UCW: Saturday Fury


Spike Roberts vs. Thug


Standard Match

C: Well this is the first match of the night and it pits the UCW vetren Spike Roberts against the fairly new and somewhat untested Thug. Spike’s music bumps the PA and he is is on his way to the ring. This guy could prove to be trouble in the UCW with all his history, IF he sticks around. Spike climbs the steel steps and enters the ring.

F: Ruff Ryders Anthem kicks in and Thug is coming out with his Tag Team belt on. The crowd is a mixture of boos and cheers. Thug tosses the belt into the ring apron as he runs for the ring and slides underneath the ropes. Here is the bell.

C: Spike wastes no time and lands a heel stomp to the mid-back of Thug. He takes it well and gets to his feet. Thug rushes at Spike and gets hip tossed to the mat and Spike still has his arm in an arm bar. Thug rolls and the leverage is lost on the arm bar. Thug whips Spike across the ring and off the ropes. Spike is coming back fast and hard. Thug lunges at him with a shoulder but Spike leaps over Thug and lands on his feet. Thug lands on his stomach with his head sticking out between the ropes.

F: Spike just stands there in the center of the ring in a karate stance waiting for Thug. Thug gets up and is pissed! He rushes Spike again and this time Spike hits the deck. Thug flies over him and of the ropes. Spike is up quickly and goes for a spinning heel kick. Thug blocks the attack and traps Spike 's leg against his body with his arms. Thug snaps down and Spike crashes hard to the mat. Thug rolls over and has an ankle lock. He stands up with the foot and torques on it. Spike remains calm and mule kicks Thug in the chest breaking the hold.

C: Spike is up and Thug quickly gets him in a front headlock and delivers a picture perfect swinging neckbreaker! Spike seems stunned and Thug aims to take advatage of it. Thug comes in hard with a big leg drop across Spike's chest and then picks him up for a huge powerslam. Spike is shaken.

F: Thug is going for the top rope now, this could be it. OH MY! Moonsault off of the top rope. Right before he lands it, Spike lands a vicious roundhouse kick from his back that catches Thug on the point of the chin. Thug lands like a box of rocks on the canvas.

C: Spike back arches and then springs to his feet. He gets in behind Thug and applies a sleeper hold to the throat of Thug. Thug begins fighting it and manages to dig an elbow deep into the left ribcage of Spike. Thug is trying to break free but Spike has his arm and the advantage of leverage on his side. Spike quickly does a front flip over Thug while maintaining the grip on the wrist. Spike lands on his ass, wraps his legs around Thug 's arm, and spins locking the wrist and elbow out. Thug is laying on his stomach and can't budge the hold. Spike uses his legs as a lever and cranks the arm farther.

F: The referee dives in to take a look at Thug. Thug is shaking his head NO! Spike is patient and continues to use Thug 's energy in escaping to sink the hold in farther and farther. The referee asks again and again it is NO! Spike gives one last turn and Thug quickly taps out. Spike jumps up while Thug remains on the mat shaking his head in disgust while clutching his arm. Spike wins the match.

Winner by Submission – Spike Roberts

Sean O'Gara & Snake vs Ickeez & Desperado

Round 2 Lethal Lottery Tournament

F: Hello and welcome back to UCW Saturday Fury, I am James Fairbanks, and next to me as usual is Jack Creed. Tonight we will take one step closer to crowning our new world champion when our Lethal Lottery tournament continues. And coming out the curtain first, here comes Sean O'Gara and Snake, fresh off their hard fought win againt Thug and Big Nasty last week.

C: As if Thug and Nasty were not bad enough, tonight they have to get past two of the most brutal and hardcore wrestlers UCW as ever seen in Ickeez and the current Hardcore Champion Desperado. O'Gara and Snake have to be a bit worried after seeing what Ick and Desperado have done to Duck and Ice Blade last sunday at UCW: The Gathering.

F: Well whoever said that being the UCW World Champion would be easy? Ickeez and Desperado are on their way down now, and Snake and Sean are discussing what ever kind of strategy that can come to mind right now.

C: Well Ickeez and Desperado are not giving them the time for that as the rush them and attack before the bell has even rung. Ickeez is clobbering away on Snake, while Desperado and O'Gara pair off.

F: Ickeez pummels on Snake in the corner, but Snake is fighting back best he could, but it is really sad folks. Ickeez delivers with a few hard punches to the head and Snake is simply absorbing them. Ickeez hauls back to deliver another hard right, but this time Snake with a low kick to the knee of Ickeez has him stunned.

