DANGEROUS STORMS 

VS 

YOUTH IN ASIA

Fairbanks: Welcome to UCW Fury! Coming up we have 2 great matches, and we start with a very interesting contest. In one corner we have former UCW tag team champions Youth in Asia, and on the other we have a former AWF team, including Johnny Tsunami, one of our latest singings.

Creed: Yeah, but Tsunami hasn't been lazing around since AWF went under, he's been wrestling in the WWC, which also went under recently. So now he finds himself reunited with STK in this match to see if these two still "have it."

F: Well in any case Youth in Asia are on their way down to the ring first to a chorus of boos, Chaz and Sinner brushing off that response as they roll into the ring and prepare for this matchup.

C: Wooooo! Bang!

F: Yes that was a simulated lightning strike which just hit the stage as the crowd warmly welcomes the Dangerous Storms. Johnny Tsunami and STK both back in their Storm's ring attire as they make their way to the ring accompanied by Simon Bojac, Tsunami's manager.

C: That guy is huge!

F: Well, he was a wrestler, but has hung up the tights in favor of a suit for this new spell in UCW

C: Well Tsunami is the first into the ring and is immediately double teamed by Youth in Asia who beat him back into the ropes. STK tries to break it up but is caught with an elbow to the face from Sinner, who then takes STK to the outside. The ref calls for the bell and the match is underway

F: Tsunami and Chaz to start things off in this Tag Team encounter....Chaz with some right hands in the corner, then goes to whip Tsunami into the other corner, but Tsunami reaches the opposite turnbuckle and leaps into a springboard dropkick which takes Chaz down.

C: I remember in Tsunami's AWF days it was very difficult for opponents to beat him for that very reason. He's an extremely innovative high flyer.

F: STK and Sinner have made it back to their corners incidentally, so now a tag is available for both competitors. Tsunami waiting for Chaz to get back to his feet, then nails some right hands. Chaz is unfazed by the whole thing!

C: Tsunami's a small guy, he shouldn't get himself into a fistfight wish someone like Chaz...there's no way he'll come on top.

F: And he doesn't as Chaz nails a left jab which knocks Tsunami down to his knees. Then locks up with the small man and lifts him into a suplex....holding it for a while, then dropping Tsunami to the mat. Cover on Tsunami 1...2...kickout by the surfer....

C: He's a surfer?

F: That's what I've heard, anyway. Chaz whips Tsunami back into the corner, but it Tsunami's own corner, allowing STK to make a blind tag and take Chaz down with a massive clothesline.....

C: Sinner runs in to help his friend, but STK sidesteps him and throws him from the ring. STK hammers away at Chaz against the ropes then whips him into a Samoan drop. Cover 1...2...kickout by Chaz

F: STK breaks the pin and rebounds off the ropes with a leg drop across the throat. He backs into the ropes for a repeat, but Sinner catches his ankle and pulls him to the outside. Sinner right handing STK on the outside as Chaz slides to the outside and joins in the beating. 

C: Hey look at Tsunami!

F: Tsunami off the top rope with a crossbody into the melee....all 4 men knocked to the floor as the ref begins the count....

C: Tsunami back to his feet and rolls STK and Chaz back into the ring, then dropkicks a staggering Sinner over the security wall....

F: Sinner has not been able to get tagged into this match at all, the Dangerous Storms have dominated throughout.

C: STK nails a suplex on Chaz and tags in Tsunami again, who hits a standing moonsault on Chaz and goes for the cover..1...2...shoulder up by Chaz.

F: Chaz not having the energy to kick out anymore, only managed to get his shoulder up off the canvas. Sinner has manged to make his way back into the corner as Tsunami stomps away at Chaz. Chaz struggles up in the corner and Tsunami hits some knife edge chops, before lifting Chaz up onto the top rope and positioning for a frankensteiner!

C: Tsunami up on Chaz's shoulder...but Chaz counters into a powerbomb from the top rope.....cover on Tsunami 1...2....kickout by Tsunami!

F: But it may have given the Chaz the chance he needs to tag in Sinner, and he struggles all the way and makes it. Sinner runs straight across the ring and clotheslines STK off the apron to prevent the tag. Then grabs Tsunami by the foot and slams his knee into the mat.....

C: Nice move there, going to repeat it 

F: Working on keeping Tsunami on the ground so he can't use his offence, but Tsunami spins around and hits an Enziguri across Sinner's face. STK runs back into the ring, knees the unsuspecting Sinner in the chest and sets him for the

C: EVER SO DEADLY

F: Blackjacker! What impact, and now Tsunami is heading to the top rope, looking to end the match. He leaps off and hits Sinner with a perfectly executed Tsunami splash. Chaz runs back in to help but STK nails a spinebuster to stop him as the referee counts. 1...2...3.. The Dangerous Storms win!

