1st round Internet Title Tournament

Fairbanks: Take one mentally disturbed up and comer and put him in the ring with a fiery Celtic ex-world champion looking to climb his why to the top and what do you have?

Creed: One hell of a match.

F: Damn straight.

C: Justin Sane has made it down to the ring already. He's standing in the corner talking to a , looks to be some kind of doll or something.

F: Sources say it's a Lance Bass action figure.

C: There's something you don't hear every day.

F: What's that?

C: The word action used in the same sentence as Lance Bass.

F: That may be but we're sure to have plenty of action in tonight's match-up. The crowd suddenly erupts as Youth of a Nation by POD comes over the P. A. system and Sean O'Gara emerges onto the stage.

C: The fans sure do love him.

F: That they do. O'Gara makes his way down the ramp shaking hands with the fans as he goes.

C: Justin Sane is still in his corner talking to his Lance Bass action figure, wait, it looks as if the doll has given Sane some advice. Sane rolls out of the ring and sneaks up behind O'Gara as he is engaged in conversation with one of the prettier of his female fans. Sane attacks O'Gara just as the woman is about to hand him her number. That's just not right, you should never interrupt a man when he's trying to get his mac on.

F: That may be, Sane has O'Gara stunned with several clubbing forearms to the back of the head. Sane then takes O'Gara and snap suplexes him onto the concrete floor.

C: Referee Nick Thompson has called fort the bell. Sane picks up O'Gara and rolls him under the bottom rope and into the ring. What is that on the back of O'Garas shirt?

F: It looks as if someone has taped a sign on the back of Sean O'Gara's shirt let's see if we can get someone to find out what it says.

C: There's a camera man standing near them, get one of the producers to ask him on his head set.

F: Way ahead of you. Getting an answer now. The sign says, kick me. Who would put something like that on the man knowing he's going to the ring.

C: I don't know who but it looks as if Sane is taking it to heart as he stomps away on O'Gara in the corner. The ref has come in to pull Sane off O'Gara.

F: Sane shoves off the ref and turns to go back to stomping O'Gara but receives a boot to the mid-section instead. Sane doubles over as O'gara makes it back to his feet.

C: O'Gara with a headlock. He hip tosses Sane to the mat keeping the hold on. Sane uses a leg scissors to break the hold. O'Gara does a handstand and breaks the scissors and goes back to the headlock. Sane slips through though and comes up with an arm bar. Both men rise to their feet and O'Gara wit a series of elbows breaks the arm bar. O 'Gara bounces off the ropes but is met with a clothesline by Sane that puts him on the mat. Sane picks O'Gara off the mat and whips him into the ropes. O'Gara rebounds and Sane looks to catch him with another clothesline but O'Gara ducks and bouncing off the ropes again catches Sane with a heel kick that sends Sane crashing to the mat.

F: My, all that on one breath, I'm impressed.

C: O'Gara picks Sane then drops him with a neckbreaker then drops a knee to the back of Sane's neck. O'Gara puts a rear chin lock on Sane and wrenches back hard. The ref moves in to check on Sane but there's no give up in the crazy man.

F: Sane is trying to crawl to the ropes but O'Gara releases the hold and standing, drops another knee to the back of Sanes neck that stops him short. O'Gara climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits Sane with one more knee to the back of the neck.

C: It looks as if O'Gara has picked a body part to work on it looks as if he means to break it.

F: That would be just insane, O'Gara would never look to cripple an opponent, at least I don't think he would.

C: Sane represents a roadblock to O'Gara on his way back to the top and Sean means to over come that roadblock no matter what.

F: O'Gara has Sane up, Hoisting Sane up it looks like O'Gara is going for a suplex but turns it into a brain buster instead. Sanes neck has took the brunt of the punishment dished out by O'Gara tonight and I'm not sure just how much more it can take.

C: O'Gara with the pin, 1, 2, , but no, Sane kicks out some how.

F: O'Gara slaps the mat in frustration then applies another rear chin lock on Sane.

C: He has Sane too close to the ropes and reaching out a hand, Sane grabs the bottom rope bringing the ref in to call for the break

F: O'Gara releases the hold and gets to his feet. Picking Sane up he whips him into the ropes and catches him with a Japanese arm drag. O'Gara is up quickly and picks up Sane again. O'gara goes foe a suplex but Sane blocks it. O'Gara goes for a suplex again but again Sane blocks it then hits O'Gara with a swinging neck breaker.

C: Both men are slow to their feet. The two stand toe to toe in the center of the ring and begin to trade blows. O'Gara starts to get the upper hand but Sane pokes him in the eye blinding O'Gara. Sane then brings a knee up into O'Garas mid-section driving the air from his lungs.

