F: Welcome everbody to UCW Mayhem ... formerally UCW Turmoil ... but that was Mayhem in the first place so it ok!
C: Alright James, no more confusing the fans, lets get to the action.
F: Sure thing there, first up we have the returning former two time UCW World Champion. And he will be going up against the promising newcomer Sean "Elevation" O'Gara. O'gara has been showing lots of promise so far, but tonight will be his toughest challenge so far.
C: Sure is, you don't get to become World Champion twice by being a wimp. Once maybe, I mean there was that Foxhunt guy ... but twice? Not dam likely.
F: Well said there Creed. Coming out first is the Irishman O'Gara. He seems a little nervous about his battle, but he still looks very determined.
C: Now here comes the man himself. Coming out with his two twins Gin and Jan. Look at the smug look on RJ's face. I get a kick out of this guy.
F: You would Jack. RJ climbs into the ring and him and O'Gara are facing off. In a show of disrespect RJ pie faces the youngster and gives him a shove.
C: O'Gara then goes after Rj, who then backs off and ducks between the ropes. Then as the referee tries to get O'Gara off of RJ, he reaches over and jabs a thumb into the eye of O'Gara. I love it.
F: Rj then steps out the corner and grabs O'Gara and pulls him to the corner as he is blinded. RJ then with a hard knife edge chop to the chest of Elevation. The yell of "Whooo" erupts from the crows.
C: Whoooooo!
F: Stop that! Another chop to the chest of O'Gara has him stinging. Rj walks out of the corner and shows off at the crowd.
C: Then Sean O'Gara springs out and dropkicks RJ in the back. He simply refuses to be taken lightly by RJ. As a surprised RJ gets up to his feet, O'Gara follows up that move with a kick to the stomach and a DDT.
F: O'Gara is looking good, as RJ rolls to the outside of the ring. He is signalling for a time out, there is no time out in wrestling.
C: Well give him one. That Sean O'Gara is a cheap shot artist.
F: But what about when RJ ... oh, forget it! As RJ is walking around the ring, and consorting with Gin and Jan, O'Gara slides to the outside and grabs RJ from behind and then slams him face first into the guard rail.
C: O'Gara now picks RJ up and rolls him back into the ring near the corner. Now O'Gara is climbing to the top from the outside. I think he is going to go for the Elevation Press.
F: But wait, Gin is up on the apron and has grabs the leg of O'Gara. O'Gara is trying to kick her off, and the referee has even come over to order her to let go.
C: Wait, while the referee and O'Gara are distracted, Jan is handing something to RJ. I think she has handed him a pair of brass knuckles or something. This is great!
F: While the referee is yelling something to Gin, RJ is up and then nails Sean O'Gara in the jaw with those knucks, and O'Gara simply falls knocked out off the top rope and into the ring.
C: RJ hands the knuckles back to Jan, and Gin steps off of the apron. Their work is done. Now RJ is walking around the ring, yeah, way to go RJ, you got him.
F: Not yet he doesn't! He still has to pin him. Rj seems to think he has this match won already. He now drags O'Gara to the middle of the ring, and is signalling for the Bad Karma Drop.
C: RJ picks Sean O'Gara up for the falling powerbomb, but O'Gara simply drops flat on his face. He is out of this, its only academic from here.
F: *hmmp* RJ reaches down to pick O'Gara up again. But wait ... O'Gara grabs RJ and wraps him up with a small package! RJ has took to long, and O'Gara was simply playing possum!
C: What? No! Referee is there with a count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Sean O'Gara has just beaten RJ Souza?
F: What an great win for Sean O'Gara. This moves him up in the ranks of UCW for sure. He simply makes a quick escape while RJ is still in the ring stunned. And I don't blame him! We will be right back.
