F: Hello and Welcome to UCW Saturday Fury folks. This is James Fairbanks, and sitting next to me as usual is Jack Creed. We have a great night planned for you folks watching here tonight, and to start it off, we have a triple threat match between three of the ladies of the UCW.
C: Yes ... what a match this should be. I very look foward to this competitive match up between these fine talents female wrestlers.
F: What? Jack, are you ok? You are not going to make some crack about three ways in your bedroom, or anything like that?
C: I can't, Felicity is here, and I am on probation because of all the stuff I said last week.
F: Wow, this must be killing you isn't it? Like if I make the note to point out that referee Mario is the referee who has to get between these three ladies, you can't make a racy comment about that, and call Mario a lucky bastard?
C: No, I can't! Now quit rubbing it in, and lets get this night over with.
F: Ok, the ladies are waiting in the ring now. Princess and Lady Python are two newcomers to UCW, while Strawberry we have seen out here with her man the Texas Brawler. But under orders from President Felicity, Brawler will be watching this match from backstage. Nothing is going to taint the winner of this match up.
C: ...
F: *sigh* ... except for me in my hotel room tonight.
C: What?
F: Call that a present Jack, I could see it in your eyes. Now enough with the comments Jack, the bell has been rung and this match is starting. The ladies are eyeing each other and waiting to see which moves the other will make.
C: Strawberry and Princess seem to be plotting with each other. This will not be good for Lady Python if these two team up on her.
F: It looks that way, as both Princess and Strawberry are now closing on on Python. Python steps back, and then Strawberry and Princess charge in with a double clothesline, and knock LP to the mat.
C: LP is geting back up, but here coem Princess and Strawberry again. But this time, LP duck, and then nails both ladies with a double dropkick.
F: She picks up Strawberry, and tosses her to the outside. Now she picks up Princess and works on her with a side headlock.
C: Princess struggles, and then manages to lift LP up for a side suplex. She drops LP down, andstands above her.
F: Now Strawberry is back in the ring, and then she runs in and grabs Princess by the hair and plants her with a face first bulldog. Strawberry covers Princess ... 1 ... 2 ... but only gets to two count when Lady Python makes the save by pulling Strawberry off of Princess by the hair.
C: Lady Python then clubs Strawberry in the head with a couple stiff forearm shots, and brings her to the corner. She then goes on to kick Strawberry in the stomach several times.
F: Then out of nowhere, Princess is up, and charges in with a clothesline. But Lady Python steps aside and Princess ends up nailing Strawberry, who falls to the mat.
C: Then Lady Python grabs Princess from behind, and nails her with a german suplex. SHe holds on and the referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... but only a two, until Strawberry grabs the leg of Lady Python causing her to release the hold.
F: Strawberry holds onto the leg of Lady Python, and works on it, by crashing her knee into the knee of Lady Python. Smart strategy by Strawberry, showing a bit of technical skill.
C: Strawberry works on the leg of Python some more by slamming it knee first into the mat. While in the corner, Princess is slowly climbing to up the ropes and heading for the top turnbuckle.
F: Now it looks like Strawberry is going to try hurt the leg of Lady Python more with a Terry Funk spinning toe hold. She turns around and applies pressure to the leg of Lady Python, while Princess is just making it to the top rope.
C: Then suddenly, Lady Python pushes Strawberry off of her with her other leg, and Strawberry gets pushed into the corner, and knocks heads hard with Princess. Princess falls and straddles the top rope, and then Lady Python is up, and knocks Strawberry to the outside with a clothesline.
F: Lady Python takes advantage of the prone Princess, and has her set up for the Sting Of The Python! She nails it, and makes the cover while Strawberry is still struggling to her feet on the outside. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Lady Python has won this match up.
C: Well it was a good fight for Strawberry as well. She has nothing to be ashamed of.
F: Now upcoming now has been a highly anticipated match up. After the actions of Maziar and Hiroko last week, our President Felicity is taking matters into her own hands. She was very proud of the UCW Womand division, and wasn't going to let anybody ruin it with a tainted with while she was watching.
C: I'm sure everybody remembers what happened last week James. Now is the first time in UCW we get to see our President Felicity in the ring. She has not seen any in ring action in a very long time, and I think maybe Hiroko would be to much for her to start off.
F: Felicity was a very well schooled womans wrestler, and I am sure she has been keeping herself in shape, even while Presidental duties may have kept her to busy.
