Fairbanks: Welcome to Fury ladies and gentlemen, for the first round of our World Title Tournament leading towards the huge 3 year anniversary PPV.

Creed: And, just like last year, we have a slight twist for the tournament. Tell them about it James....

Fairbanks: Well Creed that Roulette wheel up on the stage has several weird and wonderful match stipulations on it, and before each match our lovely President Felicity will spin that wheel, and then all will be revealed.

Creed: There are three matches tonight and three this Monday at Mayhem. The first of our matches tonight is Sean O'Gara vs Faith, the winner gaining a place in the next round.

Fairbanks: And here comes the lovely Felicity now.

Felicty: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now my pleasure to introduce to you the first match of the tournament for the UCW World Title. So without further ado, lets find out what we're in for!

Fairbanks: Felicity spins the wheel..... its spinning fast... now slowing.... slowing.... slowing.... slowing... slowing...

Creed: There! It's stopped!

Fairbanks: Sean O'Gara will take on Faith in.... a HANGING PANTIES match

UCW World Title Tournament Round 1

Sean O'Gara vs Faith

Hanging Panties match

Felicity: Well... that's an interesting coincidence because upon their departure the Psycho Circus left a little something behind belonging to you Faith....

Fairbanks: The arena lights brighten up and... hey!!!! It's the lucky panties!!!! Hanging there above the ring!!!

Creed: And how exactly would you know that its THOSE panties???

Fairbanks: Erm... just guessing....

Felicity: The rules are simple, the first one to get the panties wins. There's a ladder on each side of the ring, make good use of them! Now lets go!!!

Fairbanks: Faith is the first of our contenders to make an appearance, holding the women's belt proudly over her shoulder as she makes her way to the ring. You have to admit Creed, this should be interesting as she's going up against her boyfriend's team mate!

Creed: In what way is that interesting?

Fairbanks: I don't know I just felt like drawing attention to it, play along. Faith hands her belt to the ring announcer and now the man with the luck o' the Irish is making his way to the ring, the former world champion Sean O'Gara.

Creed: Look at Faith!

Fairbanks: ..... why?

Creed: Cos its Faith! Ignore Sean O'Gara!!! Look at Faith!!! WOOOOOO!

Fairbanks: .....anyway Sean rolls into the ring and taunts to the crowd. This young man has been away from UCW for quite some time now, but has recently returned, and has already taken the company by storm. The prospect of a contest between the high flying daredevilessl Faith and the unorthodox high risk styles of O'Gara is watering.

Creed: The prospect of Faith in those panties is mouthwatering....

Fairbanks: Creed, please. Sean steps up to Faith and the two tie up, Faith gets Sean in a headlock, but she pushes him onto the ropes and throws him across the ring. He rebounds and rolls as Faith leapfrogs over him. Sean goes for an outside crescent kick, but Faith ducks and hits a drop toe hold, then jumps into a front headlock and brings Sean to his feet, hitting a headlock take down, but Sean catches Faith in a leg scissors as she hits the mat, forcing her to break the hold. Both superstars flip back to their feet and stare each other down as the crowd rise to their feet in appreciation of the fast paced exchange just seen.

Creed: Panties... Faith... Panties... Faith... Panties...

Fairbanks: Shut up Creed! 

Creed: ......pan....

Fairbanks: Sean and Faith tie up in the centre of the ring again, and Sean goes behind Faith, twisting her arm behind her back, but she grabs him round the neck and drops to her knees hitting a jaw breaker and sending him to the mat. Faith goes straight to the outside and gets the ladder and begins to push it into the ring, but Sean recovers and hits a leg drop on the end of the ladder, catapulting the other end into Faith's face and knocking the dark beauty down.

Creed: Come here Faith, I'll help clear your head.

Fairbanks: You'll do no such thing Creed. Anyway it looks like Sean is setting up that ladder and going for those panties right now. This could well be over ladies and gentlemen, but as he moves it around looking for the ideal position Faith recovers and heads to the top rope, taking out Sean with a well executed missile dropkick before going up the ladder herself. Sean struggles back to his feet, and rebounding of the ropes hits a spinning wheel kick to Faith's back, knocking down the ladder with her on it.

Creed: What a bully! Picking on a poor defenseless girl like that?

Fairbanks: Defenseless???

Creed: .....

Fairbanks: Sean pulls Faith up to her feet, and twisting her arm delivers some kicks to her midsection, then a spinning heel kick to her stomach causing her to double over. Sean looks to follow up with a reverse roundhouse, but Faith ducks it and springs to her feet, nailing a tornado DDT on Sean, then heading to the top rope, before hitting a diving leg drop across the Irishman's neck. She heads back to the ladder and climbs it, but Sean grabs hold of her ankle and holds her just too low to grab the panties....

Creed: PANTIES!!!! FAITH!!!! PANTIES!!!!

