Marv: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Mayhem. This is Marv Addams and as always I'm accompanied by Korbin Johnson. Whattya say Korbin, shall we cut the chit chat and get right to the good stuff?
Korbin: Sounds like a plan Marv, and I believe we have a backstage interview with Iron Fist as we look to the jumbotron.
***The Jumbotron show a UCW official ask Iron Fist for an interview but IF just shoves him aside and heads down the hall.***
Marv: Well, I guess he's ready to fight and so was Blade who came to the ring as we we're all watching the Jumbotron. He's waiting patiently as Iron Fist's music hits . . . . . . . . . . Well? Where is he?
Korbin: I don't know Marv, hold on! Look at the Jumbotron! We see Iron Fist laying on the floor bleeding from his head. And there's a lead pipe next to him! What happened?
Marv: I don't know, but the referee's making his required ten count, it couldn't have been Blade, he was here while we watched Iron Fist walking to the entrance. But who was it?
Korbin: I don't know Marv, but the referee finished the count out and calls for the bell. Blade wins the match but he doesn't look too happy. This isn't how anybody likes to win. I'm sure the staff will get to the bottom of this travesty.
Marv: And I'm sure that Iron Fist and Blade are both gonna want some payback. We'll be right back with more UCW after these messages, don't go away.
K: Welcome back to UCW Mayhem ... cause well, there has to be something else on Monday besides Raw.
M: That is right Krobin. This is UCW, the only other fed in North America that is not owned by Vince MacMahon. And here are two wrestlers that Vince MacMahon would never get a hold of, and in a Last Man Standing Match no less.
K: The ring is littered with various weapons, and Ravnos and Maziar are both standing on each side of the ring. The bell rings, and both guys dive into the ring and begin to exchange punches with each other.
M: Ravnos has Maziar reeling. Ravnos is more of a natural brawler than what Maziar is. Ravnos has Maziar backed into the corner, and then nails him with a haymaker that knocks Maziar off of his feet.
K: Ravnos picks Maziar up, and ties him to a tree of woe in the corner. Ravnos picks up a chair, and positions it in front of the face of Maziar. Ravnos runs to the other side of the ring, and connects with a baseball slide, kicking the chair into the face of Maziar Sardar. Maziar is busted open.
M: The referee is starting the first count. Maziar has got to a ten count to get to his feet. The referee is up to six, but Maziar stuggles to his feet. Here comes Ravnos again, put Maziar kicks him in the stomach. Maziar picks up the same chair, and nails Ravnos across the back with it. Ravnos is down.
K: Maziar isn't done yet. He puts the chair over the head of Ravnos, climbs to the second rope, and drops a leg drop over the face of Ravnos. But again, he picks up the chair, and nails Ravnos with an Arabian Face buster. Now the referee has started a count ...
M: 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6, but Now Ravnos is getting up. But now Maziar with another shot to the head of Ravnos, knocking him back down. Another count is started ... but now Ravnos manages to get up at seven.
K: Maziar nails Ravnos across the back again, and Ravnos tumbles to the outside. Maziar is heading after him and attempts a baseball slide. But Ravnos dodges and then nails Maziar with a clothesline. Ravnos picks him up again, and slams Maziar head first into the ring apron, then he whips Maziar into the guard rail.
M: Maziar is leaning against the guard rail, so the referee has not started a count. Ravnos is searching under the ring, and pulls out a table and begins to set it up. But wait, look who that is next to Maziar in the crowd. It is our former UCW President, Boot. He is back from his business venture of ... X-Treme Curling. Boy, did that suck or what?
K: It sure did. Camera on the rock? What the hell was he thinking? The only saving grace were the cheer leaders, if you call them that. More like he hired local strippers and got them to dance around in the crowd, just to give people something to watch beside the lousy curling. And when I say crowd, I mean the three drunken frat boys who are just there cause they want to be seen on TV.
M: Ravnos is setting up a second table on the other side of the corner, but Maziar grabs something from Boot, and nails Ravnos in the head with it. He stole Boot's beer! Boot is shocked! The glass shatters, and I think now Ranvos is bleeding.
K: Maziar slides Ravnos back into the ring, and begins to climb in after him, but as soon as Maziar steps over the second rope, Ravnos grabs it, and pulls the rope up, right into the family jewels of Maziar. Ravnos with a DDT, and another count is started.