C: Here comes the Womans champion now. Along with her man, Commishiner and former champion Maziar Sardar. Hiroko still looks very proud to be the UCW Womans champion, being the one to dethrone Vixen for that belt.
F: Well it took a two on 1 and a fast count by Maziar to win her that title.
C: Hmm ... I love two on ones.
F: CREED! Your probation!
C: Probation nothing. Here comes our boss now. She can't hear me.
F: Well even so. Felicity is marching down the aisle, with a very determined look on her face. It was last week that Hiroko knocked her out with the Ryu-ken, and she has got to be watching for that move again tonight.
C: Wait, coming down the aisle with her. Who is that?
F: Well ... that is Vixen, the former Womans champion herself. Looks like Felicity has brought some one to make sure Maziar does not become to much of a factor in this title match.
C: Felicty climbs into the ring, and her and Hiroko face off. Felicity seems to be saying something to Hiroko, but I doubt Hiroko even understands. The bell rings and the two ladies are still facing off.
F: Then in a sign of no respect, Hiroko then slaps Felicty across the face. Felicity now grabs Hiroko, but Hiroko makes it to the ropes, and leans through the middle rope.
C: The referee breaks up Felicity and Hiroko, and as the ref is pulling Felicity off, Hiroko then catches Felicty by surprise with a stiff kick to the side of the head.
F: A cheap shot by Hiroko. But she had to know how to lure Felicity into that, she has been taught well by her man Maziar. And on top of that, she has her martial arts skills to use also.
C: Felicity is stunned and was knocked back and sitting on the mat. Hiroko then bounces off the ropes, and catches Felicity hard in the face with both feet. Felicity may have looked pretty good before, but after this match, she may not look so good anymore.
F: It looks as if Hiroko has busted Felicity open in the forehead or her nose. Probably both. Hiroko makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but no, amazingly, Felicty has kicked out. Doesn't look like Felicity will go down very easily.
C: You're telling me.
F: You know she will probably be watching this video tape later tonight.
C: What? It wasn't me. It was ... Anita Peters. The ringside announcer.
F: Sure Jack, what ever you say. Felicity is now struggling to her feet, and then Hiroko bounces off with an attempted scissor kick. But then Felicty dodges, and then nails Hiroko with a clothesline.
C: Felicity drops and elbow onto the ribs of Hiroko. And then gets up to bounce off the ropes and drop another elbow, but then Maziar grabs the ankle of Felicity, and she then crashes face first into the mat.
F: Vixen is running over, and is chewin out Maziar for doing that, but Maziar is simply acting like he didn't do anything. But in the ring, Felicity gets up, but then Hiroko goes to kick her in the stomach, but Felicity catches her foot. But then Hiroko with an enziguri that knocks Felicity back down.
C: Hiroko makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but then Vixen reaches in and grabs the leg of Felicity and puts it on the bottom rope and then points it to the referee. The referee notices it, and then stops the count. Now that can't be right.
F: Well I guess this was to counter Maziar tripping Felicity. Turn-around is fair play I guess. And that it is no longer a two one one situation, things are pretty much even.
C: Well now Hiroko is yelling something in her language to Vixen, who is simply yelling back. But then Felicity grabs her from behind, and rolls her up with a school boy ... *ahem* ... school girl ... 1 ... 2 ... but only a two count when Hiroko kicks out.
F: Then as Hiroko and Felicity are getting up, Hiroko then attempts to nails Felicity with another kick to the head, but this time Felicity ducks and grabs the leg of Hiroko and nails her with a spine buster. Now Felicity holds onto the legs of Hiroko and is tying her up with a sharpshooter!
C: Hiroko is aching in pain, but she is not tapping out. Does she even know what tapping out is?
F: The referee is checking to see if Hiroko will be giving it up. But she is shaking her head no. I guess our referee has leanred some of Hirokos language since last week.
C: Hiroko is slowly crawling to the ropes. But Felicity is still holding on tight with her sharpshooter. But then Maziar leans in, and grabs the hands of Hiroko and pulls her to the ropes. Felicity now has to break the hold.
F: She does, and Felicity sure looks frustrated. Now the referee is yelling to Maziar for what he just did. They are lucky Hiroko isn't disqualified, but no one wants this match to end in a disqualification.