C: Nice debut for Tsunami, and a great start in UCW for the Dangerous Storms.

F: Indeed, well up next we've got another tag match with so much personal feeling on the line, so this would seem like a good time to take a break

Winners: DANGEROUS STORMS

by Pinfall

Inferno © vs. Boot vs. Myers vs. Vorhees
UCW Hardcore Championship

Fairbanks: Hey Creed?

Creed: Yeah?

Fairbanks: Do you know what time it is?

Creed: Umm. . .  Time for a hotdog?

Fairbanks: No! It's HARDCORE time!

Creed: . . . .

Fairbanks: What?

Creed: That is the lamest catchphrase ever.

Fairbanks: Ok, I'll keep working on that.

Creed: Yeah . . .  Right. . .

Fairbanks: Anyway, this match is going to be GREAT. We've got Inferno, the reigning Hardcore Champion, taking on not 1, but THREE opponents tonight in a Hardcore slug fest!

Creed: You bet your arse he is! He'll be taking on Boot, Vorhees, and Myers! Boy is this going to be a bout!

Fairbanks: You bet your arse it is!

Creed: Dude, that was the lamest catchphrase ever.

Fairbanks: You said it.

Creed: Yeah, so? I'm cool. I can make it work!

Fairbanks: God. . .

Boot's music hits and out he comes, to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He enters the ring and taunts the crowd a bit before Inferno's music hits up and the stage is lit on fire. Inferno walks through the fire to cheers, showing off the Hardcore title around his waist. He taunts the crowd as he makes his way to the ring, finally entering before Psycho Circus come running down the aisle. The roll into the ring and the bell sounds.

Creed: Looks like Inferno might lose the title tonight.

Psycho Circus go to work on Boot after pushing him into the corner while Inferno slips out of the ring casually. He goes under the ring and pulls out to tables and slides them in, grabbing a chair along the way. He rolls into the ring and sets up one table in one corner and another just behind Psycho Circus, who are still beating the living heck out of Boot. Finally, Inferno picks up the chair and hits Myers in the back with it, causing him to stumble a bit. Myers turns around right into a twisted Inferno Slam through the table. Vorhees turns around and gives a few stiff punches to Inferno from behind. Inferno turns around into a hard kick and is sent to the mat. Myers sits up and gets to his feet quickly. Myers and Vorhees begin to beat down Inferno while Boot lays like a Vegetable in the corner.

Fairbanks: Man, Psycho Circus are dominating.

Creed: Why wouldn't they? It's really 2 vs. 1 vs. 1!

Psycho Circus lift Inferno to his feet and throw him into the ropes. Vorhees hits a backdrop on Inferno while Myers finishes it off as they execute a perfect Road to Hell. Myers goes for the pin but Vorhees kicks him off, going for the pin himself. Myers pushes him off and the two begin to fight over who gets the pin. Finally, Boot enters the ring (from which he snuck out) and his Myers in the back with a baseball bat. Vorhees turns around and grabs Boot by the neck, dragging him over to the other table. He suddenly locks on a Killer Crush while Boot kicks for his freedom. Vorhees ends the move by lifting him up and dropping Boot through the table. Myers has gone for the pin by the time Vorhees turns around and the ref makes the count - 1... 2... KICK OUT!

Fairbanks: Close fall on Inferno!

Creed: Looks like we almost had a new champion there.

Myers gets to his feet, lifting Inferno with him but is met with a stiff punch to the chest by Vorhees. The two begin a war of pushes while Inferno slowly grabs the chair once more. He nails Vorhees over the head and proceeds with a shot to Myers' face. Inferno begins beating the two down with the chair before Boot stumbles over from the corner and slaps him on the arm. Inferno turns around and hits Boot over the head, ending Boots offensive attack. Inferno goes to turn back to the work of beating down Myers and Vorhees, but is hit with a double clothesline, forcing the chair to connect with his head. Psycho Circus continue the beating until finally, Myers goes for a cover. He barely gets the one before Vorhees pushes him off. The two begin to bicker with pushes and shoves before the Ringmaster comes running out from the back. He gets in the ring and stops the arguing telling Myers to make the pin. Myers goes for the pin, as the ref goes down - 1... 2... KICK OUT!

Fairbanks: The Ringmaster has his way with those two.