M: The referee is up to eight, but Maziar just manages to pull himself up in the corner. Ranvos charges in, but Maziar dodges, and Ravnos crashes shoulder first into the ring post. Ravnos staggers out, and Maziar kicks him in the stomach and nails him with a pile driver.
K: The count is started again, 5 ... 6 ...7 ... 8 ... but Ravnos is pulling himself up. Maziar grabs Ravnos again, and shoves him to the corner. He chops Ravnos in the chest, and the crowd yells "Whooooooooo!"
M: Maziar picks Ravnos up to the top rope, and begins to climb up with him. Maziar is going to try a super plex to hopefully knock Ravnos out. Both of these men are exhausted and who ever connects with this should definatly win this match.
K: Ravnos is puching back at Maziar, but Maziar is till holding on and fighting back on his own. Ravnos is getting up to his feet now to, and both men are standing on the top rope and still puching each other. And right below them, are the two tables that were set up by Ravnos earlier.
M: Maziar has got Ravnos teetering, he wind up and other punch which should do it ... but Ravnos blocks! Omega Bitch Slap! And Maziar falls back wards and crashes through the table on the floor ... but so does Ravnos! Both men are down!
K: The referee has no choice but starts another ten count. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ...Neither of these two men are showing much life ... 5 ... 6 ... both are starting to get to their feet ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ...Ravnos gets up, but Maziar falls back down ... and 10! Ravnos wins!
M: What a match, it could have went either way, both guys were just about even.
M: Welcome back to Mayhem. We will get to the main even as soon as all of the weapons from the last match are cleared out of the ring. What a mess this is, most of the weapons have been swept away, but there is still that table that is set up in the corner.
PA: IF YOU SMELL ... WHAT THE ROCKEST ... IS COOKING!
K: What the hell? Who is this guy? It looks like Dwayne Johnson ... but I don't think it is him. Dwayne Johnson wouldn't be in UCW.
M: That is the Rockest ... but I don't know what he is doing out here now. He isn't even a part of our roster ... for pretty obvious reasons.
K: He climbs into the ring and stands in the corner, raises his eye brow, holds his hand in the air ... and a course of boos from the audience. They do not appreciate the Rockest either.
M: Rockest grabs a microphone, don't tell me this guy is going to speak.
Rockest: Finally ... the Rockest has come back to UCW!
M: Another series of boos from the audience.
Rockest: Now what the Rockest wants to know is, and the millions ...
K: More boos.
Rockest: ... and millions of the Rockest fans are being kept from seeing the Great one in action. I want a match with any of those roody poo candy asses in the back. I don't care who ... cause I will lay the smack down on them. If ya smelllllllalalalaaa ... what the Rockest ... is ... cooking!
M: More Boos from the crowd. They do not like the Rockest at all. Neither does former UCW Presdent Boot. He just looks confused. The Rockest then turns his attention to Boot. He climbs from the ring and walks over to where Boot is sitting.
Rockest: Speaking of candy asses, here is the biggest one of them all. So Boot, what brings you back to UCW?
Boot: Well, since ...
Rockest: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
K: Oh God ... now Boot seems pissed.
Rockest: Now what I'm gonna do is ... take one of those X-Treme Curling rocks ... shine it up real nice ... TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! If you smelllll ...
M: He doesn't even get to finish before Boot nails him. It looks like we got a match. Rockest is reeling back and Boot throws him into the ring. Boot get up on the apron and steps over the top rope ... but here comes the Rockest ... and surprise ... he is simply punching Boot. Not only does the Rockest look like you know who, but he is about just as talented.
K: Rockest pummels Boot to the corner, punches him a few more times, spits into his hand ... and Boot plows out of the corner and levels Rockest with a clothesline.
M: Oh look, the Rockest is no-selling and gets on up. Just like the real you know who. How typical, and he is nailing Boot with, you guessed it, more punches. He whips Boot into the ropes, and surprise, a spine buster. Probably only one of the two moves that this guy knows.
