F: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to UCW Saturday Fury. I am James Fairbanks, and sitting next to me is a very special guest commentator. Flown in all the way from his zoo in Austrailia, here is The Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin.
Steve: G'day UCW fans. It is great to be here. Me and Terry watch the UCW shows every week before we go out to round up those rowdy Crocs. When asked to be a guest commentator by Felicity, I was bloody honored.
F: That's great. We in UCW watch your show all the time to Steve. Before every event all of the wrestlers are gathered around a television in the back, and we pop in a tape of your show and everybody loves it.
S: Really?
F: Yes ... *shudder* I feel so dirty. Lets get to our first match of the night. Our tag team champions Spike Roberts and Ace of Spades will be defending shortly against former champion Shadow and his wife Vixen.
S: His wife? That is great, just like me and my wife Terry. We go out and hunt crocs together, and it is great to see this couple do what they do together. And that is inflict damage in the ring.
F: That is right, Vixen is currently the UCW Womans champion, but right now she is competing for some tag team gold. And who better a partner than Shadow, who has won literally every single mens championship in the UCW, even the Tag titles once before, with him and the Crazed Killer being the first ever UCW Tag Team Champions.
S: Lucky bloke. I'd call it a step up from the Crazed Killer to Vixen. In more ways than one.
F: Whoa, easy there Steve, I get enough of this when Jack Creed is here. I am welcome for the break from him here this week.
S: Sorry mate. Here come our challengers now, and I guess out next should be our tag team champion. I know a lot about Spike Roberts, in his debut match in UCW winning the Internet title at New Era, and in Ace's debut match him and Spike wining the tag titles against Ringmaster and Jester.
F: This should be interesting to, we haven't seen Spike since the hardcore cage match a couple weeks ago. He was scheduled to fight at 11th Hour, but injuries have prevented that.
S: Well Ace is coming out now, but I don't see Spike with him. Ace is looking around, he seems to be wondering also. Something is up rght now, but what?
F: Ace climbs into the ring and waits for Spike to come down. But so far nothing. The referee holds back Shadow and Vixen from attacking him.
S: Hey look at that. The Ultimate-tron is showing something. What is that?
F: The image clears ... that is Spike. Where is he and why isn't he down here? He is holding himself up with crutches. I think he is going to speak.
Spike: Greetings to all of you out there in UCW land. Especially to my old friend from the Kindred Vixen and even to my partner. I bet everyone there is wondering why I am not down there helping Ace get this win so we can keep our well deserved tag team titles. But sadly after something that happened in the hardcore cage match, that can't be happening.
F: What? What about the tag title match?
Spike: Now old on there Mr. Fairbanks. I know all of you UCW fans have paid good money to some and see some great UCW action. So I will not disapoint. As the Lt. Commish of UCW, I have fully authorized for my partner Ace to defend the titles by himself. Now enjoy.
F: What? The screen fades to black, and Ace of Spades looks as shocked as the rest of us. He turns around, and is right away attacked by a double team from Shadow and Vixen.
S: Crikey. Referee Mario has no choice but to ring the bell and to allow this. But how can Ace of Spades beat these two wrestlers by himself, let alone two well skilled wrestlers such as Shadow and Vixen.
F: They are kicking him to the corner and stomping away on him. Referee Mario is trying to restore some order, and makes Shadow stand on the ring apron until he is tagged in.
S: Then Vixen with some wicked chops to the chest of Ace. He has got to be stinging after that.
F: Now Vixen tags in her man Shadow. They whipe Ace to the other corner, then they both charge in, but then Ace gets both his feet up and kicks them both down.
S: Ace looks around, but there is no one for him to tag. He then picks up Vixen and tosses her through the ropes to the outside. Shadow is now getting to his feet, but then Ace knocks him down with a roundhouse kick.
F: Ace with a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but then Vixen is back in and clubs her arm across the back of Ace's head and stops the count.
S: She pummels on the back Ace and sets him up for a pile driver. But then Ace nails her hard in the stomach. Seems a little harsh for a lady like Vixen, but she has shown she has what it takes to compete with any man or woman in UCW.
F: Ace grabs the arms or Vixen and stands up. He has her set up for his finishing move, the Wild Card. There it is, and he nails that vertebreaker onto Vixen, a very painful move to say the least.
S: He could have this won, Ace covers ... 1 ... 2 ... but then Shadow grabs Ace's leg and pulls him off of Vixen. The numbers are just to much for Ace of Spades.
F: Shadow drops a knee onto the leg of Ace, while Vixen is being helped back to her corner. While the ref isn't looking Shadow pulls apart the legs of Ace and then nails him with a punch to the groin.
S: Crikey, that was uncalled for. Shadow makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but amazingly Ace is able to get his shoulder up. But how much more can this ripper have in him?
F: Well now Shadow brings him to his corner, and then makes a tag to Vixen. Vixen runs over to the other corner, and Shadow picks Ace up to the top rope.
S: Vixen climbs up in her corner and Shadow climbs up the other corner with Ace. He hooks Ace up, and then sends him scrashing down with a super-plex. Then Shadow rolls out of the way just as Vixen dives off her corner and nails Ace with a diving headbutt.
