James Fairbanks: Welcome to an exiting edition of UCW Fury. Tonight we have two great tag team matches, and also we plan to start things off with some hardcore action.

Jack Creed: This should be very exiting, because it seems Poison has turned a lot of heads last week with her return and her win over Joeylights in what I think has the potential to be remembered as a classic match-up, so much to even catch the attention of the UCW Hardcore Champion Ultimatum. Though it will not be Ultimatum going against Poison, it seems that she is being prepared for an eventual hardcore title shot against Ultimatum by going against one of his new stable mates, the controversial Freakshow.

F: Freakshow managed to sneak off a win last week against the former UCW Tag Team and Internet Champion the Mad Maple, but it will be interesting to see how he does in this hardcore match against a former UCW Womans champion.

C: Poison is already making her way to the ring, and she seems very ready for this match, cause now she knows Ultimatum has to be watching. Already she is grabbing a steel folding chair and taking it into the ring with her.

F: Now the Freahsow is coming down o the ring, and wait a minute, what is Cobra doing out here with him? This is supposed to be a one on one match up! Cobra has no business being out here!

C: This is a hardcore match James, and anything can happen and is perfectly legal. Even if Cobra wants to come out and provide emotional support to this running partner the Freakshow.

F: If that is all he was out there for I would belive that, but already both Cobra and Freakshow are standing on opposite sides of the ring and now attempting to surround Poison. Though she is manging to keep them back by taking a swing at them with that steel chair.

C: She takes a swing at Freakshow who jumps from the apron to avoid her, but then Cobra is about to step into the ring but then Poison turns her attention to him and the two stand off. But Freakshow sneaks in from behind and makes a running clothesline at Poison ... but she dodges and he decks Cobra instead, and then Poison throws the chair face first into Freakshows face.

F: That seemed to have made thins even, if only slightly. Freakshow falls sitting down into the corner, and Poison positions the chair in front of his face. She runs across the ring, and runs back in with a baseball slide kicking the chair into the face of the Freakshow.

C: Before Poison can even capitalize, Cobra is back in the ring and grabs her by the hair and slams her back first into the mat. The referee objects to this, but really there is nothing he can do about it. Cobra gives Freakshow some orders. Freakshow rolls to the outside as Cobra picks Poison up, and looks to be about to Snake Eyes her into the corner.

F: Freakshow is setting up a wooden table that he found under the ring and leaving it next to the ring apron, while in the ring Cobra has Poison up on his shoulders and rushes into the corner with her ... but Poison escapes and lands behind him and nails him with a low blow from behind.

C: Freakshow notices what has happened, and grabs the same steel chair and rushes to the aid of his partner. He takes another swing, but again Poison ducks and Freakshow smashes Cobra in the face with that chair. I think the odds are once again even.

F: Freakshow turns around but Poison catches him with a kick to the stomach causing him to drop the chair, and then she plants him face first with a DDT onto that chair. This could be her chance, and she hooks in the End of Everything. This could be it.

C: Freakshow is yelling in pain from this submission move, but Cobra is not able to make the save. He raises his hand, and I think he is just about to tap out.

F: No! Ultimatum is out out and he has just kicked Poison in the back causing her to release that hold. He then picks her up and throws her int the ropes and tries to level her out with a clothesline. Poison ducks and runs into the ropes again, but this time he tries a cross body block ... but Ultimatum is way to powerful and catches her! This can't be good for Poison!

C: He then throws the much smaller female onto his shoulders and then walks her to the ropes next to that table. He then lifts her up, and dumps her over the ropes and face first through that table with the Burning Hammer!

F: Dam him! Poison has got to be out, and Ultimatum lifts Freakshow and shoves him outside the ring and next to Poison and the wreckage from that table. Freakshow coveres, and while it pains him to do so, the referee counts ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! The Freakshow has won this match, but none of these guys have heard the last of Poison

Doomsday Duo vs Psycho Circus

UCW World Tag Team Title Match

F: This is going to be one hell of a match. Four massive behemoths going at it, with championship gold on the line.

C: Awww man, imagine what that ring is gonna smell like when those four smelly b*****ds get into it together. Hell never mind the ring, the arena!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the UCW World Tag Team titles. Making their way to the ring first, Satanic Satan and the Enforcer, the Doomsday Duo!