Creed: Well the stage is set...uh, I mean the scene is set in the graveyard with the half moon peeking out of the partly cloudy sky. Fairbanks: This place is giving me the creeps JC, let's get on with it so we can get the hell out of here! Creed: Would you just shut up and be a big boy? I am sick and tired of working with amatuers. Fairbanks: You mean to tell me that this isn't creeping you out? Creed: NO Fairbanks: But there are dead people everywhere and we are bothering them. Creed: Just do the color commentary for the match you baby. Buffy is walking toward an open area of the cemetary where a big hole has been made for the match tonight. Slowly she comes into focus out of the foggy night. Candles have been placed everywhere around the makeshift ring with the hole and a giant pile of dirt in the center. Fairbanks: Well here is the Women's Champion. Buffy looks to be ready for the match but where on earth is Devil Girl? Creed: Speaking of earth, look at that! The dirt next to the hole begins to faintly move. A boot pops out of the soil and soon there is a leg. Devil Girl sits up from underneath the dirt and slowly and methodically rises from beneath the dirt and stands on her feet. Creed: That was one hell of an entrance. Fairbanks: Yes, but it looks like Buffy is wasting no time here because she charges Devil Girl. Devil Girl catches Buffy with a diving headbutt and the collision sends them both to the ground. Creed: That was quicking thinking on the part of Devil Girl but it looks like Buffy is up first. Fairbanks: Yes and she picks Devil Girl up in a side headlock and runs her head first into a tree! Creed: Ouch! That should rattle some fillings. Buffy immediately goes for a Texas cloverleaf on Devil Girl but Devil Girl manages to kick Buffy in the chin and send her to ground. Both get up about the same time. Fairbanks: They're tying up again, looks like Devil Girl has the leverage and she is bending Buffy down to her knees. Creed: OH, Devil Girl just gave Buffy a knee to the kisser, and a fine kisser if I do say so myself Fairbanks: Get your mind out of the gutter. Creed: Devil Girl lands a vicious elbow drop into Buffy's midsection and she is sitting on Buffy's chest. Fairbanks: Would you look at that? Devil Girl is punching Buffy in the head with both fist like a woman possessed. Creed: Now she is up and is dragging Buffy to the grave. Are we going to have a new woman's champion tonight? As Devil Girl has Buffy graveside there is a flash of movement that sends Devil Girl to the ground.
Fairbanks: Look at that, Vixen has tackled Devil Girl
to the ground and is giving her a dose of her own
medicine by double fisting Devil Girl in the face.
Creed: Devil Girl isn't looking too good and look,
Buffy is up and looking on.
Vixen gets up and is standing over Devil Girl.
Vixen begins stomping Devil
Girl and soon Buffy joins in too.
Fairbanks: This is getting ugly real fast.
Creed: Ugly? Look at those women and tell me how you
work ugly into the conversation.
Fairbanks: Devil Girl looks like she is out. Wait....
Creed: What in the hell, What was that noise over by
the tree? Man I am getting out of here.
Fairbanks: Would you shut up? It was probably the
wind.
Creed: Wind? What wind? We haven't had any wind all
night, look the candles aren't even flickering.
Fairbanks: What in the...
Creed: It's Orgasma. Orgasma just knocked Vixen clean
off her rocker!
Fairbanks: Yes but now they are trading punches and
it looks like Vixen is getting to Orgasma.
Creed: Well look!
Orgasma grabs a handful of Vixen's hair and slams
her head into the tree. Vixen looks
shaken but reaches out to fight back accidently pulls Orgasmas black dress and
tears it off.
Creed: Now were talking buddy. Would you look at the
body on Orgasma?
Fairbanks: JC, you really need to focus here!
Creed: Focus, yeah right. I am focusing in on that
black thong and bra that looks like it is two sizes too small.
Fairbanks: Well, you are right, she is definately
built but Buffy better watch out because she is watching the fiasco and
seems to be neglecting Devil Girl who is beginning to sit up.
Vixen clotheslines Orgasma to the ground and is
approaching and Buffy is caught off gaurd with a
boot to the back.
Fairbanks: See, what did I tell you?
Creed: But Buffy trapped Devil Girl's foot and is
wrenching on her ankle.
Fairbanks: Buffy lets go of that ankle and picks
Devil Girl up by the hair.
Creed: Uh-oh, look out here.
Buffy picks Devil Girl up into vertical suplex
position and slams her hard ontop of a cement
grave marker and Devil Girl isn't moving. Orgasma is laying on the ground next
to grave and grabs a handful of dirt and
tosses it at Vixen.
Fairbanks: Orgasma has blinded Vixen with that dirt,
smart move.
Creed: I don't know about that because Orgasma is
getting to her feet and Vixen is reaching for the shovel.
Fairbanks: Who will get there first?
SMACK!
Creed: No that is definately going to hurt in the
morning.
Fairbanks: Yes, that shovel across Orgasmas back had
to hurt. She is flat on her stomach, don't get any ideas here either JC.
Creed: Look, Buffy is picking Devil Girl up and Vixen
is picking up Orgasma.
Fairbanks: Yes, they both have their foe in position.