F: O'Gara is down on his knees. Sane walks up to him then starts biting him on his nose.

C: That's just, just, , damn I can't think of anything clever to say.

F: Wouldn't be the first time.

C: Screw you butt wipe.

F: Remember that time in the bar when that ugly chick wouldn't give you the time of day, all because that silver tongue in your head let you down.

C: Speaking of the word down, what were you and the Gay Bandit doing in the men's room earlier tonight.

F: I'll have you know that all I was doing was washing my hands you asshole.

C: Got something sticky on them did you?

F: I'm not talking to you any more, I'll just call the match.

C: What, was it something I said?

F: The ref moves in to pull Sane off O'Gara. Blood is starting to trickle from the nose of Sean O'Gara as Justin Sane moves back in. Sane picks O'Gara up and goes to deliver a haymaker but Sean blocks it and delivers a right of his own that rocks Sanes head back. O'Gara with a series of rights that back Sane up into the corner where Sean mounts the turnbuckle to deliver more right hands.

C: Speaking of mounting.

F: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, , , the crowd counts as O'Gara lands each one. O'Gara hopes off the turn-buckle and Sane starts to fall forward but Sean stops him then delivers a viscous right to the jaw that looks to have knocked Sane unconscious. O'Gara rolls Sane over and then starts to climb to the top turnbuckle.

C: It looks as if he plans to hit Sane with his move, the Elevation Press. Speaking of moves, What kind did the Bandit try on you when you two were all alone in that restroom.

F: Sean signals to the crowd then balancing on the top rope for a second then leaps but Sane rolls out of the way and O'Gara crashes hard to the mat.

C: What did you say was hard?

F: Sane rolls out of the ring and going over to the timekeeper shoves him out of his chair. Sane takes the chair and slides back into the ring. If he uses that he'll get disqualified.

C: Well it looks as if he won't have to worry about that as the ref has moved in and is trying to take the chair from him.

F: O'Gara has slipped in behind Sane as he struggles with the ref for the chair and just as the ref yanks the chair away from Sane, O'Gara rolls him up into a small package and the ref dropping the chair administers a three count and Sean O'Gara is the winner of this match and moves on in the tournament. O'Gara hops up onto the middle rope acknowledging the fans as Justin Sane retrieves his Lance Bass action figure and heads back up the ramp.

C: HEY, who's the masked man that just slid into the ring.

F: I don't know but he just spun Sean O'gara around and hit him with a short arm clothesline. The masked man picks up O'Gara and goes to whip him into the rope but Sean reverses it sending the masked man into the rope then O'Gara catches his assailant with a drop kick that sends the other man crashing to the mat, Before Sean can do anything else the masked man rolls out of the ring and stands there smiling a Sean for a second before heading back up the ramp and into the back.

C: Sean O'Gara watches him leave then raising his hand in victory one more time he climbs out of the ring and with the crowds jeering for him wildly, heads for the back. It's been a wild night and could get wilder still yet, especially for my colleague here but now, a word from our sponsor.

F: You know, the reason I was talking to the Gay Bandit in the men's room was because he wanted me to give you something from him. It's an autographed picture of him and it's a nude.

Sean O'Gara

1st round Internet Title Tournament

F: Welcome back. You have just watched Sean O'Gara move on in the tournament to decide a new Internet champion. I'll be doing most of the talking right now because my partner, Jack Creed, is heaving over the trash can.

C: I hope you know that image will be in my brain forever.

F: You know, folks. Some days here are way better than others but let's get to our next match in this tournament.

C: I've been looking forward to this one. I hope Faith is wearing a nice little thong bikini.

F: Didn't you learn your lesson from last time?

C: Hey, Heart isn't dating her. It was the Buffy thing that got him upset and well, he's not here tonight. So I say, let's see some skin.

F: You are disgusting. Here comes Faith, one half of the tag team champions to the ring and she is accompanied by her partner, Buffy.

C: They are hot. Hey, wait a second, if Buffy is here does that mean Heart is in the back?

F: Possibly. So are you going to behave?

C: Will somebody check the back and let me know if I can enjoy this match or not?

F: While Creed is waiting to hear from the back, we'll get back to the match. Faith is in the ring waiting for her opponent and here he comes now.

C: Is it me or is Joey Love dressed in lime and grape tights? What is he doing?

F: He appears to be throwing out flowers to the audience and they appear to be purple carnations.

C: He scares me more than any man here except maybe for the Gay Bandit.

