James Fairbanks: Welcome back to UCW Fury. We have a great night planned tonight, where the Mad Maple will hope to follow up his PPV win against the new comer named the Freakshow and Satanic Satan and Enforcer will be hoping to throw off the returning tag team champions, Ultimatum and Kev-mania

Jack Creed: That's all fine and good, but we both know what I am looking foward to. We have Joeylights coming out here now with his girl Tiffany, and he is set to face another former UCW superstar who is making her return tonight.

F: Obvoiusly you are talking about the former UCW Womans champion Poison. We haven't seen her in months, btu I guess since the UCW Womans title was revived, lots of female wrestlers are starting to find UCW a lot more interesting.

C: Well besides being the Womans champion, Poison has been known to try and mix it up in Hardcore stle matches just like her opponent tonight. So based on this, it has just been announced that this match will be under hardcore rules. I guess both of these two want to send a message to the new hardcore champion Ultimatum of the type of competition that he now has to face.

F: Both of these two are sure to be a major force in the hardcore division, as Poison is now walking out to the ring. She looks to be in as great shape she always was.

C: And what a shape it is, in fact ...

F: Ok Creed, we know where this is going to go, and I'm just going to stop you right now. Both wrestlers are in the ring, and the rules are being explained ... what little rules there are in this sort of match anyway. And Joey takes the quick advantage by nailing Poison with a cheap shot before the referee is even done explaining the rules. But then Poison counters with a slap of her own, and the match is officially started.

C: Joey then catches Poison with a knee to her stomach and then a clubbing forearm to the back of the head. Poison tries to get back up, but is met with a stiff kick to her ribs. Joeylights makes a quick cover, but Poison quickly kicks out. Much to early to try something like that, I hope Joey isn't making the mistake of underestimating Poison because she is a woman.

F: I should hope not, but maybe is is intending on her having some ring rust. Joey then picks her up, and holds her in the air for a vertical suplex and drops her onto her back. But this time he isn't making the cover, and is headed for the outside. I guess he is going to take advantage of this hardcore style match.

C: Well that is just being smart. He reaches under the ring, and he pulls out one of the extra steel chairs that is sitting under there. He holds the chair up to show it off to the crowd. They cheer as the first of many weapons is introduced to this match.

F: Joey turns around, and is suddenly met with a baseball slide into the chair, sending the chair crashing into his face and toppling him to the ground. Poison came out of no where with that, and is getting a much needed breather.

C: Stunned Joey is pulling himself to his feet with the ring apron, and Poison steps through the ropes and catches him with a kick to the side of the head from the ringside apron. Joey staggers and then Poison sets him up, and jumps off and takes him down with a spinning Hurricanrana. She makes a quick cover on the outside but Joey also quickly kicks out. This is where things tend to get very interesting in these hardcore matches, where falls count anywhere, and anything is legal.

F: Poison picks up the steel chair that Joey dropped earlier, and as soon as Joey is back up to his feet, she smashes it over his head, but Joey only falls to one knee. But again she Smashes it right over his forehead. Joey sd down, and I think he is busted open.

C: Well that's what he gets for underestimating any female wrestler in UCW, even in a hardcore match up. Let's not forget that the UCW Hardcore belt was held by two different ladies, being Callisto and the former World champion Buffy. And at that time both have show exactly why they did deserve that belt.

F: There is no argueing that point. Poison shows off by holding up the dented steel chair for all to see, and some one is sneaking up behind her ... it's Tiffany, Joey's manager! She makes a running dash and catches Poison from behind with a knee to the back. Normally that would be a disqualification, but not for this kind of match. Joeylights could end up sneaking in this win based on the two on one this could easilly become.

C: Still shocked, Tiffany grabs Poison and throws her shoulder first into the ring post. Then for good measure she pulls Poison back and slams her once again, and now Poison seems to be out on her feet while leaning into this post.

F: Tiffany is now reaching under the ring, and she finds a wooden kendo stick that must have been planted there. Joeylights and Tiffany must have had this planned out. She then cracks Poison across the back with the stick, and now is choking Poison out with it. She is going to be easy pickings by the time Joeylights wakes up, as she now falls to her knees.

