James Fairbanks : Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to Saturday Fury! What a night will it be where Kelli Fox defends the Women’s championship against Buffy and Chris Boswell and the returning Adam Lax will take on Shadow and Vixen for tag team titles.

Jack Creed: Who cares about that? It’s all about Buffy and Kelli Fox...what do you think they are wearing now ? Eh, who is that guy making his way to the ring. Is he one of our new garbage men?

F: I have no idea and they are two other unknown guys in uniform behind them...does it say ‘Internet Police’ on them?

C: Eh, that is a nice 3 dollar police custom. Maybe I should get it for my son; too bad Halloween is long over.

Unknown guy :(grabbing a mic) IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR NAME WITHIN 7 DAYS I WILL REPORT YOU AND HAVE YOUR FED CLOSED DOWN. SO U HAVE 2 OPTIONS....

1: LEAVE IT AND GET YOUR FED CLOSED DOWN

2: CHANGE YOUR NAME WITH NO TROUBLE

C : There sure are lots of stupid people around...

F : Look...is that Maziar Sardar making his way to the ring? He holds a suit case, as our commissioner and a former businessman, it looks like he is here to solve this ‘problem’.

C : What the hell are they talking about? Sardar is showing them some papers...are like coming to an agreement?

F: It looks like it....they shake hands, but wait a minute....Maziar with a right hand that knocks down this unknown guy. The Internet Police charge to Maziar, but he smashes the suite case on their head and sends them both down.

C: Maziar gets out of the ring and is searching under it. He picks up a garbage can. He goes back to the ring. The unknown guy gets up and attempts to run, but Maziar gets him down again with a kick to back of the knee.

F: Maziar picks up the guy and puts him in the garbage can. Maziar picks up the garbage can and throws it out of the ring! Ouch, that must hurt! He is rolling the garbage can on the ramp and behind the curtain.

C: Here he is Maziar backstage...he opens the door to the parcking lot. He picks up of the other garbage can door and puts it on the one with this dude in it so he will not get away. Man, its not hard to stick skinny short people into garbage cans these days.

F: Maziar goes back to arena, leaving the garbage can out in the parking lot. Woah! Is that a garbage truck? Ironically, this is the time that they pick up the garbage!

C: Hahahaha! The garbage man throws all the garbage cans, including the one that Maziar brought ... change your name now! Hahahah!


Shadow & Vixen vs. Chris Boswell & Adam Lax

UCW Tag Team Title Match

F: Welcome back to Fury folks. After that bit of an inconveniance was dealt with, now we have us a tag team title match up.

C: I'd say we should get right to the Womans match, but then again, Vixen is in this match, so I guess I can call that a bit of a preview.

F: Let's hear the introductions. Take it away Anita.

A: Ladies and gentleman, this next tag title match up is scheduled for one fall. Coming out first, weighing in at 241 pounds, and standing at 6'3", here is Adam Lax. And his partner, weighing at 246 pounds, and standing at 6'4" is Chris Boswell. Together, they are the Rebellion.

C: Rebellion? Wasn't that the name of that group led by the Kid, who got their asses kicked by Ravnos at New Era?

F: I think so Jack. "Hells Bells" by ACDC plays, as the challengers make their way to the ring. Lax and Boswell have had their differences in the past, but tonight it looks as if they have but them behind them and are now back together.

A: And coming out next, weighing at 112 pounds, and standing at 4'11", here is Vixen. And her partner, weighing 225 and standing at 6'5", is Shadow. Together they are the Kindred.

F: "More Human than Human" by white Zombie blares over the speakers as our tag team champions make their way down. Interesting enough, these four were the wrestlers who made up Team XWC at UCW: Hail to the King, but now they are going against each other. This should be an interesting match up.

C: Well Shadow and Vixen hit the ring, and they caught the challengers sleeping. While Lax and Boswell were talking to each other, The Kindred runs in and is already taking the fight to them.

F: While Vixen chops away on Adam, Shadow and Boswell are duking it out. Those two are two of the favorites to walk away with the UCW World Title at UCW: Christmas Story next week, and we are getting a preview here tonight.