C: You mean pissed off don't you? Snake with a rake to the eyes of Ickeez, and then he grabs Ickeez and tosses him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. While inside Desperado has O'Gara reeling against the ropes. I guess those two are the legal men, because the referee has finally decided to ring the bell and to make this match official.

F: Well the referee should be watching those two, instead of watching Snake and Ickeez on the outside. Snake has just made an attempt to throw Ickeez into the steel ring side stairs but Ickeez reverses and then it is Snake that slams back first into the steps. While on the inside, Depserado attempts to whip O'Gara across the ring, but O'Gara holds on and then connects with a kick to the stomach of the hardcore champion and he takes a knee.

C: O'Gara is moving in for a follow up. Outside Ickeez picks half of the ring steps up and then slams it down hard on Snakes knee. Snake is coiled up in pain. Desperado catches O'Gara with an uppercut to the ball bag and now they are both on their knees. Ickeez and Desperado just don't know how to play with the other kids, do they?

F: I don't even think that Ickeez has read the leagues rule book do you JC?

C: I doubt that very seriously. Speaking of Ickeez, he is under the ring on a mission. What did he find under there? Uh-oh, this could be bad news for Snake. Ickeez comes out from under the ring with a piece of chain. He is swinging it wildly and yelling something and then cracks Snake across the forehead. Snake is bleeding like a stuck pig!

F: Desperado us up and whips O'Gara to the corner and c comes in hard for a big time avalanche but O'Gara wisely rolls off the ropes and Desperado crashes hard into the turnbuckles. He may have hurt himself there.

C: O'Gara doesn't hesitate to take advantage of this situation and belly to backs Desperado to the mat. O'Gara quickly picks up the big Mexican once again and has him in vertical suplex position but Desperado is too heavy and the both crash hard to the canvas.

F: Outside, Ickeez has now wrapped that link of chain around Snake's throat and put a knee into Snake's back as he chokes the hell out of Snake. Ickeez lets go of the chain and drags Snake to the apron and puts him piledriver position.

C: You don't think he's going to....somebody has to come out and stop this mess! Ickeez just landed a Psychotica off of the apron edge and Snake is in serious shape folks. That was an awkward landing and Snake is not moving.

F: Back in the ring, O'Gara is up and waiting with his hands on his knees as Desperado stands. O'Gara clothesline Desperado back to the mat and then takes of for a ricocet of the opposite ropes. As he rebounds off the ropes, Ickeez pulls the ropes down and O'Gara falls to the floor below the ring.

C: Cheaters I tell you! Look at that Ickeez is stomping on him too. Now Desperado is coming over too. They both are stomping the hell out of Sean O'Gara.

F: Ickeez and Desperado pick O'Gara up and do a two man suplex on O'Gara sending him back over the ropes and into the ring. The referee is warning Ickeez and Desperado. Ickeez hops onto apron and Desperado climbs into the ring.

C: Desperado grabs O'Gara by the hair and knees him hard into the jaw a couple of times. He lifts O'Gara up into vertical and looks like he is going to jackhammer slam him. What the hell?

F: Ickeez is up on the top turnbuckle in the corner and he jumps for the other two wrestlers. Before Desperado has a chance to finish the jackhammer slam, Ickeez crashes hard into Desperado and all three men go down. Ickeez is up quick and smashes Desperado's face and O'Gara's face together. Both wrestlers are spilt open!

C: The referee is coming in and Ickeez punches him in the throat! Can you believe this?

F: I don't think this is over yet. Ickeez has gotten that chain again and he is absolutely punishing Desperado and O'Gara as they lay there, both unconscious.

C: The bell rings and about a half dozen UCW officals are storming the ring but Ickeez keeps them on the outside by swinging that chain over his head. They would be nuts to try and subdue him now.

F: Ickeez takes a couple more whacks at Desperado and O'Gara and it is becoming hard to distinguish who is who in that bloody mess. This guy has lost it folks.

C: Like he ever had it to begin with is more like it. Out from backstage, Orgasma and Chris Rage come running down the ramp and are up on the apron. Ickeez detects movement and turns with that chain. He doesn't even recogize his manager and his best friend and he about to swing at them too!

F: Nope, wait, I think that Orgasma and Rage got through. Ickeez lays the chain down at the begging of Rage and Orgasma and Rage step into the ring. Rage says something to Ickeez and he smiles. The air of violence has subsided and somehow Ickeez calmly walks out of the ring.