C: Wait, I think she is just setting Tiffany up, as she takes that same steel chair and takes a blind swing over her head and grazing Tiffany in the head with it. She didn't get her full blast, but that still seemed to work.

F: Well Poison was a former UCW Womans champion for a very good reason, and that killer instinct is one of them. But maybe she is getting carried away, as she is setting up a table in the aisle and laying Tiffany on it. She needs to focus on Joeylights, her actual opponent.

C: Well sometimes emotions run a bit wild, especially after some one tries to choke you out with a kendo stick, but you are right, Joeylights is up, and he just cracked Poison right over the head with that same kendo stick. Now Poison is seemingly out like a light once again.

F: But Joey isn't making the cover, and is checking on Tiffany and is clearing her off of that table, and make sure she is ok. This could be the mistake that cost Joey this match, or maybe he has something far more evil planned.

C: I think you are right, as Tiffany gives him some orders, Joey is stomping on Poison for good measure, and now he picks her up, and appears to have her set up for the Lights Out Driver next to that table. He picks her up, but then Poison turns in the air and lands behind Joey and then nails him with a lot blow. Well that is one way to take back the advantage, and still perfectly legal.

F: Tiffany has that chair and attempts to sneal up on Poison once again, but this time Poison turns around and catches her in the act. Poison gives Tiffany a glare, and Tiffany does the smart thing and runs, but Poison takes off after her in hot pursuit.

C: First the circle around the ring, but then Tiffany darts into the ring and Poison follows after her and the two meet each other face to face. Tiffany still tried to escape, but Poison then grabs the chair that Tiffany is holding.

F: They struggle as Tiffany still holds on, but behind them Joeylights is climbing up the ring apron and watching. I think he is just waiting for his chance to sneak up on Poison once again.

C: Tiffany manages to sneak a kick to the stomach on on Poison, causing her to release the chair, and now Tiffany takes a wild swing ... but Poison ducks and Joeylights is nailed in the face with that chair from his own manager. He falls off of the apron, and lands sprawled on that outside wooden folding table.

F: Tiffany looks down shocked at what she just did to her man, but she better watch out for Poison. Tiffany turns around, and is caught with a sky high powerbomb! I think it is safe to say Tiffany has been taken out of this match up.

C: Poison is up and gives Tiffany a serious bad mouthing our censors are having a fun time with. But then she stops when she notices the position Joeylights is in. An evil smile flashes across her face.

F: She sets up the chair a few feet from the ropes, and checks to make sure Joey still isn't moving. The fans are on the edge of their seats wondering what this girl is going to do.

C: As am I. Poison runs to the ropes, and then steps on the chair and jumps off and lands on the top rope, she balances for a second, and then jumps off with a Shooting star press that lands across the body of Joeylights driving him through that table!

F: The fans erupt with a chant of "Holy Sh*t," and I can't say I disagree with that. I know she does that move and calls it the Broken Dreams, but I dout anyone expected her to add the triple jump to that already effective move.

C: She manages to get an arm over Joey, and the referee was there and ready. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Poison has won this hardcore match up, and made a very impressive return to UCW.

F: It was a nice effort by Joeylights, but Poison was just more ready than he was. And this is a clear message to Ultimatum and any one else who thinks that they belong in our hardcore division. All this, and the night as just started. We will be right back with more UCW action.

C: You always get to say that.

Doomsday Duo vs toXin

F: Quite a show already and now it’s time for what is sure to be a massive tag match. Former tag team champions toxin get ready to take on the, literally, massive Doomsday Duo of Satanic Satan and the Enforcer.

Announcer: ladies and gentlemen! The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, Ultimatum and Kev mania, toXin!

[Ultimatum and Mania walk out of the back, Ultimatum holding the Hardcore title in his right hand. They walk calmly down into the ring and climb up into it. They pace about, looking out at the crowd when the Enforcer’s music starts.]

A: And now, making his way to the ring as one half of the Doomsday Duo, the Enforcer!

[Enforcer comes out and throws his arms up into the air. He stands at the top of the ramp, not coming down to the ring. Mania starts caling for him to come on down, but still the Enforcer stands there. Ultimatum slings the Hardcore title out to a ring attendant then joins Mania in baiting Enforcer.]

