Snake vs. Anarchy

Standard Match

Creed: Tonight we have UCW staple,Snake going against a man who,though new to UCW is no stranger to the ring.

Fairbanks: That is certainly true.Anarchy has made a quite a name for himself in other orginizations,plus he is a member of the Kindred,a stable that houses former UCW world champion Jackal as well as former UCW womens champion Vixen.

C: Damn she's hot.

F: And capable of ripping your head off and shoving it up your ass if you piss her off.

C: Hey,I don't want to piss her off,I just want to give her a little bit of what all the ladies want.

F: Space.

C: No you asshole,this.

F: Oh,you mean that rather miniscule set of testicles and non-existent penis your so lovingly call the family jewels.

C: Screw you:

F: Well enough talking about the impoverished state of the Creed family men,our two combatants are in the ring along with referree Nick Thompson and this match is ready to start.Jack,have you got the stats on the two wrestlers in the ring.

C: Yea,Snake is a pretty big guy but Anarchy is alot bigger so Snake had best use his head tonight,by the way,your feet aren't that large either.

F: I'm going to ignor that last comment seeing as how the ref has called for the bell and the action is starting to get underway.

C: That's right,change the subject.

F: Anarchy tries to lock-up with Snake in a collar and elbow tie-up but Snake ducks underneath him and bouncing off the ropes goes for a shoulder tackle.

C: That move had no effect on the big man what so ever.Snake looks at Anarchy for a second then runs and bounces off the ropes again.

F: It looks as if Snake is going to try another shoulder tackle but Anarchy is ready for it and has braced himself for Snakes charge.I don't think Snake is listening to your advice.

C: Would seem,wait,just before reaching Anarchy,Snake puts on the brakes and like a scene from a Three Stooges film,takes two fingers and pokes Anarchy in the eyes,bet he didn't see that coming.

F: Anarchy also doesn't see Snake getting ready to clip him in the back of the knee.

C: Snake launches himself and the big man goes down hard.Snake is up and is stomping away on the knee he just took out.What were you saying about not listening to my advice?

F: Quit being so smug.Snake obviuosly had this strategy worked out before the match and now is reaping the benefits of it as he still has Anarchy on the mat where he can't use his size advantage to influence the outcome of the match.

C: I bet Snake does a knee drop onto the injured knee of Anarchy,oh gees,I was right and look he's gonna do it again.Ouch,that had to hurt.

F: Indeed it did.As we mentioned before,Snake,though not as big as Anarchy,is still a big man and that is alot of weight he is dropping onto the back of Anarchy's knee.If Snake keeps this up Anarchy could be in serious trouble.

C: Anarchy is in serious trouble as Snake starts torqueing the knee trying to damage the ligaments and put him out of action.The ref comes in to check if Anarchy is ready to call it quits.

F: Though he is in a tremendous amount of pain Anarchy won't give up.

C: You know,Snake really is too close to the ropes and it's just a matter of time for a man of Anarchy's height to reach them thus breaking the hold.

F: What are you doing?

C: Just using my keen intellect to tell the viewers what in all likelihood is going to happen in the ring that way they can start to better understand what is happening inside it.

F: Trying the old beautiful women are attracted to smart guys ploy huh?

C: Yep.

F: Probably not going to work unless we have some new people tuning in tonight. As Anarchy reaches the ropes, the referee calls for the break.

C: I am good. Now watch Snake go right back to working on the leg.

F: He probably would if Anarchy hadn't caught him in the jewels with a solid knee. Both men appear to be in pain right now.

C: Appear to be? Are you insane? After watching that, even I'm in pain right now. That was just uncalled for.

F: But it appears to have been quite effective. Anarchy is limping over to Snake who is still on the mat. He picks Snake up and gets him in a chokehold. He lifts Snake off his feet. Snake is having the life choked out of him but the referee is making Anarchy release the hold. Anarchy walks over to a corner and dumps Snake against the turnbuckle.

C: Things are not looking good for Snake right now. He needs to get back to that leg.

F: Well Snake is on his knees and has grabbed Anarchy around the knee. I have no idea what he is going for here.

C: It obvious. Well Snake has already started his plan before I could comment on it. He is backing under rope and pulling Anarchy with him. Anarchy falls hard to the mat and Snake raps that leg around the ringpost. The referee has started the ten count.

F: Snake slams that leg into the ringpost one more time before rolling back in the ring and breaking the count. Snake is looking down at Anarchy and demanding he stand up. Anarchy tries to get back to his feet but Snake kicks the leg and drops him once again.

C: I think Snake needs to go for a pin now.

F: What makes you say that?

C: Well Anarchy seems to be getting pissed and he looks to be getting to his feet. He shoves Snake and Snake goes flying across the ring and lands hard. Anarchy is stalking him now. He kicks Snake with his bad leg but it doesn't seem to bother him.

F: This is a monster. With the punishment he took, he should be going to the hospital. He picks Snake up and bodyslams him to the mat. He follows that up with a leg drop and goes for the pin. 1..2..

C: Snake kicked out, Snake kicked out. I am stunned and impressed with what Snake is showing us tonight. He came in with a game plan he stuck to and he just kicked out of a pin when I thought he was done. Snake is crawling for the ropes. Anarchy grabs him and picks him up. He lifts Snake over his head in a gorilla press and drops him to the mat. Shades of the Ultimate Warrior there.

F: This is a brutal match and I hate to see either man lose this after the effort they have put in. This is why everyone wants a spot in UCW.

C: That and the hot chicks that come to the matches.

F: You are something, Creed.

C: Thank you. I try. Anarchy goes to pick Snake up again but Snake kicks that bad knee and Anarchy drops to one knee as Snake makes it back to his feet.

F: Snake bounces off the ropes as Anarchy stuggles to his feet.Snake is bent on putting Anarchy back down on his back with a shoulder block but Anarchy sees him coming and catches him with a back drop that sends Snake over the ropes and down to the floor.

C: Snake must have fell twenty feet or more,is he even alive after that.

F: We'll have to check on that later.Anarchy's knee gave out after that maneuver and he's lying on the mat as the ref starts the ten count on Snake.1,2,3,,,

C: Come on Snake get up!

F: 4,5,6,,,

C: I can't see,is Snake up yet?Can someone tell me if Snake is up yet?

F: 7,8,9,,,

C: Look,he's up,Snake is up and trying to get in the ring,,,NOOOO,he fell back down again,where's the justice now?

F: That question will have to be answered later too as Nick Thompson counts out Snake and Anarchy is our winner.

C: I have one more insight for the people at home and that is there is about to be trouble.

F: Why do you say that?

C: Because hell hath no fury like a Snake scorned,especially when that Snake has a steel chair in his hands.

F: Snake ro;;s back into the ring with steel chair in hand and coming up behind an unsuspecting Anarchy lays him out with a shot to the head.After giving Anarchy a kick to the ribs for good measure,Snake drops the chair and rolls out of the ring and heads for the back.

C: You know,I thought Snake had this one.Oh well,maybe next time and now a word from our sponsors.

Winner -- Anarchy

by countout

United Front vs Youth in Asia

Tag Title Ladder Match

Fairbanks: Welcome back. Our main event tonight looks to be a good one.

Creed: You can say that again. You just know that Jack Heart will have Tiffany wearing something revealing.

F: Creed, I was talking about the actual match. A ladder match between the United Front and Youth in Asia. Youth in Asia has made quite an impact on UCW.

Creed: They sure have. They attacked the tag champs and won a number one contender match. This is going to be good. And we have just been joined by my good friend, the hardcore champion, Thug. Or should we call you, Mr. Thug?

Thug: Thug is fine for now, Creed.

F: So what brings you out here tonight?

T: Isn't it obvious? Jack Heart says he wants a shot at my belt. The belt I had to almost kill Lomata for. He thinks he can just walk up to me and ask for it and he'll get it. I'm here to see just how hardcore he can get. He is a great wrestler but I am a great fighter.

F: No one will question that. You are the hardcore champion. Here comes Youth in Asia. Chaz and Sinner are carrying their own ladder down to the ring.

C: They are staring up at those tag belts hanging above the ring. It looks like two kids getting their first view of pu...

F: Creed! This is a family show.

T: Not during this match. This match is for adults only because you just know that someone is going to get hurt.

F: Here come the champs. What are they doing?

C: They appear to be throwing something into the audience. Could it be? Yes, it is little troll dolls they are throwing out to the crowd. Hey, where is Tiffany?

F: Jack probably didn't want to bring her out tonight for fear of her getting hurt.

T: That's a laugh. Heart would sacrifice his own mother to keep a title. The man is only focused on winning at all costs. That is what makes him dangerous, but I'm just as dangerous if not more so because I don't care about winning or losing. I just like hurting people.

C: I'm glad we're friends.

T: I have no friends.

C: I'll be right back.

F: Sit down, Creed. It appears that Chaz and Sinner have just figured out what Jack and Kam are doing. They are charging down the aisle toward the champions and this match appears to be underway. Both teams are throwing lefts and rights at each other.

C: Kam ducks a left by Chaz and nails him with a clothesline. Kam drops down and starts pounding away at Chaz's head.

F: Meanwhile, Sinner appears to have gotten the upper hand on Jack Heart and drags him back to the ring where he slams Heart's head against the turnbuckle. Heart slumps the floor where Sinner stomps away at him. Sinner climbs into the ring and sets up the ladder. Ambergree sees this and charges toward the ring. Sinner bounces off the ropes and leaps over the top rope with a crossbody on Ambergree.

T: Looks like he was setting Kam up for that one.

C: Sinner picks Kam up and rolls him into the ring. Chaz joins Sinner as the pick Ambergree up and double suplex him followed by a double elbow drop. Sinner is pointing to the ladder. Chaz starts climbing. Looks like this match will end early.

F: Chaz is halfway up the ladder and leaps off with a leg drop on Ambergree. So much for going for the win.

C: The champs have gotten under their skin and Youth in Asia is making a statement. They want to hurt these guys.

F: Maybe they should focus more on getting the titles. Sinner starts climbing the ladder while Chaz picks up Ambergree and places him on his shoulders. This is looking like a bulldog from the top of the ladder.

C: Where is Heart? If they hit this it will be over.

T: There he comes. He must know those titles are in jeopardy.

F: He dropkicks the ladder and Sinner goes flying off and lands throat first on the top rope. Ambergree rolls forward and gets Chaz in a pin.

T: Ambergree hasn't been in a lot of these types of matches. He would have gotten the three count but you can't win that way here.

C: Jack is trying to explain it to him. They pick up Chaz and deliver a double DDT. Jack points at the ladder. They pick it up and run straight at Sinner who has regained his feet. Sinner goes flying over the top rope to the floor.

F: The champs have the upper hand now. Heart puts the ladder on top of Chaz. Ambergree climbs the turnbuckle and comes of with a frog splash. That had to hurt.

C: Ambergree is holding his ribs and Chaz is not moving. As Heart bends over to pick up the ladder, Sinner comes leaping over the rope and hits Heart with a leg drop to the back of the head. Heart's head is driven into the ladder. He looks to be busted wide open from that.

T: Now this is turning into a good match.

F: Sinner is checking on Chaz, who is starting to move. Ambergree is back on his feet and has the ladder. He charges Youth in Asia. A double dropkick to the ladder puts Ambergree down on the mat. Chaz and Sinner set the ladder up. Chaz walks over and starts pounding away on Ambergree while Sinner climbs for the belts. He is about halfway up and there comes Jack Heart right behind him.

T: I told you. When Heart thinks he is about to lose gold, he finds that extra energy. Too bad it won't work when he gets in the ring with me.

C: Heart grabs Sinner from behind and does a belly to back suplex off the ladder. I'm not sure anyone will be able to win this match. The only person still standing right now is Chaz. Chaz leaves Ambergree in the corner and goes for the ladder.

F: With a sudden burst of energy, Ambergree runs at Chaz and nails him with a bulldog. Heart has made it back to his feet and is setting up the ladder. He just leans against it.

T: All four of these guys are exhausted. They have been going non-stop since the start of this match.

F: Heart begins to climb the ladder. Sinner is back to his feet and climbing the other side. They meet at the top and start throwing punches. Sinner ducks and Heart is off balance. Sinner climbs to the top and instead of going for the belts he comes off with a sunset flip. Heart and Sinner hit the mat hard.

C: Well at least Ambergree and Chaz have made it back to their feet. Neckbreaker by Ambergree. He climbs the ropes. Looks like he is going for his finisher, the Harpoon, but Chaz rolls toward the ropes. Ambergree climbs down and walks toward Chaz. Chaz gets up on the outside of the ropes and grabs Ambergree by the head. He drops down to the floor pulling Ambergree's head with him and snapping against that top rope. Ambergree is down and holding his throat. Chaz rolls back in the ring. He does a falling headbut on Ambergree.

F: This could be it. Chaz is going for the ladder. He sets it up and begins climbing. Heart and Sinner have made it back to their feet. Heart charges Sinner who ducks and backdrops Heart right into the ladder. The ladder and Chaz come crashing down on the mat. Sinner picks up Heart and looks to be going for a piledriver. Heart reverses into a backdrop of his own.

T: I'll be right back.

F: Where is Thug going? Someone has come running from the back. It appears to be Tiffany with a pocketbook.

C: Thug has grabbed her before she could get to the ring. Heart has seen them and is coming down the aisle. Thug has let go and is backing off. Tiffany pulls her arm back to take a swing with that pocketbook to hit Thug but turns around and nails Jack Heart. Heart dropped like a rock.

F: What the hell is going on? Tiffany pulls a brick out drops it beside Heart's body. She walks over and kisses Thug on the cheek and leaves. I repeat. What the hell is going on here?

C: Looks like Tiffany and Thug set up Jack Heart. What a brilliant plan. I am impressed.

F: Ambergree is now fighting a two on one battle in the ring. He clotheslines Chaz and a Rockbottom on Sinner. Chaz is being pummeled in the corner by Ambergree. Sinner hits him from behind.

C: Sinner climbs up the ladder while Chaz holds Ambergree down. Sinner just executed a diving head but from the top of that ladder. It looks like Sinner and Ambergree are both out in the ring. Chaz starts climbing the ladder but with all the abuse it has taken during the match it is swaying back and forth, but Chaz is able to grab the belts. We have new tag team champions. Youth in Asia have won the titles.

F: Thug is gotten in the ring with the new tag team champions and they are eye to eye. Are they going to go at it?

C: No. Thug has just raised their hands in victory. This does look like a setup. But where was O'Gara to help the United Front? Thug is asking for a microphone.

T: Now that is hardcore. And like I said before, I had Tiffany before Heart did. Heart can't compete with me. Look at him and Kam. They are beaten men. They like to think they are smart but they never saw that coming. And for another surprise, I think you should go to the back.

F: What does that mean? We have a camera in the back. Let's go back there.

C: It's Snake with a chair in his hands and he is standing over the body of O'Gara. Thug is a genius and we have new tag team champions.