F: Welcome to UCW: Fury on this special Friday night. Tongiht being Friday the 13th and we have these great matches lined up, we know this is going to be a very unlucky night for somebody.
C: It could be. First off we have two newcomers to UCW who are looking to prove themselves. First off we have Tyr Gratio who is substituting for the injured Thor. Personally I think it says somewhere about where your career is headed if you are injured before your first ever match.
F: That's one mans opinion. Though Tyr wil be going up against who should be a fairly promising newcomer in Christian Michaels. We don't know a lot about either guys, but I am sure both want to have a great welcome to UCW.
C: Both guys are in the ring and the match is about to start ... but wait? Some one else is coming down the aisle. It's Satanic Satan, the former UCW Internet Champion. What does he want?
F: Hold on a second ... I am getting word from the back ...
C: What are you talking about? I don't hear anything. These earphones aren't even plugged in. We don't even need them, they are just there cause it looks better on TV.
F: Creed! I am hearing that this match as been made into a triple threat match, and it looks like the referee is telling Michaels and Gratio now.
C: They seem a bit surprised, but this is UCW, and they should be prepared for anything to happen. But Satanic Satan? Are these guys ready for this?
F: They are going to have to be, because Satan just jump started this match with a double clothesline flooring both men. The bell has rung and now this impromptu three way is officially started.
C: Satan with a knee thrust knocks Gratio back down, and thenhe picks up Michaels and simply powers him into the corner and elivers a series of elbows to the head of Christian Michaels.
F: Tyr is up and charges in, but Satan moves and Tyr instead crashes into Michaels with a massive splash in the corner. But as Tyr steps out of the corner Satan grabs him and plants him with a back breaker across the knee. So far Satan is just manhandling these two rookies.
C: Satan again picks Tyr up, and it looks like it is going to be a powerbomb attempt, but Michaels breaks it up with a shot to the back of the head of Satanic Satan. It's a good thing to, cause that might have been the end of this match if Satan had connected with that move.
F: Michaels manages to get some punches in on Satan, and then charges from the ropes and knocks Satan over with a running dropkick. This could be the upset Christian Michaels needs to pull off the upset win and pin the former Internet Champion in his first ever UCW match.
C: Christian climbs to the top rope, and looks to be trying to inflict more pain on Satanic Satan. I don't know if thats a smart move. Satan slowly gets to his feet and Michaels jumps off the ropes ... but Satan catches him by the throat.
F: Looks like we may be seeing a chokeslam. This is the second time Satan has tried to end this match up quickly, and the second time some one has broken it up, as Tyr charges in ... but is caught by a big boot to the face by Satan.
C: But Satan didn't let go of Michaels, and picks him up and carries him to the ropes. I don't think this is going to be good for Christian Michaels.
F: It sure won't, as Satan lifts Michaels up over the rope and releases him past the ring apron causing Michaels to crash back first onto the concrete floor. That has had to be it for Michaels, but the match is still not quite oer yet so who knows?
C: Satan turns around as Tyr attempts to charge in once again, but Satan ducks and picks Tyr up for a Firemans carry ... and there is the Satanic Stunner!!!
F: Michaels is still hurting on the outside as Satan makes the cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Satanic Satan has won this match in a very decisive fashion. A tough break for these two newcomers, but I guess this shows them a lesson. If you want to be a part of UCW, you got to be prepared or its the guys like Satan that will destory them.
Creed:hey babe, come on over here and sit on uncle creeds lap...
Fairbanks: hey whats that red light flashing on the monitor for?
creed: i dont know....what do i look like Mr.Bilangual monitor red beeping light translator!?
Fairbanks: OH GOD WE`RE ON!!
creed:.....
Fairbanks: Welcome back to Friday Fury!....uh, what just occured was a technical mishap, creeds big ass just hit the button to send us on-air prematurely.....but hey, this is fury and we do what we want!
creed: it seems that i`ll have to start using my fast abs again eh?
Fairbanks: by fast abs, you mean drink and eat more food, dont you...
creed:.......
Fairbanks: thats what i thought....well it seems that we are going to get things under way now, cause here comes joeylights 3.0!
creed: so what does the 3.0 stand for?
