UCW World Title Tournament

Dingo Dundee vs Jackal

Steel Cage Match

Fairbanks: Welcome to Mayhem everyone! We’re starting off here tonight with some real animal action as Dingo Dundee takes on the Jackal in a World Title Tournament match!

Creed: And as the special stipulation which is part of the tournament, the wheel thought we should shove the two mutts into a steel cage! Ha!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a steel cage match. Making his way to the ring first, weighting in at 250 pounds from the Outback, Dingo Dundee!

[Dingo comes down to “Headstrong” by Trapt holding a “DO NOT FEED THE DINGO JACKALS” sign. He walks into the cage as a howl comes across the speakers.]

A: And his opponent, the former 3 time world champion, Jackal!

[Jackal comes out holding a “DO NOT FEED THE JACKAL DINGOS” sign. He spots Dingo’s own little visual aid and immediately goes mad, shouting at him. He then charges down into the ring and into the cage as the two of them go at it, exchanging right handed blows. The bell goes as Jackal starts to beat Dingo into a corner. He whips him out into the opposite then follows with a body splash. Jackal takes Dingo out of the corner and hits a DDT, as the crowd scream and cheer. He howls out loud and they join in.]

F: Still a big fan favourite.

[Jackal pulls Dingo up to his feet and hits a vertical suplex. He gets up and goes to lift Dingo again but Dingo responses with a right hand to the face. He and jackal go into a slug fest which Dingo gradually wins out. He beats jackal into the ropes and whips off them into a clothesline on the return. Dingo hits a knee drop on Jackal’s head, checks to make sure he’s down then goes to climb the cage. Unfortunately for him, Jackal isn’t out and gets to his feet and grabs Dingo by the foot just as he starts to gain some altitude. He hanks Dingo off the cage wall and he crashes down into the ring. Jackal climbs up onto a turnbuckle and as Dingo gets to his feet he is hit by a missile dropkick. Jackal springs back up, pushes Dingo into the opposite turnbuckle from which he jumped, backs away and then hits the HFB.]

C: HFB! The old dog still has some bite! Haha, I’m just too good.

[The crowd is crazy as Jackal starts to climb up the cage. He struggles for a bit to get his footing right which gives Dingo time to recover. As Jackal finally manages to get up a bit on the cage Dingo comes too enough to grab both his feet and pull them away so Jackal falls face first onto the ropes. Dingo relaxes off a bit to gain some composure then lets lose with right foots to Jackal’s body. Dingo drags him to his feet and hits a double arm piledriver, followed by a quick shot to the face of the prone Jackal. Dingo breathes a bit then pulls Jackal up one more time to continue his assault but Jackal opens up with a punch to the gut followed by a jumping knee to the face. He uses the change in pace to grab Dingo and slam his face into the chain mail wall and drag it along back and forth. Dingo’s face is soon cut open and bleeding.]

C: Real beast fight this one, it’s “ruff’’ stuff! Ha! I’m here all week folks.

[After opening Dingo up Jackal tosses him into the middle of the ring. He has a quick spit at Dingo then starts to climb again. He makes good headway when Dingo staggers up to his feet and climbs up after him. A race begins which Jackal is quicker in and just as he reaches the top Dingo grabs his left foot to hold him back. Despite his best efforts, Jackal can’t shake him off and soon the two men are both at the top of the cage in one of the corners. They begin another fist fight, swinging their arms out wide to get some force on their shots. Jackal lands a blow, Dingo lands a blow, Jackal lands a blow, Dingo lands a blow, Jackal lands a blow, Dingo lands a blow then leans back far enough for Jackal’s shot to go wide. The momentum from the wide swing causes Jackal to lose his balance and he topples back into the ring with a crash.]

C: Dogs can’t fly Jackal! Haha!

[Dingo Dundee climbs down the cage to the outside and wins the match. He slumps down y the guard rail and wipes some blood from his eyes as he gets patted on the back by fans.]

F: Big success for Dingo Dundee, don’t go away we’ll be right back!

Winner (by escape) – Dingo Dundee

Advances to the next round

Backstage...

Felicity: Now lets see.....

???: Erm... boss.... can I have a favor?

Felicity: What is it Kev?

Kev: Well, Ult's a little miffed cos I took the toxin mobile for another paint job and I kinda ticked the wrong box so now its neon pink...

Felicity: And this has WHAT to do with me?

