DOOMSDAY DUO VS toXin (Freakshow and Cobra)
Fairbanks: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to UCW Fury..... and what a show we have planned for you tonight!
Creed: Yeah... show... right....
F: Looks like someone found out that there are no attractive females competing tonight....
C: ......*sob*
F: Well anyway, lets get straight into our first match between Doomsday Duo and 2 members of toXin
C: Otherwise known as the Ult bitches.....
F: CREED!!!!!!
C: Screw you.....
F: I wish someone you.... here come Satan and Enforcer, making their way to the ring looking extremely confident about their match with the two rookies.
C: Well they're in the ring now, and they look towards the entrance as "Intoxication" begins to play, but the lights go out so we can only see the silhouette of the two athletes.... why are Cobra and Freakshow so afraid to show their faces?
F: I'm guessing that.... hey hang on.... that doesnt look like the outline of Freakshow and Cobra to me.....
C: You're right.... they do seem a little... different...
F: The lights go up and.... it's Ult and Kev!!!! The other two members of toXin.... and here come Cobra and Freakshow out of the crowd with chairs!!!! Massive shots to Enforcer and Satan from behind, and the two rookies begin to stomp away. The referee tries to restore order so that the match can start, but Ult and Kev roll in and throw him to the outside.....
C: Why are Ult and Kev getting involved?
F: I guess they're still a little bitchy about their loss a couple of weeks ago which cost them the chance to get their tag titles back.... all four members of toXin beating away at Doomsday Duo. Ult stands there with a chair, and Freakshow and Cobra whip Enforcer towards him, Ult swings and misses and Enforcer hits a spear on the rebound taking Ult to the ground!!!!
C: Enforcer stars wailing on Ult, but Freakshow and Cobra quickly overpower him, Cobra drops a steel chair on the mat, and Freakshow hits his finisher onto it, splitting Enforcer open and allowing Cobra to pick him up and hit a powerbomb onto the chair without too much difficulty.
F: Satan knocks Kev to the mat with a clothesline then goes after the two new recruits. He throws right hands to make them back off a motionless Enforcer, then kicks Cobra to the mat. He tosses Freakshow into the air and catches him on his shoulders, hitting a Satanic Stunner. Cobra retaliates but gets a big boot for his trouble. Satan then turns and gets blasted in the forehead by a roundhouse kick from Ult, taking him to the mat. Ult staggers into the corner grabbing his ribs as security arrives to try and sort out the situation.... we'll be right back!!!
WINNERS: NO CONTEST
F: Welcome back ladies and gentlement. While we were off the air the fighting started up again, and three members of toXin plus the Doomsday Duo are now fighting backstage. Only Ult is in the ring, and there's a very good reason for that.....
C: Yep, its time for our hardcore main event!
ULTIMATUM (c) VS POISON
UCW HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
F: Well Ult has taken a microphone from ringside, I guess he wants to belittle Poison a little more before the match begins
C: If it begins! Did you see the cruelty toXin bestowed upon Poison last week?
Ult: Ohhhhhhhhh Poisoooooon!!!! Come out come out wherever you are...... he he! Thought not! I might have guessed that a yellow livered b**ch like you would back out rather than stand up for herself. But then again.... I can't say I....
F: BAM!!!! Poison with a trashcan shot to Ult's back!!!! The bell rings and we are underway here!!!!
C: Good sneak attack by Poison!!!
F: Poison hits a dropkick to take Ult onto the ropes, then hits a moonsault kick to weaken him. Ult runs at her looking for a clothesline but she does the splits and Ult goes over the top, into the opposite ropes.... and then recieves a monkey flip on the return! Ult straight back to his feet into a spinning wheel kick from Poison!!!! Good start here by the challenger!!!
C: Hell yeah Poison! Show him who's boss!!!
