Fairbanks:Welcome to UCW: Fury. Lets not waste any time with our first match!!! Simon Azmodius is ready to take on Spike Roberts right here right now! Mario calls for the bell and this match is underway.The wrestlers meet in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow tie-up.Spike with an arm drag takedown on Simon.Azmadious agrily gets back to his feet and again the two men meet in a collar and elbow tie-up.Simon this time with the arm drag takedown but Spike hangs on taking Azmodious over and Spike up with an arm bar.

 

Creed:So far this match has been Roberts type match.It's going to be hard for Azmodious to beat him at this game so he might want to try something different.

 

F:Roberts isn't going to give him much of a chance as he is back to a vertical base and drives several hard elbows into the shoulder of Azmdious.Roberts know with a wrist lock.Roberts steps over Azmodious' arm and then grapevines it with his leg.Roberts tucks his shoulder and rolls causing Azmodious to flip onto his back.

 

C:Pretty,but where's the blood.We want blood!

 

F:Quiet,or I'll give you blood,your own.

 

C:OH,somebody help me,James Fairbanks is threatening me and I am soooooooo scared.

 

F:Ass.

 

C:Mamas boy,get back to doing your job before,,,,,,,,,

 

F:Before what?

 

C:Before,,,,,,,,before,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,let me get back to you on that one.

 

F:Whatever.Robets still has the wristlock applied but is too close to the ropes as Azmodious gets a leg over the bottom rope and the ref calls for the break.Both men are up and they go for a tie-up but Azmodius puts a knee into Roberts mid-section,driving the air from Spikes lungs.Azmodious takes advantage of a dazed Spike Roberts with a big knee lift to the jaw that sends Roberts to the mat.

 

C:About time he started doing something,maybe he'll piss Roberts off and we'll actually have a good match.

 

F:Not every match has to be one of excessive violence and bloodshed. A nice clean technical match can be good too.

 

C:No it can't.

 

F:Can too.

 

C:What would you know about it you sissy?

 

F:This.

 

{Fairbanks picks up a two by four and knocks out Creed with it.}

 

F:That's better.Now where were we,ah yes.Azmodious has Roberts draped over the ropes choking him with them.Mario moves in to break up the illegal choke.The ref is getting an earful from Azmodious as he picks up Roberts and runs him head first into the turn-buckle.Roberts falls backwards and Amodious moves in with another choke hold.Mario pulls Azmodious off Spike and the two get in an arguement in the center of the ring.Azmodious shoves the ref who shoves him back then threatens to disqualify him.The two men continue to argue unaware of Roberts sneaking up behind Azmodious.Roberts with an atomin drop on the unsuspecting Azmodious.Spike turns Azmodioius around and levels him with a lariat.Spike has Simon up and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a running forearm.Azmodious is slumpeed in the corner as Roberts starts to pound away at him.Roberts is clearly upset and is taking it out on Azmodious.The ref moves in to pull Spike off Azmodious.Mario is warning Roberts who doesn't want to seem to listen.Behind the backs of the two Azmodious pulls something from his tights and comes up behind Roberts who has the refs attention.Azmodious with a blow to the back of Roberts head with whatever he pulled from his tights and Roberts falls to the canvas unconscious.Azmodious quickly throws the illegal object into the crowd before the ref see it then rolls Spike over and makes the cover.Mario moves in,1,2,3 and this match is won by Simon Azmodious.Not a clean victory and when Roberts comes to and reviews the tapes of this match.He could look for some payback with Mr.Azmodious but we will have to see.

 

C:OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my head,what happened?

 

F:Simon Azmodious pulled something out of his tights and used it to beat Spike Roberts.

 

C:Not that you ass,I am talking about me,what happened to me?

 

F:Oh,that,some fan threw something from the stands and it hit you in the head,probably that two by four that's laying at your feet.

 

C:Why I,if I find out who did this,I'LL KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

F:While Jack Creed tries to get his head sorted,let the rest of us watch these scenes from the upcoming ABC After School Special"Bobby's Song"a poignant tale of a teen and his tragic,downward spiral in live caused by his addiction to Danger Mouse.

JACKAL AND PHOENIX vs PSYCHO CIRCUS

(Non Title Tag Match)

Fairbanks: Well what a night it has been so far! Who could have predicted the outcome of that last match?

