Jarred Fox - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 201 pounds, from Tokyo Japan, Hiaku Senji!!!
Jack Creed: Hiaku?? Isnt that a Japanese poem. You know the kind , the ones with 5-7-4 or whatever syllables.
James Fairbanks: No...Thats a Haiku.
Forget it.
Jarred Fox - and his opponent, weighing in
at 215 pounds, from Los Angeles California, he holds the West
Coast Wrestling Alliance Cruiserweight Championship,
Ricky..........the Dragon........Krane!!!!!!!
Jack Creed: Ricky Krane?? Hey isnt that Derek Krane's Little Brother?
[Fireworks explode around the arena as "BullGod" By Kid Rock Begins blaring through the arena. Ricky "The Dragon" Krane steps out from the curtain and runs down to the ring and vaults over the ropes and begins waving to the fans.
Hiaku Senji walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Hiaku Senji gets into an early lead in the match with a jumping side kick on Rick Krane flipping him off his feet. Krane quickly rolls to his feet only to get hit by Senji who bounces off the ropes and hits Ricky Krane with the back of his elbow. Hiaku Senji grabs Krane around the necks and executes a ropeflip hiptoss but Rick Krane manages to roll with the move and lands on his feet and come off the middle rope with a double leg moonsault kick to the face of Hiaku Senji.
James Fairbanks: Wow what a move by young Ricky Krane a springboard moonsault turned into a double leg kick to the face in mid air. That was just a phenomenal move.
Rick Krane lifts Senji to his feet and set him up and German suplexes him but Senji counters and backslides quickly and snaps a round house kick to the back of the head of Young Krane. Hiaku Senji whips the Dragon into the ropes and drops down into position, Krane rebounds off the ropes and leapfrogs over Senji and heads towards the ropes again.
Jack Creed: Look at this , this is going to be good.
Hiaku Senji stumbles forward and spins around and gets caught
by Ricky Krane who flips onto his shoulders with a hurricanrana
then drops down with a devastating Facecrusher in mid move
flattening Hiaku Senji's face into the mat. "The
Dragon" gets quickly back to his feet and lifts the arm of
Hiaku Senji and holds it up as he flips over in a somersault
legdrop right on the throat of his opponent wrenching his arm at
the same time.
Jack Creed - Wow I'v never seen a leg drop
done quite like that before.
James Fairbanks: Neither have I Creed.
Young Ricky Krane is a phenomenal Athlete. Its hard to believe
that he comes from the same gene pool as his older brother Derek.
Hiaku Senji Rolls to his feet and Locks up with Krane. Senji puts
Ricky Krane into a hammerlock and pulls him towards the ropes.
Senji runs up the turnbuckle holding onto Krane's arm and flies
off with a flying Hammerlock arm drag flipping the Dragon through
the air.
James Fairbanks: Ricky Krane goes down hard from that innovative move by Hiaku Senji. these two young men are putting on a phenomenal performance here tonight. This is an outstanding match up.
Rick Krane grips his arm in pain and manages to struggle to his feet. Hiaku Senji runs towards Krane who quickly drops down and takes his opponent down with a drop toehold. Krane rolls away from Senji and rises to his feet. Senji quickly recovers and gets to his feet. Krane runs in and flips towards his opponent with a handspring moonsault, catching Senji full on and knocking him down to the mat. . Ricky Krane moves to his feet and quickly mounts the top rope.
Jack Creed: Whats he waiting for?? Finish him off!!!
Senji slowly gets to his feet and turns around. Ricky "The Dragon" Krane flys off the top rope with a flying somersault reverse neckbreaker slaming the back of Senji's head into the mat.
James Fairbanks: Thats it!! I've seen him do that move before. Thats the move he calls the Dragonstrike. Senji is out of it. It looks like this match is over.
Rick Krane quickly makes the cover and hooks the leg.. Referee
Mario makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
James Fairbanks - We've got ourselves a
winner! In his first match in the UCW Ricky The Dragon Krane has
triumphed over another premier cruiserweight. Hiaku Senji put on
one hell of a match but the Dragon came out on top.
Rick Krane waves to the fans with an exhausted smile on his face. He turns and helps Senji to his feet and raises his arms too. Both men wave to the fans and tireldly exit the ring and make their way up the ramp towards the back.