Fairbanks: Yes Creed.... Sean pulls himself up to his feet and keeps hold of Faith, getting underneath her and setting her for a modified power bomb, but Faith is having none of it, countering into a hurracanrana but landing on her neck in the process. Fans might remember the neck injury sustained by Faith during the X-Cup match, and I doubt that's done it much good. Sean also took quite a hit from that move, but is now struggling into the corner and climbing up the turnbuckle. Seeing the prone Faith lying there, I guess O'Gara thinks now is the opportunity for the patented "Elevation Press!" He leaps and flies towards Faith, but she rolls out of the way and he crashes front first into the mat, rolling away clutching his ribs.

Creed: That looks like it hurt!!!

Fairbanks: Yes but it might well give Faith the time she needs to climb the ladder and grab those... garments. 

Creed:....

Fairbanks: The panties...

Creed: PANTIES!! FAITH!!!

Fairbanks: Faith climbs to the top of the ladder and reaches for the panties, but with a last burst of strength Sean gets to his feet, runs across the ring, rebounding off the ropes, then vaults onto the middle step of the opposite side of the ladder flipping himself upwards into a handstand on that step, and swinging his legs over the top to take out Faith's feet!!! Faith tumbles from the ladder, and Sean boosts himself up so that he is upright on the ladder, then reaches up, grabs the panties and falls back to the mat. He's bruised, sore, and exhausted, but he's through to the next round!

Winner: Sean O'Gara

Advances to 2nd round

Fairbanks: Well, what a match that was, and its only the first one on the card! Faith curses with frustration at being so close, and walks over to the victorious Sean O'Gara, takes the panties and puts them on his head, holding them there!!!!

Creed: Oh my god!!! Sean is the luckiest man alive!!!!

Fairbanks: Erm... I think there was more to Kam's worry about those panties than how Faith looked in them Creed....

Creed: You don't mean?

Fairbanks: Oh yes, I think Sean just got a bit closer to Kam intimately than any man ever should!!! Well while Sean is treated by our resident Psychologist, we'll take a break. Join us for the 2nd match in just a few minutes!!!

Fairbanks: It's show time once again for UCW, with this coming match being a touch different then usual. As part of the new tournament, every match has a special stipulation on it and the competitors don't know what it is until now. Felicty spun the wheel during the break and the wheel has decided that this particular match is gonna be a...finisher only match!

Creed: Boring!

Cobra vs Inferno

Finisher Only Match

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for finisher only. Making his way to the ring first weighting in at 320 pounds, Cobra!

[Cobra stalks down to the ring to "Spit it Out" and climbs in over the top rope.]

A: And his opponent, making his way to the ring at 300 pounds, Inferno!

["Blind" by Korn comes on as Inferno walks out slowly, looking around the arena. He clambers into the ring and locks a stare at Cobra as the bell sounds.]

F: Now they know the match type but how wil lthey cope. It's Infernal Slam versus X-Terminator here we go.

[The two huge men tie up and grapple to the cheers of the crowd. Cobra starts to gain an advantage and pushes Inferno back a little but is cut short by a kick to the gut. Inferno then uppercuts Cobra in the face and belly-to-belly suplexs him. The whole ring shakes as Cobra lands. Inferno gets to his feet and immediately starts stamping down on Cobra. he pulls him to his feet and whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline on the return but Cobra stays on his feet. Inferno runs off the ropes and clotheslines Cobra but he still stays up. he goes again but this time Cobra manages to throw him into a body slam. Once again the ring rattles under the weight. Cobra takes a moment to compose himself then hauls Inferno up. He lifts him up into the Spinning Falcon part of his finisher the X-Terminator but before he can drop him into a backbreaker Inferno's weight throws Cobra off balance and he topples backwards, dropping Inferno. The two behemoths lie on the amt trying to get it together.]

C: Close but no cigar.

[Inferno is first to his feet and unleashes a furore of punches on Cobra's face. he batters him again and again, finally calming down after about the 8th shot. He runs off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop to Cobra's gut to soften him up. He then hauls him up and goes to set up the Infernal Slam by slinging Cobra over his shoulders. As Inferno tries to get to his feet he struggles, Cobra's bigger weight working against him. Inferno's legs can be seen to be buckling under the strait yet Inferno grits his teeth and continues to try. Slowly he begins to rise, his legs still shaking. Up and up he goes but at last it proves too much and he drops Cobra down.]

C: Both these guys are too big to throw around. This could go on all day.

[Inferno kicks Cobra into a corner and starts putting his his both to Cobra's midrift. He cpontinues to assault him in some attempt to make the finisher easier until the referee orders a halt. Inferno pushes hi maway and drags Cobra out of the corner into the centre of the ring where he picks him up. Inferno punches him once in the face, twice but has his third shot blocked and gets a right hander in the face from Cobra. He tries to strike him again but Cobra blocks this one too and knees Inferno in the gut, doubling him over. He then double handers him in the back to flatten him down. Cobra lets out a huge roar then pulls Inferno up by the waist, and with a massive effort lifts him into the Spinning Falcon. he spins Inferno slowly round then hits the backbreaker part to finish the X-Terminator. The bell sounds for the win.]

Winner - Cobra

by Finisher

F: Tide turning victory for Cobra! Where'd he get the strength from!?

C: It don't matter cause he's through!

[Camera fades out on both men lying exhausted and battered in the ring.]