Fairbanks: i couldnt even begin to answer that for you creed....not in the slightest way....
creed: oh....well here comes mine, and everyone elses hero...rob grayson!!...he is climbing into the ring, and joeylights isnt wasting any time at all!!
Fairbanks: joey lights is attacking rob,he hits a huge snap suplex that shook the ring!...and im getting word from the back that this match has been sanctioned as a hardcore match, so let the brutality begin!!!
creed: wow, almost on cue, joey lights takes that trash can lid from under the ring and rushes at rob, ouch!..but he takes a mean super kick to the lid, to his face.....i would say too bad about his face....but joeylights was ugly to begin with....
Fairbanks:....you are an idiot....
creed:....so...
Fairbanks:....well rob immediately starts to work on the shoulder area of Mr. 3.0, he has a mean cross face locked in and you can see Joeylights letting a few tears go....rob lets go of the hold and climbs down to the outside of the ring, and is looking underneath the ring for something....
creed: it seems he found it!...he has those little billy clubs!
Fairbanks: oh an look at that emotion on robs face...
creed:what emotion?
Fairbanks: my point exactly.....the crowd is loving this, they love rob grayson!
creed: i love rob grayson!
Fairbanks: you make me sick...but onto the match at hand!....rob is back in the ring and joey lights is coming around.....Joey is standing almost up right....he`s going to turn around...oh no!..rob launched that one billy club and nailed joey in the head, what precision!
creed: what accuracy!
Fairbanks: i just said that you jackass....
creed:........
Fairbanks:....joey lights is bleeding badly, but he is still trying to get to his feet, joey is on his hands and knees now...dont say a word creed....Rob is approching Joeylights....rob lockes joey lights into a chicken wing choke hold!
creed:the ref is counting cause robs shoulders are on the mat!...ONE...TWO...THRE....NOOO! HE KICKED OUT!!
Fairbanks: rob puts joey on his stomach and has him in sort of a camel clutch with that billy club....but whats joey lights doing!? his forehead is bleeding real bad from that first billy club attack and he is still trying to fight back....joey lights somehow is making his way to his vertical base!
creed: yeah, and joeylights is standing up!
Fairbanks:...im not going to dignify that with a response, besides you are an idiot.......joey is pushing rob back...rob is squashed between joeylights and that ring post!...
creed:joeylights just head butted rob who releases the hold cause his nose is bleeding real bad
Fairbanks:rob is stagering foreward..but joey hits him with the northernlights suplex
creed: i think that was strictly out of desperation...but im going to leave now because this is all over now....
Fairbanks: ONE!...TWO!!....HOLY CRAP!! ROB GRAYSON JUST KICKED OUT!! WHAT POWER!!!!
creed:i cant beleive that...well i guess i can, because rob is a super hero
Fairbanks: both men are down, i guess whoever gets up first will have the momentum...
creed: Mr.3.0 is getting up now, so he has the momentum....
Fairbanks: joey lights has that billy club rob used to choke him out......and he is beating rob with it!!joey put the billy club in his side pocket
creed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fairbanks: Joeylights has rob up, both men are bleeding pretty bad, Joeylights has rob up for the northernlights suplex again.....wait! rob grabed the billy club and belted joey in the head with it, joey is falling back, but rop uses that momentum to land on his feet, with joeylights in a reverse DDT position!
creed: DEATH DROP!!
Fairbanks: WOW!! that was simply amazing.....
creed:.......
Fairbanks:the ref is down, rob has joey with the cover....ONE!...TWO!!...THREE!!!!
creed: ROB GRAYSON WINS!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!
Fairbanks: well i have decided that Rob Grayson is my hero now too
creed:....i love that guy...
Fairbanks: rob has his arms in the air, the ref is declaring him the winner, and the crowd is going wild, i cant even hear myself talk!!rob rolls out of the ring and is giving all the ring side fans high fives!!
creed: OH OH OVER HERE MR GRAYSON!! PLEEEAAASSEE!!!
Fairbanks: you are a fool.....well thats all for friday fury, tun in this monday for another exciting UCW Event, im james fairbanks, and as always my incompetant partner, Jack Creed
creed:...huh..what!?
::fury goes off the air::
Winner -- Rob Grayson