James Fairbanks: What a class act Rick
Krane is. And what a phenomenal athlete to. I see great things in
the future for him.
Creed: Speaking of the Joker, he is on his way down to the ring wearing his mask and carrying a briefcase. He tosses the briefcase into the ring and climbs through the ropes.
Fairbanks: The green lights take effect, the strobes dance across the smoke as Pantera's "5 minutes alone" kicks in. The fans come to their feet and are cheering on Ickeez, who is dragging a red Santa bag full of who knows what. He stops at the top of the ramp with microphone in hand.
Ickeez: Well once again it is Christmas time boys and girls. Joker, everybody in the entire wrestling world knows that I am going to mow right through you and that you are nothing more than a tune up for the King Of Hardcore match. So, in the interest of myself and everyone else, I have made a few adjustments to this match.
Fairbanks: What the hell is this?
Creed: Looks like an army of Santa's elves.
Fairbanks: A mob of drunk and angry midgets dressed like Santa's little helpers come staggering down the ramp and circle the outside of the ring.
Ickeez: Cute ain't they? Santa's little helpers are here to make sure that neither one of us leaves the ring. If you leave the ring then the little guys get to emblish the twelve days of hardcore Christmas. I got your toys here in my bag and a present for you.
Creed: Look at that, Ickeez is holding his UCW hardcore belt in the air and has a big red bow right in the middle.
Fairbanks: sprints down to the ring and tosses the Santa bag over the ropes and all sorts of "Christmas Toys" spill out.
Creed: Ickeez climbs through the ropes and here's bell sounds.
Fairbanks: Joker charges Ickeez but Ickeez ducks and boots him in the gut. Joker rams his head up into Ickeez chin and it gets a smile out of the twisted one!
Creed: Ickeez takes a step back and the Joker grabs his briefcase and swings it. Ickeez is tagged in the side of the head and the briefcase spills open and the contents fall all over the ring. Joker quickly grabs a pair of brass knuckles and is moving in on Ickeez.
Fairbanks: Wait a minute, Ickeez grabs a 2x4 and breaks it in half over his knee. The Joker is jabbing and trying to set Ickeez up for the knock out shot with the brass knuckles but Ickeez claps the two pieces of 2x4 on both of Jokers ears and the Joker falls to his knees.
Creed: Ickeez is hitting the Joker with both pieces across his back and head. Joker is covering the back of his head, but Ickeez kicks him between the legs.....It's up, and it is good!
Fairbanks: Ickeez tosses the wood aside and grabs a staple gun. Then he dumps the Santa bag out in the middle of the ring. Strings of Christmas lights fall out, a giant plastic Santa figure, some glass bulb ornaments and a wreath.
Creed: Apparently Ickeez thought that the Joker really liked the brass knuckles because he is stapling them to the Jokers hand!
Fairbanks: Ickeez rams his knee up into the Joker's face and he spins to his back. Ickeez grabs a string of lights, takes the staple gun and begins shooting stapling lights to the Jokers head. After about a dozen staples shots Ickeez shoots a few more industrial strength staples into the Jokers crotch.
Creed: Nothing like Christmas lights at Christmas time, eh James? Kind of puts you in the mood don't you think?
Fairbanks: Well it certainly looks like Ickeez is gettin in the mood as he bashes Joker over the head with the staple gun and then tosses the stapler out into the crowd.
Creed: Would you look at that Jimmy? Looks like a feeding time at the zoo! Everyone wants that bloody staple gun and they are fighting over it.
Fairbanks: The Joker seems to be in a lot of pain and is bleeding from his head. Creed: The elves outsidet the ring are going underneath the ring? Wait, looks like one of them has an extention cord.
Fairbanks: Yes, and the elves toss Ickeez the cord. It looks like he is plugging in the lights stapled to Joker's face.
Creed: Oh, there beautiful.
Fairbanks: Ickeez picks up Joker and has him in vertical suplex position. Ickeez lets Joker's legs fall and they bounce off of the top rope and when he is back to vertical, Ickeez jackhammer slams Joker down onto about a 75 scattered bulb ornaments.
Creed: Guess Santa isn't the only one going downt he chimney this year. Joker just went right down to the basement on that move.