C: As Hiroko is making it to her feet behind the referee, Felicity runs off the rope, and leaps in the air for an attempted flying forearm. But Hiroko ducks, and Felicity nails the referee from behind and knocks him out of the ring. Referee Neil is down and out.
F: Now Hiroko grabs Felicity from behind, and lifts her up to drop her on her head for a german suplex. But Felicty moves with the momentum and lands on her feet behind Hiroko. Hiroko doesn't even know Felicty has landed on her feet, but then Felicity grabs her from behind, and there is the Unprettier!
C: Felicity makes a cover ... but there is no one there to make the count.
F: That has got to be at least a 5 count ... or even a 6 or 7! But Referee Neil is still down on the outside. And ... oh no ... Maziar is climbing up on the apron, and headed to the inside of the ring. This doesn't look good for Felicity.
C: Hey! Vien has just grabs the ankle of Maziar to stop him from climbing into the ring. Maziar then gives her a kick that causes her to let go.
F: But now Felicty runs into the corner, and springboards off the second turnbuckle, and nails Maziar in the chest with a srping board dropkick, knocking him off of the apron. Now he will not be a factor.
C: Are you sure? Hiroko is up, and uses this distraction and runs in and attempts to nail Felicity with the Ryu-ken.
F: But Felicty moved! And Hiroko misses and ends up straddling the second rope. Felicity then grabs her, and plants her with a DDT! Felicity is now climbing to the top rope, and the crowd are going wild. They are loving this match ... or the fact that Vixen is up ... and is removing her top?
C: WHAT? YES! YES! YES!
F: Calm down Jack, she is wearing a striped shirt in underneath. It looks like Felicity has apointed Vixen as a referee for tonight.
C: DARNIT! That tease. Vixen climbs into the ring, and Felicty stands on the top rope. Then she jumps in the air, and lands on Hiroko with a shootig star Press!
F: Vixen with a count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Felicity has done it! She has become the womans champ of UCW. What a great match this was here tonight. We will be back with the Special XWC World Title Match.
After the UCW Returns from commercial the lights in the arena suddenly flicker off and a bright blue search light bursts out from the rafters sweeping the audience from side to side until it sets up onto the big screen over the entryway where a UCW Logo bursts into flames and is slowly replaced by a barbwire covered XWC Logo as the PA System explodes into "Never Gonna Stop" By Rob Zombie.
Amidst a cloud of smoke and exploding pyro, The President of Xtreme Wrestling, Derek Krane steps out from behind the curtain and sweeps his gaze around the arena as Rupert Thorne and "Vicious" Vincent Cole stride out from behind him and make their way to the announce tables flanked by other XWC Ring Officials
Derek Krane smiles and begins walking down to the ring as Chris Rage, Ian Hicks, Vixen, John Bravo and Voodoo pour from behind the curtain and follow the XWC Owner into the Ring.
Derek Krane: Welcome Welcome Welcome. Bet you never, eeeeeeever thought you'd see me out here doing this did you. Now dont lie. Wow. Look at what passes for UCW fans these days....I'm suprised that the UCW still exists with you people supporting it.
Derek Krane: Aaaaaanyways, let me get straight ot the point. Now I know you people are all used to the pathetic attempts at wrestling from the likes of people like Mr. Bean and all that,, so you probably have never really seen a real hardcore wrestling match. But Tonight, as you can plainly see, the XWC, The Outcasts of Professional Wrestling have firmly taken over control of the UCW. Thats right folks, you are about to witness a real match, an Xtreme Wrestling Sanctioned, officaited and Commentated XWC World Title MAtch what do you think about that.
Derek Krane: Now I know you're used to seeing the likes of Mr. Bean....the former.*snicker* great Maziar Sardar and all that wrestling for the .UCW Title......so you dont really know what talent truly is....I mean look how you peoples great UCW squandered Chris Rage......Oh shut up...Its sad that thats the kind of respect that you give to the man who is the Flagship of the XWC Hardcore Division, the most hardcore wrestler in the entire professional wrestling world..........and what about Ian Hicks, another proming young man, fileld with talent, and what did you people do to him...nothing.....a man with his ability and you gave him nothing. Pathetic.
Derek Krane: And then people like Adam Lax, Poor guy. So full of himself, was given everything and yet, his ego didnt think it was enough.....well tonight folks, Adam Lax's reign as the XWC Flagship comes to an end because CHRIS BOSSWELL IS GONNA KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. Right here , in this ring, in an XWC Sanctioned match for the Xtreme Wrestling Championship. So without further ado......Mr. Taylor, If you please.
