Claudia vs. Buffy & Faith
UCW Womans Title Handicap Match
James Fairbanks: Welcome to UCW Fury. We have a great night planned out, where a #1 contender to the UCW Internet title that is held by Kev Mania will be decided, and next up we have a UCW Womans title match.
Jack Creed: Yes! Every week I sit next to this guy everyone wonders why, but here is your answer! It's for the moments like this that make everything all worthwhile. That, and not only do I get to see the UCW Womans champion Faith out here, Buffy will be out here as well!
F: You are right Creed, because this match will be a handicap match with both Buffy and Faith against the newcomer to UCW, Claudia. The strange thing is, it was Claudia who requested this match, which as many people wondering what it is that she has up her sleave tonight.
C: You don't get into a match with the former UCW World and Internet champions without having some sort of plan. Still, you got to admire the guts of this young rookie, and along with a few other things that I am admiring.
F: Creed! Claudia is making her way down to the ring now, and surprisingly by herself. We have seen Claudia once already in the corner of her man Vlad, but this will be the first time we see her in an official match. But if you want to know how deadly this girl really can be, just ask Sean O'Gara. I guess after that match with Sean, Felicity must have given orders to make sure there was no body outside causing anysort of distraction.
C: Now Buffy and Faith are making their way out together. These two girls are sure to be one of the greatest tag teams in UCW history, because not only are they former UCW Tag Team champions together, Buffy is a former two time Womans champion, a former UCW Hardcore champion and a Former UCW World champion and held the UCW Tag team title one other time with Rob Grayson. Even Faith who is the current UCW Womans champion is also a former UCW Internet champion, and she became that by beating the current UCW World champion Kamchantaberry Ambergee. So we know Buffy and Faith are well skilled in the ring and possibly also skilled in the ...
F: Creed!
C: What? I heard they were also lovers of fine poetry where they read to the homeless every Sunday. What did you think I was talking about?
F: Never mind. All three girls are now in the ring and it seems this match is about to start. It seems that Faith will be starting this match off, and her and Buffy will have to be making tags to participate in this match, while Claudia has no partner to tag in.
C: Claudia and Faith tie up, and the more experienced Faith gets a quick advantage with a kick to the midsection of Claudia and then grabs her with a side headlock. But then Claudia counters with by lifting Faith up and dropping her back first with a back drop.
F: A nice counter by the newcomer, and she seems the most impressed by it. She turns to the crowd with her arms raised, and you would think that she had just won the Womans title. Though it's during this distraction that Faith makes it to her corner and tags in Buffy ... who surprises Claudia with a dropkick to the back that sends Claudia tumbling to the outside of the ring.
C: I think Claudia hit her face as she fell to the floor, as she is clutching her nose. She walks around the ring to try and compose herself, but now Faith sneaks up behind her and rolls her back into the ring. Claudia stands up, but is then knocked back to the ground by a clothesline from Buffy. This isn't fair, give her time to catch her breath.
F: Claudia knew what she was getting into when she made this challenge, thought maybe she did bite off more than she can chew. I guess she got over anxious with her debut here in UCW, and got in over her head.
C: Buffy picks Claudia up, and then connects with a few chops to the chest against the ropes. She then whips Claudia across the ring, and catches her with a flying head scissors. Buffy makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Claudia kicks out. At least you have to admire her guts, if not her common sense to get into this match.
F: Buffy drags Claudia to her corner and again tags in Faith. The two stomp on Claudia, and then they whip her to the other corner, then Buffy kneels on all fours and then Faith jumps off and attempts to splash Claudia in the corner .. but Claudia moved and Faith crashes face first into the corner. Buffy stands up, but it tackled to the ground by a spear from Claudia.
C: Buffy is laying winded on the ground, and this could be the chance that Claudia needed. Faith stumbles out of the corner, and Claudia kicks her in the stomach ... and there is the Blood Goddess! We could have a new UCW Womans champion!
F: Claudia makes the cover on Faith ... 1 ... 2 ... but the count is broken up by Buffy with a hammering blow to the back of Claudia's head. Buffy probably just saved Faith from losing her Womans title, and owning that belt has just slipped out of Claudia's hands.
C: Buffy grabs a hold of Claudia by the hair, and then springs off of the ropes with a spring board bulldog ... but Claudia shoves her off and her and the referee connect head first. Buffy staggers back ... but the referee crumples to the mat. It seems he took the worst of that.
F: Claudia grabs Buffy for the Blood Goddess, but then Buffy counters again with a shot to the stomach and she lifts Claudia up ... and there is the Six Feet Under! This has to be it for Claudia as Faith crawls over and manages to get an arm over Claudia ... but there is no referee!
C: Buffy is trying to revive the referee, but some one is coming down the aisle ... it's Vlad! I guess he is concerned for the well being of Claudia and has come down here to wish her luck.
F: No, he is not! He climbs into the ring, and attempts to nail Buffy from behind, but she ducks the clothesline from behind, and then nails him with a hard right hand to the side of the head. Vlad reels against the ropes, and then they both topple over as Buffy connects with clothesline and the both tumble to the floor.
C: Buffy and Vlad continue to brawl on the outside, while in the ring Faith is forcing Claudia to the corner. She lifts Claudia up, and it looks like we are about to see the Faithless. This match will be over for sure once she hits that move ... but some one has has came out from the crowd out of nowhere ... it's Jackal!
F: Faith isn't aware of Jackal being in the ring, until the former World and current tag team champion nails her in the back with one of his UCW Tag Team title belts. Faith falls back first to the mat, while Claudia remains perched on the top rope ... though she does seem to be regaining her senses.
C: She notices Faith in her compromising position ... and she jumps off and connects with the Dark Angel! The referee seems to be just coming to and starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... Buffy tries to get into the ring to stop this but Vlad holds onto her leg ... and 3! Claudia has just won the UCW Womans title in her debut match!
F: She did, but she had plenty of help! I knew she must had something in mind, but was Jackal part of that plan? Does this mean Vlad is who Jackal has chosen to be his new tag team partner seeing that Riot has disappeared from UCW? There are some many questions, and I hope we do get some answers soon. Though in the meantime, we do have a new Womans champion!
Dingo Dundee vs Jack Heart
UCW Internet Championship No.1 Contender Match
Standard Match
F: welcome everyone to another exciting Fury. First match up its Dingo Dundee vs Jack Heart to see who takes on Kev Mania for the Net title.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first at 250 pounds, Dingo Dundee!
[“Headstrong” by Trapt plays and Dundee comes down and into the ring as “What a Man” plays and Jack Heart comes out.]
A: And his opponent, weighting in at 255 pounds, Jack Heart!
F: Two big names here, and off we go.
[The bell goes and they tie up with Heart breaking it to right hand Dundee into the ropes. He whips him off into a reverse elbow on the return followed by an elbow to the chest. He pulls Dingo up, whips him off the ropes and into a running powerslam. Heart calls out to the crowd who respond with approval. He gets Dingo up again and goes to strike him but the Aussie blocks and attacks Heart with great speed, beating back into a turnbuckle. He pounds Heart while he’s there then lifts him up onto the top rope and hits a Death Valley Driver off the top rope. Just then Kev mania appears at the top of the ramp. He walks down past the ring to the announcer table, puts the Internet title belt on the table and puts on some headphones.]
F: To what do we owe this unexpected and not particularly pleasant surprise.
Mania: Can it smart guy, not only can I hear you now I can also hit ya. I came down to look at these two bums close up, so I know which one I can destroy next week.
C: Isn’t that Ultimatum?
M: Arggghh! I mean-shut up Creed.
[In the ring, having been beating away at Heart, Dundee goes to wrap him up in the Figure 3 Leglock but gets a kick in the ass as he turns on Heart’s right foot. The blow sends him out through the middle rope in front of the announcer table where Mania leans over the table and shouts at him.]
M: Duh! In there!
[Dundee gets up to retort but the distraction allows Heart to catch him in the back of the head with a double axe handle slam from the apron.Heart gets Dundee up and whips him into the guardrail. He then whips him towards the post of the ring at an angle so that Dundee’s shoulder collides with it, sending him spinning to the ground. Heart then picks him up and slams him face first into the ring stairs then rolls him into the ring to avoid the countout. Just as he goes to get in again Mania throws a small sweet at the back of his head. Heart turns to him standing on the apron as Mania taunts him.]
M: I can take you old timer!
F: Please shut up.
C: Yeah, every time that mouth of yours opens the smell could crack the camera lenses.
[Heart stands on the apron and points at Mania. He starts to say something when Dundee, now recovered, punches him in the back of the head sending Heart back outside to the amusement of Mania. Dingo gets Heart up and slams him face first into the table. He goes to hit him but Heart blocks the shot and punches Dundee. He replies with a blow of his own and soon the two are in a full out slugfest. Mania stands up and leans towards them.]
M: ladies, do something interesting!
[The two stop, look at him and simultaneously punch him in the face to a roar from the crowd. They then shake hands and Heart immediately shoulder barges Dundee in the face. He then throws him into the ring and picks up a chair, then goes in after him.]
F: Hey now this is full rules!
C: Yeah, come out here and use it on Mania!
[Heart raises the chair up to strike Dundee and advances on him but the referee gets between him and his target. They argue as Dundee collects himself and pulls himself up in the corner. Heart finally loses his patience and violently shoves the referee to the mat and goes to hit Dundee who comes in with a kick to the gut which doubles Heart over and forces him to drop the chair. Dundee then hits the Aussie hammer onto the chair and covers as the referee comes too to count 1-2-3.]
Winner – Dingo Dundee Internet Championship No.1 Contender by Pinfall C: Guess Dingo hasn’t taken to the taste of chairs. Now what is this fool doing>
[Mania slides into the ring while Dingo has his hand up in the air and attacks him. He gains the upperhand for a bit until Dundee fights back and beats him out of the ring. Mania goes back grabs the title belt and goes to retreat up the ramp as he points at the belt when “Pretty Tied Up” comes on and Felicity appears at the ramp in a black suit with white shirt.
F: Now here’s trouble.
Felicity: Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. If you were feeling left out tonight you should have said. I would do anything, well not anything I do have standards, to please my Internet champion. I’m sorry I neglected you but now I’ll make it up to you by making your first Internet title defence…RIGHT NOW!
[The crowd cheer as Mania shakes his head furiously and Dundee comes up behind him.]
F: Yes honey, yes honey. Now.
[Dundee clobbers Mania from behind then puls him down and throws him into the ring.
Dingo Dundee vs Kev Mania UCW Internet Championship Match Standard Match C: Dingo climbs into the ring after Kev, but already the less tired Kev Mania catches him with a stiff kick to the face. Kev Mania then takes the quick advantage and continues to stomp away on the former World champion.
F: Kev picks Dingo up, and then lays him out again with a quick brain buster suplex. Dingo has just had a tough match with Jack Heart, and now he has to fight Kev right away? What was Felicity thinking?
C: Kev nudges Dingo with his foot a couple times. It seems Dingo must be spent. Kev is already sensing victory and is climbing to the top rope, and it looks like we will be seeing the Mania-sault.
F: Kev leaps from the top, but Dingo moves at the last second and Kev Mania splashes face first on the mat. This could be the chance that Dingo needs, but both men are down and out.
C: Both wrestlers are slowly climbing to their feet, but Kev is the first to regain his senses and makes an attempted martial arts kick at the Austrailian, but Dingo ducks and then flattens Kev with a belly to belly suplex. Dingo makes the cover, and could we be seeing two titles change hands tonight?
F: The referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... but Kev Mania kicks out. Kev Mania is still to fresh to lose the match this soon, but then again, could Kev just be used to competing in tag team action? He even won the UCW Internet title in a tag team match with him and Ultimatum against Rob Grayson and Boot.
C: Dingo drives his knee into Kev's leg, and it seems he is trying to wear him down to make a Kev a victim of that figure four leglock that he seems to use once in a while.
F: Kev pulls Dingo back by the hair on his head, and then nails him with an elbow right to the face, that causes Dingo to release the hold and gives Kev the chance to escape.
C: Kev pulls himself to his feet in the corner, and is shaking off the pain in his foot. Dingo tries to catch him with a clothesline, but Kev ducks and sends Dingo sailing over the ropes and to the floor. That should give him a bit more time.
F: Kev Mania limps around the ring, but Dingo is pulling himself up onto the ring apron. Kev goes to meet him, but Dingo blocks the punch and then rakes Kev in the eyes. Kev staggers to the center of the ring, and now Dingo climbs to the top rope in the corner.
C: Dingo attempts to leap off with a flying clothesline, but Kev catches him right in the face with a drop kick as Dingo was flying through the air. This is just the chance Kev needed to retain teh UCW Internet title, as now he picks up the obviously stunned Dingo Dundee, and it seems we are about to see the Trend Setter.
F: Not quite! Dingo slides off the back of Kev Mania, and as Kev turns around in shock, Dingo nails him with a kick to the stomach ... and then picks him up and nails him with the Aussie Hammer! Dingo covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! We have a new UCW Internet champion!
C: What a match that was, but you have to wonder if it would have been different if Kev Mania knew that he would be facing Dingo Dundee tonight. I think Kev Mania is owed a rematch that he can be prepared for, because he almost had this match won himself.
F: You could be right, but for now we have seen two title change hands on this very memorable edition of UCW Fury. Dingo Dundee has captured the UCW Internet title, and Claudia is the new UCW Womans champion, I can't wait for next week, and we will see you all then.
Winner – Dingo Dundee New UCW Internet Champion by Pinfall