Creed: It was truly surprising....but in any case, its time for our main event!!!!!

F: Indeed, the tag team champions Psycho Circus are going to tangle with the combined might of the World Champion and the Women's champion. There are no titles on the line in this match, but still plenty at stake!

C: Yeah...right.....

F: Feel the energy!!!!!

C: Feel my fist.....

F: Well in any case, you've gotta believe that whatever the Ringmaster had planned for this match has had to be changed because of toXin being cleared to return to action. In fact, there are rumors that the Ringmaster ordered extra security outside the building to prevent Ultimatum and Kev Mania from entering the building.

C: They're just rumors.... I'd be surprised if toXin went anywhere near the Psychos after what they did to them......

F: Well, speaking of everyone's favorite tag team, the Circus are on their way to the ring, the Ringmaster standing between them looking very confident.....

C: He's obviously aware of the significant weight difference between the two teams.....

F: Yep, the difference is staggering, but Phoenix and Jackal do have an advantage when it comes to speed, so as long as they dont get into a slug fest with these two monsters, I think they'll be able to hold their own.....

C: I think Phoenix would just rather hold Jackals....

F: eurgh!!!! Anyway, Jackal and Phoenix are running down the ramp now, eager to get this match started. Myers and Voorhees immediately go to knock them down with clotheslines, but Jackal and Phoenix duck...rebound....and deliver stereo flying clotheslines to the Circus, taking them down..... Jackal immediately springs back off another rope and hits a flying senton on Myers. Cover by Jackal 1..kickout by Myers......

C: Phoenix and Voorhees have both retreated to their corners, an energetic start by the smaller team.....

F: Jackal waits for Myers to make it back to his feet, then dropkicks him back onto the ropes. Jackal hits a few right hands, then goes for an Irish whip, Myers counters....Jackal rebounding off the ropes, cartwheeling over Myers on the rebound and hitting a reverse DDT. The Ringmaster shakes his head as Jackal covers for the 1..2...kickout by Myers.

C: Jackal's pulling out all the stops here.....

F: Jackal goes for another rebound attack, but Myers throws a huge clothesline which takes the rabid dog straight off his feet and to the mat. Myers stamps Jackal into the floor before standing on his neck. The ref forces him to back off, and Myers makes the tag to Voorhees, who immediately floors the recovering Jackal with a big boot. Cover by Voorhees 1..2..kickout by the World Champion....

C: The Psychos are assuming control now. They are more experienced as a team than Jackal and Phoenix, and they're making that fact clear!

F: The Ringmaster cackles from ringside as Voorhees lifts Jackal into a military press, before dropping him neck first onto the top rope. Jackal staggers off the ropes holding his neck, and Voorhees throws him up into the air for a powerbomb, but Jackal slips off the top and tags in Phoenix, who levels Voorhees with a dropkick to the back of the head. Voorhees trembles forward into the ropes, and Phoenix rolls him up with a school boy...1..2..kickout by Voorhees.

C: Surely that should be school girl?

F: Since when did you become politically correct?

C: Since Dylan Cole locked me in a cell with Gay Bandit.....

F: I don't want to really know the rest.....Voorhees gets back to his feet and goes to clothesline Phoenix, but the vivacious vixen drops him with a leg trip variant, then goes to work on the legs. She's trying to keep Voorhees grounded so he can't use his superior power....a good tactic being employed by the women's champion....

C: But the ringmaster distracts the referee and it allows Myers to come in and kick Phoenix's face in....

F: Myers exits the ring, but he's left the now limping Voorhees with an advantage. Voorhees lifts Phoenix into the air and delivers a snake eyes on the turnbuckle, then hits a splash in the corner knocking the air out of the fiery redhead. Voorhees tags in Myers who continues the assault, before Voorhees locks Phoenix up in a full nelson. Myers delivers some shots to her face, then Voorhees drives her into the canvas with a Full nelson slam....

C: Looks like Jackal's had enough!!!!

F: Jackal leaps onto the top rope, then springs into a hurracanrana, taking down Voorhees and forcing him out of the ring. Myers sees his friend in trouble and clotheslines Jackal in revenge, but Phoenix uses the distraction to climb to the top rope and hit a missile dropkick. Myers catches her in midair though and slams her neck first into the mat. He laughs sickly and turns his back to talk to the Ringmaster, not seeing Phoenix and Jackal both spring to their feet behind him!

