C: Welcome everyone to UCW Fury. Jack Creed here along with Jim Fairbanks. Tonight is a night to be remembered. We have a lot of new comers who are looking to make a name for themselves.
F: That's right Jack. You will probably remember this night as the next superstar's first match. Let's jump right into it with a tag team competition between KAOS and YMCA!
C: I can hear the Village People over the speakers playing Macho man and out comes the Gay Bandit and Dances with Men. Something just seems odd about these two.
F: I heard they once wrestled under the names Ace and Gary! Well here comes KAOS. They are probably best known for challenging the Royal family as soon as they got here. I wonder why that never turned into a match.
C: Well there is the bell and we are off. Lion and The Gay bandit will start things off with a Collar and elbow Elbow Tie Up. Lion twists the arm of Gay bandit. Is Gay Bandit actually crying already?
F: Gay bandit makes his way over to the ropes. The referee forces Lion to break the hold. Gay Bandit runs over to his partner dances with Men. Gay Bandit is getting a massage now.
C: Lion takes the time to tag in Wolverine. Dances with Men comes into the ring also. Wait a minute, Gay bandit is whistling at Wolverine. Wolverine goes over to nail him, but Gay bandit rakes his eyes
F: Dances with Men takes advantage immediately. He hits a clothesline. Now he drops the elbow. Dances with Men off the ropes, does some sort of ballet spin, and drills a knee into Wolverine's chest.
C: Dances with Men with a quick tag to Gay bandit. Gay Bandit goes right to work on Wolverine's lower back. That's extreme lower back. Gay Bandit grabs Wolverine by the trunks and is driving his forearm into the lower back of Wolverine.
F: Gay bandit stands over Wolverine, and drops down onto his back. Wolverine must be in a lot of pain. gay bandit hits the ropes, Lion pulled the top rope down and Gay Bandit flies out of the ring. Dances with Men runs over to Gay bandit's rescue.
C: Oh how sweet, Dances with Men just gave gay bandit a hug. I bet he feels better now. Gay bandit rolls into the ring, but Wolverine makes the tag to Lion. Lion comes in and levels Gay bandit.
F: Dances with Men is joinging the fray, but Lion takes care of him also with a devastating drop kick. Gay bandit and Dances with Men are both up and run towards Lion. DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!
C: Lion has knocked both members of YMCA down. Wolverine is back up now. he is ready to rejoin the action. He runs over to Gay bandit and hits a spear. Gay Bandit flies out of the ring to the outside. he is primes for KAOS' finisher, the Kaos Theory.
F: Dances with Men is unconscious in the middle of the ring. Lion on on the top rope. Wolverine is in the opposite corner. they leap. There iot is, they just nailed Wolverine, it's over. JC: Not quite Jim, Kaos collided on their way down. Look, they are both busted wide open. gay Bandit stumbles back into the ring. He falls on top of Lion. That's a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!
C: it's over! YMCA wins. The celebrate with a hug! Kaos is pissed!
F: YMCA is still hugging...
C: Kaos is beginning to go back t the locker room area to see where they went wrong...
F: YMCA is still hugging...
C: Well let's just go to commercial..
F: Our next match is a grudge match. Ravnos and Supreme were boasting about joining the Royal family earlier this week, and Sir Richard Foxhunt didn't like that at all. He challenged the two to a handicapped match to teach them a lesson.
C: Do you really think that SRF can take on two premiere superstars by himself?
F: Well we are about to find out. Ravnos and Supreme have made their way to the ring. This will not be a tag match, this is a handicap match. Two against one.
C: SRF now walks down to the ring, and rolls under the first rope. He begins to point his finger at the two men standing opposite him, and talking loudly. He is actually lecturing them on etiquette.
F: Ravnos and Supreme have had enough of this. They attack SRF and the bell rings.
C: Ravnos and Supreme are really laying into SRF. This is turning into a gang beating.
F: Ravnos is kneeling on SRF. Supreme hits the ropes and throws an elbow into SRF's chest. Ravnos gets up and begins to do a series of stomps. This reminds me of the Garvin Stomp.
C: Supreme climbs out of the ring and gets a chair. He comes back into the ring but Ravnos stops him. He wants the victory not the blood.
F: That is a good idea. Because SRF is only concerned with wins and losses and to him a win is a win. SRF seems to be stirring. He may make it to his feet for the first time in this match.
