F: Now this next match will be a very tense contest. We all know the history between Justin Chain and Inferno’s brother Pyromaniac-
C: I don’t. What happened?
F: And you call yourself a professional. Anyway, this match was going to be rough enough based on that alone, but add to the mix that it’s a no.1 contender match for the Internet title and frankly, it’s all set to be a bloodbath.
[Inferno’s music starts up as he comes out of the back and matches down to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope and bounces off the ropes to limber up.]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Weighting in first at 300 pounds, the former 3 time Hardcore champion, Inferno! And now-
[Justin Chain’s music starts as he appears at the top of the ramp.]
A: Weighting in at 232 pounds, Justin Chain!
[Chain comes down to the ring and starts to go through the middle rope when Inferno suddenly sprints over to him and starts pummelling him as he comes through the rope. Inferno pounds Chain down to the ground and into the corner where he starts stomping on Chain’s torso.]
C: Good boy Inferno! Stamp his pretty boy ass!
F: Oh please, just cause Chain can get a date and you can’t.
[Inferno pulls Chain up to his feet and jogs him over to the opposite turnbuckle where he slams Chain’s face into the top. Chain spins away from the blow and onto the ropes which Inferno whips him off into a clothesline on the return. Inferno doesn’t let up the pace and pulls Chain to his feet again. He doubles him over then hits a sit down powerbomb for the 1-2 count, Chain kicking out. Inferno gets up again and goes to hit another powerbomb but Chain straightens up out of it, throwing Inferno into a back body drop.
F: Confident start by Inferno, he most want payback and the title shot bad.
[While Inferno tries to get up having been winded by the back body drop, Chain gets himself together. Just as Inferno comes to his feet, Chain immediately attacks him with right hands, beating him back onto the ropes. He whips him off but Inferno reverses. He goes to clothesline Chain on the return but Chain ducks the shot, bounces off the opposite ropes then catches Inferno with a flying clothesline. Chain quickly takes advantage and delivers a knee to the groin on the prone Inferno. He then pulls Inferno up and places him in the turnbuckle and delivers four knee thrust after which he whips Inferno into the opposite turnbuckle. Chain charges at him but Inferno gets his foot up and catches Chain in the face. Chain is staggered but still standing when Inferno advances on him. Chain tries to hit Taking Out the Laundry but Inferno catches his foot and pushes Chain off balance. As Chain gets up Inferno lays into him with powerful forearm smashes, beating Chain back to the ropes.]
C: Inferno seems to be heating up.
F: Stop right there.
[While Chain uses the ropes to support himself, Inferno backs off a bit then charges at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside, the momentum of his run taking Inferno out too. Inferno again quickly recovers and starts kicking Chain about the outside, with boots to the gut and head. When they’re in front of the announcer table, Inferno throws Chain up on top of it and gets on himself. He picks Chain up and lifts him up into his arms, then hits the Infernal Slam through the table.]
F: Sweet crap! He’s gone nuts, he’s trying to kill Chain!
[Referee Mario hesitates, but fearing for his safety makes a three count to signal the end of the match.]
A: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner and no.1 contender to the UCW Internet title, Inferno!
F: Thank hell that’s-what is Inferno doing underneath the ring? What’s that, it’s, it’s a gas can! He’s drenching Chain in petrol! Stop him!
C: Get him Inferno!
F: Creed you fool this is homicide!
C: No this is entertainment!
[Inferno throws the can away and reaches back under the ring, bringing out a box of matches. He stands over Chain and goes to light the match but it breaks. He tries another, but it breaks too. And another. And another. And yet another. He takes a breath, pulls one more out and calmly goes to light it when UCW security hit the ring and disarm him. Inferno tries to break free but there are too many, and the guards drag him away from ringside and up the ramp. Just as Inferno is being removed Felicity appears at the top of the ramp shaking her head and rubbing her nose with a "They never listen" look on her face. Show goes to a commercial.]
James Fairbanks: What a night this has been so far, and now it is time for our main event mixed tag team match, where our World champion Jackal and the Womans champion Phoenix will be teaming to wrestle the current hardcore champion Maziar Sardar and his girl Callisto, who seems to have some sort of past with Phoenix.