Garion Taylor - The following match is an XWC Sanctioned MAIN
EVENT for the Xtreme Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time,
weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Xtreme Championship title belt, Adam
Lax!!!
Vincent Cole: (putting on a headset) And here comes the traitor...look at
him, standing on the entryway not even moving, scared to come down to the ring
and face the people he betrayed.
Rupert Thorne: Well I dont blame him Cole, the XWC Contingent does not look to happy with him at this moment.
Vince Cole: They are just waiting for himt o come down so they can pounce on him and give the littel bastard what he deserves.
Rupert Thorne: One word Cole, Objectivity.
Vince Cole: Screw that. In my day we'd take a little punk like that and drag his ass down to the ring and beat him like a redheaded stepchild.
Rupert Thorne: Anyways....Derek Krane and the rest of the XWC are exiting the ring to allow the Champion in but they arent leaving.
Vince
Cole: Oh hell no. The XWC is doing exactly what it should. Surrounding the ring
in case the bastard tried to escape.
Garion Taylor - and his opponent,
weighing in at 234 pounds,The Former XWC Hardcore Champion, He's held the UCW
Hardcore and Internet Titles, Chris Bosswell!!!
["Anarchy in the UK" by The Sex
Pistols begins playing as Big Bad Boswell Rides down to the ring astride his
motorcycle]
Vincent Cole - Now here's a guy that knows what loyalty is, and
isnt afraid to take the fight to the enemy Thorny.
[They lockup. Big Bad
Bosswell sends Adam Lax to the corner of the ring. ]
Rupert Thorne - And
Bosswell starts this match off by sending the Champion into the
corner
[Chris Bosswell uses a running lariat to take The Outsyder down.
Bosswell leans down and begins yelling at Lax. Bosswell lifts the Outsyder to
his feet and drops him back down with a snap DDT]
Vincent Cole - That
running lariat was the hardest Lax has been hit since the doctors lined up to
take a whack at him when he was born..
[ Chris Bosswell covers Adam Lax
hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Adam Lax escapes.
]
Rupert Thorne - That could have been the end of the match.
Bosswell is certainly looking to make this a quick and painful match for Lax.
But you cant really count Lax out. He is the Champion after all and it takes
alot to become XWC Champion.
[ Bosswell hits Adam Lax
with the belly-to-belly suplex. Chris Bosswell lidts Lax back to his feet and
drops him back down with a powerful clothesline. Adam Lax throws Bosswell off
the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Bosswell quickly rolls to
his feet and send a swift kick to the groin. ]
Vincent Cole - Wow, hope Lax
wasnt planning on having kids. Looks like Bosswell was fantasizing about being a
punt kicker in the Superbowl again.
Rupert
Thorne: Doing what??? Concentrate Cole good god. this is the first XWC
Sanctioned match in a long time and you're off in la la land.
[ Chris Bosswell
grabs Adam Lax by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. The Outsyder gets hit
with a back heel kick. ]
Rupert Thorne - Adam Lax takes a
back heel kick.
[Adam Lax climbs to his feet. Adam Lax goes for a full nelson
faceslam but Chris Bosswell dodges the attack. and hits Adam Lax with an atomic
drop. Chris Bosswell grabs The Outsyder's arm, takes him down, and puts him in
the armbar. Jack Porter asks The Outsyder if he quits.
Rupert Thorne: Chris Bosswell going for an armbar submission. Look
at the way he's wrenching back on that arm.
Vince Cole: LAx looks like he's about to pass out. Look at his face, its all scrunched up like he sucked on a lemon.
Rupert Thorne: A what???
Vince Cole: A Lemon. You know when you taste soemthing sour and your face scrunches up and you get this...look on your face.
Rupert Thorne: Yes I know what happens when you eat a lemon Cole
Vince Cole: Then why did you just ask that. Sheesh...you alright Thorny? I think Alzhiemers is setting in a bit early
Rupert
Thorne: Just shut up and pay attention Cole.
[Adam Lax rises to his feet and
sending a shuffle side kick to the face of Chris Bosswell sending him flying
over the ropes.]
Rupert Thorne: Wow. Bosswell just went flying over the ropes. Adam LAx caught him completely by suprise with that one.
Vince Cole: Yeah but it looks like Lax is in for a suprise too. The XWC just flooded the Ring while Referee Jack Porter climbs out of the ring to check on Bosswell.