Creed: Wow, how fitting they both landed a tombstone
piledriver and Orgasma and Devil Girl are out cold.
Vixen drags Orgasma over to the grave by the hair
and then kicks her into the giant hole in the earth.
Fairbanks: This doesn't look good for Devil Girl.
Creed: No, Buffy has her teetering on the edge of the
grave and there...she kicks Devil Girl in the stomach and she tumbles into the
void.
Fairbanks: Wow, what a match!
Creed: Don't think it's over yet, Vixen and Buffy are
sizing each other up.
Fairbanks: It's over, look.
Vixen picks up a candle and snuffs it out with her
tongue and then disappears into darkness just as quickly as
she came.
F: What a great night we have been seeing so far. And now it is time for the UCW Internet title match, as the champion Ice Blade will be facing the mysterious Firebrand. C: A Fire vs. Ice match? Wasn't there something like this before ... with Pyromaniac vs D-Frost? F: Shhhh! We are never supposed to mention those two! C: Oh, right. Coming out first is the challenger Firebrand ... there is something familiar about that guy. I can't place my finger on it though. F: I don't know what you are talking about. Now here comes the champion Ice Blade. He won this title in an upset win over the "Universal Hearthrob" Jack Heart, and now it is time for his first title defense since winning that belt. C: Ice is in the ring, and hands the Internet Belt to referee Mario, who then displays it to the crowd. He passes the belt to the outside, and there goes the bell. F: Firebrand catches Ice with a chop to the chest, and then takes him down with an armdrag. Ice Blade was surprised by that, he seemed to be walking into this match underestimating Firebrand simply cause we know so little about him. C: Yeah, so little ... hey James, do you ever get around to watching XWC's shows? F: Once in a while ... why do you ask? C: Hmmm ... no reason I guess. I just got the odd feeling that we should have been. F: I don't know what you are talking about. Firebrand runs off the ropes, but Ice Blade catches him with a spinning back breaker. That stopped the momentum that Firebrand was building. C: Ice now holds Firebrand down with an arm bar. Both these men are usually high flyers, but right now they are sticking to the ground. F: Ice places his knee between the shoulders of Firebrand, and pulls back on his two arms. Referee Mario is there and checks for a submission. Firebrand is struggling in pain from the surfboard from Ice Blade, but is still refusing to submit. C:Firebrand is managing to barely make it up to his feet, but Ice is applying more preasure to the move. Then Ice clubs Firebrand in the back with a forearm, and then positions him for a piledriver. F: Ice almost has Firebrand up, but Firebrand holds onto the legs of Ice and then reverses and drops Ice with a back body drop. C: Ice quickly gets up to his feet, but Firebrand with a flury of punches has him reeling against the ropes. Then quickly Firebrand runs up the ropes, and springs off and catches Ice Blade with a huracanrana that sends him crashing to the mat. F: Firebrand makes a quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Ice Blade kicks out at two. What a move that just was, but Ice Blade has showed his toughness by not being put away by that. C: Firebrand is picking Ice up, but then Ice with a shot to the stomach of Firebrand and then a quick go-behind. Then Ice Blade nails a dragon suplex onto the slightly smaller Firebrand. F: That was a great move by the Internet Champion. He catches his breath for a second, and then makes a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Firebrand is able to escape. C: Signs of frustration are showing on Ice Blade, as he picks Firebrand up and then levels him out with a short lariat. He then climbs to the second rope, and is going for an elbow across the chest of Firebrand. F: Ice Blade dives off, but Firebrand managed to get a foot up and Ice crashes face first into it. Ice Blade is stunned, and now is the time for Firebrand to take an advantage. C: As Ice Blade is staggering, Firebrand climbs the rope, and then dives off with a cross body block. He lands across the chest of Ice Blade ... but Ice rolls into it and changes momentum for a cover on Firebrand ... 1 ... 2 ... but Firebrand kicks out. F: Ice Blade and Firebrand are getting up and then Ice lunges with a clothesline, but Firebrand ducks, and then nails Ice Blade with a super kick! C: Huh? That super kick looked eerily like ... F: Firebrand with a cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! That superkick was enough to do it! Firebrand has become the new UCW Internet Champion. C: Wait! I got it! It was so obvious all along! Firebrand is none other than ... F: We have got to go folks!Winner - Buffy
Firebrand vs. Ice Blade
UCW Internet Title Match
Winner - Firebrand
New UCW Internet Champion