Jack Creed: Speaking of pasts, this is kind of a rematch from way back in UCW's past. Where it was Jackal that was able to end the lengthy world title reign of Maziar Sardar, and what a match that was. We saw moves in that match that go beyond description and boggle the mind so much that any one who tries to remember that match will go insane, so it's best to just not think about it.
F: Very good explanation. But you know Maziar has to have been aching for some revenge ever since then, and tonight is his chance, as him and Callisto heading to the ring. This will be the first time we have seen Callisto in the ring, so we are not quite sure what to expect from her, but if she has the Womans champion Phoenix nervous, she has to be a little crazy.
C: Well here come Jackal and Phonix now, who have been steaming things up backstage for a little while now, but this will be the first time thast these two have teamed together, so it should be interesting to see if they have any chemistry besides in the bed room.
F: Jackal and Maziar are staring each other down, but Phoenix is standing behind Jackal trying to avoid the glare of Callisto. Callisto walks around, and tries to sneak up on Phoenix, but then Jackal turns and steps between them ... but then a cheap shot punch from Maziar surprises Jackal.
C: Looks like that has officially started the match, as the bell is rung, and the referee is trying to coax Callisto back to her corner, while Maziar is choking Jackal in the second rope behind the referees back. But here comes Phoenix with a rake to the eyes of Maziar causing him to release the hold.
F: Both teams seem to have their game plans worked out, as Jackal stuns Maziar with a kick to the stomach. Then Jackal jumps and springs off the second rope and floors Maziar with a spinning kick to the side of the head. Jackal makes a quick cover, btu Maziar easilly tosses him off before there is even a one count. Them Maziar sweeps the feet of Jackal and makes a cover himself, but Jackal quickly escapes and now both wrestlers are facing each other once again. What an even match these two are, and they both know it.
C: Callisto is reaching into the ring and screaming to Maziar. It looks as if she wants to be tagged in. Maziar makes the tag, and not Callisto steps between the ropes, and is pointing to Phoenix. Phoenix appears shocked, but even she won't back down from any challenge, no matter who it is. She reaches into the ring, and Jackal tags her in. Now the two girls are in the ring, and now I think we are going to see a ... you think so? Oh I really hope so.
F: Now Creed, you really can't be expecting what I think you are. These are two very accomplished female wrestlers who I seriously doubt would lower themselves to the level of having a ...
C: CATFIIIIIIGHT! Both girls charge at each other and Phoenix tackles Callisto and is pulling at her hair and slamming her head into the mat, and then Callisto reverses and she is now clawing at Phoenix and slamming the back of her head into the mat
F: Oh for the love of diddly ...
C: The girls are rolling around in the ring, and the referee is trying to seperate the two and try to get a wrestling match out of this. Now the guys are back in the ring, and Jackal grabs Callisto by the hair and pulls her away from Phoenix, and Maziar grabs Phoenix by the arms and pulls her away.
F: But then Callisto kicks Jackal square in the family jewels and escape from his grasp, and then Phoenix with a back kick does the same thing to Maziar. Both guys are down and crawling for their corners, and the girls are about to fight once again.
C: Callisto charges in with a hard swing, but Phoenix ducks and then catches Callisto with a hard high kick to the mouth. Callisto lands stunned in a sitting position, and then Phoenix follows up with another kick to the teeth.
F: Phoenix makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Callisto kicks out. I think Callisto is bleeding from the mouth, but as she wipes her own blood from her face, she starts to laugh. Phoenix seems shocked for a second, but then turns to Jackal and tags him in.
C: Jackal is still sucking win from that boot to the groin, but he steps between the ropes and is caught with a kick to the stomach from Callisto. Then Callisto grabs him with an arm bar behind his back, but then Jackal escapes by backing into the corner and crushing her.
F: Jackal is now choking Callisto with his boot, but Maziar comes in and grabs Jackal by the back of the head and slams him back first to the mat. Jackal turns to Maziar as he is escorted back to the corner by the referee, but then Callisto springs from the corner and plants him face first with a bulldog. This gives her the chance she needed to make it to the corner and tag Maziar in.
