The crowd at the arena is on its feet, eagerly awaiting the matches ahead. Then...
ELEVATION!
Pyro explodes and the U2 song blares out amongst the arena. The fans cheer and Sean O'Gara comes down the ramp, shaking hands and playing to the crowd.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, making his way down to the ring weighting in at 219 lbs, from Cork, Ireland, Sean "Elevation" O'Gara!
F: And here's Sean O'Gara, an impressive young Irishman who has a bright future here at UCW.
C: Yeah yeah whatever.
Elevation somersaults over the top rope into the ring and jumps on the near turnbuckle, playing to the crowd. He gets down and goes over to shake hands with the Jobber in the corner, who knocks his hand away. Elevation shrugs and goes back to his own corner. The bell rings and the two circle each other.
F: This should be interesting. Elevation surrenders about 40 lbs to Jobber, so may be in for a tough time.
The two square off and tie-up. Jobber gets Elevation into a headlock, but Elevation runs him into and off the ropes. Elevation catches Jobber with a dropkick on the return.
Elevation gets back on his feet and runs off the ropes, but Jobber rolls over and Elevation runs over him. Jobber springs back up and catches Elevation with a clothesline which sends him crashing down. Jobber picks up Elevation then hits him a knife-edge chop to the chest which sends Elevation against the ropes. Jobber throws him off the ropes but Elevation forward flips once, then twice into the ropes, backward flips off the ropes once and then flys with an elbow into Jobber knocking him down.
F: Wow, that's some move.
C: Yeah, but one trick ain't enough in the UCW.
Jobber rolls out of the ring and staggers a bit. Elevation bounces off the ropes and jumps onto the opposite top rope. He then jumps off, wraps his legs around Jobber's neck and throws him into a Hurricanrana.
Elevation gets back up. Jobber crawls to the guard rail and pulls himself up. Elevation then leaps up onto the ring apron, runs along it and flys into Jobber with a forward Moonsault.
Elevation gets back up and picks up Jobber. He then throws him into the ring. Elevation climbs onto the apron and as Jobber gets back on his feet, Elevation tries a slingshot Hurricanrana but Jobber reverses with a powerbomb.
C: Haha, one high risk too many.
Jobber then picks Elevation up and beats him with 3 right hands into the turnbuckle. He whips him out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle. He then runs at Elevation for a body smash, but Elevation moves aside. Jobber goes crashing into the turnbuckle and staggers away stunned.
Elevation then jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and spins round mid-air and hits a missle dropkick. He gets back up again but staggers a bit. He comes too and Jobber is starting to get on his feet. He climbs out back onto the apron and flys back in for a slingshot DDT on Jobber.
F: You can see why he's called Elevation.
C: Sure, but this match ain't over yet.
Elevation climbs onto the top turnbuckle and gestures to the crowd. They cheer and Elevation leaps off the top rope and hits the Elevation Press. He covers Jobber for the 1-2-3.
A: here is your winner, Sean "Elevation" O'Gara.
F: Good match, good match. Fast and furious.
C: Big deal, let's see the kid against some real wrestlers, then we'll see what he's got.
F: What is wrong with you, the kid just had a good win.
C: Well, we'll see....
F: Sometimes I don't know about you. Then again, maybe thats a good thing....
Elevation rolls out under the bottom rope and walks up the ramp into the back.
F: A good win for the Irishman. We'll be straight back, so stay with us.
F: Welcome back to the last UCW Fury of 2001. Our next match is between three of the newcomers to UCW. This is a match that can determine who has a future in this great federation, or who simply drifts back into the obscurity that they came from.
C: Out first is Felony 101. Not much is known about this newcomer yet. Who knows where he can go in UCW, but tonight he is at the advantage being the biggest of the three in this match.
F: Next out is Ricky Krane, the brother of XWC President Derek Krane. But Ricky has come to UCW to try make a name for himself without his brother. We have seen Ricky in action once already, and he is sure to have a future here.
C: Next up, is another newcomer, known as Cameron the Anti-Hero. Cameron who is ... hey wait a minute!!!
F: Right behind Cameron some one has jumped over the guard rail. Cameron doesn't even notice as this guy walks behind him, and levels him across the back of the chair that this person was sitting on.
C: That person pulls off their hood, and it is Chris Rage! As far as I knew Chris Rage and Cameron have never had any sort of dealings in the past, but Anti-Hero is also Chris Rage's nickname, and I guess he has taken exeption to this person showing up like they are trying to replace him.
F: As Chris Rage now pummels on Cameron on the outside, Felony has just attacked Ricky Krane from behind as he was watching what was being done to Cameron.
C: The referee not knowing what else to do rings the bell, this match was billed as a 3-Way match, but I guess now it is a one on one with Ricky and Felony.
F: Felony 101 whips Ricky Krane to the ropes and lays him out with a shoulder tackle, while on the outside Rage tosses Cameron into the guard rail right next to the Polish announce table.