Creed: Good thing, otherwise the whole UCW Roster would be killed!

The Ringmaster exits the ring as Boot tries for another attack. He hits a weak chair shot to the back of Vorhees and then connects with one more, knocking the man (monster?) down. Myers turns to look at Boot, who hits a chairshot over his head. Inferno rolls out of the ring as Boot tries to evenly beat the two monsters. Inferno pulls out a table from underneath the ring and sets it up outside, before rolling back in. He rushes towards Boot and hits a knee to the stomach and then grabs him, moving towards the ropes. He lifts him and throws him over, right into the table. Inferno rolls out and makes the cover - 1... 2... 3!

Fairbanks: That was amazing! I can't believe Inferno pulled out with a victory!

Creed: You bet your arse he did!

Fairbanks: Oh be quiet.

Winner: Inferno
Still Hardcore Champion

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MATCH 2

DINGO DUNDEE & ROB GRAYSON

VS

SIR SEBASTIAN AND JACKAL

Fairbanks: And thus we move on to our main event, involving 3 veterans and one promising newcomer....

Creed: Yes, he promises that he'll get better....

F: Sir Sebastian and Jackal already in the ring at this point, and word from the back is that Dingo Dundee and Rob Grayson have some kind of special scheme to put them away.

C: Could it have something to do with those.....

F: Don't spoil it!

C: Pff...fine, but it'll be spoilt once it happens.

F: Well Rob Grayson making his way to the ring first, and is immediately intercepted outside the ring by Sir Sebastian, who pushes him back into the security wall and rains down with right hands. And here comes the World Champion!

C: Dingo rushing out the second his music starts, dropping the belt on the stage and sprinting down to help his partner.

F: Dingo clobbering Sebastian in the back of the head as Jackal leaps from the ring apron with a diving lariat to take Dingo off his feet. All four men brawling on the outside as the ref tries to get two of them into the ring so that this match can officially start!

C: And its Dingo and Sebastian that eventually end up in the ring, and quickly tying up in the centre, Dingo forces a break in the hold, then chops Sebastian down to one knee. Sebastian hits a shot to the chest in retaliation, but Dingo drops him with a DDT variant....

F: The inertia from that impact causes Sebastian to fly backwards off the DDT, all the way back into the corner, where Dingo goes to nail a clothesline. Sebastian ducks and Dingo slams front first against the turnbuckle, then Sebastian nails a jumping neck breaker. Cover on Dingo 1...2..kickout!

C: It'll take more than that to beat the World champ. Speaking of which, I hope Jackal is taking notes out there....

F: Sebastian makes the tag to Jackal who now squares off with his opponent at the next PPV.  Jackal and Sebastian both hitting right hands, then an Irish whip, before Dingo hits them both with a double clothesline, and leaps into the corner to tag in Rob Grayson, who ducks a Sebastian clothesline and sends him tumbling out of the ring.

C: Rob and Jackal exchanging punches....

F: Rob whips Jackal into the ropes then gets behind him on the return and hits a diving reverse DDT. Cover. 1....kickout! Jackal flips back to his feet and catches Rob off guard with a wheel kick, then goes for a standing moonsault, which Rob rolls away from. Rob back to his feet goes for an elbow drop, but Jackal quickly shifts his weight and rolls back to his feet, and Rob drives his elbow into the canvas. Rob climbs back his feet and stands staring at Jackal.

C: Great fast paced start here! Jackal and Rob lock up the center of the ring....

F: Rob gets the upperhand courtesy of his technical expertise and hits a snap suplex, slamming Jackal into the canvas. Rob tries for the cover but Jackal rolls out of it before the ref can start the count. Jackal leaps and nails a dropkick, which Rob grabs at and flips Jackal...but Jackal lands on his feet and shrugs his shoulders...prompting Rob to clothesline him to the ground....

C: Jackal's always been a bit of a showoff...and Rob's bigger than he is....

F: Rob locks Jackal into the sharpshooter! But Sebastian leaps into the ring, and rebounds off the ropes into a clothesline to break the hold. Dingo comes in and shoulder tackles Sebastian, sending him out of the ring. Mario orders Dingo out of the ring as Jackal heads to the top rope. Rob is on the ground and Jackal sees his chance....

C: Jackal flies into a moonsault and crashes down on top of Rob. Cover on Rob..1...2...thrkickout by Rob Grayson

F: Nice move by Jackal though...nearly got Rob! Jackal tags in Sebastian, who is still holding his ribs from that earlier shoulder tackle, but still finds the energy to hit a vertical suplex to take Rob down. Seb locks in a reverse chin lock in the center of the ring as Dingo looks on helplessly....