F: Joey Love is now in the ring. He hands a flower to Faith.

C: What a gentleman. He must be looking to score with her after the match.

F: Probably not now. Faith took the flower and ate it. Joey Love looks stunned.

C: That is one mean bi..

F: Creed! Cut that out.

C: Joey turns to throw out the last of his flowers to the crowd and Faith nails him in the back with a dropkick that takes him over the top rope. Faith springs off the ropes and catches Love with a crossbody outside the ring. Both are down on the floor.

F: Faith is back up and throws Joey Love back into the ring. As she starts to climb back in, Love catches in a Headlock?

C: Looks like he doesn't want to strike a lady. Someone should tell him, that she's no lady. And someone should tell her to wear more revealing clothes.

F: Faith pushes Love off. He comes off the ropes and drops Faith with a shoulderblock. Faith hits the mat hard. Love bends over to check on her. Small package by Faith gets a quick two count before Love kicks out.

C: He looks a little surprised. If he continues down this path, he is in for a long night. He should just kick her in the stomach and toss her around using her hair. That's what I would do if I was in the ring with her.

F: If you were in the ring with her, she would have you washing her boots with your tongue.

C: Well, maybe.

F: Faith runs at Love and he ducks the clothesline. As she comes off the ropes, Love nails her with a dropkick. Faith is doubled over on the mat. Once again, Love goes to check on her. If he keeps this up, I'm going to go down there and smack him.

C: You are a bad man, Fairbanks.

F: Once again, Faith catches Love in a small package, but Love must have been expecting it. He reverses it and gets a two count before Faith kicks out.

C: It appears he is starting to wise up. Faith kicks Love in the stomach and drives and elbow to the back of his head. Love is down on one knee. Faith tries to kick him in the head but Love catches her foot and yanks her off balance. Love grabs her leg and goes for a spinning toehold. I haven't seen that in a long time.

F: Faith pokes Love in the eye and breaks the hold. She grabs Love and whips him into the corner. Love looks dazed.

C: Faith with a nice forearm. Love is reeling. Another forearm. She goes to whip him across the ring and Love reverses. Faith hit the corner hard. Love comes in with a running clothesline. I guess the kid gloves are off now. Faith is on the mat.

F: Love climbs to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a fist to Faith's head. Love goes for the cover but only gets a two count. He picks Faith up and hits a snap suplex. He covers again. Still only a two count.

C: I'm beginning to think he just wants to be on top of Faith and could care less about winning.

F: Love picks Faith up. It looks like he is going for a piledriver but Faith reverses it into a backdrop. She comes off the ropes with a leg drop on Love. She goes for the pin but Love is able to get his foot on the ropes.

C: Faith does a crotch chop and I believe she just said "Love this". I have to get down to the ring.

F: Stay in your seat. Faith picks Love up and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker. Faith with another cover but still only a two count.

C: Is that a smile I see on Love's face? I think he is enjoying being pinned by Faith, the perv. God I wish I was him right now.

F: Faith picks Love up once again. She climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a missile dropkick. Love moves out of the way and she lands hard on the mat. Buffy is pounding on the mat for Faith to get up. Love is going up to the top rope.

C: That masked man is running down to ringside. What is he doing out here?

F: It appears that he is distracting Joey Love. Faith is up and trips Joey Love and he lands hard on that top turnbuckle. It looks like it is time for Faithless. She's hit it. This has to be it.

C: Faith starts to go for the cover but sees the masked man standing outside the ring. She gets up and walks toward the ropes. Love pulls her back and rolls her up for 1..2..3. That's it. Joey Love has somehow won this matchup. I am speechless.

F: Faith doesn't seem to notice that she has lost the match. She is still staring at the masked man. Joey Love leaves the ring and is celebrating on his way to the back.

C: The masked man has gotten in the ring and is face to face with Faith. Faith motions for Buffy to remain where she is. Whoa, Faith just grabbed the masked man and kissed him. What is going on?

F: I'm not exactly sure. Here comes Ambergree from the back. He grabs Faith and pulls her away from the masked man. He is standing eye to eye with this mysterious new comer.

C: The masked man finally turns and leaves the ring. He looks back at Faith and points to her. Ambergree turns around and is demanding to know what is going on.

F: Faith just turned her back on Ambergree and is leaving. Ambergree looks stunned. Hopefully we'll have more on this development at Mayhem, but for now, Sean O'Gara and Joey Love have moved on in the tournament.

C: I have a feeling after her showing her tonight, that Faith is going to be a top contender for that belt.

F: For Jack Creed, this is Rich Fairbanks, saying Good night.

Joey Love