C: Rage now clears everything off of the Polish table, and now takes Cameron and puts him onto the table and climbs up with him.
F: Rage grabs a hold of Cameron, and then drives him through the table with a Rude Awakening Neck Breaker. Cameron loks to be seriously hurt, as Rage simply gets up and walks away calmly, his work being done.
C: While in the ring Felony has Ricky Krane up and setting him up on the top rope for probably a super plex. But then Ricky with a rake to the eyes of Felony.
F: Felony staggers from the corner, and then Ricky jumps off and grabs Felony for the Dragon Strike. Ricky covers ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Ricky Krane has won this match, and I guess Rage has won his own little victory here as well.
C: I don't know what the heck has happened, but Ricky waits until Chris Rage is a far enough distance before he exits the ring as well. But if this night hasn't seen enough confusing brutality, coming up we have Ickeez. Stay tuned.
C: Hey James!
F: Yes Creed?
C: I was just thinking about something I saw on WWF Raw this week, where everyone is making a big deal about how next week HHH is coming back. I was just thinking about how lame it is when everyone makes a big deal and bases a whole show around the return of one wrestler and diminishes the rest of the card.
F: So true. I hate that as well.
C: Now for our next ...
F: Ladies and Gentlemen! we now bring your attention to the Ultimate-tron where we have a very special music video!
C: Oh for the love of ...
Camera focuses on the UCW Ultimate-tron, where we see the words "What do you want to do with your life?" appear.
Crowd: WE WANT TO ROCK!!!
Twisted Sister's "Were Not Gonna Take It" plays loudly over the sound system and the crowd erupts as a scene of then-President Boot walking down the aisle of the first ever UCW Event that was near one year ago. Then several other clips are shown such as ...
Boot and Rob Grayson delivering a Screech In onto Crazy Ivan on the night the Newfie Screech reuinited in UCW.
Boot running through Rave with a spear at UCW: Smell the Glove in a Round One Lethal Lottery Match.
Boot sliding a Curling Rock into the Family Jewels of the Rockest after Boot returns from the failed formation of the X-Treme Curling League ... and the replay with special camera on the rock view.
Boot spearing Darien through a table in a table match to win the quickest match in UCW History.
Boot shaking hands with Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell, the first ever UCW guest Commentator.
Boot throwing a lead pipe into the air to Anthony "Iron Fist" Bernelli and as IF reaches up to catch it, Boot plows through him with a spear at UCW: Ultravoilence.
Boot picking up a knocked out Star King and carrying him on his shoulders and running him through a table before telling him he was fired.
Boot sitting at the UCW Commentary table and getting on the nerves of Guest Commentator Mark Hammil.
Boot running in to save Rob Grayson from an attack by XWC World Champion Cyrus O'dell and XWC President Derek Krane during Rob's match with Quinten Agrion.
Then as the music ends, words fade onto the screen. "Next Week ... Boot Returns to UCW!"
F: Well this next round should be interesting. Folks, if you have to hit the can you may want to do it now.
C: Come on! We're trying to gain viewers not turn them away.
Dig by Mudvayne begins and Crow is at the top of the ramp making his way down. He is carrying a long section of heavy gauged chain.
F: Do you think he is going to tow something or do a Houdini escape with that chain?
C: You idiot, this is a hardcore title match so I suppose he is planning on using the chain against Ickeez.
F: Well then he should be glad that he has that chain then shouldn't he?
Crow tosses the chain into the ring and climbs through the ropes. He begins slapping himself and stomping around the ring working himself up for the match.
F: Fairbanks: Crow looks ready tonight, don't you think? He looks like he is ready to go to sleep.
C: I don't know about that but where is Ickeez at? Maybe he is a no show tonight?
F: No Show? Ickeez?
C: Your right.
The lights inside the arena begin to flicker and the fans come to their feet. Three quick green pyro burst and then the strobe lights. 5 minutes alone by Pantera begins as the smoke fills the top of the ramp. There is a long pause and no Ickeez.
C: Well, maybe he's a no show after all?
Crow is becoming impatient in the center of the ring and is circling while maintaining visual on the top of the ramp. The fans are starting to talk and a buzz is growing.
C: The referee is even starting to wonder where he is now too!
Suddenly, out of nowhere Ickeez comes diving in from the light and speaker assembly above the ring. Some of the fans spot him as he leaps.
F: Look at that. There he is.
C: Where? I don't see him.
F: Right up there above the ring.
Ickeez looks like a crazed Supafly or NewJack as he is on his way down some 30 or 40 feet. He is on a crash course with Crow.
F: Crow doesn't even see this trainwreck coming.
C: Ickeez crashes right on top of Crow and they both are laying flat on the mat.
C: Is Ickeez crazy? He is out to!
F: No he isn't, look he is climbing to his feet.
Ickeez raises to his knees and then sits across Crow's chest and is staring at him. The referee counts and this one never even got a chance to start!