C: Big mistake to turn your back on opponents like them!!!!

F: Phoenix signals to Jackal and goes down on one knee...setting her hands in a cup. Jackal rebounds off the ropes, puts his foot on her hand and Phoenix throws him upwards. He flips over Myers back and nails a modified diamond cutter, taking the monster down. Phoenix makes the legal cover 1...2...ringmaster puts Myers foot on the rope! The ref didn't see the interference but stops the count for the rope break!!!!

C: Jackal isnt too happy though, he's going after the ringmaster!!!!!

F: Jackal slides under the bottom rope and chases the Ringmaster, who sprints away as fast as possible. Voorhees sees his master in trouble and runs to assist, but Jackal is well ahead of him and leaps up on to the ring apron, and sticks his tongue out at Voorhees!

C: Cocky bastard!!!!!

F: Voorhees chases Jackal into the ring but is quickly cut down by Phoenix and a spinning wheel kick. Myers sees Jackal celebrating and boots him in the face, then chokeslams him to the mat....Phoenix turns and gets caught by the throat....if Myers can hit this chokeslam then....HEY!!!!!

C: The lights have gone out!!!!!! And is this......

F: It's "Intoxication" by Disturbed!!!! Does this mean what I think it does???? 

C: Well, the lights have come back up and nothings changed? Could this have been a distraction tactic????

F: I think so.... Voorhees, the referee and the Ringmaster are all staring towards the entrance ramp....but from behind!!!!!! Two figures in hoodies!!!!!!! Is it them????

C: Can't tell! Their hoods are up.....

F: The shorter of the two figures nails Myers with a right hand, and he drops Phoenix before backing into the second figure, who lifts him into his shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry....almost like a torture rack!!!!

C: Then he flips him over his shoulder and smashes him face first into the mat....no doubt about it!!! That's the Final Warning!!!!!!

F: That means....

C: TOXIN!!! TOXIN ARE HERE!!!!!!!

F: Ultimatum and Kev push back their hoods and gesture to the crowd!!!! The arena is on its feet!!!!

C: Voorhees turns and sees them, and goes for a double clothesline, but Ult and Kev both rolls back over the top rope and pull it down, sending the monster to the outside.

F: Myers is staggering back to his feet, and Jackal sees that the beast is weakened!!! He backs onto the ropes and nails the Howl From Beyond, and Phoenix makes the legal cover for the 1....2....3!!!! Jackal and Phoenix win the match!!!!!!

C: With a little help from toXin, but a win's a win!!!!!!

Winners: JACKAL AND PHOENIX

 

F: Ultimatum and Kev roll back into the ring and shake hands with the victors, raising their hands up high in celebration, but wait...someone is up on the titantron watching! It's Callisto!!!!!

C: What's she doing here?

F: Don't you remember? She challenged Ultimatum to a match earlier in the week....I think she wants his answer!!!!!!

Callisto: Ultimatum..... I'm tired of waiting for you..... and I assure you I don't like men who keep me waiting for what I want..... I appreciated your gift earlier in the week, but mind games do not turn me on. If you want me...you're gonna have to play dirty. So are you gonna cower before me like so many men before you, or are you gonna stand on your own two feet and take your punishment like a man?

F: Gift?

C: So it was toXin who sent her the knife?

F: It would certainly seem that way....as far as she's concerned at least! Well the eyes of everyone in the ring are on Ultimatum, who takes a microphone from the ring announcer.

C: What's he gonna say?

Ult: Me? Cower? Hey Callisto....BLOW ME B***H!!!!!!!!

F: Well.... I think that's a yes of some sort!!! It's certainly brought a psychotic smile to Callisto's face!!!!

C: Listen??? Is that an "Ulti!!" chant????

F: Yes! Hard though it is to believe this crowd is behind Ultimatum, something we haven't seen since the AWF days!!!!!

C: Well, what a night we've had!!!

F: Yes! And to top it all off Jackal and Phoenix have pulled off a win against the tag champions, toXin have gained a measure of revenge against the Psycho Circus, and we have a Hardcore Title match for the PPV!!!!!!

C: Things are really really heating up now!!!!

F: Well, until next time. I'm James Fairbanks

C: And I'm Jack Creed!!! Goodnight!!!!!!