C: Is he coming down or what? Hurry up ya big mutt.

[As toXin try to get the Enforcer down Satanic Satan suddenly comes out of the crowd, slides into the ring and attacks toXin from behind with blows to the head. The Enforcer now charges down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and joins Satan in his assault on their opponents. Satan beats Ultimatum into one corner while Enforcer kicks Mania out of the ring and follows him outside, where he proceeds to pummel him with double axe handles to the back.]

F: Cheap trick!

C: Hey, if it’s stupid but works, it ain’t stupid.

[The bell finally goes making Satan and Ultimatum the legal men. Satan whips Ultimatum off the ropes into a big boot to the face on the return. He then bounces off the ropes and elbow drops Ultimatum. Satan drags Ultimatum to his feet and punches him once, twice, goes for a third but Ultimatum blocks it and retaliates with punches of his own, delivering them at a faster pace then Satan. The onslaught sends Satan back onto the ropes that Ultimatum whips him off into an arm drag on the return. The crowd cheer at seeing the big man get thrown.]

C: Earthquake!

[The Enforcer notices the change in command and disengages from Mania. He reaches into the ring so Satan can tag him in, which he does. Enforcer climbs in and swings at Ultimatum who ducks the shot and boots Enforcer in the gut as he turns, followed by a DDT. Ultimatum goes for a pin 1-2 no, kick out. Mania finally climbs onto the apron and Ultimatum tags him in. They set Enforcer and hit a double suplex. Mania gets back up and stands on Enforcer’s throat, choking him. The referee orders him to stop which Mania does, tagging Ultimatum back in. Ultimatum goes up top and tries to hit the Ultimate Solution but Enforcer rolls aside, leaving Ultimatum hurt by the miss, leaving Mania to try and attack Enforcer again but Satan slides back in illegally and assaults him with lefts and right handers.]

F: I can see this breaking down!

[The referee tries to get Satan out of the ring allowing Enforcer to recover. He gets to his feet just as Ultimatum does he knife edge chops him. The blow sends Ultimatum into the corner which Enforcer whips him out of into the opposite. Enforcer charges at Ultimatum but Ultimatum gets the foot up and catches Enforcer in the face. The shoot sends Enforcer wheeling, allowing Ultimatum to tag Mania back in. Mania lays into Enforcer with right hands, whips him off the ropes. Ultimatum throws his foot up onto the ropes for Enforcer to run into. He staggers back and Mania hits huge belly to back suplex on him. He goes to pin.]

F: 1-2 no Enforcer still kicking.

[Mania tags out to Ultimatum who comes and in pulls Enforcer up to his knees. He hits him with strong inside forearms but on the fourth, Enforcer catches him with a chin crusher, putting Ultimatum down. The two men lie on the floor exhausted at the fast pace of the match. The referee starts a 10 count and the crowd starts counting along with him. At 4 both men are crawling towards their corners. At 6 both are stretching their arms out and then finally on 8 Enforcer makes the tag to Satan. He comes charging in followed quickly by Mania. The two go right at it in the middle of the ring, fists flying everywhere until Satan replaces a fist with an open hand. He grabs Mania by the throat and hits a devastating chokeslam. Just as Satan goes to pin Ultimatum catches him with a left hand to the chin. The shot knocks Satan away onto the ropes but on the follow up shot, Satan ducks down and back drops Ultimatum over the ropes to the outside. He then hooks Mania’s leg and holds on for a 1-2-3 count.]

Winners – Doomsday Duo

by Pinfall

F: Talk about tight matches that was nuts but the totally fresh Satan came in at the crucial moment. Here’s a break we’re right back.

Freakshow Vs Mad Maple

Fairbanks: Well ladies and gentlemen we come to our main event, which sees the Mad Maple go one on one with UCW's newest asset, Freakshow.

Creed: Yep, we've been waiting to see what this new guy can do, so we're not going to disappoint.

F: Freakshow is already in the ring as we start off, and now Mad Maple is making his way down to the ring in true Maple fashion, minus the syrup and beautiful to Creed's disappointment.

C: Hey!

F: Mad Maple slips into the ring and is immediately set upon by Freakshow, who is looking to gain an early advantage, but Maple pushes him away, then nails a clothesline to knock the newcomer off balance. Mad Maple waits for Freakshow to regain his composure, then hits a reverse DDT and goes straight into a headlock. 