C: Maziar is in the ring, and as Jackal is trying to make it back to his corner to tag Phoenix in, he trips Jackal and slams him knee first into the mat again. Now Maziar twists Jackal's leg and bends it against his own knee. This is a painful move, and Jackal is just a mere two feet from being able to tag Phoenix in.
F: Jackal grabs the bottom rope, and the referee makes Maziar release his hold, but Maziar still pulls Jackal to the middle of the ring, and kicks the knee a few more times to keep him down. Then he locks in an ankle lock on Jackal, and now the referee is checking Jackal to see if he will give up.
C: Maziar twists the leg of Jackal, but Jackal is again trying to make it to the ropes. He manages to be inches away from the bottom rope, but then Maziar pulls him back to the middle of the ring once again. I think Jackal is going to tap out.
F: Not quite, Jackal twists around and is standing on one foot, and he jumps and nails Maziar in the head with an enziguri kick. This may be the break that Jackal needs. He grabs Maziar and ties him up with a cradle, 1 ... 2 ... but Maziar escapes, but right away Jackal nails him with a kick to the spine.
C: Jackal head to a corner, and climbs to the second rope and waits for Maziar to climbs to his feet, he jumps off and catches Maziar with a jumping tornado DDT. But he doesn't make the cover, and both guys seem spent, and both are barely crawling to their corners.
F: Jackal manages to tag in Phoenix, and and then Maziar tags in Callisto right after. Phoenix blocks a punch, and then levels Callisto with a chop of her own. Then another than sends Callisto reeling to her corner.
C: Phoenix follows her, but Callisto pokes her with a thumb to the eyes. Then as Phoenix is blinded Callisto starts to climb the ropes. I think she is going to go for the Amazon Thrill, but then Phoenix takes a wild swing and knocks Callistos feet out from under her, and Callisto lands sitting on the ropes.
F: Sensing her chance, Phoenix now also climbs the ropes. It looks like she will be going for the Kiss of Death, and if she connects, this match will be over. But before she has the chance, Maziar is back in the ring, and grabs Phoenix by the waist and plants her with a back suplex from the top rope.
C: Callisto is again making it to her feet, and Maziar signals for her to jump off and finish Phoenix off, but then Jackal runs over on the apron and pushes Callisto off of the top rope and she lands chest first on the guard rail outside. I think I better go over there and make sure nothing is broken, cover for me James.
F: You stay right here. Maziar pulls Jackal into the ring, and the two start to exchange punches. This match is starting to go out of control, and the referee is trying in vain to restore order. But it is Phoenix and Callisto that are the legal wrestlers.
C: The referee is still trying to pull apart Jackal and Maziar, while Callisto is slowly getting to her feet on the outside, and Phoenix seems to be regaining her senses in the ring as well. Wait, what is Callisto doing? She just grabbed something from one of the ring attendants ... it's the UCW Hardcore championship belt. What does she plan to do with that?
F: She holds it close and backs into the ring, but Phoenix doesn't know she has the belt and grabs Phoenix from behind, and then Callisto nails Phoenix in the head with that belt. The referee didn't see that because he is still trying to seperate Maziar and Jackal.
C: But Phoenix still isn't out, but Callisto throws the belt to the ground, and grabs Phoenix and plants her with a pulling piledriver head first into that belt. And Jackal has just clotheslined Maziar over the ropes, and doesn't realize what is happening. The referee turns around to Callisto covering Phoenix ... 1 ... 2 ... Jackal finally notices but Maziar grabs the leg and prevents him from stopping the count ... 3! Callisto has won this match!
F: What a travesty! Dam them! Dam-diddly-dam them all!
C: Easy there Fairbanks, remember your medication. Mazir and Callisto celebrate in the ring as Jackal pulls Phoenix out and helps her to the back. They fought hard, but it was Callisto and Maziar that managed to just barely pull off the win. Callisto holds up the UCW Hardcore belt and Maziar tries to take it back, but Callisto pulls away and holds onto the belt. Maziar shrugs ... and I think he just told her that she can keep it.
F: What? Can he do that? Does that mean there is a new hardocre champion?
C: Well, Maziar did used to be the UCW Commishoner, so I guess if any one can, it is him. Though after what we saw today, that is the belt that will suit Callisto just fine.