C: Nope. Ravnos drops a knee into SRF's kidneys. Ravnos and Supreme are now measuring SRF with some vicious punches to the face. Where is Jack Heart?
F: I think SRF told Jack to stay in the back because he could handle himself. Boy was he wrong.
C: Now Ravnos and Supreme are just humiliating SRF. They are slapping him in the ass and in the face. They may be waking the sleeping giant.
F: Ravnos and Supreme begin to celebrate what they feel is a sure victory. SRF begins to rise. Supreme sees this and runs over, but SRF hits him with a stiff chop to the chest. Another, another, but then Ravnos hits SRF with a drop kick and the former champ is down again.
C: Look at the red mark on Supreme's chest! He will feel that in the morning. Well Ravnos and Supreme seem to be setting up SRF on the top rope. Probably for some sort of finishing maneuver.
F: Look Jack, Chris Rage is coming to the ring. He has long had a problem with the Royal Family. He may want to get in on the carnage. He climbs into the ring.
C: He stops Ravnos and Supreme. Now Chris Rage is pummeling SRF. This has turned very ugly. we are going to need some medical attention out here for SRF. He is a bloody mess!
F: With SRF on the top rope Chris rage seems to be ready to hit the Rage. There it is...
C: That looked a little odd. it didn't seem as crisp as it usually is. I wonder if it had the same effect as it normally does.
F: it sure looks that way. SRF is unconscious on the mat. Chris rage, Ravnos and Supreme are holding each others arms in the air. this may be the dawn of a new group.
C: Wait Jim, SRF just jumped to his feet. This is a second wind or something. he stands up and taps Rage on the shoulder. rage turns and looks right at the bloody SRF.
F: THEY JUST SHOOK HANDS! What is going on here? Rage spears ravnos, and SRF hits the Off With His Head DDT on Supreme.
C: SRF looks in the Tea Time. Supreme is tapping out! The match is over!
F: Chris rage and SRF are not done yet. SRF still is holding onto the Tea Time, and Rage is setting up Ravnos for The Rage!
C: Chris Rage hits The Rage and this time it really did the damage it was meant to. Ravnos is completyely unconscious on the mat and Supreme is screaming in pain.
C: Look Jim, Jack Heart is coming out to the ring now. He is telling SRF to let Supreme up. Now Rage is also trying to make SRF release the hold.
F: They finally pry SRf off. now the three men stand in the middle of the ring and smile for the crowd. but the crowd doesn't seem to want to see them at all.
C: They finally pry SRf off. now the three men stand in the middle of the ring and smile for the crowd. but the crowd doesn't seem to want to see them at all.
F: What a surprise Jim, Chris rage is now a member of the Royal Family. The Royals are getting stronger by the day. They will be very scary very soon.
F: Welcome back to Fury folks. Our next matup will be an inter-gender match up between on half of the UCW Tag Team Champions the Ringmaster vs the UCW Womans champion Vixen.
C: Will Vixen's womans title be up for grabs?
F: What? No, the womans title will not be up for grabs. Will you be serious?
C: It's a perfectly valid question. Here comes the Ringmaster now. One of the impressive new superstars in UCW. Already he is the tag team champion along with Jester, and he even holds a win over the new Internet Champion Chris Boswell. I bet Ringmaster is a star in the making in UCW.
F: That he is. But here comes another up and coming superstar. It is Vixen. Not only is Vixen the UCW womans champion, but she has been known to beat some of the male wrestlers in UCW. So this should be an interesting match.
C: Look at the size difference between Ringmaster and Vixen. Ringmaster is a mere 6'2" and 222 lbs, but even he looks big compared to the 4'11" and 112 lb. Vixen.
F: I think it is well known that it takes more than size to win matches here in UCW. These are two very skilled wrestlers, and that is what will win matches here.
C: Well the bell rings. And we have a tie up in the middle of the ring. Now Ringmaster hold Vixen in a side headlock.
F: Vixen is struggling, but manages to push Ringmaster back to the ropes. She then gives RM a shove that sends him running to the other side of the ring.
C: She then charges in and catches RM while he bounces off with a drop kick. RM is down, and now Vixen grabs RM for a sleeper hold. Tooks like she is going to try wear down the relatively bigger RM for an easy victory.
