls free! Rage turns around and Jack kicks him in the stomach, and then nails him with a DDT face first onto the chair. Rage has got to be knocked out.
F: Jack makes a cover. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jack Heart has won this match up. and what a great match this was. These two have proven why they are two of UCW's best stars. Stay tuned for the return of the Newfie Screech.
F: Why not, they were in fact tag team champions for awhile.
C: Yes they were, which just shows how bad the UCW tag situation was, with both of them being frontline competitors. My gramma and I could whupp up on those two losers F:I think I remember you two actually teaming uip a while back. Something like the Ministry of Granny as I recall. C:.............. Shut up and lets get to the match. F: *laughing* Fine, anyway in all that hubbubour reigning champions have come to the ring to a huge cheer from the crowd. Apparently our tag champions are well liked, eh, Jack? C: Either that or they're just cheering because they all saw their interview on David Letterman the other night. You're wrestling a shoe?, that still cracks me up F: Anything cracks you up... Looks like the Kindredin the ring are actually tring to encourage the crowd's reaction for once. Perhaps they think the crowd will actually be a factor here tonight C: WEll if they're that serious about that they might want to have Shadow wear a paper bag to the ring. Looks like he took one too many blows from the ugly stick if you ask me. Vixen, on the other hand, *growl* lets just say that I'd be on a tag team with her in a minute, mmmmmmmm F: She's married Jack, as you well know, now sit down, its about time for Newfie Screech's entrance. *Music starts to play over the loudspeakersas Newfie Screech, Boot and Rob Grayson start down the entrance ramp, the music is almost totally drowned out aby the cheers from the crowd. Rob and Boot look at each other and laugh while walking to the ring.* F: Looks like there's gonna be a premature start to this match, look at the four of them exchanging words already on the apron. C: Yeah they're really going at it, Boot is apparently yelling something at Shadow, who's smirking back at Boot with a ruined model car in his hand, we can only assume that's about Shadow's systematic destruction of all of Boot's transportation. F: Most probably, anyway it doesn't look like Boot has forgiven Shadow, even after he got his revenge with the Gay Bandit, or almost got it depending on how you look at it. C: Boot's waving towards the back for some reason, and Shadow's still smirking. F: WAIT? What's that music? now it sounds like.... it is! 'ITS RAINING MEN' That can only mean one thing...... *Over the loudspeakers the Gay Bandit's voice echoes "Remember me SHadow honey? Well Boot darling called me and asked if I could make a little surprise appearance at your match, here I come Shadow! F: And the Gay Bandit does indeed come skipping down to the ring. Wow, look at Shadow. C: I've only ever seen that degree of disgust, anger and even a bit of fear when the Gay Bandit is involved. *Prez Felicity's music comes over the air and she comes hurriedly down to the ring, stopping the Gay Bandit halfway.* F: Enough of that. Go back to the back Bandit, you will not be appearing during this match, and no one else will either. This is too big a match, so anyone who interferes will be fired, do I make myself clear? Good, now may the best team win. And remember Boot, you're not president anymore. *Felicity walks back to her private box* F: Good, a no interference rule, this'll make those hordes of ambitious wrestlers just waiting in the back to make an impact in this match of legends a bit more tentative about going through with it. C: Damn, I was gonna interfere and try to pin Vixen myself. Mmmmmmm Vixen. F: Felicity hasn't gone you know, she's still watching everything. C: EEEEP! I'll be good... F: And the four fighters are reluctantly shaking hands as the fight gets underway, finally. Looks like its Boot and Shadow to start. C: Shadow's just standing there laughing at Boot. F: And Boot's getting redder and redder. Maybe he heard that shoe comment the other night too. C: Looks like Boot's had enough, he rushes the Unified and UCW champ with a powerful clothesline. F: Shadow appeared to expect that kind of move, as he neatly stepped aside and put a knee into Boot's gut. C: Now he's dragging Boot over to the turnbuckle and punching