F: Welcome to UCW Fury folks. This is a very special Fury we have here, one that will feature only one match. But it is the much anticipated Hardcore Title Cage Match. I am James Fairbanks, and next to me as usual, is Jack Creed.
C: This should be a very brutal cage match. I can't wait. All the wrestlers are in the ring, and our ringside Anita Peters is announcing the names of these wrestlers.
A: Ladies and gentlemen. This match will be featured with elimination rules. The wrestlers in this match are Ickeez, Chris Rage, Ian Hicks, Bob Collins, Jester, Ringmaster, Spike Roberts, Ace of Spades, Texas Brawler, Niles, Gay Bandit, and Sam the Man.
C: With that many people in this one ring, and held in by this cage, things are fixing to get really crowded. The Cage doors will only be opened to allow eliminated wrestlers to head back to the back stage area. And there are several carts of weapons around the ring, and I am sure that under the ring there are many things hidden as well.
F: I think an advantage would have to go to the guys like Spike Roberts and Ace of Spades, or Ringmaster and Jester. I am sure these two teams will be using their team work to their advantage to hopefully for one of them to walk out with the UCW Hardcore title.
C: The bell rings, and already all the wrestlers have clustered in the middle of the ring. So far no one has paired off, and punches and kicks are just being thrown at what ever moves.
F: So far it looks to be the two big men, Niles and Texas Brawler who seem to have any sort of advantage. They are just knocking people off of them like flies.
C: Niles has been the Hardcore Champion here in UCW before, when he beat Thommy Siema and the Gay Badnit a while back. This is the first we seen of Niles in a while. And he looks great, as he nails Bob Collins with a hard headbutt. The Gay Bandit then jumps onto the back of Niles, but the much more powerful Niles simply grabs him and tosses him off.
F: Texas has a hold of half of the tag team champions Ace of Spade by the hair, and throws him to the corner and knees Ace in the gut several times. There is some bad blood between Ace and Texas after these two have met at last weeks Turmoil.
C: The current Hardcore Champion Ickeez is choking the XWC Hardcore Champion Chris Rage on the ropes. Ickeez has sure got his work cut out for him if he expects to walk out of here with his hardcore title still intact.
F: Ringmaster and Jester are working a double team on Spike Roberts. Smart strategy by RM and Jester to be working together in this match.
C: And on the outside, Ian Hicks, and newcomer Sam the Man are fighting it out. Which is pretty smart of them, cause falls can count anywhere in these hardcore match ups, and in the ring there is always the chance of some one stopping your three count, or even attacking you. Sam is new to UCW, but is there any relation between him and former UCW Wrestler Dan the Man?
F: For his sake, I should hope not. Back in the ring, we see the two former Hardcore Champions Niles and Gay Bandit fighting it out. Bandit is delivering several punches to Niles, but doesn't even seem to be phasing him. While Bob Collins is on the outside and seems to be searching for a certain weapong from one of the many carts of weapons that are positioned around ringside.
C: Badnit runs off the ropes, and attempts to floor the much bigger Niles with a clothesline, but nothing still seems to be working. Bandit runs off again, but this time Niles catches him with both hands by the throat. Niles piks Bandit up ... but then Collins runs back in, and nails Niles from behind with a kendo stick.
F: This causes Niles to drop Bandit, who then runs over to the corner where Jester and Ringmaster are taking turns pummeling on Spike Roberts. Jester is standing on the second rope punching on Spike, but then Bandit grabs him by the pants and pulls him off. But this causes Ringmaster to retaliate against Bandit with a round house kick.
C: Ickeez whips Chris Rage into the ropes, but then Rage holds on while Ickeez waits to catch him with a power slam. Then suddenly, Texas Brawler runs out from his corner from where he was wearing down Ace of Spades, and catches Rage in the face with a big boot, that sends Rage over the top rope.
F: Then Ickeez rushes in to attack Brawler, but Brawler catches him, and flips Ickeez over the top and to the floor with Rage.
C: Also on the outside, we see Sam the Man has Ian Hicks hurt and leaning against the ring post. Sam reaches in under the ring, and pulls out a lead pipe. He swings that pipe hard at the head of Hicks, but Hicks moves, and Sam nails the ring post hard with the pipe.
F: Hicks then grabs Sam, and plants him on the concrete with a DDT. Hicks makes the first cover of the night ... 1 ... 2 ... but no, amazingly, Sam the Man was able to kick out. Very impressive.