C: The slightly bigger Boswell takes the advantage and is landing a series of punches onto Shadow and has him against the ropes. Boswell charges in for a clothesline, but Shadow ducks, and the dumps Boswell on the outside with a back body drop. If that happens next week, Boswell's World Title wishes would be over.

F: Now Shadow rushes over, and him and Vixen both stomp on Adam in the corner. Then both with an irish whip send Adam to teh other side of the ring, and then Shadow whips Vixen into Lax, who then connects with a running drop kick.

C: Then as Lax is staggering out of the corner, and then Shadow nails him with a spin kick, taking him down. Good team work by the Kindred, I wish I could do some team work with Vixen though.

F: Creed! That's a married woman!

C: Happily?

F: Focus Creed! Boswell climbs up onto the ring apron, and now Vixen heads to her corner, while Shadow continues to work on Adam with a side head lock.

C: Shadow reaches to Vixen, and makes a tag. He then hold the arm up of Adam, which leaves him open for a shot to the ribs by Vixen.

F: Before heading back t the apron, Shadow runs over and catches Chris Boswell with a cheap shot to the side of the head. Boswell tries to get into the ring to hit Shadow back, but the referee stops him and is trying to send him back to the corner.

C: While the referee is distracted, Vixen than kicks Adam Lax hard right between the legs. And with her spiked heels, that really has to hurt. Then while Lax is down, she follows up with an illegal choke onto Adam Lax.

F: Then just as the referee has Boswell back in the corner, Vixen releases her choke, and now holds Adam in an arm bar. She acts all innosent and everything.

C: I love that in a woman. Now she reaches to Shadow and makes another tag. She now holds the legs of Adam, and Shadow climbs to the second rope. Then Shadow jumps off and nails am elbow to the chest of Adam, while Vixen nails a leg drop right between the legs and to the stomach of Lax.

F: Shadow drags Lax to the center of the ring, and then clamps him in a camel clutch. They are also facing Boswell, who Shadow taunts as Boswell is reaching into the ring to try and tag Lax. But he just can't reach him.

C: Then Boswell just simply runs in, and kicks Shadow in the face. But now the referee is trying to send him back to the corner once again.

F: Then as the referee's back is turned, Vixen comes in, and she has her famous riding crop with her. She takes it, and jabs Adam Lax in the throat with it.

C: She then rolls Shadow to the outside, and tosses the riding crop. She now clamps Adam in a Million Dollar Dream.

F: Hey! That's not legal!

C: Not legal or not, Lax is drifting into dream land. The referee questions what Vixen is doing in there, but Vixen simply shrugs it off.

F: The referee checks Adam to see if he can continue. He raises the arm once, and it drops. Again, and it just flops to the ground. He is checking a third time ...

C: Here comes Boswell again, he runs in and clotheslines Vixen down, and causes her to release the hold. He may have just saved Lax right there.

F: The referee is trying to restore order again, but this time Boswell isn't listening. He has Vixen up, and backs her into the ropes, and then clotheslines her over. He climbs out to, andis taking the fight to Vixen.

C: But in the ring, Shadow is back in, and he picks Adam up ... and there is the Deaths Descent! Shadow is the legal man ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Shadow has pinned Adam Lax.

F: What a defense for the Kindred. But there is more to this, Stay tuned folks.

Winners - Shadow & Vixen


J: Now whats this? Boswell and Lax are argueing backstage.

Boswell: Ahh , I can't belive you , you came here telling me how you were good , now you do this? ,

Lax: Well maybe if you weren't such a crappy wrestler I could have got the Ground Zero and the match would have been over, and what are you goign to do about it?

{Then a large man attacks Lax as Boswell joins in}

Boswell: Lax , you could be trusted , but I can't be , I will never forget Hail to the king , and remember Paybacks are a bitch , lets go Taylormade.

C:Oh , my god , Boswell attacked Lax , there goes the perfect event , and who the hell is Taylor made.


Buffy vs. Kelli Fox

UCW Womans Title Match

F: Ok Creed, so now it is time for what you have been waiting for.