C: Rob and Sebastian have quite a rivalry. It was Sebastian who caused Rob to be eliminated from the Battle Royal all those weeks back, and his tag team partner tonight was the eventual winner.

F: That chin lock is tightening, and Dingo is desperately trying to reach Rob's foot to make a tag. Rob is desperately trying to get back to his feet to break the hold, and nails a jawbreaker before quickly tagging in Dingo. Sebastian staggers across and tags in dingo, and Rob and Sebastian continue to slug it out. Rob throws Sebastian to the outside and Dingo and Jackal square up in the ring

Fairbanks: Speaking of Which they are heading up the rampway!! Rob now up and rolling after the devastating face first drive to the post! Rob walks back, runs at full charge, grabs Sir Sebastian by the hair, jerks back, and BULLDOGS HIM FACE FIRST INTO STEEL!  

Creed: OH SH*T! SEBASTIAN IS DONATING BLOOD TO THE RAMPWAY!  

Rob Grayson: Do ya like that bastard?  

Fairbanks: Now Grayson throws him backstage! Looks like they are taking a trip to the hallway! Now watching this Sebastian is clinging onto a table. Rob taunts and appeals to the crowd backstage. While distracted it appears Sebastian is reaching for something!  

Creed: LOOK OUT ROB! DUCK!  

*Sebastian then connects with a coffee pot full of a fresh, scolding brew  

Creed: HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!!!! ROB HAS A FACE FULL OF HELL!  

Fairbanks: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ROB APPEARS TO BE A SKULL FULL OF BLOOD POOL!  

Creed: Both men laying, and favoring their injuries. Although time is the healer of all wounds and the show must go on!  

Fairbanks: Indeed it does! It appears both Rob and Sebastian are traveling to the parking lot. Rob goes out the door, and Sebastian follows in pursuit. Rob hiding behind the door as Sebastian opens it, Rob slams the door, and contacts his knee to the midsection!  

Creed: HOLY SH*T LOOK OUT!

*A car comes rolling through at top speed, however Rob avoids being hit by throwing Sebastian in the way.  

Fairbanks: OH NO! SEBASTIAN WENT INTO THE WINDSHIELD! LUCKILY THE DRIVER IS STOPPING!  

*The person gets out of the driver side only revealing to be Paul Sandler.  

Paul Sandler: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!! HOLY SHIT! I HIT HIM! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!  

*Paul Sandler gets back into his car and speeds off. Rob sits against the parking lot wall. The Camera then focuses back to Dingo Dundee and Jackal.  

Creed: I don't know what to say?  

Fairbanks: How about the action in the ring?  

Creed: Well a man just got hit you dumbass!  

Fairbanks: Think of it as...oh I don't know...sort of funny!  

Creed: You sick f***!  

Fairbanks: Oh well, both men on the mat. Toe to Toe! The wrap up, Jackal puts Dingo in a headlock, Dingo looks for a back drop, Jackal lands on his feet, and Dingo does a jumping back elbow. Jackal goes threw the middle rope, but clinges onto the top rope.  

Creed: Now with Jackal on the apron. Dingo charges, and Jackal drops and pulls down the top rope! Dingo goes descending to the floor!. Jackal pulling himself into the ring. Awaiting for Dingo to get to his feet.  

Fairbanks: Now Dingo slowly but surely standing up! Jackal looks for a baseball slide, but Dingo catches him and catapults him into the bottom rope arching his back against the edge of the apron.  

Creed: Now Dingo is getting back in the ring. Dingo begins stomping furiously on Jackal. Dingo now picking up Jackal! Could it be? THE AUSSIE SLAM IN THE PROCESS!  

Fairbanks: DINGO HAS GOT JACKAL IN THE AIR WHERE HE WANTS HIM!!! NOW THE FREE FALL TO VICTORY!! OH NO JACKAL SLIPS BEHIND!!! JACKAL STRAPS DINGO IN THE FULL NELSON LOCK! 

Creed: NOW JACKAL DOES A INVERTED LIKE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP WITH THE FULL NELSON LOCK STILL IN PLACE!  

*As the camera closes in on Jackal and Dingo, they hear two pops and a snap! Followed by Dingo screeching as if Lorena Bobbit screeching as if Lorena Bobbit neutered him with her teeth!*

Fairbanks: Well that is all the time we have, good night ladies and gentle men! See you on the next fury! 

*The camera feed fades to black.  

Winner: No Contest due to injury