Internet Title Match - Shawn Darkness Vs. Chris Boswell Vs. me
Shawn Darkness walks to the ring. Jack Thompson is the referee for this contest. Chris Boswell tests out the ropes. me executes a pumphandle suplex on Shawn Darkness. Chris Boswell gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Shawn Darkness. There is the bell as Shawn Darkness trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift me. Shawn Darkness is hit with a backward kick from Boswell. Darkness is up again but me hits him with the back of his elbow.
James Fairbanks - me executes a back elbow.
me executes a swinging bulldog and drives Darkness' face into the mat. me stands up hits him again with a shooting star press from. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Shawn Darkness kicks out. me chops Shawn Darkness. Darkness gets hit with a back heel kick but gets up quickly. Darkness tries for a exploder suplex but is not strong enough to lift me so he turns it quickly into a stunner.
Both wrestlers are back to their feet. me delivers a spinning back breaker to Shawn Darkness and follows up wit a diving elbow smash from me. Shawn Darkness is slowly back on his feet. Chris Boswell picks up me and hits him with a Back Suplex. Chris Boswell gets up and immediately grabs me, who is gettting back to his feet. Boswell absolutely crushes me with a vertical suplex and comes in hard with the follow up leg drop across the throat. Shawn Darkness tries to take advantage of Boswell’s blind spot and punches him in the earhole with a vicious right hook. Boswell grabs his ear and turns in anger toward Darkness. Both are toeing up in the center of the ring. Boswell drives a hard knee into Shawn’s ribs and then whips him across the ring. On the return trip, Boswell just about takes Darkness’ head off with a shoulder check clothesline.
me hits Shawn Darkness with the belly-to-belly suplex and then Chris Boswell whips Shawn across the ring again but he collides with the referee. Boswell hits me with an body slam and is standing over me taunting him. Out of nowhere, Jack Heart runs to ringside and dives under the ropes. He takes Chris Boswell down with a corkscrew armdrag and leg drops Chris Boswell. Chris Boswell is up slowly and Heart has climbed the turnbuckle. Just as Boswell turns to face him, Heart lands a textbook missle drop kick and retreats back up the ramp as the referee is up shaking the cobwebs out. Boswell is up again very slowly and gets tiger suplexed by me. me climbs to his feet and uses a running lariat to take Chris Boswell down.
me hits him with a back fist. me picks up Chris Boswell and hits him with a Back Suplex. me moves back to his feet and as Chris Boswell climbs to his feet me hits Boswell with a rolling elbow smash to the face. “me sucks shit” chants start in the crowd and me executes a swinging neckbreaker on Chris Boswell. Chris Boswell is trying to get and me comes with authority with a falling splash on Boswell.
Boswell is down and me hooks the leg for the cradle and the referee comes in for a look. There’s one, two and just as the referee counts Boswell out, Shawn Darkness comes shooting in to break the pin up but it is too late! The new UCW Internet Champ is me! Thanks to a little help from Jack Heart.
Vixen and Poison are up and Poison picks up Vixen and front slams her on the mat. Poison puts Vixen in the double reverse chinlock. Jack Thompson is checking for a tap out. ... Vixen trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Vixen is fighting the hold. Poison breaks the hold just as Vixen got a fistful of the top rope. Poison sends Vixen to the corner of the ring and then mule kicks Vixen. Vixen gets back to her feet slowly but wisely nails Poison with a backward kick. Poison moves back to her feet and hits Vixen with the back of her elbow. Poison executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Vixen and then a shooting star press. Jack Thompson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Vixen escapes and tries to gets up but Poison hits a spinning leg lariat on Vixen sending her to the mat. Poison punches Vixen repeatedly but they have little effect as Vixen does a spinning headscissors on Poison send her hard to the mat. Vixen is up again and puts Poison in the painful STF. Jack Thompson asks Poison if she quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Poison is fighting the hold. ... Vixen tightens the hold. ... Vixen breaks the hold nails Poison with a back heel kick. Poison stands up and then catches Vixen by surprise with a sidewalk slam. Poison chants start. Poison puts Vixen in the double reverse chinlock. Jack Thompson is checking for a tap out. ... Vixen is fighting the hold. ... Vixen escapes. Poison drags Vixen to the floor.
Ivy trys for a diving headbutt but Vixen rolls to the side and avoids it. Ivy rolls onto Vixen connecting with a knee and then a fist drop on Vixen.
Ivy and Vixen are standing and Ivy gets hit with a running powerslam by Vixen Vixen gets up and does a falling splash on Ivy. Vixen fist drops Ivy on the floor as the crowd begins to get behind the champ. Poison takes Vixen’s head and slams it on the apron and then rolls Vixen back into the ring. Poison whips Vixen across the ring and is setting up for a big time clothes line but Ivy up on the top rope in the corner and missle drop kicks Poison in the back and causes her to collide hard with Vixen. Ivy quickly rolls Poison over next to Vixen and covers them both! The ref makes the count and we have a new Women’s Champ!
Both wrestlers are up quick and Thug proves to be game for the big man. Desperado is going for a roundhouse right but Thug blocks the punch, grabs Desperado's head and DDT's him on the mat. Thug climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Desperado, taking advantage of the champ as he is down. Thug pulls Desperado up by the hair an moves him from the ring to the first table and then Thug powerbombs Desperado through the first table! Desperado does a handspring and hits Thug with a bodyblock, what a move! How in the hell did he get up so quick from the big powerbomb through the table?
Desperado moves back to his feet and as Thug gets back to his feet Desperado goes for a scissor kick and Thug dodges the attack. Desperado pulls Thug to the ring apron and throws him back into the ring. Desperado pokes Thug in the eye with his thumb and as he is holding his eye he hits Thug with a spinning leg lariat sending him to the the mat. Desperado is up again and catches Thug with an elbowsmash to the face. Desperado delivers a kick to the back of the head of Thug but he is up quickly! Thug is has a ton of heart tonight. Desperado bounces Thug off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop and Thug slides under the ropes trying to by some time but Desperado chases Thug out to the floor.
Desperado measures Thug up and drops a closed fist followed up by a short clothsline. Desperado stands Thug up and executes a brutal spinning DDT, planting Thug's head in the steel ring steps. Desperado pulls Thug to the top of the second table. Desperado pauses for a moment to gather himself and then throws Thug off the table to the cement floor at ringside. Desperado comes in hared with a falling splash on Thug and he looks hurt. Desperado climbs to his feet and he pulls Thug back to the top of the second table. Desperado throws Thug off the table with a fisherman suplex. The “D” chants begin as Desperado climbs back on his feet. Thug is trying to hang in there too and he also moves back to his feet. Desperado is setting Thug up on top of the second table does a sit-down powerbomb sending Thug crashing through the table. Desperado pulls Thug up in a side headlock and then executes a swinging bulldog on Thug driving Thug's face into the cement floor. Desperado moves in for the pin and Thug is counted out. Desperado retains his title but judging from the heart of Thug I wouldn’t make any bets if there were a rematch down the road!