C: Yes! I can't wait, bring on the ladies! Aroooooooo ... !

F: Creed! Your medication!

C: Right, right, coming out first is our newly crowned Womans champion Kelli Fox. She won this last week in what many would consider an upset win against Vixen.

F: Well that is the thing about UCW. All it takes is one good night, just like next week at UCW: Christmas Stry, it could be the one good night for any number of UCW Superstars.

C: That was a pretty shameless segue James. Coming out next, all the way from Sunnydale California, is Buffy. Buffy is still fairly new to UCW, but a womans title match is a good way for her to prove herself.

F: Wow, well said Creed.

C: What can I say? I am always on the look for new ... talent. *snicker* ...

F: Creed! Now the referee is checking Kelli for any foreign object, and now Buffy. Mario checks the boots and knee pads.

C: Hey! That Mario is a bastard! I should be doing that!

F: Mario is a professional Creed. But look ... while Mario was checking Buffy, Kelli makes a quick attempt to nail her while distracted with the Howl From Beyond! But Buffy caught the foot of Kelli in mid air, and now has her in a very precarious position.

C: I wish I ...

F: Stop that! Buffy seems to have an advantage over Kelli, but then Kelli surprises her with a enziguri. What smart strategy by Kelli, she was taught by our World Champion Jackal, so it looks like she has learned a few tricks from him as well.

C: *sigh* Buffy falls to her knees, but then is picked up by Kelli, who then knees her in the stomach. She then whips Buffy to the other corner and runs in also.

F: But Buffy runs up the top ropes and then jumps off with a twisting moonsault and nails Kelli in the face. What speed and agility by Buffy. Kelli didn't even see that coming.

C: Kelli rolls to the outside and tries to get her senses back. But Buffy steps out to the ring apron, and the runs and dives off and catches Kelli with a frankensteiner on the outside.

F: What an impressive showing for Buffy. Looks like our UCW President and Owner Felicity knew what kind of a superstar we were getting when Buffy was hired.

C: Buffy goes to pick up Kelli to send her back into the ring where she can win this match, but then Kelli grabs Buffy and tosses her back first into the ring steps. Buffy crashed hard into those steel steps.

F: Then for good measure, Kelli runs in and connects with a low dropkick to the face of Buffy while she was leaning against those steps. Buffy's head had no where to go then, and she could very well be knocked out.

C: She looks to have been busted open also. Eww, blood, if there is one thing I hate to see on a lady it is that.

F: Creed! Kelli picks up Buffy and rolls her back into the ring. She seems confident in an easy win now, as Kelli slowly climbs back in herself.

C: Kelli stomps on Buffy for good measure. Then she makes a cocky cover and she lays back on Buffy. The referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ...

F: No! Buffy then hooks the arms of Kelli, and rolls her shoulders to the mat. Another count ... 1 ... 2 ... but Kelli kicks out. One mistake almost cost Kelli Fox her title.

C: Kelli quickly tries to kick Buffy in the ribs, but again Buffy catches her leg. But this time Bufy spins Kelli around, and catches her in a full nelson.

F: Kelli ducks and slips oout of the full nelson, and then hooks her legs under the arms of Buffy, and lifts herself up and plants Buffy face first with a bulldog head lock.

C: Kelli makes a quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but no! Buffy has kicked out, much to the surprise of everyone in this arena, and most important, to Kelli.

F: Kelli walks around the ring, wondering what she needs to do to put Buffy away. As Buffy is almost up, Kelli grabs her by the head and tries for an X-Factor.

C: But in mid-air, Buffy reverses and nails a drop kick to the stomach of Kelli, knocking the wind from her. Has Kelli is now gasping for air, Buffy picks her up ... and there is the Tornado DDT!

F: Buffy makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Buffy has won this match, and the UCW Womans Title. What a match this was. Was it everything you hoped Creed?

C: It sure was. I need a cigarette.

F: Creed! We will see you all on UCW: Christmas Story.

Winner - Buffy

New UCW Womans Champion