C: Jester is holding onto the Gay Bandit, while Ringmaster climbs back in the ring with a steel chair. He winds up, and prepares to nail Bandit with it, but Bandit ducks, and RM nails Jester with it, who then topples to the outside.
F: RM looks shocked, and looks to the outsideto make sure Jester is ok. Suddenly Bandit grabs him, and plants him with a face first headlock. Bandit then stands over RM ... and what is he going for? I don't like that look he's got. Oh no, not that!
C: Yes! That! Bandit holds his arms out and starts shaking, and begins top hop across the ring on one foot. And then he does the Worm across the ring to Ringmaster.
F: Bandit swings his arms and prepares to chop RM across the neck, but then right before he does, Spike Roberts grabs him, turns him around, and then nails Bandit with the Teen Spirit! I guess Spike hates that move to.
C: Spike covers Bandit ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! We have our first elimination of this match up.
F: First person gone, but still 11 left. We see Bob Collins nails Niles hard with his kendo stick, and that sends Niles to the outside. But even then, Niles still lands on his feet, but looks to be stunned, and busted open.
C: Collins climbs out to the ring apron, and prepares to jump off and nail Niles with the Kendo stick again to finish him off. But now Ace of Spades is up, and as Collins pulls back Ace grabs the stick from him. Collins turns around, but then is nailed with the same kendo stick he himself brought into this match.
F: Collins falls off the apron, and into the arms of Niles. Niles picks him up in a gorilla press position, and then throws Collins head first into the side of the cage like a dart! Oh my God! The wall of the cage came down! Niles just through Bob Collins head first THROUGH the cage. The wrestlers now have a way out of the cage. Now things are set to get very interesting.
C: Collins has got to be hurt after that. Niles makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Now Bob Coliins is gone.
F: Two gone, and ten to go. Ickeez, who grabs a 2x4 from the bin of weapons comes over, and nails Niles across the back hard with it before Niles is even up from covering Collins.
C: And now Chris Rage and Ian Hicks are stomping on Sam the Man. Hicks even grabs a cheese grater, and is slicing it across the forehead of Sam. I love this type of action. Blood is now gushing from the head of Sam the Man.
F: While Hicks is doing that, Rage pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up. Hicks picks Sam up, and prepares to position Sam on the table. But Sam blocks, and slams Hicks face first into the table.
C: Rage then tries to attack Sam, but Sam ducs, and then grabs Rage and slams him face first into the side of the cage. Sam is now grinding the head of Rage in the side of the cage, and causing him to bleed.
F: In the ring, Spike is holding onto Ringmaster, while Ace is nailing RM across the back with the kendo stick. Then a bloody Jester crawls into the ring, but then he is met bu a shot from the kendo stick by Ace.
C: Suddenly, Texas Brawler, who has just been watching the action for the past while runs in and nails Spike with a clothesline that sends Spike through the rops to the outside.
F: Ace then tires to nail Brawler with the kendo stick, but then Brawler kicks him in the gut, and grabs Ace and tosses him to the outside as well.
C: Brawler then leans over to pick up Jester, but then Jester nails him with a low blow. Jester then grabs Brawler, and goes for an Acid Drop in the corner. But then Brawler shoves Jester off, and Jester flies off and crashes through the table that Rage had set up.
F: Ringmaster is slowly getting to his feet, but then Brawler grabs him and pouts RMs head between his legs. Brawler picks him, up, and there is the Jackknife Powerbomb. Texas covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Now Ringmaster is gone.
C: Now we are down to nine. Jester is laying on the wreckage of a table on the outside, Ickeez is choking Niles out with a wooden 2x4, Spike Roberts and Ace of Spades are being knocked off the ring apron as soon as they are up by Texas Brawler, and Sam the Man has just been nailed in the back of the head with a cookie sheet by Ian Hicks, while he was working on Chris Rage.
F: Hicks takes Sam, and takes him to the outside of the cage, and slams him on the announce table right in front of us. Then Sam with an elbow to the ribs of Hicks, and tosses him across the table in front of us.
C: Rage runs in, but Sam catches him with a backbody drop onto the concrete. But now to get away Sam has started a climb to the rope of the cage. You just had to know it would come to this eventually.
F: Rage and Hicks are both following Sam up there. But as each tried to make it to the top, they duck so to avoid getting knocked off by a stiff boot to the face by Sam.