Kev: Well... he doesn't know yet... so I want to impress him so that it has less of an impact.

Felicity: Is this going where I think it is?

Kev: Yes... I want in on the World title tournament...

Felicity: ...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kev: Come on boss... give me a chance. Please???

Felicity: ... Ok... I tell you what... I've had to cancel the STK vs Kam match as we can't find STK anywhere, so I'll move Jack Heart vs Seth to the main event, and there's a local boy here tonight, goes by the name of Bone Idol.... you beat him... you're in...

Kev: Thanks boss....

Fairbanks: Well that sounds.... interesting... and at the same time disturbing. What has Kev Mania done to earn a chance to be World Champ?

Creed: Hey come on! The guy deserves a chance.

Fairbanks: Whose side are you on?

Creed: Whichever side keeps me in toXin's good books....

Fairbanks: Well here comes Kev now, accompanied by Godsmack's "Awake." A somewhat ironic choice of entrance music given Kev's character....

Creed: And now here comes... Oh dear......

Fairbanks: Erm... a 7'5 behemoth has just appeared on the ramp.... and Kev's jaw now appears to firmly stuck open... this does not look good....

Kev Mania vs Bone Idol

Jobber Match

Fairbanks: Bone Idol steps into the ring and Kev immediately rebounds off the opposite ropes and goes for a shoulder block... but bounces off the huge local man. You know, you cant help but get the impression that Felicity doesn't want Kev in the world title hunt...

Creed: Yes... cruel....

Fairbanks: Kev picks himself up and ties up with Bone Idol in the middle of the ring, and Bone Idol thunders him into the mat with a single push. Kev bounces around on the canvas for a while, then retreats to the corner to rethink his strategy.

Creed: Its difficult to think of it this way I know, but Kev is actually a very intelligent ring wrestler. He likes to expose flaws in other's move sets and use that to his advantage.

Fairbanks: He locks hands with Bone Idol, but the big man quickly over powers Kev and kicks him in the stomach. He goes to follow up with a clothesline and Kev ducks, looking for a German Suplex, but the giant is too much for the 230 pounder to lift, and all he gets is an elbow in a face, and then  a clothesline to the mat....

Creed: Kev's getting splattered by this big guy!

Fairbanks: Idol goes to pick Kev up, but Kev scores with a rake to the eyes forcing the big man to turn his back. Kev rebounds off the ropes and leaps onto his back, locking his legs around Idols waist and locking in a sleeper hold round his head..... the big man throws his weight around but Kev's amateur wrestling skills mean that his grip is tighter than a ducks..... rear.

Creed: I despair of your goody two shoes attitude I really do....

Fairbanks: Oh shut up Creed.... Kev keeps that hold locked in and the giant collapses onto his knees. Kev releases the hold, and seeing that the giant is still groggy, rebounds off the ropes and nails a throwback, sending Idol face first into the mat. Kev sees his opportunity and heads to the top rope, most likely looking for a Mania Sault!

Creed: What's the difference between a Mania Sault and a moonsault exactly?

Fairbanks: I don't know Creed but anyway, Kev has his back turned and has failed to see that Idol has climbed back to his feet. Kev leaps going for the Mania Sault but is caught upside down by that giant! The giant lifts Kev all the way up onto his shoulders, but Kev counters and rolls off his back, pushing him into the ropes... and on the rebound... WOW!!!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!!

Creed: HOW'D HE DO THAT?

Fairbanks: Ladies and gentlemen, somehow Kev has managed to get Idol up onto his shoulders!!!

Creed: Well Kev is on his kness....

Fairbanks: Even so Creed, I think Kev really believes he can hit the Trend Setter!!!! AND HE DOES!!! KEV'S GOING TO BE IN THE WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT!!

Creed: WOW!!! Who's pyro is that?

Fairbanks: I don't know Creed, but if that's Bon Jovi's voice I hear then.... yep... here he comes. The slimmer trimmer but still fearsome Ultimatum is here, and he's storming towards the ring with a face like thunder! 

Creed: I think he may have just found out about the car....

Fairbanks: And there goes Kev!!! Sprinting off into the crowd with Ultimatum in hot pursuit!! The two run up through the crowd and eventually dissappear from view as the ref counts to 10. Bone Idol wins the match!

Winner: Bone Idol

By Count Out

Fairbanks: Well, I doubt that's the first thing on Kev's mind right now.... I expect its more focused on not getting caught by Ult....

