James Fairbanks: Welcome to UCW: Fury. I am James Fairbanks and of course next to me as always is the Sonny to my Cher, Simon to my Garfunkle and the Brooks to my Dunn, Jack Creed.

Jack Creed: What the heck does that mean?

F: You'll figure it out soon enough. But first, we have some great action planned for you tonight. The current UCW World champion Kam will be teaming with an unnamed partner to face the wrath of the former UCW Tag Team champions the Psycho Circus.

C: That should be interesting, and so should our next match. These two have fought each other briefly in the recent UCW X-Cup but this will be their first time in a one on one match.

F: Who can forget what a classic match that was? Drego 2k3 almost won that match, but the Gay Bandit is a former UCW Hardcore and Inter-Gender Champion so I expect that we will see a great match right now also.

C: Both wrestlers are already in the ring and this match is about to start. The bell is rung and both wrestlers tie up, and Drego is able to quickly tie up Bandit with a side headlock. Bandit with a side elbow to the ribs causes Drego to release the hold, and then Bandit with a quick huracanrana takes Drego down. Both of these wrestlers are so quick, all that just happened so fast.

F: Quickly Bandit jumps on Drego's back and is trying to wear him down with a sleeper. There is some grinding going on that I am not quite comfortable talking about, but Drego puts an end to that by backing Bandit into the corner and crushing him against the turnbuckle back first.

C: Bandit releases the hold, and Drego attempts to follow up with a hard punch of his own, but Bandit cowers between the ropes. The referee stands in between them, and Bandit takes a cheap shot by raking Drego in the eyes.

F: Bandit then climbs up to the second rope, and jumps off to attempt a tornado DDT, but Drego holds on and then plants Bandit with a Northern Lights Suplex. He holds on and the referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... but Bandit kicks out.

C: Drego attempts to pick Bandit up, but then Bandit takes one more cheap shot with a low blow on Drego, and then whips him face first into the corner. Bandit is up, and it seems that he has Drego set up for the Violator. This could be the chance that Bandit needs to win this match already.

F: Bandit runs in for his finisher, but Drego moves at the last second and it is Bandit who crashes face first into the corner. Bandit staggers out of the corner, and Drego quickly climbs up to the top rope ... and there is the Incenderator!

C: The what?

F: The Incenderator, and Drego makes the cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! This match is over.

KAMCHANTERBERRY AMBERGREE & ??? VS PSYCHO CIRCUS

Standard Tag Match

Fairbanks: And so we come to our main event, with Kam teaming up with a mystery partner to take on the former tag team champions Psycho Circus!

Creed: Yawn! This whole "mystery partner" gimmick is really starting to get old....

Fairbanks: Well there is the suspense on just who it might be... surely that gets you slightly excited?

Creed: No...

Fairbanks: Fine... be that way...

Creed: I will...

Fairbanks: Well the two behemoths and the small dwarf that make up the psycho circus are making their way to the ring now, without their tag team titles of course. Those titles are now around the waists of the somewhat disagreeable team of Rob Grayson and Buffy...

Creed: That's one way to describe them....

Fairbanks: The ringmaster leads his men into the ring then snatches the microphone from the match announcer. Looks like we get to hear him again tonight... yippee!

Creed: Hey, I'm the sarcastic one!

Ringmaster: Ladies and Gentlemen. I like to think that I'm a fair man... a gracious man... but recently I feel that we have been unfairly treated here in UCW. All these mystery partners coming in when we least expect them, and at the cost of our tag team titles. Now I can appreciate Felicity wanting to add a little mystery into our relationship, but let me assure you that....

Fairbanks: Woah! Here comes Kam! Sounds like he's heard enough! Kam into the ring as the Ringmaster scarpers to the outside, and Kam begins hammering at Voorhees and Myers straight off the bat. Kam throws Voorhees into the corner and right hands Myers over and over before clotheslining him over the top rope. Kam sees Voorhees staggering out of the corner and runs at him, nailing a massive DDT, then heading to the top rope!

Creed: Looking for a quick finish!

Fairbanks: Kam leaps from the top rope and nails Voorhees with the harpoon, then hooks the leg 1...2...broken up by Myers just in the nick of time! Kam throws right hands at Myers, then rebounds off the ropes only to be tripped by the ringmaster. Myers and Voorhees see their opportunity and lift Kam up before whipping him into the ropes and nailing the "Road to Hell"

Creed: Where the hell is Kam's partner??

Fairbanks: I don't know, the Psychos have won the match here but neither of them is going for the cover. In fact, Voorhees retreats to his corner and Myers picks Kam up, grabs him by the throat, and chokeslams him. The ringmaster laughs as Kam is driven neck first into the mat, then urges Myers to continue the assault. Myers obliges, dropping his knee into Kam's throat and sending the world champion sprawling around the ring. Myers tags in Voorhees and the two of them whip a semi concious Kam against the turnbuckle, then Voorhees throws Myers into Kam, before Myers throws a now crushed Kam into Voorhees who nails a powerslam. The two of them then rebound off opposite ropes, Myers nailing a body splash across Kam and Voorhees hitting a leg drop. The two of them stand up, admiring the destruction.