[Satan and Enforcer walk down the ramp, slapping the odd hand or two on the way down. They climb into the ring and pace about, waiting. Psycho Circus’ music hits the speakers.]

A: And now, the champions, weighting in at a combined weight of 540 pounds, being accompanied by the Ringmaster, Psycho Circus!

[Wearing their titles around their waists, the monsters stride out, their line of sight dead set on the ring. They stop just in front, unbuckle their belts that they hand to Ringmaster, then clamber into the ring. Enforcer climbs onto the apron of his corner as Satan sizes up the two “clowns”. Vorhees takes his place on the apron and the bell rings.]

F: Here we go, Duo versus Circus.

[Satan and Myers circle each other then tie up. They dig their legs in and struggle, trying to push each other backwards. For a few moments it’s a stalemate until Myers manages to get his hand up and eye rake Satan. He follows it with a right hand to the face and a knife edge chop that sends Satan onto the ropes. Myers whips him off into a Clothesline from Hell on the return then covers for a 1-2 count. Myers pulls Satan up and tags Vorhees in. They link up and hit a double team piledriver, which Ringmaster claps enthusiastically. Vorhees’ is now the legal man and starts to stomp down on Satan’s chest with his right foot.]

F: Typical cheap tactics from the Circus.

[Vorhees finishes kicking Satan about and pulls him to his feet. He sets him up for a vertical suplex but when Vorhees goes to lift, Satan throws his weight down and reverses it into a vertical suplex of his own. He gets to his feet and tags in Enforcer who comes charging in and catches Vorhees in the face with a running elbow just as he is getting to his feet. Vorhees hits the mat and is bundled up into the corner, where Enforcer proceeds to stamp down on him until the referee orders him to stop.]

F: Furious stuff from Enforcer, changing momentum completely.

C: Yeah but we’ve seen Circus pull out tricks that can turn it right back, so don’t start thinking this is a permanent change.

[Enforcer pulls Vorhees to his feet and gives him a knee in the gut to double him over then punches him in the back to send him down. Enforcer gets Vorhees to his knees then locks in a sleeper hold. Vorhees struggles and struggles to try and get free but Enforcer’s grip is too strong. The resistance gradually stutters out into nothing. Referee Mario holds up Vorhees hand once.]

F: We may have a win here.

[He holds it up twice and lets it fall when suddenly Myers comes flying in with a boot to Enforcer’s face and knocks him over.]

F: Hey!

C: Knew it was gonna happen!

[Referee Mario tries frantically to get Myers out of the ring while Enforcer manages to tag in Satan. Satan has an angry look on his face and immediately starts pounding away at the prone Vorhees with right hands. Once he vents some frustration, Satan hauls Vorhees up and hits a neckbreaker going for a cover after it. He gets 1-2 but Vorhees kicks out. Satan pulls Vorhees up again and whips him off the ropes into a clothesline on the return. He now tags in Enforcer who bounces off the ropes and leg drops Vorhees. He covers for 1-2, Vorhees again kicking out.]

C: Look at Ringmaster, I’ve not seen that look on his face since, well, ever.

[Ringmaster paces around nervously on the outside, watching as Vorhees is pulled up to his feet and then body slammed by Enforcer. He tags Satan in once again and goes to a corner. Satan comes in, pulls Vorhees to his feet and holds him up by the neck for a few seconds, looking at the crowd then at Enforcer then suddenly hits a Stunner on Vorhees. The Psycho goes down as the crowd cheer the start of Too Deep. Vorhees slowly, groggily gets to his feet. Satan stands in his own corner as the Enforcer goes to spear Vorhees but just as he sets off he’s tripped by Ringmaster’s quick hand, so quick that the referee doesn’t notice it.]

C: Dammit someone shoot him! Shoot him, I’ll pay for the bullet!

[Enforcer springs to his feet and out of the ring, chasing the interloper around the outside. Satan tries to call him back in, his attention distracted long enough for Vorhees to lift him into a backdrop. As he does, Myers rushes in and links up with his partner to hit the Road to Hell. Vorhees hooks the leg and the referee gives a 1-2-3 count.]

Winners – Psycho Circus