C: Ickeez, then seeing what is happening on top the cage, decides he doesn't want to be left out, and head up to the top as well. He climbs up on the other side of the ring, and Sam sees him, and tries to run over to meet him.
F: Sam and Ickeez make a dash for each other, and Ickeez nails Sam with a clothesline. And this allows Hicks and Rage to ake it to the top, and they catch Ickeez with a double clothesline of their own.
C: Jester is up to his feet, and manages to make it to the still down Niles. Jester makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Niles kicks out.
F: Jester heads to the cart of weapons, and picks out a barb wire baseball bat. He goes to nail Niles with it, but Niles catches his arm and then kicks Jester in the stomach.
C: Niles picks Jester up on his shoulders, and goes to ram him head first into the cage like he did to Collins earlier. But Jester blocks and grabs a hold of the cage, and holds on, and begins a climb to the top. But Niles starts to climb up after Jester.
F: In the ring, Spike climbs to the apron, but jumps down before Texas Brawler can nail him. Spike then grabs the feet of Brawler. Brawler reaches down, and grabs Spike by the head and begins to pull him into the ring. But now Ace runs in the nails Brawler in the back with a steel chair.
C: Spike then grabs the head of Brawler, and jumps from the apron choking Brawler on the top rope. Then as Brawler turns around, Ace nails him with a spin kick. Ace makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Texas kicks out.
F: Ace keeps trying to wear Texas down, while Spike manages to find another table from under the ring. Spike slides teh table into the ring, and then Ace tries to nail Brawler with a Tornado DDT onto it. But Brawler blocks, and drops Ace crotch first onto the top rope. He then elbows Ace and sends him to the outside.
C: Brawler then grabs Spike as he is headed back int the ring, and whips him across the ring, and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
F: Now Texas grabs the table, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He then grabs Spike, and he looks like he is about to Jackknife him through it. But then as he picks Spike up, Ace is back in, and nails Texas with a chair to the back, which causes Brawler to drop Spike.
C: Ace nails Brawler with the chair in the head again, but Brawler still doesn't go down. Spike grabs another chair nd comes in, and him and Ace nails Texas Brawler with a con-chair-to. Brawler then falls onto the table.
F: Now Spike and Ace head for opposite corners. This doesn't look good for Brawler. Then Spike and Ace both jump off, and Ace with a frog splash, and Spike with a guilotine leg drop sending Texas Brawler through the table!
C: They both cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Texas Brawler is gone from the match.
F: Eight people are left. And on top of the cage, we have six of them fighting it out. And now it looks like Ace and Spike will be heading to the top.
C: That is eight people up there! The top of that cage can't be mean to handle that weight. Even from the big man Niles alone. And it has got to be real crowded up there now that Spike and Ace have made it up.
F: Chris Rage is kneeling over Ickeez and is punching him in the head. It looks as if Ickeez has been reopened from when he was shot in the face with a staple gun last week by Rage.
C: Sam the Man comes over and kicks Rage in the face, and knocks him off of Ickeez. They are looking real close to that edge. And so are Ace and Spike who are now working a double team on Ian Hicks.
F: In the middle of the cage, Niles and Jester are nailing on each other. There is a huge dip in the roof where Niles is standing.
C: Jester is trying to bring Niles down. His punches don't do much good, but then he nails him with a low blow. Now this has Niles hurt.
F: Niles is bent over, and Jester goes for the Lights Out! But Niles dodges, and then catches Jester by the throat. Niles picks him up ... AND CHOKE SLAMS JESTER THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CAGE!
C: Jester is hurt in the middle of the ring. But Niles isn't done yet. He looks down at Jester, and then leaps down from the roof with the Sexy Butler! He lands on Jester and a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Now Jester has been eliminated.
F: Spike and Ace Try to throw Ian Hicks off the top of the cage as well, but Hicks manages to stop himself at the edge. Ace runs in, but Hicks catches him with an inverted back breaker. Then Spike comes over, but Hicks catches him for a hip toss, and nearly sends Spike over the side, but Ace holds on. But he is now hanging off by his fingers.
C: Hicks stomps on the fingers of Spike, but Spike is still holding on for his life. But then Ace comes back over, and picks up Ian fr a belly to back suplex. But Ian reverses momentum in the air, and lands on his feet. Ace turns around, and Ian Hicks catches him with the nrink of Insantity! Ian Hicks with a cover 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ian Hicks has eliminated Ace of Spades.