K: Rockest walks over to Boots head, kicks Boot's arm, pulls off his elbow pad, throws it into the crowd ... but no one tries to catch it. In fact, they all run to avoid catching it. He points to the fans ... who naturally boo him, runs to one side of the ropes and bounces off, runs over Boot and into the other ropes and bounces off ... winds his leg up ... drops the elbow ... BUT MISSES!
M: Of course, you think any one in UCW would stay down long enough to sell a piece of crap move like that? And of course, Rockest is no-selling and getting on up. But here comes Boot ... and runs through with a spear that sends the Rockest through that table in the corner. He'll sell that by God!
K: Rockest is now just sitting there in the corner amongst the wreckage of that table. And Boot is getting something. Why, it is one of his X-Treme Curling rocks ... with the camera on them. Boot points to somebody backstage ... and here comes our President Rob Grayson. He wonders what Boot wants and he comes down to ringside.
M: Boot hands Rob the X-Treme Curling broom ... and I think there is a camera on that to. Rob knows what to do with it, and he stands next to Rockest, and gives Boot the signal.
K: Boot stands in the other corner with the curling stone, Lines it up and launches it, Rob sweeps, we go to the camera on the stone, and we see as the curling stone crashes into the family jewels of the Rockest. That has got to be painful!
M: Boot picks Rockest out the corner and drags him to the middle of the ring, picks him up, and there is the 69er Slam! Rob counts, because as President he is a sanctioned UCW Official, 1 ... 2 ... 3! Boot has beaten the Rockest. I'd say Rockest was fired from UCW ... but he was never a part of it. We'll be right back.
K: Welcome back to Mayhem. We are seeing the defeated Rockest backstage. He has got to be sore from the beating he has just taken. One of the doors to the locker room opens up. It is the Gay Bandit.
Bandit: Helloooooo Rockest ... what is this I hear about you sticking things up candy asses?
M: Rockest looks startled, and Bandit grabs him, pulls him into the locker room and closes the door and we hear it lock. This is not good for the Rockest. Well now is time for our next match.
Marv: What a great night so far UCW fans, we saw Ravenous victorious as well as Blade. And now we get to see two of UCW's elite fight for the right to challenge RJ Souza for his World Title.
Korin: And we're set to begin this main event match as Crazed Killer's music hits and he heads down the ramp. The fans seem pretty unimpressed by Crazed Killer's showboating. But he finally gives up and slides into the ring.
Marv: I know all you fans we're hoping that VP Boot would join us here at the announcer's table but he decided to stay in the backm in case anyone wants a backstage interview. And here comes Shadow as Crazed Killer stands poised in the ring.
Korbin: Shadow slides into the ring and the match begins. Crazed Killer goes right after his former tag partner by stomping on his head. He immediately follows his early advantage by nailing a vertical suplex. He goes for a pin! 1 . . . and a kickout before the two count.
Marv: Crazed Killer seems a little too anxious to move on to RJ, but he'd better not look past Shadow, he's a great competitor in this organization. Crazed Killer raises Shadow on his shoulders, I think he's going for a DVD.
Korbin: No, Shadow swings around and turns it into a DDT. He then Picks up CK and whips him into the ropes and drop kick to the face. But instead of tying to win the match now he climbs to ropes, He lays in wait as CK stumbles to his feet. He lunges at CK with a flying clothesline but CK counters into a powerslam.
Marv: Now it's CK's turn to climb the ropes, He tries for a diving headbutt but Shadow rolls out of the way causing CK to plow face first into the canvass. Now both men lay dazed in the ring. Both men get to their feet simultaneously and begin to pummel each other furiously.
Korbin: There's no love lost between these two, the lace each other with lefts and rights. CK swings a wild haymaker which Shadow narrowly ducks as he lands a kick to the gut and a jawbreaker. But he doesn't know the meaning of mercy as he immediately continues his onslaught.
Marv: CK backs into the ropes and bounces off to walk right into a sidewalk slam. Shadow then picks CK up and lifts him into a suplex position. CK is kicking his legs wildly, trying to throw off Shadows balance.
Korbin: But it isn't working, Shadow has CK set up for a suplex, no, he instead nails a brainbuster. This may be over! Shadow hooks the leg, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! And our winner and #! Contender is Shadow. Good night everybody and be sure to tune into Fury this Thursday, check your local listings for time and channel. From Marv Addams and myself Korbin Johnson I hope you had a great night!