Creed: Hey look! Up on the turnbuckle! Its... its.... its... its...

Fairbanks: No way! It can't be!!!

Creed: SEAN O'GARA!!!!!

Fairbanks: The two behemoths turn round and Sean leaps from the top rope with a double clothesline, before dragging Kam back to their corner and tagging himself in. Sean waits for Myers to get up to a knee, then nails him with a shining wizard, before springing off the middle rope and clattering Voorhees with a dropkick. The ringmaster argues with the referee, but the ref seems convinced that Sean is Kam's mystery partner... and how can we argue?

Creed: Like this....

Fairbanks: Don't.... Sean waits for Voorhees to get back up then nails a flying cross body, but the big man catches him and lifts him onto his shoulders.... but Sean counters into a tornado DDT and covers 1...2...kickout by Voorhees, but a great counter by Sean. Sean stands up and turns and his smashed back to the mat by a Myers running clothesline...

Creed: Heroic... but foolish...

Fairbanks: Voorhees goes back into the corner and Myers picks up Sean, looking to dish out some more punishment. He picks the Irishman up and body slams him into the mat. Then picks him up again to repeat the move, but Sean slips off the back and pushes Myers into his partner, who makes a blind tag. Sean rebounds off the ropes and hits a neck breaker on Myers, not realizing that Voorhees is the legal man, and paying for it with a big hand around his throat. Sean hits Voorhees over and over again but Voorhees picks him all the way up and choke slams him. He covers....1....2....thrbroken up by Kam!!!

Creed: Kam still looking groggy though, Sean took long enough to come and help him!

Fairbanks: Well I'm sure he had his reasons. Kam starts punching away at Voorhees, who pushes him into the ropes and clasps him by the throat, but Sean summons up a last bit of strength and charges shoulder first into Voorhees' leg, taking the big man down. Myers staggers back towards them and they nail a double DDT on him. Sean heads to the top rope and signals for the elevation press!!

Creed: Its been a while... but here it comes!!!

Fairbanks: Sean leaps and spins through the air nailing a perfect elevation press. Cover on Myers 1....2....broken up by Voorhees!!! That was so close!!!!

Creed: Dammit!

Fairbanks: Kam and Sean begin pummeling at Voorhees for stopping their certain victory, Myers pulls himself up, but Sean sees this and runs at him, nailing a flying lariat taking the both of them to the outside! The referee runs to the outside to try and break up their scuffle, and the Ringmaster grabs a chair and rolls into the ring. Kam turns and the Ringmaster blasts him over the head with a chair, then orders Voorhees to make the cover before heading to the outside. The referee sees the cover and rolls into the ring 1...2....WAIT KAM ROLLS OVER and pins Voorhees 1....2.....DAMMIT!!!

Creed: That god damn b***h

Fairbanks: The ringmaster sensing danger pulls the referee to the outside and after a brief argument pushes him into the announce table knocking him out. Sean rolls back in the ring and the two partners end up teaming on Voorhees on the inside. The ringmaster curses them as.... hey wait a minute!!!

Creed: A man in a hoodie just jumped the rail and nailed the ringmaster with a sledgehammer!!!!

Fairbanks: This is crazy! The hooded man is nailing the ringmaster over and over with those sledgehammer shots, as Sean and Kam clothesline Voorhees to the outside! Myers rolls into the ring and the hooded man leaves the battered and bloody ringmaster and heads to the top rope!!! Myers turns to wards him and the man leaps and nails a DDT!!! THAT MEANS....

Creed: ITS HIM ITS HIM!!

Fairbanks: The man pulls back his hood to reveal noneother than Jack Heart!!! Kam and Sean whip Voorhees into the steel steps then run back in and climb to the top rope in opposite corners. Together they leap, Kam nailing the harpoon and Sean nailing the elevation press simultaneously. Both men make the cover on Myers as the ref rolls back into the ring and slowly counts 1.....2.....3!!! The United Front all rise and Jack Heart raises his partners hands as the crowd goes ballistic

Creed: What a match!!!

Winners: Kam and Sean O'Gara

Fairbanks: Finally, after all these months someone has managed to destroy the Psycho Circus, and not only that, the United Front are the ones who have done it! Ladies and Gentlemen, the United Front has returned!!!

Creed: What does this mean for UCW? The United Front were a force to be reckoned with when they were last here, and now they're back again things are really gonna change around here!

Fairbanks: Tune in next week gentlemen, and all will be revealed!!!

Creed: Goodnight!