K : Welcome back to UCW Monday Mayham. Right now Marv is in backstage helping the workers move some boxes. So we have a special guest commentor for you, the wrestling legend, The Iron Sheik! Maybe unknown by some of the younger fans, but Sheik is surely rememberd by the older ones.
IS : (In his accent) Yes, yes. I was the best WWF champion ever! I was the best tag team champion ever! I was the greatest and no one could beat me, and I am still the greatest!
K : ...Yes. You know, Sheik, I was always a fan of yours. Have you considerd coming back to wrestling by joining UCW?
IS : I still wrestle! I dominate the independent circle! I wanted to join UCW but Grayson said I am too fat and too old...that son of...I mean you guys are bunch of amauters. Why would I want to join guys like you! You call yourself a federation???
K : Then why are you here?
IS : Well, because...umm... Khafeh shoo khareh ahmag!
K : Huh..?... anyways, here comes Infenral Freak, formerly known as Inferno.
IS : And here comes Maziar Sardar . This is going to be a great match with these two talented guys. But none of them will ever be talented as me, the great Iron Sheik! I was even the first ever olympic gold medalist who got in pro wrestling! And I won it for my country before that kiddo Angle was born! I am the greatest!
K : The ring bells and the match is underway. Maziar quickly starts with a serious of punches to IF. He pushes IF to the ropes and clothslines him outside.
IS : Hoho. Sardar turns and celebrates. But IF doesn't stay down for long. He quickly slides into the ring and hits Sardar's back with a shoulder block.
K : Maziar is down and IF stomps him. He picks Maziar up and Whips him to the turnbuckle. IF moves to the turnbuckle and puts Sardar on the top of it.
IS : IF grabs Maziar's leg and does a Super Dragon Screw. Sardar is down on the mat and IF climbs the turnbuckles. He goes for a flying elbow drop!
K : But Maziar moves out of the way just in time! Both of them don't stay down for long. They are up again and here comes IF with a super kick to Maziar...
IS : But it does not connect!
Sardar quickly dodges and kicks IF in stomach. IF
bends a little and Sardar with a DDT. This match is
becoming great, but never great as the legendry
matches between the Iron Sheik and Hulk Hogan!
K : The 1/2 of Tag Team Champions got lucky there, Super Kick was set up to IF's finisher. Maziar now goes for cover. 1 .. 2.. IF gets his shoulders up just in time. Maziar picks him up and nails him with a capture suplex!
IS : Tag Team champions? Oh yeah...the Canadian Cripplers. A great team but they will never beat the unstoppable force of Iron Sheik and Nikiloa Volkoff!
K : Umm..yeah. Maziar is looking down at Infernal Freak and is thinking what to do next. He grabs IF's head to pick him up...but IF with a low blow!
IS : IF picks Maziar up and a pump handle slam! He goes for the cover, but some chick put Sardar's leg on the rope.
K : That was Suzan! Where did she come came from? Both IF and Ref did not see that. 1 ... 2 . and the referee finally sees the leg on the rope and stops the count.
IS : IF picks Maziar up and shoves him to the ropes near turnbuckle, getting him in him in a tree of woe. He starts a serious of chops against Maziar's chest. What kind of move is that?! Get him in the Camel Clutch!
K : IF stops the chops and runs to the opposite ropes and taunts the crowd. Now he is going to run back to Maziar...
IS : But the same chick grabs his boot from outside and IF falls.
K: That is Suzan! She is his manager, get it? An angry IF gets right back up and yells something at her. Suzan quickly climbs the stairs and stands near the turnbuckle... she reaches for IF and SLAPS HIM HARD ACROSS THE FACE! WOOOO! But before IF does anything, the ref stops both of them and forces Suzan to go back near ringside.
IS : Heh heh heh ! IF turns but here comes Maziar who has took advantage of this and gotten himself out of Tree of Woe. He spears IF to the turnbuckle before he even notices!
K: IF's back must hurt now...he steps forward and before he falls down on his face, Maziar grabs him and nails him with The Perspolis! He goes for the cover 1 ... 2 ... 3!
IS : Hoho! What a short match, but it was a good one. Now I need to leave. I need to go Volkoff's place and then go for our match in Biff's Championship Wrestlering! We are facing the Boogie Boys and the another tag team known as Legend of Broken Telephones.
K: I wish you the best of luck, Iron Sheik! It was a honor to meet you.
IS: Yes, yes! It was your pleasure to meet me! I am the greatest! Goodbye and take care.
K : Don't go anywhere fans, the RAW has not started yet. Just kidding folks, we will be back after these messages.
Marv: Hello all you wrestling nuts, we're back and ready to start the next match. And we won't waste any time as RJ Souza walks to the ring. He is met by a mixture of cheers and boo's from the crowd.
Korbin: The fans seem to have mixed feelings about our former World Champion Bad Karma. And the same reaction for Blade as he enters the arena. Blade just laughs and shrugs off the mixed feelings of the fans and slides into the ring.
Marv: And right into the lions den as RJ instantly stomps on the head of Blade. He gets to his feet but RJ just backs him into the ropes, whips him across the ring and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam.
Korbin: RJ goes for the pin, 1 . . and not even a two count. RJ should know this is way to early. But he get right back to it as he gets Blade in a reverse chin lock. Is this supposed to be a submission attempt?
Marv: I don't think so Korbin, I think he's just wearing Blade down a little, and maybe doing some strategizing as well. Blade manages to get up to one knee, now he's on his feet. He starts elbowing RJ right to the ribs. He does it again and again, RJ must be feeling those elbows by now.
Korbin: RJ finally releases his hold and blade flatens him with a clothesline. This gives Blade a chance to rest for a moment. But instead Blade goes right back to work and back RJ into the corner and begins to fill the air with the unmistakable sound of chops to the chest.
Marv: And as expected the crowd follows every chop with a loud woooooo! Isn't that great! Every time a guy gets slapped in the chest I have to be reminded of Rick Flair! It's almost enough to make me hang myself.
Korbin: Alright Marv, save the drama for another promotion. Blade delivers one final chop and winds up for a haymaker but RJ throws Blade into the corner and begins lacing him with rights and lefts. RJ sure turned the tables on this match, I thought Blade had it in the bag.
Marv: That's what's so wonderful about this sport, it's so unpredictable. RJ rams Blade face first into the mat with a bulldog. Now he's climbing the ropes, I think he's going to try a high risk maneuver.
Korbin: But wait! Blade lunges at the ropes and knocks RJ right down on his . . . . . . lower extremities. Blade climbs the ropes and sets RJ up for . . . . . . a superplest from the top rope!! Blade covers . . . 1 . . . . 2 . . . but RJ just gets the left shoulder up in time.
Marv: Blade keeps going by picking RJ up and nailing a ddt. And as if that wasn't enough Blade goes outside the ring and gets a steel chair. Now that's not right, this isn't a hardcore match. But thank God the referee takes the chair from Blade.
Korbin: Hold on! As the referee passes the chair outside to one of our security guards Blade retrieves a small chain that was hidden behind one of the turnbuckles. RJ get to his feet but before he can make any offensive or defensive move he gets clocked by Blade who wrapped the chain around his fist.
Marv: Blade throws the chain into the crowd just before the referee turns around. He doesn't have any idea of what just happened. Blade pins RJ, the referee counts, 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! And controversial as it may be, Blade just defeated RJ. But we're out of time for today, be sure to join us Thursday for Fury, from all of us here at UCW, good night!