F: Vixen covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Now we have new UCW Tag Team Champions. To bad for Ace though, Shadow and Vixen were just to much for him by himself.
F: Wow, I am still surprised by what we have just seen, but now it is time for our main event. Our UCW World and Internet champions being made to team up and go against two of XWC's best.
S: What a match this should be, but Jackal and Jack Heart have never teamed with each other before, and have even went at it in the past. I have to give the advantage to the two Chris's.
F: A very interesting point. We have to wonder if they can co-exist. At least Rage and Boswell have showed unity before. But I am sure Jackal and the last remaining member of the Royal Family can put their differences aside so they can win this match. If there is anything these two must know about it is the desire to win.
S: Well now is there chance. Boswell and Rage are waiting in the ring, and here come the World and Internet champions now. To the surprise of everyone, they are actually coming out together.
F: They walk half way down the aisle, barely glancing at each other, then they make a run for the ring, and now they are exchanging punches with Boswell and Rage. There is no love lost since the last time these four have met at 11th hour in their own singles matches.
S: Jackal and Boswell are paired off, and so are Jack and Rage. Boswell has Jackal agaist the ropes, and goes to clothesline him over ... but Jackal catches him with a back body drop and flips Boswell to the outside. And Jack with a flury of punches then nails Chris Rage and sends him to the outside also.
F: Jackal and Jack both back up, and then back into each other in the middle of the ring. They turn around and then almost nail each other, but then stop themselves.
S: That was pure instinct there. Just like a mother croc guarding her nest against a nearby monitor lizard.
F: Nice analogy there Steve. Heart and Boswell head to their corners, while now Rage and Jackal are pairing off in the ring. Jackal then nails Rage with a kick to the stomach, and then a hard shot to the head. Rage gets whipped and crashes into the corner and then as he staggers out he is nailed with drop kick to the chest.
S: Jackal makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Rage kicks out. As Jackal is getting up, Jack reaches in and slaps Jackal on the back. I guess that is a tag.
F: Jackal gives Jack a hard glare as he steps out to the apron. Jack says something to Jackal, and then as he is distracted Rage gives Jack a push and Jack and Jackal's heads smack together. Rage with a school boy ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jack manages to kick out.
S: They shold be careful, that one moment of distraction almost cost Jack and Jackal the match.
F: Rage gets up and tags in Chris Boswell. Boswell comes in and whips Jack to the ropes, and then catches him on the rebound with an inverted atomic drop. Then Boswell runs off the ropes himself and decks Heart with a flying shoulder tackle.
S: Chris Boswell and Jack Heart know each other very well to. Both Rage and Boswell have been members of the Royal Family before but have left for various reasons.
F: Yeah, probably nothing to do with their "leader" Sir Richard Foxhunt being what he was.
S: You said it first James. Boswell covers Jack ... 1 ... 2 ... but Jackal comes in and with a kick to the face of Boswell stops the count.
F: The referee is now heading Jackal back to his corner, while behind him Rage comes in and him and Boswell work a double team on Jack. Boswell picks Jack up on his shoulder and Rage runs off the ropes and clotheslines Jack. Shades of the Hart Foundation right there. We are going old school here now folks.
S: Now Boswell heads back to the corner, and Rage stays in and locks Jack in a side headlock. There was no tag but the referee didn't see the switch. He questions Rage, but Rage denys any switch.
F: Jack struggles, and elbows Rage in the ribs, but Rage still holds on. But then Jack picks up Rage and flattens him with a belly to back suplex.
S: Now both Jack Heart and Chris Rage are down and reaching for their corners. Rage manages to crawl to Boswell and make the tag, and Boswell runs in and grabs the leg od Jack before he makes the tag.
F: Boswell pulls Jack out, but then Jack nails him with an eziguri. Boswell is down, and now Jack Heart makes the tag.
S: Jackal springs over the ropes and quickly catches Boswell with several stomps to the stomach. Now Rage runs in but Jackal catches him with a hip toss and knocks him down. This ripper is clearing house.
F: The referee is trying to retore order. But now Boswell is up and lunges at Jackal, but Jackal dodges and Boswell hits the referee and sends him flying to the outside. Oh well, he's out.
S: Now in comes Jack and he grabbed a steel chair from the outside. He comes in, and with a wild swing he nails Chris Rage in the head laying him out.
F: Boswell and Jackal are punching it out. Jack takes a swing aimed for the back of Boswell, but then Boswell moves and it is Jackal who gets laid out from the chair shot. Jack stands over Jackal and simply shrugs, he doesn't care what he has done.
S: Boswell then decks Jack in the back of the head and causes Jack to drop the chair while now the referee is climbing back into the ring. Boswell brings Ace to the corner and is setting him up for the Guilty by Association. But then Jack kicks Boswell in the face and causes him to step back.
F: Jack quickly climbs up to the top rope, and then jumps off and grabs Boswell and nails the Heart Breaker. Jack makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Jack Heart has won this match for his team, but the story here isn't over yet. We will see how this plays out over the next couple weeks.