J: Now we have a great match instore for you people , we have the very expiernced Dangerously Funky vs. the newcommer Damien Styles , I expect to see a great match out of both these two young competrtors.
M: As do , I.
J: And here comes Funky making his way to the ring , we havnt herd much from him in the last two months but dont let that desive you , Now here comes Damian Styles , the rookie , we here at UCW have had our eye on this guy for some time now and we expect big things from this rookie
M: Oh here we go , Funky now going in with a quick three punches and wips Styles into the Turnbuckle, oh that was a wicked splash by Funky, and now Funky is going for a manhatten drop.
J: Nice moves by Funky , he looks like he is already goin for the pin , 1...2 oh great job by Styles to be able to kick out after such a high impact move
M: Yes indeed, I see good things in the future for this guy if he keeps with UCW,Oh Funky whips Styles intot he ropes , wait Styles Dodges it , ohh he nailed him with a closeline , now both men are down.
J: Now , Styles is making his way up, he is climbing the turnbuckle he is callin for the Five star frog splash.
M: Wait a minute the lights are out , what the hell I cant see anyting did he hit the move.
(As the lights return)J: Wait just a damn miute who the hell is that , oh he just pushed Styles of the Turnbuckle.
M: Thats Anarchy its Anarchy , oh my god wait a minute , oh he is taking out Funky with a chair , this is horrible.
J: Now what is he doin , Oh wait he has Styles up.
M: He hit the Exile on styles , get these men some help.
J: Anarchy has just left waste to Styles and Funky , what does this mean .
J: Now it is time for our highly anticipated main event. A match where the UCW World Title will be decided. What a build up there has been for this match up. All the hard work from the past couple weeks will finally be paying off. Now lets get things started.
M: Giddy-up!
J: Also, for this match up, all managers have been barred from ringside. So this match will remain between these 4 wrestlers. And here comes our first wrestler Hari-Kari. HK is a returning favorite from UCW, and tonight he is trying to win the championship gold that has eluded him before.
M: Now here comes the Universal Hearthrob Jack Heart. Jack has shown himself to be a promising new comer to UCW. And what better way to show how promising than by winning the UCW World Title.
J: Now out comes the partner of Jack Heart, we have Sir Richard Foxhunt. Another new comer who has been making waves in UCW so far. You got to wonder if SRF and Jack Heart will be teaming up in this match up.
M: Now here comes Jackal. He has been the World Champion here in UCW before, and you got to know he has got it on his mind to win the title back here tonight.
J: Now all four are in the ring, and rules are being explained to them. This match will be elimination rules, which means no excuses about not being the one who was pinned, or submitted, or however. Now there goes the bell, and as expected Jack and SRF are discussing with each other. Now suddenly Jack and SRf are teaming up against Hari-Kari. While Jackal just stands back and lets it happen.
M: Hari-Kari is fighting back, but SRF and Jack are both laying punches into him. This does not look good for Hari-Kari. Both of the Royal Family are just punching HK in the corner, and Jackal is just watching it and not stepping in to make the save.
J: They both whip HK into the other corner. And now Jack charges in with an attempted clothesline ... but HK steps out the corner and floors Jack with a stiff martial arts kick to the face. Now in comes Richard, and HK catches him and sends him crashing front first into the turnbuckle.
M: SRF staggers out, and is met with a chop to the chest that sends him falling backwards to the outside. Looks as if HK has gained an advantage. He is sizing up Jack for a kick to the head ... but from behind Jackal nails him with a clothesline. Now Jackal decided to get involved.
J: and HK falls into Jack, who catches him and pick him up in a bear hug type position, And in comes SRF, and he runs off the ropes and clotheslines HK. Shades of the old Hart Foundation.
M: Now Jackal rushes in, and levels SRF with a spin kick. But Jack Heart covers Hari-Kari ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Hari-Kari has been eliminated from this match up. All three of these men has just been to much for Hari-Kari.
J: What a togh break for Hari-Kari as he heads to the back. But now back in the ring, Jackal is chopping SRF in the corner. Now Jackal has got involved in this match full swing.
M: Now Jack rushes in and attempts to sneak attack Jackal with a clothesline ... but Jackal dodges and Jack Heart clotheslines Sir Richard! Jack Heart has just layed out his own tag team partner.
J: Jack Heart is trying to get Richard back up ... but Jackal is right behind him. Jack turns around, and Jackal nails him with the Howl from Beyond! Jackal covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jack Heart is now gone from this match, and now it is between Jackal and Sir Richard Foxhunt.
M: We are down to the last two. One of these two will be walking away teh new UCW World Champion. Jackal draps SRF out of the corner, and makes a quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, SRF managed to kick out. Jackal can't believe it.
J: Jackal attepts to pick SRF up, but SRF nails Jackal with a low blow. Now SRF rolls up Jackal with a small package ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jackal kicks out at the two count. It will take a lot more than that to put Jackal away.
M: Both men struggle to their feet, and SRF nails Jackal with a European uppercut that sends him reeling to the ropes. SRF then whips Jackal off to the other side, but then Jackal bounces back and nails SRF in the head with a flying forearm attack.
J: Jackal then runs to the other ropes, and bounces off with a spring board moonsault. But SRF manages to get his knees up, and Jackal crashes stomach first into them.
M: Smart move by Sir Richard. He now gets up and grabs the legs of Jackal, and it looks like he is attempting to tie him up for the Tea Time. But Jackal is struggling with it ... but Sir Richard just manages to clamp it in.
J: The referee is checking Jackal to see if he will give up. But Jackal is refusing. Jackal is slowly struggling to the ropes, and just manages to grab the bottom rope. Now SRF has got to break the hold, but the damage has been done.
M: SRF is argueing with the referee. I guess he thinks he should have had this match won right then. SRF then shoves the referee ... and the referee shoves SRF back towards Jack, who then rolls SRF up with a school boy. 1 ... 2 ... no, SRF kicked out.
J: Jackal and SRF both get to their feet. And now Jackal with a frankensteiner into a pin ... 1 ... 2 ... no, SRF manages to reverse and with a cover of his own ... and SRF grabs the middle rope for leverage and the referee doesn't see. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Sir Richard Foxhunt has sneaked out a win, and has won the UCW World Title.
M: I can't belive it! But you know jackal is more than deserving of future title shots.
J: What a historic night. We will see you Wednesday.