F: Welcome everybody to UCW Fury, I'm James Fairbanks, and sitting next to me of course is UCW's humanitarian of the year, Jack Creed.
C: Hey, Jack Creed only looks out for one man, and thats Jack Creed.
F: Whoops, sorry Jack.
C: Shut up.
F: Well, carrying on, we have a very special guest star here today. You may know him from ...
C: James, let me do this, cause there is no way you'll ever do this justice. Ladies and gentelmen, star of Spiderman, Congo and the Majestic ... Bruce Campbell.
B: Well in fairness I was only cameos in those movies.
C: Yeah, but you could have kicked Toby Macguires and Randy Savages asses right?
B: Well ... of course.
C: So why don't you say "Hail to the King, baby" for us Bruce?
B: Maybe later. First I want to watch this first match. Why are these two going at it again?
F: Well this dates back to ...
C: James, let the professionals handle this. The reason this match is happening is way back when AWF was starting, these two showed up on our show and caused a big mess, including laying out Rob Grayson. But AWF isn't around anymore, but this rivalry is still happening and tonight is where they are hoping for it to get settled.
B: I thought it was something like that. Here comes Meyers now, and with him is his partner Vorhees and the Ringmaster. Should they be out here?
F: No, they should not, in fact ...
C: James please. RM we know is the manager of the Psycho Circus, but this match is supposed to be a one on one matchup between Meyers and Rob Grayson, but I guess Vorhees is there for support, though I guess if it came down to it, they are not past doing some duoble teaming. Just like when you fought those Deadites in the pit in Army of Darkness right? Then afterwards you said "This is my Boomstick." How about saying that right into the mic there Bruce?
B: Um, no ... That was a movie, but I guess it was something like that. But now here comes Rob Grayson, who I understand is looking for the chance to reclaim the UCW Internet title, he just has to get past Faith this Monday on Mayhem.
C: Maybe he'll say, "she-bitch, come get some." Why don't you say that Bruce?
B: No time for that, Rob has just ran into the ring and both of the Pyscho Circus have just rushed him, but Rob duck and flies off the ropes and lays them both out with a double clothesline. Vorhees is now rolling to the outside, and the bell is rung and now it looks like this match has officially started.
F: As Meyers is climbing to his feet, Rob catches him and nails him with a jumping DDT. Rob makes a quick cover and 1 ... 2 ... but Meyers kicks out. It is to soon to put away a monster like Meyers.
C: Why don't you let some one else talk for a change? Rob shoves Meyers to the corner and stomps him in the stomach with several hard kicks. He props Meyers up, and runs to the other corner. Looks like we are going to see a Stinger Splash.
B: Rob with a running start, but Vorhees pulls Meyers to the outside, but Rob is able to stop him self before he crashes into the corner. And now that Ringmaster guys is standing on the ring apron distracting the referee.
F: Vorhees is helping Meyers catch his breath, but Rob holds onto the top rope and springboards over with a cross body block ... but Vorhees catches him! Rob is helpless in the arms of Vorhees, but Vorhees throws Rob back first into the ring post. That has got to seriously hurt Rob, who only a couple weeks ago was tackled through the Ultimate-tron by the Enforcer, and was even more hurt in that AWF match with Inferno and Pyro where Rob and Mad Maple lost the UCW Tag Team titles. Rob shouldn't even be out here.
C: Always thought Grayson was to emotional for his own good. Vorhees rolls Grayson back into the ring, and now Meyers climbs in and Ringmaster finally jumps off the apron. Meyers covers Rob and ... 1 ... 2 ... but Rob has kicked out. He should have stayed down after that, who does he think he is? Bruce in Evil Dead 2 after his chainsaws off his own hand? Why don't you say "Groovy" Bruce?
B: Can't right now, there is a very important match happening. Ringmaster himself can't belive Rob kicked out of that. Meyers is stomping on the back of Rob, looking to do even more damage, plus to set him up for that Dragon Sleeper move that he does I'd bet.
C: A very good point Bruce, I always figured you were a smart guy, making bullets and fuel for your car while trapped in midevil times. Though one thing that has always bothered me, how come you never have to reload your gun, and how were you able to do it with only one hand?
B: I don't know!!! Why don't we watch this match? Rob is getting the hell kicked out of him, and now RM is back on the ring apron distracting the referee, and Vorhees is now in the ring with a steel chair, this doesn't look good for Rob.
C: No, it doesn't, as Vorhees slams the chair across the back of Rob. Hey Bruce, why don't you read this word from out sponsors?
B: What? Now? Fine, if you'll let me just enjoy this match? Give me that... "This weeks UCW brought to you by these fine stores. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart" ... HEY!!!
F: This double team is continuing in the ring, and Meyers how holds Rob in the Dragon Sleeper, while Vorhees is jabbing Rob in the rinbs with this chair. They ain't out to win, they are just out to hurt Rob Grayson.
C: They'll swallow his soul, just like what happened to your friends in Evil Dead, right Bruce?
B: Oh that does it, enough of this.
F: Bruce, where are you going? He has just thrown off his head set.
C: I can't help but feel a bit responsible for that.
F: You think? Wait, the referee has turned around and is ordering Vorhees out of the ring, but he didn't see the dmage that has been done to Rob, and Rob will no doubt have to give up and lose this match cause of the pain he is in. Rob fights the pain, and is able to struggle to his feet, but Meyers has him clamped in to tight ... but no, Bruce has grabbed a chair of his own and is in the ring, and nails Meyers in the back with the chair. Rob then runs to the corner with Meyers still holding him and steps on the second rope, flips over ... and nails the Scorpion Death Drop.
C: Rob covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Rob Grayson has won this match up, but this battle isn't over. Vorhees has hit the ring and as Rob is getting to his feet, he nails him with a big kick to the face.
F: Rob is down, but now the Psycho Circus are turning their attention to Bruce Campbell. This can't be good, and you know these three show absolutly no mercy towards anybody.
C: Well Bruce does seem ready for a fight, but can even he handle Meyers and Vorhees along with the evil Ringmaster.
F: But wait, some one is running down the aisle and diving into the ring. It's ... thats Dingo Dundee!!! We haven't seem him since UCW: Bloodlust where him and Seth lost that tag match to Inferno and Pyromaniac!!!
C: First Meyers turns around, and Dingo flattens him out with a tackle. Dingo lays in a series of punches on Meyers, but now Vorhees grabs him and his pulling him off his partner.
F: Dingo is trading punches between both members of the Psycho Circus, but then Vorhees puts a stop to that with a knee in the stomach.
C: Now Meyers and Vorhees are settign Dingo up, looks like they are going to destroy him with that back drop powerbomb that they use. Meyers tosses Dingo to the ropes, catches him and tosses him up to Vorhees ....
F: Wait, Dino is resisting and nailign Vorhees with a few punches, but Vorhees is still ready to slam him to the mat. But Rob is up, and nails Vorhees across the back with that steel chair that was used on him earlier, and Vorhees loses his grip on Dingo who lands on his feet in front of Vorhees.
C: Dingo picks Vorhees up ... and there is teh Aussie Hammer. And Rob tosses the chair to Meyers who catches it ... but then Rob dropkicks the chair into his face.
F: Wait, behind them, Ringmaster looks to be up to something, but then Bruce grabs him, kicks him in the stomach and nails an Ace Crusher.
C: Thats the Ash Crusher to you!!! It looks like the war between Rob Grayson and the Psycho Circus rages on, but Rob looks to have a couple new allies. We'll be right back with more of UCW Fury.