C: As Ickeez, Rage and Orgasma get outside the ring, the officals wisely make room for them and they walk back up the ramp. The fans are on their feet and it is oddly quite here.

F: Chalk that win up to Snake and O'Gara as Ickeez absolutely snaps and forces the DQ! The medical staff rushes in and looks at O'Gara, Snake and Desperado. This was something else folks. Hopefully O'Gara and Snake can mend in a weeks time because they will have their hands full with Boot and Jackal or Poison and Suicide. That match is coming up to see who will face them.

Winner - Sean O'Gara & Snake

Advances to Finals

Jack Heart Vs. Jimmy Whippit

Jobber Match

C: Our next match features on of the top stars in UCW, The Universal Heartthrob, Jack Heart. I hear "Whatta Man" so he must be on his way out.

F: His opponent is already in the ring, but I don't understand why he would take a match like this. The kid in the ring is a rookie. Why would Jack Heart want to face him?

C: I guess he feels he needs to break in the new guys and show them what it's like.

F:Heart has made it to ringside and is pointing at Jimmy Whippit. Whippit doesn't seem too impressed with Heart. That is a mistake.

C: I've heard a lot of great things about this kid. Maybe he'll surprise you. Heart makes his way into the ring.

F: There's the bell. Whippit charges at Heart and finds nothing but the turnbuckle.

C: Rookie mistake there by Whippit. Heart whips him across the ring into the other turnbuckle and charges in behind it.

F: OOOOO, Whippit moved out of the way and Heart eats turnbuckle. Whippit slips in for a rollup. 1..2.. Heart kicks out.

C: This kid is really showing me something. He is not at all afraid of Heart. Nice dropkick by Whippit. Heart is on the mat again. Whippit goes for the pin again.

F: Only a one count. Way too early to try for a pin on Heart. This man was the UCW champion. Doesn't Whippit realize that?

C: I think he knows only too well. A victory here would move him way up the rankings. Whippit has Heart up and throws him into the ropes. Kick to the face by Heart. Whippit advertised that backdrop way too soon.

F: Now he'll learn what real wrestling is like. Heart hits a running clothesline on Whippit. Whippit is donw and Heart hits a leg drop. He picks Whippit right back up. A kick to the stomach and a DDT. That has to be it.

C: Heart goes for the pin. 1...2... What? Heart is standing up. He had the match won. What's going on?

F: Look at the top of the ramp. Ace Diamond has just come out. Heart is yelling at him and seems to have forgotten about his opponent. Turn around Jack.

C: A dropkick by Whippit sends Heart over the top rope and on to the floor. Heart got distracted and paid the price.

F: Heart is right back up though and he looks ticked off. What is Whippit doing? He's going to the top rope. A high risk move may not be a good idea here.

C: Heart moves out of the way. Whippit hits the floor hard. Heart is still yelling at Ace as he picks Whippit up off the floor. He rolls him back in the ring. Incredibly, Whippit is getting back to his feet.

F: Yeah, but Heart is on the top rope waiting. There it is. He just hit the Heartbreaker on Whippit. That has to be it. He goes for the pin. 1..2..3. That's it. Jack Heart has won this match.

C: He doesn't seem to care about that. He is right back up and pointing at Ace Diamond who is walking toward the ring.

F: Has he lost his mind? Heart will kill him.

C: Who the Hell was that? A man just jumped out of the audience wearing mask. He has a Jenga Fett helmet and is heading for the ring.

F: It doesn't look like Snake or Sean O'Gara. Who is it? It looks like the man that came out with Ace at The Gathering.

C: The man has just hit the ring and nailed Jack Heart with that metal helmet from behind. Heart is out in the ring and Ace Diamond is standing there smiling. Who is that man in the ring? He's climbing to the top rope. Oh my God, No. He put on the helmet and did a diving headbutt to the back of Jack Heart's head. Heart looks seriously hurt.

F: It looks like he is sending a message to Jack Heart and the rest of the Diamond Mine.

C: Someone needs to get in there and stop this. Where is security?

F: Look. Ace has just motioned to the man and he stops stomping on Jack Heart's body. Heart is not moving.

C: But who is this guy and what is Ace up to?

F: I don't know. I can't tell who he is? We need to get someone in the back to get a word with Ace.

C: Ace is walking to the back but that masked man is leaving through the audience. Where was the Diamond Mine while this was going on?