C: Good mat wrestling by Maple, so far keeping Freakshow's extreme style at bay.

F: Maple keeps the headlock on tight, then breaks the hold and drops a knee into Freakshow's back, sending him writhing in pain. Maple drops a couple more elbows across the lower back, then kneels on it and rolls through into a modified bow and arrow lock. Freakshow screams with pain and Maple keeps it locked in for a few minutes before breaking the hold. 

C: Maple seems to be focussing on the lower back and neck of Freakshow, perhaps looking to weaken him for the Cold stretch?

F: That would seem like Maple's game plan. Freakshow staggers back to his feet and Maple takes him down with a rebound neckbreaker, Freakshow unable to build any kind of offence so far, and Maple is showing the experience of a former Internet and Tag Champion.

C: He's still running on the energy of his PPV win over Faith I guess!

F: Maple goes to tie up with Freakshow as he climbs up, but Freakshow hits an elbow to the gut, then a dropkick to take Maple to the mat. Maple is quickly back to his feet into a flying Freakshow forearm. Cover by Freakshow 1..2..kickout by the Maple.

C: Freakshow is building up his momentum!

F: Freakshow is scouting Maple again, and runs at him looking for a big move, but Maple hits a drop toe hold which sends Freakshow crashing into the referee and sending him out of the ring. Maple quickly rotates his body and locks in the Cold Stretch!!!!! Freakshow tries to break out of it, but can't find the energy, and finally slaps his hand against the mat. 

C: But the ref can't see him tapping as he's on the outside!! 

F: Freakshow desperately tapping away! He wants this hold broken by any means he can....WAIT A MINUTE!!!

C: Kev Mania? What's he doing here?

F: We saw toXin earlier tonight, they suffered defeat at the hands of the Doomsday duo, but Kev Mania is out here on the ring apron and he's taunting Maple! Maple breaks the hold and moves towards Mania, allowing Ultimatum to sneak up behind him. Mania guillotines Maple on the ropes and he backs straight into Ult, who lifts him up high, and then hits the Final Warning!!!!! Kev rolls in and drags Freakshow to the outside, but then gets yelled at by Ultimatum, who drags him back in and throws Freakshow's arm over Maple!!!! What the hell is he doing????

C: The referee slowly regains consciousness as Ult and Kev high tail it out of the ring and into the crowd from where they came.

F: The referee sees the "cover" by Freakshow and slides into the ring..... 1.....2.....thrkickout by the Maple!!!!! Maple kicked out, but the Final Warning is not a move you recover from in a hurry!!

C: Maple staggers back to his feet and runs up to the ropes as freakshow clambers back up. Maple off the second rope!!!! BULLDOG!!!!!!

F: Maple hits the puck drop and goes for the cover, but Cobra comes running down the ramp!!!!! What the hell is going on here? The ref distracted by the appearance of Cobra, and Maple is pissed! Maple climbs to his feet and nails Cobra with a right hand, but Freakshow has seen the opportunity! Freakshow from behind grabs Maple in a headlock, then spins round into a DDT! Cover by Freakshow 1....2....3!!!!! Maple put his foot on the rope but Cobra knocked it off!!!!

C: What a dirty sneak!!! He screwed Maple out of the match!!!!

WINNER (by pinfall): Freakshow

F: And now Ultimatum and Kev Mania have returned as Cobra rolls into the ring and helps Freakshow up. 

C: Ultimatum? Kev Mania? Cobra? and Freakshow??? TOGETHER?????

F: It looks like the toXin is spreading, just as Ultimatum promised it would back in the days of Dylan Cole! The whole "caring about the fans" attitude was an act all along!!!! All four men beating on a helpless Mad Maple, but help comes in the form of Rob Grayson and his "partner" Buffy, who sprint down to the ring armed with two steel chairs. toXin beat a hasty retreat with their two new signings as Rob helps his injured friend and Buffy screams expletives at the cowards!

C: Yeah! Get 'em Rob! Buffy.....erm...*drool*

F: And on that note ladies and gentlemen we bid you adieu. Tune in next week to find out just what comes of this new union!