F: Poison throws Ult into the ringpost, then chokes him with her leg. She backs off... looking for a diving clothesline by the look of it, but Ult reverses it into a back body drop taking Poison to the outside. Ult gloats to the fans as Poison reaches under the ring and finds an iron bar. Ult comes back and grabs her by the hair, but she swings and delivers a clashing shot to his already injured ribs!
C: Looks like she saw that spear by the Enforcer earlier tonight!
F: Ult backs off, writing in pain, and Poison rolls back into the ring to continue the assault. Again she attacks Ultimatum's ribs, but then goes for an almighty running kick which earns her a huge clothesline. She winces and grabs her neck, no doubt still suffering the effects of that attack by Ult last week!!!!
C: Ult sees the opportunity! He picks Poison up and scoop slams her, then again, and again, each time with more ferocity. He drops three fast elbows across her neck, then whips her into the ropes and hits a crescent kick to her neck on the return, before hitting a knee drop against it....
F: Ult is a brute! He's now on his knees mocking Poison and spitting on her. He picks up the chair from the earlier scuffle with Doomsday duo and carries it into the corner, dragging Poison behind him. He sets her up in the corner, and locks the chair in the ropes so that it is against her neck and chest. He walks back to the opposite corner, signals to the crowd.... then runs and kicks the chair as hard as he can!
C: That's it! Poison is down for good now!
F: Poison collapses out of the corner, and Ult puts his foot on top of her as the ref shakes his head and counts 1....2....thrkickout by Poison!!! She's refusing to give up!!!!
C: Ult isnt pissed though! In fact he's smiling!!! Why???
F: Looks like Ult wants to torture her a little more, he throws her back into the corner and starts to hit her with some of his kickboxing style moves, then clotheslines her against the turnbuckle, grabs her hair, and throws her to the outside!!!! This is madness!!!!
C: Stop it! Stop it! Thats a woman for crying out loud..... well.... I think she is anyway.....
F: Ult picks Poison up on the outside, and lifts her into a body into a rib breaker position, he hits three rib breakers, then charges at the ring post, bending her back the wrong way around it on impact and forcing her to collapse to the floor once again....
C: Ult is smiling throughout! I think his experience with the Psycho Circus might have just pushed him over the edge of sanity.
F: That certainly appears to be the case as he picks up the ring steps and carries them across to Poison, laying her on them and climbing into the safety wall, then he shakes his head and goes to the top rope instead!!!!! No way!!!!
C: ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!!!
F: Crunch!!!! Ult hits the Ultimate Solution across Poison's neck onto the steel steps, then rolls off in pain, grabbing his leg.... finally the bastard is feeling some pain!!! Oh, if anyone is interested, the fight between toXin and Doomsday Duo backstage is over. toXin ran away claiming they had more important issues to deal with....
C: Well their leader is certainly setting a fine example!
F: Ult struggles to his feet and puts Poison up on his shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry, then limps up the ramp to the steel platform, lifts her up higher and drills her into the steel with the Final Warning. He covers her and hooks the leg 1...2...3.... its over.
C: And now the rest of toXin have appeared and they're parading their leader like a true champion....
WINNER: ULTIMATUM
Still Hardcore Champion
F: He's nothing more than a brutish bastard with no respect for anyone but himself and his godforsaken team. Kev brings out the coffin from backstage and they load Poison into it, then carry it backstage on their shoulders.... what the hell are they doing now?
C: I don't want to know....
F: Well we have a camera out there now, and toXin are now up on the roof of the building with that coffin which is now padlocked shut. They couldn't possibly be thinking....
C: NO!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
F: Ult nods to the other 3 and they push the coffin off the roof into the river which flows alongside the arena. We see the coffin crash into the river and get washed away by the current, before sinking and dissappearing from sight.....
C: How could they do this?? Not even Psycho Circus would do something that!
F: Ladies and gentlemen we have to leave you now, but one thing is for sure. toXin are going to have absolute HELL to pay for this!!!!!!!!