him in the face. Looks like he's going for a splash as he then proceeds out to midring with Boot still dazed. No wait, he stopped and is instead frantically pointing over at Grayson. Why? F: The referee must be wondering that too as he's going over to see what the problem is. C: So thats their game, as the referee is distracted, Vixen has been taking choice shots at Boot with her crop. Looks like he's already pretty torn up. F: But the ref saw that last one. He's going over and apparently telling Vixen off for it. And Grayson comes in and aids the staggering Boot with a German suplex while Shadow's back was turned. C: Thats the mark of good teams, never relying solely on one person, always trying to find a way to get both members involved, legally and illegally. Both of our teams out her now are very very good teams by that and any other standard. F: The ref has stopped harassing Vixen, just as Rob gets back to his corner. Boot is busy stomping away on the downed champ, and now picks him up and wings him into the ropes. As Shadow rebounds Boot falls to the mat in an attempt to trip him up. C: Good god, after all these matches you'd think someone would know that that move never ever works. F: Shadow jumps over the fallen Boot and continues into the opposite ropes. Meanwhile Boot has gotten up to his knees. C:And here comes Grayson off of the boosting hands of Boot into a Flying Sunset Flip on Shadow. What a move!!! F: An early pin attempt(1...) not even a two count. I think Newfie Screech is understimating the calibur of their opponents. C: Yes they are, and Shadow is not happy about that move, he throws Grayson off bodily into the Screech corner, and then throws Boot by his neck over there as well. Both members of Newfie Screech seem a little dazed by the throws, but Boot makes the tag anyway, bringing in Rob Grayson. F: Grayson takes a page out of Shadow's book and puts a knee into Shadow's gut.... Ouch, followed by a swinging neckbreaker to bring Shadow down. Now he puts the boots to a downed Shadow with relish, almost like he's enjoying getting this bit of revenge over his opponent in the match a couple weeks ago. Shadow makes it to his feet and puts his thumb into Grayson's eyes, followed by a jawbreaker to slow Rob down. Now he too decides to tag and goes over to tag Vixen. C: And Vixen's in with a vengeance. She immediately takes the upperhand and DDT's the still blinded Grayson. And she grabs his leg, trying to twist them into the Mistress' Shackles but Grayson is still too strong, she can't quite lock it in. F:Ouch and a kick from Grayson sends her sprawling back to the rope, where she's being choked on the ropes by Boot. C: Hey, thats blatently unfair, ref, go save Vixen!!! F: ANd the ref does just that causing Boot to let go of his choke and admonishing him. C: Meanwhile Shadow has stolen a march and floored Grayson with a short powerbomb. Vixen climbs the turnbuckle as Shadow holds Grayson's legs back, and Boot is forced to watch impotently as Rob takes an knee to a very sensitive location. F: Vixen pulls Rob up again, and quickly downs him with a snap suplex. She goes for the pin (1.....2...) Not quite, apparently Rob got over the loss of his ability to procreate faster than she thought, but she's still in control. She picks Rob up again, but is met by a fist to the face, knocking her off balance, Grayson then finishes the sequence with a short clothesline flooring Vixen. C: Looks like he's copycatting the Dark Mistress herself, he's trying.... yes he's succeeded in locking in a figure four. Thats gotta hurt as Vixen tries vainly to get her legs out of the crushing pressure. F: Aren't you gonna say something like "What I wouldn't give to be Grayson right now?" C: Not with Felicity still watching, dammit she stops all my fun. F: Whatever, and it looks like Vixen is losing strength to the figure four, she's fading fast. C: And in comes Shadow with an arm to the back of Grayson followed by a series of vicious kicks releasing his wife from the hold. Grayson almost had it there. F: Yes he did, and now he too is pissed and sidekicks Shadow right in the face. Vixen meanwhile is dealing with the newly entered Boot as the whole ring erupts in chaos. Punches and kicks are being thrown left and right. C: And Vixen lands a particularly nasty dropkick to Boot, before she herself is thrown from the ring by Grayson. Shadow meanwhile has Boot in position for the Death's Descent..... Boot