F: RM is struggling to his feet, but Vixen is still holding onto him. He is up to one knee ... but then drops back down again.
C: The referee is checking Ringmaster to see if he is out of it. He raises his arm once, and it drops back down. He checks again ... and again the arm simply falls lifeless to the ground.
F: He raises the arm of Ringmaster a third time. If it drops this time, this match is over and Vixen has won it. But it doesn't! It begins to drop, but then last second, Ringmaster raises his arm. He is still in this match folks.
C: RM is again struggling to his feet. And this time he makes it with Vixen still on his back.
F: RM simply falls backwards into the corner, and crashes Vixen in the corner which knocks the wind out of her, and causes her to release her hold. But now both wrestlers are down.
C: Both are slowly trying to make it to their feet. Vixen manages to get to her feet in the corner, and Ringmaster also is up in the middle of the ring. Then suddenly RM rushes in clotheslines Vixen in the corner and knocks her back down.
F: Looks as if Ringmaster has got a second wind.He picks Vixen up and shoves her back to the corner and then chops her in the chest.
C: Lucky bastard!
F: What did you say?
C: Nothing. RM chops her again, and then whips her across to the other corner. RM charges in, but Vixen jumps and RM crashes chest first into her feet. But he hasn't been knocked down, he simply staggers backwards.
F: Now Vixen rushes in and grabs RM and looks to be going for a jumping tornado DDT ... but RM manages to stay on his feet and places Vixen sitting on the top rope. The out of no where he grbas Vixen and nails the Final Cut!
C: Vixen neer even seen that coming. It was out of no where. RM covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ringmaster has won this hard fought match up. WHat a great victory.
F: Now for a match that involves the other half of the UCW Tag Team Champions. This time it will be Jester against a new comer who we haven't seen much of yet by the name of Solution.
C: Now we will see if Jester can have the same success his partner Ringmaster had earlier tonight. Jester and Ringmaster are a great tag team, and are also great singles wrestlers.
F: His opponent Solution is waiting in the ring. And here comes Jester now. This should be an interesting match, Solution has made this challenge, and it is Jester that has stood up to face him.
C: As Jester is climbing into the ring, Solution rushes in and begins clubbing on him. Looks lke Solution can't wait any longer to get his hands on Jester.
F: Solution throws Jester to the ropes, but then Jester bounces off and catches Solution in the face with a flying forearm. Now Solution has been knocked down, but is making it back to his feet again.
C: Jester rushes to the ropes again and attempts the same move, but this time Solution catches him. This can't be good for Jester.
F: Solution walks around with him, and then picks him up for a gorilla press slam. What strength by Solution.
C: Solution simply drops Jester stomach first to the mat. Jester looks as if he has had the wind knocked out of him. But Solution isn't going for a cover. He is simply walking around the ring and show boating to the crowd. This could be a mistake against some one like Jester.
F: Jester is struggliing to his feet, and now it looks as if Solution is singnalling for his move, the Answer. He runs in for his scissor kick, but Jester dodges and Solution misses him. Now is the time for Jester to take advantage.
C: Jester follows up by nailing Solution with several punches to the head and face. He has Solution reeling back now.
F: Now Jester goes for a kick to the stomach of Solution, but Solution catches his foot. But then Jester with an enziguri! Jester is on fire now.
C: Jester runs to the ropes, and bounces off with a spring board moonsault, but Solution manages to get his knees up and Jester crashes stomach first into them.
F: Solution is up, and he picks up Jester and brings him to the corner. Solution stangs on the second rope and begins to pummel on the face of Jester.
C: Solution again shows off to the crowd, but then is nailed by a low blow from Jester. Now Solution is stunned.
F: Jester now grabs Solution, and powerbombs him from the ropes. Jester with a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, Solution has managed to kick out.
C: Jester then climbs to the second rope, and drops and elbow to the throat of Solution. He goes for another cover ... but again another two count.
F: Now Jester is climbing to the top rope, but then Solution manages to get up and gives Jester a shove and Jester lands crotch first on the tope rope.
C: Now Solution is climbing the ropes. It looks as if he is going for a belly to back suplex to finish off Jester. He picks Jester up ... but at the last second Jester reverses momentum in mid air, and lands in a cross body on Solution. The referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jester has pulled off the win in this special challenge match up. What a night this was for the BOA.