Rupert Thorne: Adam Lax has no chance int he ring right now. The Entire XWC contingent is just ganging up on him and beating him senseless. This is taking retribution to far in my opinion.
Vince Cole: Oh give it up Thorny. Lax deserves this and you know it. He was the XWC champion and he turned his back on us. Do you want a man like that Representing you?
Rupert Thorne: Thats not the point Cole.
Vince Cole: Oh yes it is....just admit it. He deserves to get beat within an inch of his life.
Rupert Thorne: Whatever Cole. Bosswell is back on his feet and the XWC just fed Lax to him. LAx just got lifted up almost unconscious and tossed over the ropes to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
[Chris Bosswell sets Adam Lax up and DDTs him into the concrete. Bosswell sends The Outsyder into the ring and follows in after him . Bosswell stands over Lax and punches The Outsyder repeatedly while the XWC contingent cheer him on. Chris Bosswell lifts Adam Lax to his feet and bounces him off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]
Rupert Thorne: This isnt even a wrestling match Cole. This is just a plain out and out beating.
Vince Cole: Hell yeah it is. Lax is being punished in front off all these hick UCW fans. Its also a special message to all the UCW losers in the back. This is what happens when you cross paths witht he XWC.
[Jack Porter pulls Bosswell away from Lax and begins berating him. Vixen slides into the ring with a chair in her hand. Adam Lax slowly rises to his feet only to catch a chairshot in the back of his head.]
Rupert Thorne: Oh my god!! Vixen just cracked the Outsyder a good one with that Chair. She cut him wide open with that one.
Vince Cole: Well I'll be, his blood is red. I'd have thought that it would have come out yellow...oh wait, that comes out of a different place.
Rupert Thorne: Thats disgusting Cole.
Vixen lifts the legs ofThe Outsyder and spreads them open.. The Queen of Darkness looks around at the crowd lifts her hand up, clenches a fist and drops down with all her weight and drives her fist between the legs of Adam Lax]
Vince Cole: I bet after that everytime LAx even thinks about having kids he drops to his knees in pain.
[Vixen begins laughing as she begins continueally stomping her foot into Adam Lax. Jack Porter turns around and runs over and orders Vixen out of the ring]
Vince Cole: Spoilsport.
[Bosswell stomps Lax back down to the mat as he begins to rise again
before lifting him to his feet. Adam Lax gets hit with a fisherman suplex
Bosswell. Derek Krane yells to Chris Bosswell who lifts Lax to his feet againa
nd sends him into the corner. Bosswell lifts Lax to the Turnbuckle and nails him
with a Move he calls Against All Authority....a German Suplex off the Top Rope
Chris Bosswell goes for a pin. Jack Porter counts. ...1 ...2 ...3
]
Rupert Thorne - Bosswell has won the match! Chris Bosswell has
just become the XWC World Champion.
Vince
Cole: After a long Road Chris Bosswell proved to the XWC, Derek Krane and the
World that he has indeed arrived. And with a Top Rope German Suplex, Adam Lax
got what was coming to him
Garion Taylor - The winner of
this match, and new Xtreme Championship, Chris Bosswell!!!
Rupert Thorne: Look at that. As Bosswell Raises the XWC Championship belt above his head, the XWC floods into the ring to congratulate him. This is definately a well earned victory for Chris Bosswell.
Vince Cole: Yes it is Thorny. Bosswell climbed the ladder step by step, made a name for himself and took the gold. But look at this...Derek Krane doesnt seem quite satisfied......
Rupert Thorne: Oh no...this is just going to far. The XWC Contingent is now again beating an already bruised bloody and battered Adam Lax. This is just unfair. Theres no cause for this Cole.
Vince Cole: Of course there is Thorny. Like I said earlier, this is what happens when you screw with the XWC. This is what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you. You get taken out behind the woodshed and beaten within an inch of your life.....or in Lax's case within an inch of what passes for your life.
Rupert Thorne: Now Krane and the XWC are leaving the ring in celebration as EMT's rush out to tend to Lax. He's going to need serious medical attention after this.
Vince Cole: Must I repeat myself. He deserves it damn it. Oh well....look at it this way, this proves how committed the XWC is to taking to fight to the UCW. Xtreme Wrestling is definately ready for its return PPV on the 3rd of November......UCW ......consider yourself warned.