F: We'll have to find out but first we have a commercial break.

Jackal & Boot vs Suicide & Poison

2nd Round Lethal Lottery Match

James Fairbanks: Welcome back everyone for this second round Lethal Lottery clash. Everything is ready to go so lets welcome our superstars. Here comes the surprise package in this contest, Suicide, who pinned Jack heart to get here.

Jack Creed: I don’t know about this guy, he’s too unstable and it was a lucky win anyway.

F: Of course it was Creed. Of course it was. And here’s the UCW Womens Champion at 130 pounds, Poison. Don’t say it Creed.

C: Don’t say what?

F: You know fine well what I mean. There’s one team down and here comes the next. Our comeback kid Boot being first down the ramp. Still in fine form by the looks of it. And there’s that howl that can mean only one thing!

C: Oh yeah baby!

F: It’s the Jackal! Listen to the crowd cheer for him. A two time UCW World Champion and Internet Champion and now the Unified World Champion of XWC and UCW. Pretty impressive.

C: There’s the bell to start the match. Jackal and Poison look to be first in here and they tie up but Jackal too strong for the lady and flips her into a body slam. He now picks her up and sets her for a powerbomb but in comes Suicide with a dropkick to the face to make the save.

F: Jackal now down and Poison looking to capitalise on the advantage. She delivers a boot to Jackal’s groin with some force. Nasty stuff. Now Poison on top-

C:-I wouldn’t mind that.

F: Shut up Creed. Poison on top of Jackal and is raining down blows but they don’t seem to have much effect. Jackal throws her off and is back on his feet. He hip tosses Poison but she’s back up immediately. She runs at him but he side steps and Poison goes flying over the ropes to the outside. Jackal now tags in Boot who jumps down off the apron and goes around to meet Poison. He throws her into the ring and follows in after her. Boot lefts Poison into a powerbomb and Jackal is out on the apron. He slingshots up onto the ropes and catches Poison with a cross body block just as Boot slams her down in the powerbomb. Excellent teamwork.

C: That’s gotta be her out of it. Boot tries to cover 1-2- but there’s Suicide with the save. He even gets a right hander in on Jackal which knocks him down. Referee Mario throws out Suicide. Now Boot sets Poison up into a vertical suplex but Poison slips out mid-air through it and lands behind Boot. She grabs him from behind and hits an early release german suplex. Good girl.

F: Poison over to her corner quickly and tags in Suicide, who comes straight in with a kick to Boots gut. Boot now on the apron and Suicide is stamping down on his chest. Jackal tries to get in but is blocked by referee Mario. Suicide sees him and gets in a cheap shot on Jackal. Now back to Boot. Suicide whips him into the turnbuckle and shoulder thrusts Boot in the gut. Picks him out and tags in Poison. Poison with a quick shot to the knee. Boot down on one knee. Kick in the face to follow.

C: Now Poison kicking Boot all over the ring but Boot grabs her foot and throws her off balance. He lunges over to Jackal who comes in and clotheslines Poison once, twice and three times. Jackal stalling for a bit then returns Suicide’s cheap shot. Jackal tags out to Boot again. Boot and Jackal on both side of Poison and hit a double DDT. Jackal out and Boot sets up Poison for another powerbomb. Up she goes but here comes Suicide to try and stop it.

F: But Jackal with a slingshot missile dropkick to cut him off. Boot puts Poison into a sit down powerbomb. He’s got the cover. 1-2-3! All done. Jackal and Boot are into the next round of the Lethal Lottery. They shake hands and leave the ring looking pretty content with themselves. Another good win for Jackal and Boot.

Winners – Jackal & Boot

Advance to 3rd round

C: But Poison and Suicide aren’t getting on so well. They’re having an argument over who let who down. Poison getting into Suicide’s face. Suicide shoves her off her feet. I think he’s going to hit her. That bastard!

F: But here come the reinforcements! Kamchantaberry Ambergrass and Thug of the Diamond Mine to help their team mate. Both hit the ring and Thug isn’t messing around. He piles straight into Suicide and they go at it. Suicide coming out the better and beats Thug out of the ring. Now Kam to face Suicide.

C: Jack Heart where are you?!

F: Suicide and Kam exchange blows but Kam grabs Suicide by the back of the head and throws him out of the ring. Nice save by the Mine.

C: But where was Jack Heart in all of that, I know he’s here?

F: Maybe we’ll find out after this break.

(Commerical)