Fairbanks: Ickeez picks him up and whips him into the corner and is trailing closely for the major avalanche! Ickeez climbs through the ropes and up the outside of the turnbuckle. He reaches down and hoists the Joker up into belly to back position. The crowd is on their feet anticipating what is to come. Ickeez gathers his strength and takes the Joker straight over the top.
Creed: Damn, this could be nasty!
Fairbanks: They are coming down hard and several of the photographers jump out of the way and the two crashes into the folding chairs that they were sitting in.
Creed: Ickeez hurt himself as much as the Joker on that move, I think?
Fairbanks: No, wait Ickeez is up and grinning from ear to ear. The elves are attacking both men since they weren't supposed to be out of the ring. Ickeez climbs back up to the top rope and does a jack-knife dive and land with his knees right across the Joker's face!
Creed: That should leave a mark.
Fairbanks: Ickeez is settting up a chair and sits in it. He puts the unconscious Joker on his knee and is asking Joker if he's been naughty or nice.
Creed: The fans are laughing their asses off....I guess the Joker really is a funny guy?
Fairbanks: Ickeez stands up and does a swinging neckbreaker and the Joker lands morbidly on the steel chair and causes it to buckle. Ickeez places his foot on the Jokers chest and does a front double bicep as the referee counts.
Creed: Is counting even necessary? One, two, three and the joke is on the Joker in this one! Heh, look James, Ickeez is putting the wreath over Joker's head.
F: What a great Fury we have been seeing so far. And not it is time for our main event. Our UCW Internet Champion Jack Heart will be facing the up amd comer known as Ice Blade.
C: Ice Blade has been turning heads since coming to UCW, and he has made it known that he has his sites set on Jack Heart and the UCW Internet Title. Tonight is the chance to prove himself.
F: Well Jack Heart has had that title for a long time and has defended against several worthy contenders. He won't be a push over for anybody.
C: Well now is the time to settle things. Coming out first is the challenger Ice Blade. Standing at 5'11" and weighing 255 lbs. Ice has still showed lots of high flying skills in the ring.
F: Now the Champion Jack Heart is coming out. Jack is only 5 pounds lighter than Ice Blade, at 250 lbs, but Jack has the height advantage at 6'4". Both of these two still seem very evenly matched though.
C: The wrestlers are in the ring, and there goes the bell. They tie up, and Jack is able to move Ice to the corner. Ice grabs the second rope, and referee Mario orders Jack to release Ice.
F: As Mario seperates Jack and Ice, Ice attempts a cheap shot punch onto Jack, but Jack blocks and then smacks Ice hard with a shot of his own. Jack has come prepared to face what ever the newcomer will throw at him.
C: Jack grabs Ice, and takes him down with a side russian leg sweep. Now Jack picks Ice up and tosses him into the ropes, and attempt to catch him with a spinning back breaker, but Ice Blade escapes and lands on his feet next to Jack, and takes advantage with an eye gouge.
F: Ice picks Jack up and drops him back first across his knee in a back breaker. Ice then climbs to the second rope and jumps off and nails Jack across the throat with en elbow drop.
C: Ice makes a cover and referee Mario is there, 1 ... 2 ... but Jack kicks out before the three. Still to early to put away the Internet Champion.
F: Nontheless, Ice pummels on Jack again while he is down, and this time runs to the ropes and spring boards off with a Lionsault, but Jack rolls out of the way and Ice lands flat on his face.
C: A veteran move by Jack Heart. But now lets ee if he can capitalize on it.
F: Both wrestlers are slowly making it to their feet, and then as both get up at the same time, Jack attempts a kick to the stomach of Ice, but Ice catches Jack's foot.
C: Ice thinks he has Jack now, but then Jack nails Ice with an enziguri! Ice Blade is down again, and now Jack Heart is climbing to the top rope.
F: Ice is nearly up once again, and now Jack jumps off the top rope for an attempt at the Heart Breaker ... but Ice with a fist to the gut nails Jack.
C: Jack is stunned, and now Ice Blade grabs him and there is the Up in Flames!!! Ice witha cover and 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! Ice Blade has pulled off the upset win and has won the UCW Internet Title!!!
F: That is a shocker. Of course we know Jack Heart isn't down for good. I predict anyday he is fully capable of winning UCW World Title Gold. We will see you all after Christmas folks.