Creed: welcome once again to UCW Fury!what a great show we have for you tonight! we have the "doomsday duo" of sam hardy and satanic satan squaring of against Buffy and Faith!...along with our main event the hardcore battle royal!

Fairbanks: and on top of that, my nachos are here on time!

Creed: well here comes someone...

::the lights go out in the arena and "My Way" by limp bizkit starts playing::

Fairbanks: well i know who this is...its the trial doomsday duo music.....

creed: trial?

fairbanks: yeah i was talking to satan earlier and he said that he and sam couldnt figure out which music to use so they decided to see what songs the crowd likes more....

creed: well they have alot of pyro`s in their entrance....they are now in the ring standing in the middle, satan holding that internet title of his high...and wowy wow wow! Kane style flames went up in the ring and are slowly dieing out....and theres that all too familiar buffy and faith music and here they come!

fairbanks: WOOHOO!!!im loving this!

Creed: well those two lovely ladies are wasting no time at all, they have rushed to the ring and have laid satan and sam out with some devestating clotheslines...

fairbanks: well i bet satan is hating his height change now, because buffy is laying the punches into him big time! buffy and faith are giving a non stop beating to the two men, boy i wish i was them!

creed: well finally the ref is telling faith and sam to get to their corners and they have obeyed him....buffy has satan in an arm bar and you can see the agony in his eyes as he fights to break out!...buffy has let go of the hold and brings satan to his feet only to plant him into the ground with a big pile driver!

fairbanks: you can tell how much buffy hates satan, the pile driver is a move of passion....but satan was sure lucky to have his head down there..

creed: do you ever think of anythng else?

fairbanks: my nachos....

creed: well buffy has continued her assault on satan with a series of elbos to satans chest, satan is reeling in pain, he can barely stand,buffy tags in faith, isolating satan from his tag partner, faith leap frogs over the top rop, and hits satan with a big DDT, that had to of hurt...

Fairbanks: faith covers satan, ONE! TWO! satan has his foot on the bottom rope!faith cant beleive it, she has satan up and irish whips him.......

creed: double clothesline! both competators are down, and the crowd is going wild trying to rally these two back to their feet! satan is crawling over to sam, who is screaming like a caged animal!but no! faith stops him!, she is dragging satan over to buffy and makes the tag!...faith has satans arm up and buffy delivers a big kick to satans ribs, satan is staggering!

fairbanks: this is a darn good match! buffy and faith are taking to satan, sam hasnt even gotten in yet!

creed:buffy hits satan with a suplex and stand sup celebrating, and she should, her and faith have been taking it to satan big time....WHAT!? satan was playing possum! he is back on his feet and standing behind buffy, and look at that sadistic grin on his face! buffy turn around!!!

fairbanks: she does....satan swings at her!

Creed: she ducks under and spins around...SIX-FEET-UNDER!! WOW! what a move! buffy just planted satan hard into the mat, and he has to be out cold!!...she covers him, but sam wants none of this, sam is sick of standing around, sam is up high....SWANTON!! on buffy who is covering satan!

fairbanks: sam is back up to his feet but not for long because faith is right behind him....faith kicked sam in the nuts!! OUCH!!

creed: wait...sams unharmed....hes knocking down there....HES WEARING A CUP!

fairbanks: i guess he learned, since satan, got him good....

Creed: look at sams eyes, he is pissed at faith for trying that on him....faith has run out of the ring...and here comes sam..UP AND OVER!! sam laying it out on the line...RUN!!!

Fairbanks: that was a close one....as you were saying, sam laid it all out on the line and failed, faith moved and sam went right through our table, and he is not moving anymore!

creed: the ref is checking on him...oh no! faith has a steel chair and is standing right behind satan....dont turn......ouch!...faith just bashed satans head in, and he is still standing, but he is bleeding very badly from the head!!

fairbanks: well faith just battered him again...satan is now on the mat and is out cold faith kicks him out....HEY FAITH COME HERE AND BE NAUGHTY WITH ME!

Creed: shut up....well sam has slowly come to and is standing back up, but i doubt he knows where he is at.....but he is climbing back into the ring, and faith is running at him to decemate him like satan...DROP KICK!! sam just drop kicked that chair into faiths face and she is out cold and bleeding....

fairbanks: buffy has also come around and she and sam are exchanging blows as buffy gains the upper hand with an eye rake! sam is swatting at anything, and buffy is setting him up for the six feet under!

creed: buffy has sam by the head...NO! sam hooks her itno a full nelson and hits the nightmare!! what the hell!? satan is up top!! we have rarely seen him up top, maybe this is a reason he got his height shortened!....HOLY SHI....

Fairbanks: IT WAS AMAZING!! satan just did a flipping frog splash on buffy, and the only one left standing is sam, who is helping satan back up...

creed: im looking at my notes now, and i see satan added that move to his arsenal, and he referes to it as the "fallen angel" faith is groggily standing up, and satan and sam are setting something up, sam is standing in the corner, and satan is in front of him, but standing behind faith...and she turns around!...

Fairbanks: STUNNER!! Faith recoils back to her feet and is about to fall back...GORE!!GORE!!GORE!!!

creed: wow! sam shot out of that corner like a cannon! sam is standing over faith, and satan has buffy up on his shoulders...Satanic Stunner!..both men cover the ladies...satan has buffy covered and sam has faith covered..ONE!...TWO!!...THREE!!!

Fairbanks: The doomsday duo have won! what a match...

creed: what a war!!! satan finally has beaten buffy & Faith! both men are standing tall, satan is on the turnbuckle holding his belt up...is this a signal of things to come tonight!? stay tuned to see the highly anticapated Hardcore interpromotional title matchup!

::UCW goes to commercial::

Winners- Sam Hardy & Satanic Satan