goes up into the air and comes down hard. Shadow goes for the pin (1......2....th) and Grayson stops the count right before a well earned Kindred victory. Rob's getting Shadow up off the canvas and dragging him while punching over towards the now standing Boot, could it be....? F:Oh my god! Screech In!!! Screech In!!! Dazed as he was Boot still had the presence of mind to be there when Rob needed him. That took a lot out of Boot as he slumps into a corner but the damage has been done. Looks like its all academic from here. C: The ref counts (1.....2.....) Holy shit errr cow!!! The Unified Champ shows unheard of resolve and breaks the pin at the last moment. F: Thats why he's the champ!!!! C: No, I heard he was the champ because of a couple thousand dollars he gave to certain charities, like the ref of his match. F: You know thats not true, quit spreading rumors about everyone. C: Whatever, at least he could given me some of it, lousy...... F:Anyway..... Chaos has broken out once more in the ring, this time of a more judicial nature. Grayson had hauled Shadow back up to his feet and given him the death drop, putting the champ out cold. Boot then went for the pin after a celebratory discussion between the Newfies. The ref did indeed count to three, but then suddenly remembered that Grayson was the legal man in, so he declared the pin null and void. C: Before Grayson himself can go for the pin, Vixen is back in the ring and has tossed Grayson out of the ring. Yeouch!!! Look at that gash Rob got off of landing on the concrete. I wouldn't even want a love token like that from Vixen. F: So Boot is alone in the ring beating on a downed Shadow, lets go to ring audio and hear what he's saying as he kicks the prone form, shall we? RING AUDIO And this is for my first car, and this is for my second car, and this is for not getting violated by the Gay Bandit, and this is for that Hurricane stuff, and this is for D-Frost which you didn't have anything to do with but still!!!! C: Boot is apparently on crack, I demand a drug test!!! F: Shut up you. he's just getting untold satisfaction out of settling an old debt. C: But he's waited too long. Vixen has crept up behind him and thrown him too from the ring. Now Vixen seems to get an idea and retrieves Grayson from the outside. Letting him slump to the mat she walks over to Shadow and whispers in his ear, then kissing him deeply. She then heads out into the center of the ring and puts her knees up. F: Don't you dare say a word, Jack!!! C: *gazing speechlessly, also drooling* F: And Shadow has lugged Grayson's carcass up to the top turnbuckle, he's putting him in a peculiar reverse power bomb position almost made to sit Grayson down? How can that be effective? C: *snapping out of it* Oh it'll be effective enough when Grayson's errrr when Grayson sits down onto those knees of Vixen, brutally effective... F:Oh dear lord... no they couldn't..... they wouldn't.....................the did *Throughout the arena gasps of horror are heard as Rob falls victim to the DEPLORABLE, UNFORGIVABLE, MANUEVER OF DOOM!!!. Many of the male fans in the audience themselves faint in abject terror. A still comes over the entire arena* F: *sobbing* No, dear lord no!!!! C: *whimpering* There's what has to be the final pin in this matchup. Shadow covers (1.....2......3......4......5......6......7.....) F: What's going on? Oh my, the ref appears to be one of those who passed out on that last manuever, he can't count the pin. Vixen is going to try to revive him. C: Whats that? An old geezer is running up to and into the ring. Vixen tries to stop him but is met with an old school style Unprettier. F: Thats Prez Felicity's dad!! Rob and Boot's old wrestling instructor. Prez Felicity did have to learn the Unprettier from someone. C: And Shadow lets go of the pin to see what on earth all the shouting is about. He too is flattened by the old geezer and another Unprettier, and Boot climbs back in as the geezer climbs out, throws in a chair, and then tries to revive the ref. Shadow slowly rises, Boot is poised and ready.... *CLANG!!!* Thats all she wrote. The ref groggily comes over and counts the pin F: 1......2......3.... F: This match is over!!! With a little help C: A lot of help, not to mention some dirty cheating and a faint hearted ref. F: Newfie Screech has pulled off the reunion win. They're celebrating with their old instructor as Felicity once more comes down to the ring.