Creed: Well to hell with that, let's just go straight to the main event.

Jack Heart vs Seth

World Title Tournament Round 1

Fairbanks: Well... here comes Seth now, mask and all down to the centre of the ring, he's obviously looking to get a second chance at winning the World title after last month where, by Seth's thinking at least... he got screwed by the interference of the Psycho circus... who left shortly afterwards having promised a reign of fear....

Creed: Yeah, surprising how often that happens. Remember that Shadows guy?

Fairbanks: Eurgh... don't remind me! Anyway Jack Heart's music begins to play... but he doesn't appear, so one of the techies pokes his head through the curtain, then collapses to the ground on the end of a loud crashing noise. Jack appears from behind the curtain looking perfectly innocent, looks around, then makes his way to the ring carrying the chair, reaching it and standing on the turnbuckles and taunting to the fans. This is Jack's first match since returning to UCW along with Sean O'Gara, so it'll be interesting to see how he performs against the winner of the first ever X-Cup.

Creed: Wait, Felicity's on the Ultimatron, lets see what we're in for!

Fairbanks: Felicity spins the wheel, and it lands on..... First Blood!!!!

First Blood Match

Fairbanks: Well, the rules are simple. First person to make their opponent bleed from the head wins!

Creed: Wait... looks like Seth's asking for a microphone. We haven't heard much from Seth over the past few weeks so this could be interesting. Seth turns, opens his mouth to speak, and Jack Heart blasts him over the head with the chair!

Fairbanks: Wow! Whatever Seth had to say Jack obviously wanted none of it! The bell goes and Jack picks Seth up and begins hammering away at his face with his fists. I'm surprised this match isn't already over after that chair shot! Jack hits a hip toss out of the corner and immediately locks in an arm bar variant. Jack is a technical artist and likes to use those maneuvers as best he can. Seth clambers back to his feet, but Jack keeps wrenching that arm, then ducking under it nails Seth with an elbow to the nose. Seth tries to regain his composure, but as soon as he's on his feet, Jack whips him into the corner, so hard that Seth's head bounces off the turnbuckle and he flips over the top of it to the outside.

Creed: Well, Heart's always been vicious, and it doesn't look like his time away has changed that one bit.

Fairbanks: He's still popular though, and the fans cheer him on as he goes to the outside to continue his demolition of Seth. He grabs Seth by the hair and rams his face into the security wall several time, then throws him towards the ring post, but Seth counters it and Jack bounces head first off the ring post. The ref quickly heads to the outside to examine both of them, but neither of them are bleeding at this point. Seth capitalises on the advantage and leaps onto the security wall, then leaps off it taking Heart down with a flying clothesline.

Creed: Seth back in the game now!

Fairbanks: Seth stomps away at Jack then rolls him onto our announce table, before picking up one of the tv monitors nearby and smashing it over JAck's head. Still, however, the man wont bleed!

Creed: I'd imagine he'd have a headache now though....

Fairbanks: Seth leaves Jack on the announce table and runs back into the ring, before climbing the top turnbuckle and signaling to the crowd. Seth leaps looking for an elbow drop, but Jack rolls out of the way in the nick of time and Seth crashes through the table. Both men stay down for quite a long time as the ref checks on them, but then Jack drags himself slowly back into the ring and grabs his chair, setting it between the middle and top ropes in one of the corners. Seth staggers up from the effects of his own elbow drop, and Jack leans over the ropes and grabs him, but Seth has that monitor in his hand, and smacks Jack in the face with it, sending the grand slammer toppling backwards.

Creed: Sneaky move by Seth!

Fairbanks: The ref rolls into the ring as Seth celebrates and taunts the fans, but the referee doesn't call for the bell, Jack Heart STILL isn't bleeding!! How can that be?

Creed: I don't think Seth can believe it either!

Fairbanks: Seth climbing up onto that turnbuckle above the chair now, waiting for Jack to get back to his feet. Seth throws himself through the air looking for a hurracanrana, but Jack catches him on his shoulders, and with every bit of strength left in him turns around and propels him into the chair in the corner with an alleyoup. Seth's head crashes back off that steal and splits open, dripping all over the canvas. The ref immediately calls for the bell and sends Jack into the next round!

Winner: Jack Heart

Advances to the next round

Fairbanks: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is all we have time for tonight, but 2 new contenders advance to the second round, the title one step closer to being in their grasp.

Creed: Join us next time ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight!