Fairbanks:This match features Mad Maple making his return to UCW against The Enforcer.Both men are in the ring as is Mario who will be the ref for this match.Mario calls for the bell and we are underway.
Creed:You got somewhere you need to be?
F:Shut up and save it for later.
C:No need,,,,
F:I said shut up,the match has started and we need to do our jobs.
C:Fine,go ahead and do your job then.
F:Enforcer and Maple circle each other.Enforcer decides to see if the Maple has any ring rust so charges himm looking to take him down with a shoulder tackle but Maple quickly side steps and sticking out a foot,trips Enforcer instead.
C:The fans join Maple as he laughs at the Enforcer who climbs back to his feet.Enforcer isn't sharing Maple and the fans mirth,infact,he looks pissed if I had to pick a word.
F:An angry Enforcer ignors the taunts and catcalls of the crowd and he and Maple lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up.Enforcer with an arm drag take down but Maple hangs on to Enforcers arm and using the momentum from the Enforcers move,causes the Enforcer to go flying through the air and into the turn-buckle.
C:Maple is looking pretty good for being away from the ring for so long.
F:Enforcer is up and Maple charges him but Enforcer moves out of the way and Maple crashes into the turn-buckle.Enforcer quickly behind and with a release German suplex,sends Maple crash to the mat.Enforcer with a cover but only gets a one count.
C:Too early for that.Mad Maple may have been away from the ring for awhile but the man is a former Internet and Tag Team champion,he isn't going to go down that early or that easy.
F:Enforcer up and he plants a kick to the ribs of Maple as the Canadian lies on the mat.
C:The fans are really starting to give it to the Enforcer.
F:Maple has always been popular with the fans here in UCW.Enforcer now applies a rear chin lock on Maple trying to wear him down.Maple is trying to fight it but Enforcer has it clamped on pretty tight.Enforcer releases the hold,stands,then puts the boot to the back of Maples head.
C:Releasing that hold could have been a bit premature.Enforcer was wearing down Maple.
F:Enforcer uses the hair stand Maple up.He then scoops Maple up and slams him to the mat.Enforcer bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across the throat of Maple then goes for the pin.
C:Mario with a two count.Things aren't looking good for Maple.The Enforcer appears to have this match pretty well in hand.
F:The Enforcer has Maple up again and whips him into the ropes.Enforcer with a clothesline but Maple ducks it and catches him with a flying forearm on the return.Both men are up.Enforcer throws a punch at Maple but he ducks it and getting in behind Enforcer,executes an atomic drop on the big man.Maple has Enforcer up and snapmares him to the canvas.Maple racks the bottom of his boot across the bridge of the Enforcers nose.
C:That hurt.
F:Maple has Enforcer up and then backs him into a corner with a series of forearm shots to the head..Maple mounts the turn-buckle and starts to rain down blows to the head of the Enforcer.Mario moves in with the count and Maple jumps offthe turn-buckle and steps away.Enforcer takes a few groggy steps out of the corner before he pitches for forward onto his face.
C:Have you seen the candy bar that I had sitting right here on this table?
F:No.Maple has Enforcer up and whips him into the turn-buckle following him in with a splash.
C:Where did it get to?
F:Maple with a kneelift to the forehead of Enforcer.
C:It was laying right here.
F:Maple hit Enforcer with a swinging neckbreaker.
C:Hey,wait a second,,,,
F:Maple has Enforcer up again then executes suplex.
C:Isn't that the wrapper right there down at your feet!?!?!?
F:Don't know,could be,now shut up and let's get back to the match.
C:You're going to buy me another candy bar you asshole!!!!!!!!!
F:The ref moves in and makes the three count and the Mad Maple has made a triumphant return to UCW.
Fairbanks: Welcome to Fury everyone where we’re not holding our breathes for one second. I am, as always, James Fairbanks-
Creed: Except at weekends when your name is Sharon.
-This is Jack Creed if you can’t smell it, and the first match is kicking off right away in which it’s STK taking on the girl who has done practically everything you can in UCW, Buffy.
[STK’s music plays as he appears at the top of the ring with a bunch of flowers in hand. He walks down towards the ring, waving at fans in the crowd and calmly walks up the ring steps into the ring.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down to the ring first, STK!
[STK holds his hand up as if to call for a hold to the applause, then takes a quick sniff of the flowers he has.]
C: What is that poof doing with those damn things? This is a fight not a prom.
A: And now, making her way down to the ring being accompanied by Faith, from Sunnydale, Buffy!
[The crowd explode into a cheer as Buffy and Faith come out. Faith slaps hands on the way down as Buffy walks down and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. The bell sounds when STK walks up to Buffy and tries to hand her the flowers.]
C: Ah give me a break.
[To the surprise of everyone, Buffy actually accepts the flowers with a smile. Faith stands outside shocked as STK and Buffy start to chit chat in the ring. Buffy even starts playing with her hair like a schoolgirl being hit on by the school football captain. The crowd doesn’t react well and start to boo. Buffy and STK continue on oblivious to the noise, even ignoring Faith outside the ring who has started screaming at Buffy to break STK’s legs.]
C: This can’t be happening.
F: I think it’s nice.
C: Yeah, nice like a lobotomy.
[Buffy is now giggling and laughing at something STK has said. She beckons him to come closer with a finger. He leans down but she beckons him to come further. He leans down a little bit more then-]
C: POW! That a girl! What a right hander.
[STK lands on his ass as Buffy tears the tops off the flowers and immediately starts putting the boot to STK. She kicks him over to the ropes she starts to choke him with the bottom and middle ropes until the referee orders her to stop. Faith and the crowd are now much happier as Buffy lets STK get back up. Before he can do anything Buffy flies in with a roundhouse kick to the head. The blow sends STK staggering into the turnbuckle. Buffy immediately climbs up on him and hits a 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 punch, the crowd counting the blows as she hits them. She jumps down then whips him into the opposite corner. Buffy backs into the corner herself then runs at STK, backflipping once, twice three times then elbowing him in the face. STK staggers out into the middle of the ring as Buffy climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle then hits a missile dropkick. She goes for a cover and gets a 1-2 count.]
F: Close.
[Buffy drags STK back to his feet and sets him in the ropes. She whips him into the opposite and goes for a clothesline on the return but STK ducks under it and knocks Buffy down with one of his own. Now recovered from Buffy’s onslaught, STK pulls Buffy up and hits a snap suplex. Faith tries to whip the crowd up and gets a "Buffy Buffy" chant going. STK ignores it and pulls Buffy back up again. He sets her up then hits a Death Valley Driver followed by a pin attempt. The referee counts to 1-2 but Buffy kicks out. STK springs to his feet and pulls Buffy up by the arm. He hooks her arm over his shoulder then lifts her, holds her in the air for a few seconds then drops her, hitting the Brainbuster suplex.]
F: Things aren’t looking so good now. Buffy’s completely lost control of this match.
[STK once again pulls Buffy up and sets her up for the Blackjakker. He lifts her into the double arm piledriver but as he does Buffy wraps her legs around his neck and hits a hurricanrana, sending the crowd into a cheer. Buffy and STK rise at the same time, with Buffy hanging onto the ropes for support. STK charges at her but Buffy pulls on the ropes to allow her to get her legs up in the air so she can catch STK in the face with a dropkick. STK manages to stay on his feet as he reels away into the middle of the ring. Buffy seizes her chance and catches STK with a roll up pin. She holds on for a 1-2-3 count.]
A: Here is your winner, Buffy!
[Buffy rolls out of the ring where she is met by Faith who holds her hand up in the air. STK sits up on his knees with a pained look on his face as the two girls walk back up the ramp to the cheers of the crowd.]
F: No upset here then, we’re going to be right back. Fairbanks: What an amazing night we've had so far here at UCW!
Creed: You said it Fairbanks! First we see Mad Maple take down Enforcer for the number one contendership to the UCW Internet title, and then we saw Buffy beat STK!
Fairbanks: And up next, we have a match for the UCW Internet title! Inferno takes on Rob Grayson, a sure to be great match!
Creed: Yeah, and boy am I glad that Inferno is in this match instead of that idiot Chain!
Fairbanks: What are you talking about? He cheated, but you know, I'm never one to judge.
Creed: That's what you get for being play-by-play!
Fairbanks: Shut up Jack.
Rob Grayson © vs. Inferno
UCW Internet title
Inferno's music hits as the stage lights up with pyros. "Don't Mess with the Freak" appears on the big screen, the crowd going insane. Inferno steps out onto the stage followed by Maziar Sardar. The two walk down to the ring with Inferno climbing in and taunting the crowd, pyros shooting off from the ring posts.
Rob Grayson's music hits next with the crowd cheering once again, almost rivaling Inferno's amazing super baby face cheer. Grayson steps out with the Internet title around his waist, waving to the fans. He walks down to the ring and shows off the belt before handing it to a ring-side assistant.
Fairbanks: And the competitors are ready!
Creed: Go Inferno!
The bell rings and Inferno connects with a giant forearm to the chest of Rob Grayson. Rob pops back up but is met with a clothesline. Grayson gets to his feet once more but is lifted up and dropped neck first onto the ropes. Inferno taunts the crowd once more and lifts Grayson to his feet. He grabs him by the shoulder and locks in a headlock. Just then, "One Thing Leads to Another" by the Fixx hits and the crowd immediately goes into a hiss fest. Inferno lets go of the hold and jumps up onto the turnbuckle, snarling for his new opponent.
Justin Chain steps out from the back wearing his ring attire, ribs still wrapped. He carries with him a microphone and a binder. He gives a smirk as his music cuts.
Justin Chain: Inferno, don't think you can just nearly kill me and get away with it. You knew I would come out here sometime during this piece of crap you call a match! But don't worry, I'm not here to screw you out of a victory, because I don't give a damn who wins. I came out here for strictly business. You see this binder here? In this binder I have various papers, papers that Felicity gave me. What exactly are these papers? Well, here let me look.
He lifts up the binder and opens it, reading.
Justin Chain: UCW Incorporated has determined that due to certain circumstances resulting from last Fury, Justin Chain is hereby granted a shot at the upcoming Pay-Per-View for the Internet title against the current champion and current number one contender as of September 1st, 2003. Also, the match that was scheduled for this week's fury between the champion and contender, it has been changed to meet Justin Chain's stipulations, as has the Pay-Per-View match, so that certain worker-employee quotas may be met.
He sets the binder to his side once more, smiling.
Justin Chain: So to put it in Laymen's terms, at the Pay-Per-View, I get a shot at that title between none other than Rob Grayson and Inferno! So it's a triple threat! Oh gee, doesn't that sound fun! Oh wait. I forgot to mention, I get to choose the stipulations. And you know what I chose, just to even the odds? Well, not only will it be Inferno versus Rob Grayson versus Justin Chain, but it will also be in a 40 foot high steel cell for the first pinfall! Oh yes, that's right! This is a match that you will not walk away with that title, this is a match designed for Justin Chain, and it was designed BY Justin Chain!
By now, both Rob Grayson and Inferno are cursing under their breaths, watching Justin Chain.
Justin Chain: Oh, and don't forget about the other part of Felicity and my deal. Tonight's match has been changed. No, I will not be joining. Instead, the match has been changed to a special guest referee match! That's right, for one night only Justin "The Man" Chain will referee a match between Inferno and Rob Grayson, and not only that, but it is also a lumberjack match featuring every freaking UCW star! Wow! Tonight's Main Event sure is going to be great, isn't it? Oh well, let's get this thing started, shall we?
Out from the back walks Gwyn Rose, carrying a referee's shirt. She hands it to Justin, who slips it on quickly, after handing her the binder and microphone. She walks to the back as Justin walks down to the ring, the fans booing once again. He rolls in and talks the referee into leaving the ring. He waves out the UCW superstars, them all filling in around the ring. Justin Chain gives a sinister smirk as he calls for the bell.
Inferno and Rob both eye Justin for a moment, before noticing the other UCW superstars. After a moments of hesitation, and Justin's verbal assaults, the two lock up, Inferno getting out on top, twisting Rob's arm. He hits a elbow to his shoulder, pinning him to the mat and locking on a quick crossface. He lets the hold go when Joeylights grabs onto his boot, trying to pull him to the outside. Maziar Sardar quickly runs over and pulls Joey off, giving Inferno enough time to get to his feet again.
Fairbanks: Looks like Inferno and Rob might have a tough time.
Rob has popped up by now and hits a few swift chops to Inferno's chest, sending him back into the ropes, and the praying hands of the UCW workers. He kicks a few off and stumbles back into the match but is met with a dropkick from Rob, sending Inferno out of the ring and onto the floor. Joeylights, STK, and Phoenix descend upon Inferno, beating him. Maziar tries to pop in and stop them, but is met with a Howl from Beyond via Jackal. After about a minute of beating, Justin yells at them to throw him back in. They finally agree, and roll Inferno back into the match.
Rob lifts the injured Inferno to his feet and throws him into the corner, hitting one chop. He whips him across the ring and follows, leaping in the air for a splash. Inferno moves out of the way and Rob goes abs first into the turnbuckle, falling over the ropes and to the mat below. Inferno crawls to the center of the ring to rest as Rob comforts his muscles. Spike Roberts and Cobra leap onto Rob, kicking him while he is down. Nemesis jumps into the fury, but the trio are broken up when Buffy, Faith, and Mad Maple push the attackers off. Rob gets to his feet and scrambles into the ring, worn out.
Creed: Let's hope Inferno can take the advantage of Rob's beatings!
Inferno hits a weak kick, knocking Rob flat to the mat. Inferno hits a few stomps before lifting Rob up and hitting a stump piledriver. He rolls Rob over for the pin, laying on top of him. Justin looks at his nails, checking for dirt as Inferno pins Rob. After a few seconds, Rob kicks out having got a 0. Inferno gets to his feet and yells at Justin. Justin explains that he didn't see the pin and forces Inferno to get back to the match or be disqualified. Inferno goes back to Rob and Justin strolls over to the other side of the ring. Inferno lifts Rob to his feet and turns to look at Justin, who Takes out the Laundry on Inferno. Inferno stumbles backwards and topples over the ropes, onto the floor below. Rob turns to look at Justin who Takes out the Laundry once more, sending Rob to the mat as well. The UCW Superstars descend on the two, various of them arguing with each other. Justin just laughs for a bit, watching the carnage from inside the ring.
Fairbanks: That bastard! He is enjoying Rob and Inferno's torment! I can't believe he'd do something like this!
Creed: Boy does that guy piss me off!
Justin Chain gets to the center of the ring, laughing his head off as the crowd boos. Suddenly, the lights go out and the crowd gasp. After a few moments of darkness, the lights return and standing in the center of the ring, on each side of Justin Chain, stand Myers and Voorhees. The two stand there, looking down on Justin. The crowd cheers as Justin looks between the two, getting a look of fear upon his face. He tries to escape but Myers catches him and the duo hit the Road to Hell. By now, the UCW superstars are either running for their lives out of the arena, or rolling into the ring to attack the team of two. Psycho Circus destroy Nemesis and Cobra quickly, followed by taking out Maziar Sardar. They toss the bodies out of the ring and exit, heading to the back to attack those that left.
Fairbanks: Dear lord, the Psycho Circus have destroyed UCW!
Creed: What happened to Inferno and Rob?
Inferno gets to his feet slowly, and shakily. He pulls Rob up with him and hits him once before pushing him into the ring. He climbs in after him and lifts him once more, hitting the Infernal Slam to an ovation of cheers. He goes for a pin as a referee comes running from the back. He slides into the ring and makes the quick and fair 1 - 2 - 3! He gets to his feet and the referee gets the Internet title from the outside, handing it to Inferno. Inferno raises it up in the air, the crowd going insane!
Fairbanks: Oh my lord! Inferno just won the title! Inferno just won the title! He's one step closer to becoming the Grand Slam Champion that he wants!
Creed: Go Inferno! Go Inferno! But now he has to face Rob Grayson again at the Pay-Per-View, not to mention Justin Chain also!
Fairbanks: An amazing ending, to an amazing show! For UCW, Goodnight!
The final clips show Inferno cheering with the title, the downed Rob Grayson, and the bleeding Justin Chain, as UCW goes off the air.
Winner and New UCW Internet
Champion
Inferno