Marv: Welcome to the first UCW card after the 6 month pay per view and from the rumors I'm hearing around the back it may be the last UCW card for a while.
Korbin: Now Marv, don't count UCW out yet, Boot's been saying a lot about trying to keep UCW open while this mess straitens out, we just need to find some temporary staff until we can find permanent ones.
Marv: Yeah, sure. I'm still passing out resume's. I have an interview tommorrow with Vince Russo. He's starting a new fed and . . . . . .
Suddenly the picture of the card goes and we instead see a split screen of Boot and Rob at home. Rob's brushing his teeth and Boot's about to take a bite of a foot long sub when they both simultaneously pause.
Rob and Boot: Huh? That odd feeling's back. But the last time I felt this was . . . . . . . . . Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Not Russo!!!!!!!!
Rob and Boot collapse onto the floor from the shock and the split screen fades into the picture of Korbin and Marv, seconds after the fade out.
Korbin: I think you should stay away from Russo, he'll end up in jail one of these days.
Marv: Jail? For what?
Korbin: Didn't you see the Hummer crap? Or Jay Leno and DDP vs. Hogan and Bishoff? Or the No Limits Soldiers? Or the M.I.A? Or Kwee-Wee? Stasiak and Palumbo two time tag champs? Or Stacy's Baby? Or Mark Maddon vs. Mean Gene? Or Mark Maddon period? Or Disco Inferno in the Filthy Animals? Hell, even the Filthy Animals? Or letting Konnan Talk? Kanyon vs. DDP? G.I Bro? 3 - Count?(OOC: Shane Helmes does seriously rock though!) Or that idiot Evan Courageous? Or Totally Buffed? Asia? The Demon? The ICP?(OOC: some may like their music but wrestlers they ain't!) Or Kimberly's "what about me" faze? Or Rick Flair's Commissionership? Or Rick Flair's magnificent seven? Or Rick Flairs 14 World Titles? (OOC: Not all Russo's Fault) Or not firing Nash's *ss? or that deal with the little runt in the special effects van? Or that australian star they mentioned once and never heard of since? Or letting Major Gunn's talk? Jim Duggan Canadian??? That 70's guy? Crowbar's 70's angle? David Flair's two psycho periods?(he's no shane-o-mac) Or Terry Funk? Or Vince Russo himself being the champ? or . . . . .
Marv: Ok, I get the point.
Korbin: I have one more . . . . . . DAVID ARQUETTE?????
Marv: That was bad! Ok, on to our first match, we would start off with Freak vs. Pyro but the brother-brother angle's been done so much that we don't want people to leave. So we'll start with Ickeez vs. Iron Fist.
Korbin: Both of these guys are worthy champs Marv, IF's been here longer but Ickeez has made a real strong statement in his short time here.
Marv: Short time here? We've only been around 6 months? That's not quite long enough to have seasoned our own veterans or anything. Everyone's been here a short time. But speak of the devild here come Ickeez, just oozing with self confidence, rafe, and a sticky translucent goo.
Korbin: That really was too dry Marv, i think I need some water. Here comes his opponent, the seven foot beast from . . . . . . well, Italy, Iron Fist. IF steps over the top ropes and catches Ickeez as he immediately goes for a cross body block. Maybe not the brightest move to start with against a monster like that.
Marv: Yeah, I mean he wasn't going to knock him down, so why not soften him up with a few blows and a drop kick? IF slams Ickeez down into a back breaker, followed by an early pin, 1 . . 2 . . no, Ickeez won't lose that quickly. I think he'll have to be on his last breath to lose that belt.
Korbin: The weak go home, anybody who'll lose to a back breaker doesn't deserve a UCW contract. IF continues by throwing Ickeez into the corner and charging with a head full of steam. But Ickeez rolls away causing IF to bring up on the ring post. And as IF bounces off Ickeez grabs him by the head and nails a bulldog.
Marv: Ickeez covers, 1 . . 2 . . but If throws Ickeez halfway across the ring, that's a kick out with authority!! But Ickeez is persistant. He keeps IF on his knees with a series of football tackles and short drop kicks. This is a smart strategy, IF soesn't have the technical skills to fight on the mat.
Korbin: Technical skills? When you can rip somebody's arms out of their sockets how much technical skill do you actually need? Really, I mean, all IF needs is one good shot and Ickeez is down for a 300 count. But Ickeez is contoling this bout so far as he has IF in a reverse chin lock.
Marv: That is a submission hold but not my personal choice. IF just calmly gets to his feet lifting Ickeez up off the groung. Then he backs up into the posts a few times. Ickeez can't hold on much longer with that punichment. But when IF goes for another one Ickeez does a floatover evading the post and rolls IF into an inside cradle. 1 . . not quite a two but IF really doesn't want to lose to a small package.
Korbin: IF charges at Ickeez only to fall victim to a drop toe hold. Ickeez uses this break to quickly leave the ring and snatch a steel chair. The referee has been instructed to allow a mild amount of violence for this match.
Marv: And rightfully so, Ickeez slides back and and comes face to face with IF who was abou to lay Ickeez out with a haymaker. But instead Ickeez throws IF the chair, now IF won't fall for that will he?
Korbin: Nope, If throws the chair to the ground instantly, he hasn't had luck with catching items during a match. But as he drops it Ickeez kicks him in the gut and lands a face buster on the chair!! Ickeez goes for the pin!! 1 . . 2 . . 3! It's all over!!! The winner is Ickeez!!
marv: We'll be right back after these messages drom our sponsors with the next match.
OOC: Due to the lacof rping from both Freak and Pyro on out borads (I can't recall any for this match) I decided neither deserved the belt and the match deserved no attention. If you want us to put time into match writing you have to at least rp once or twice.
Also, since it's now 12:10 AM and I have to get up around 6:00 AM to go to work (yes, I have to work Saturdays, Doh!) I can't write any XWC matches. If Rob writes them fine, if not Dereck can decide the winners. Sorry but I may not be burned out like Rob but I am busy today and have little help in doing this. Again, sorry to Freak, Pyro, and the other XWC guys, I hope this doesn't sour our relationship.