F: Sam and Rage are slugging each other near the other edge of the cage. Sam is teetering on the edge and about to fall backwards, and Rage is still punching on him. Rage then is about to nails him with another hard punch, but then Sam dodges and now Rage is about to fall off also.
C: Rage and Sam both grab each other, and mage to right themselves. They just did that for survival there. They look at each other not knowing what to do.
F: But then Ickeez rushes over and surprises them both with a shove! Both Chris Rage and Sam the Man fall off at once, and both crash through the Hindu announce table!
C: Both men look to be out. But wait, the way they are laying. Sam's arm is over the chest of Rage. The referee does a count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Chris Rage has been eliminated, but I doubt him or Sam even knows it.
F: Spike is climbing down the side to escape from being stomped by Ian Hicks. But waiting for him on the floor is Niles. Niles then punches Spike in the kidneys, and then grabs Spike so that Spike is sitting on his shoulders.
C: Niles is looking around, and he is looking at the Polish announce table. He walks over, and it looks like he is about to drop Spike through it. But Spike turns around, and manages to surprise Niles with a frankensteiner on the concrete. Spike with a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... no, Spike couldn't hold onto him.
F: On the top, Ickeez and Hicks are fighting it out. These two are two of the favorites to bring this match home. They are very close to the hole in the roof made by Niles earlier.
C: Hicks floors Ickeez with a clothesline, but Ickeez manages to hold onto the side, and land on his feet in the ring. He is now calling for Hicks to get down there also. But Ian is hesitating, cause he knows he doesn't want Ickeez to catch him off guard when he climbs down.
F: But wait, Sam the Man is making it o his feet, and struggling to the inside of the ring. He climbs in, and then kicks Ickeez from behind. Sam now stomps on Ickeez, and now Ian Hicks climbs down and in the ring.
C: On the outside of the cage, Spike has climbed up on the announce table, and dives off with a cross body on Niles. But Niles catches him and power slams him on the concrete. Niles covers ... 1 ... 2 ... but Spike kicks out.
F: Niles can't belive it. He then heads into the cage and grabs some stairs from the ring, and now holds them over his head to nail Spike with them. But then Spike with a drop kick, kicks the stairs into the face of Niles. Niles falls back, and the stars crash on his head, Spike coveres ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! After an impresive return, Niles has been eliminated.
C: Now to the final four. Spike hads back to the ring, where Ian Hicks has just sprinkled a bag of thumbtacks he grabbed from one of the weapon crates. He signals for Sam to drop Ickeez onto them.
F: Sam picks Ickeez up, and it loks like he is going to get Ickeez onto them with a running powerslam. But Ickeez shoves off of his, and when Sam turns around Ickeez kicks him in the gut. He then grabs Sam and suplexes him onto the tack himself. Sam is screaming in pain.
C: Spike then hits the ring, and kicks Ickeez in the stomach. He sets Ickeez for the Teen Spirit ... but Ickeez shoves Spike off and into Ian, who catches Spike with a forearm to the head. Spike head back to Ickeez, who picks him up and then nails the Psycotica. Ickeez covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! After a great showing, Spike is finally done.
F: Sam is managing to make it to his feet, and now Ickeez and Ian are punching it out. Sam runs over and nails Hicks with a kick to the stomach. He then shoves Hicks to the corner, and him and Ickeez stomp on Hicks.
C: Sam and Ickeez rush to the other corner. And Sam whips Ickeez in to Hicks for a spear. But Ian moves and Ickeez crashes shoulder first into the ring post. The Sam runs in, but Ian nails him with a spin kick. Sam and Ian are up, but then Ian nails the Brnk of Insanity on Sam. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Now we are down to two.
F: Now Ian grabs Ickeez, and goes for a Brink of Insanity on him. But Ickeez holds onto the ropes and Ian can't get him down.
C: Ian punches on Ickeez, and leads him over to the remaining thumb tacks. He tries to throw Ickeez on them, but Ickeez blocks. Ian knees him, and tries to clothesline Ickeez so he falls on them. But Ickeez catches Ian and nails a Spine buster onto the thumbtacks. Ickeez covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! This match is over. Ickeez has survived great odds, and has won this match up and kept his hardcore title.
F: A good showing by everybody. We will see you next week at the Pay Per View.