Sean O'Gara vs Cobra

Standard Match

F: Welcome one and all it's Fury yet again! No time to waste as our first match's competitors are already down, Sean O'Gara and Cobra. The bel lis gone and we're underway.

[In the ring O'Gara and Cobra go to tie up up O'Gara ducks underneath it and as Cobra turns gives him a spinning ninja kick in the face. The blow staggers Cobra but doesn't send him down, and he advances on O'Gara who jumps up and dropkicks him in the chest. Once again Cobra stays on his feet and as O'Gara rolls backwards away from him he weights in with a massive punch that O'Gara just ducks under and side flips into the centre of the ring. Cobra turns round a look of pure frustration on his face.]

F: Fast stuff by the Irishman but if Cobra catches him he better be tough.

[O'Gara backs away slowly from Cobra then suddenly turns, runs up the turnbuckle behind him and backflips off to try and hit an Asai moonsault but Cobra catches him midair and hits a shoulder breaker. He roars out a massive "Yeah!" then hauls O'Gara up. Lifting him up onto his shoulders once more he goes and hits a Snake Eyes onto the top rope. O'Gara grabs his throat while Cobra kicks him straight in the gut to stop his squriming. He then lifts O'Gara up and throws him into the turnbuckle where he batters him with powerful right fists. Whipping him into the opposite turnbuckle, Cobra charges at him for a running body slam but O'Gara manages to move away just in time so Cobra goes chest first into the turnbuckle. Winded he wanders back into the ring for O'Gara to pull himself up onto the top rope and hit a slingshot dropkick to the back of the head. The shot forces Cobra forward onto the ropes and gives O'gara time to gather himself and roll Cobra itno a roll up pin ofr a 1-2 count. Just as Cobra kicks out Kam Ambergree appears at the top of the ramp with a massive pair of Mickey Mouse sunglasses on and holding a massive toy Donald Duck in his right hand, the World Title in his left.]

C: Ambergree doing endorsements now?

F: Hey, ya gotta make the green somehow.

[O'Gara gives Ambergree a quick salute then pulls Cobra up, knees him in the gut, steps abck and forward flips, catching Cobra in the back of the head with his leg so smashing his face into the mat to a cheer from the crowd for the speed of the move. Ambergree comes down and wandera round ringside as O'gara gets Cobra up onto the ropes, whips him off them but it gets reversed and Cobra gets him with a clothesline on the return. He stomps down on O'gara's face and chokes him with his foot for a few seconds until the referee orders a halt. He goes to pin O'gara but only gets a 1 count. Pulling him up by the throat, Cobra looks set to hit the X-Terminator when Ambergree jumps up on the apron and waves the Donald Duck at him furiously. Cobra yells abuse at Ambergree for a few seconds, long enough for O'Gara to send aknee to his gut that doubles him over followed by a spinning side kick that sends sweat flying from Cobra's face and sends him down. O'Gara grabs Cobra's legs and locks in the Sharpshooter. Being i nthe middle of the ring Cobra can't get near the ropes so after a few moments of holding on, he taps out.]

Winner - Sean O'Gara

by Submission

F: An unusual win for O'Gara, but a win nonetheless.

c: Idiot, he's paid to fly not fight like a Canadian.

F: This amn's views are his own don't sue us please. Commerical then we're back.

(Commercial)

Vlad vs Inferno

UCW Hardcore Title Match

F: Big chance here for one half of the tag team champions, Vlad, he can now go double gold if he beats Inferno.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCW Hardcore title. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Claudia, he is a UCW World Tag Team champion, weighting in at 225 pounds, Vlad!

C: Let’s face it you couldn’t ask for harder then Inferno when going for the Hardcore title. Nice to see Claudia in gold though, lets give her a magazine spread.

A: And his opponent, weighting in at 300 pounds, the UCW Hardcore champion, Inferno!

[Now that Vlad has gotten into the ring Inferno comes out with the Hardcore title above his head in his right hand a kendo stick in his left. He walks straight down and into the ring to “Blind”.

F: High stakes up for grabs, there’s the bell here we go.

[They tie up and Inferno immediately shove Vlad back towards a corner while Claudia, holding her title over her shoulder, tries to rally some support for him. Vlad takes a quit moment to reassess the much bigger Inferno then goes to tie up again but instead hits a kick to the right groin followed by two shots to the head. The assault throws Inferno off long enough for Vlad to hit a swinging neckbreaker on him. Meanwhile Claudia has folded up a chair and pushes it into the ring along with her title belt that Vlad picks up. When Inferno gets to his feet Vlad immediately clocks him with the Women’s belt and goes for a pin getting 1-2- kickout by Inferno.]

F: Vlad hoping gold will breed gold..

C: Breed, that rhymes with Creed! Creed the Breeder! Maybe Claudia and I could test that one.

F: You’ll be Creed the Bleeder if Vlad hears you talking like that.

[Vlad has placed Inferno into the corner and starts choking him with his boot. He then delivers a knee to the gut that doubles Inferno over, grabs him by the neck and takes him into the middle of the ring where he hits an implant DDT. He gathers Inferno up and throws him out over the top rope to the outside then hits a slingshot body splash from to outside. Claudia comes round and hits Inferno with a swift kick to the gut and gives Vlad a kiss on the cheek. He pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it out diagonally into the guardrail. Getting Inferno up to his feet he goes to whip him into the table but Inferno reverses it and sends Vlad into the table instead to a cheer from the crowd at the turnaround. Claudia suddenly comes up behind Inferno and goes down to a hit a low blow but as she strikes him she suddenly screams in pain and pulls away clutching her hand. Inferno looks round at her and laughs, then reaches down his pants.]

C: Hey! Family show family show!

[Inferno brings his hand out and in his hand he holds a small cup. He tosses it aside and grabs Vlad by the back of the head and rolls him into the ring following after himself. He gets Vlad up and hits a Fallaway slam, runs off the ropes and hits a jumping knee to the head. Inferno then goes back to his own corner, picks up the kendo stick he came out with and proceeds to batter Vlad in the chest with it. While he softens up his opponent, an angry Claudia runs round to the announcer table and picks up a fire extinguisher, then rolls into the ring. As Inferno lifts the stick up to beat Vlad again Claudia gives him a dose from the extinguisher right in the face.]

C: Claudia’s trying to put the Inferno out.

F: Hardcore rules, so anything can go. Including trainee fire fighting.

[As Inferno staggers back into his own corner again to recover, Claudia checks on a suffering Vlad who clutches his rubs tightly. She spends so long with him that she fails to notice Inferno recuperate and come up behind her. Furious, he grabs her by the air and with immense force throws her right out over the top rope to a scream from the crowd.]

C: Now that’s just wrong!

F: That’s life!

[Inferno leans out and bawls at Claudia using illustrative sign language to express his discontent with her. This gives Vlad a chance to get up and grab the fire extinguisher so that as Inferno turns to deal with him Vlad swings wildly at him but to the shock of everyone Inferno manages to grab the extinguisher mid flight with one hand. Vlad tries to pull it away from him, putting all his effort into it until Inferno deliberately lets go so Vlad is throw off balance and falls to his knees, the extinguisher flying out of the ring. Inferno catches Vlad as gets up with the Infernal Slam and gets the 1-2-3 count.

Winner - Inferno

by Pinfall

Retains UCW Hardcore Title

F: Solid win for Inferno though Vlad has shown himself well. That’s about-what the?

[“Killing in the Name of” by Rage Against the Machine comes on and the crowd jump to their feet as Sean O’Gara comes out from the back as Inferno is given his Hardcore title back and Vlad and Claudia meet up outside the ring. O’Gara walks up and down the top of the stage waiting for the crowd to be silent.]

C: Look, an Englishman.

F: That’s as funny as a fart in a spacesuit.

O’Gara: Inferno! Little birdie in the back tells me your looking for a piece of me. Is this true?

[Inferno nods.]

O’G: Great stuff! Always wanted to fight a homicidal Barney Gumble. But keep in mind mate that I don’t go for any of this Hardcore crap but I know that you like an aul gimmick so, how’s about we have one. How’s about we have a cage match?

[The crowd roars their approval as Inferno nods up and down enthusiastically.]

O’G: Your up for it? Brilliant! Go hang your little belt up somewhere you won’t be needing it for a while, I’m off to chat to the boss so you and me can meet up properly. See you soon mate.

[He drops the mic and Inferno walks about the ring nodding his head confidently.]

F: Well, didn’t see that one coming. O’Gara to meet Inferno in a steel cage, something to look forward to. Cya soon.