Mad Maple vs Satanic Satan

UCW Internet Title Match

Fairbanks: Fairbanks:Good evening ladies and gentlemen,I'm James Fairbanks along with Jack Creed.The duo of Marv Adams and Korbin Johnson couldn't make it tonight because of a schedualing conflict and we'll be your announcers tonight.

Creed: What,Adams and Johnson in jail for cow tipping again?

F: No,for your imformaton,the two had a charity event to host tonight.

C: Oh,their trying to help out with the bail fund for their favorite orginaztion,Cow Tippers of North America.

F: Just shut up and let's get to our first match.

C: I hope there's no cow tipping involved.

F: Ass,our first match pits new UCW Internet Champion Mad Maple against a man who seems to have become a fixture in the UCW title picture,Satanic Satan.

C: Maybe we should bring back the womens title so that way he'll have another belt to go for,or should we just make-up a new title for him so that way he can finally win a damn belt.

F: One of these days that mouth of yours is going to write a check your butt can't cash.

C: Owwww,I'm scarred.

F: Shut up and let's get to the match.Both contestants and the referee for the match Nick Thompson are in the ring.Thompson calls for the bell and this match is underway.The two men lock up in the center of the ring.The larger Satan biel throws Maple across the ring.

C: I believe he had a handful of hair there.

F: I believe you are right and the ref caught Satan and is admonishing him for the act.Satan has had numerous shots at gold here in UCW but so far has come up short and tonight the frustration seems to be showing.Satan ignoring the ref marches up to where Maple is trying to get to his feet.Satan with another handful of hair,helps Maple to his feet and throws a big right cross but Maple blocks it and catches Satan with a series of left jabs to the nose of Satan that has his nose trickling blood.Maple with the big wind up for the right upper cut but it was just a decoy as he pokes Satan in the eyes Three Stoogies style with his left.

C: Blinded,Satan stumbles off as the ref is admonishing Maplle this time who has a"what,me"look of innocence on his face.

F: Maple comes up to Satan who blindly lashes out but Maple avoids the blow and hits Satan with a reverse neck breaker.Maple with the cover but can only get a one count.

C: Bit early in the match for that.

F: Maple,looking to wear Satan down applies a chin lock on the big man.Satan though is too close to the ropes and reaching them causes the break.Mapole is up and stomps away at the back of Satans neck till the ref comes in and pulls him off.Maple picks up Satan and whipps him into the ropes than hits him with a hip toss which he immediately follows with an elbow to the prone Satans neck.

C: Some good chain wreslting by Maple there and he's showing some smarts by keeping at Satan and not giving him a chance to get any offense in.

F: Maple now has Satan in a surf board and the ref moves in to see if the big man is ready to tap.Satan won't tap.Maple releases the hold and drops an elbow to the back of Satan,then another,and another,then one more and now Maple locks Satan into a half Boston crab.Again the ref checks to see if Satan is ready to call it quits ut again the big man is saying no despite the tremendous amount of pain that he is in.

C: Satans back won't be the same after this match.

F: That it won't.Maple again releases the hold and this time drops a series of knees to the small of Satans back.Maple this time applies a camal clutch to Satan who though crying out in pain,still won't give up.Maple has the hold locked on tight but wait,somehow Satan has been able to get an arm free and is trying to leverage himself up with it.

C: Couragous move,but it might be too little too late.

F: You may have spoken too soon Creed.Satan has gotten his legs up underneath himself and is attempting to stand.Yes,Satan has made it to his feet and with Maple still hanging on,falls backwards to break Maples hold.

C: Both men are down and appear to be hurt.I think Satan may have fallen onto an extremely tender spot of Maples,you know,jusst below the belt.

F: I didn't know that you had taken an interest in the area below Maples belt.What's the matter,things with Bandit getting stale?

C: Have I called you an ass recently?

F: Thinking of my ass now,my,we are being a kinky boy tonight aren't we Jacky?

C: I hate you.

F: Both men are to their feet and start to trade rights.Satan starts to get the upper hand but Maple blocks a punch and grabbing a hold of the aarm whips Satan into the ropes then levels Satan with a lariet on the rebound.Maple picks Satan up again and whips him into the corner.Maple follows Satan in but Satan dodges out oif the way and Maple hits the turn-buckle.Maple stumbles backwards out of the corner and Satan catches him with a drop toe hold.Satan comes up quickly with holding onto Maples right leg and then put Maple into a figure four leg lock.

C: This time it is the Mad Maple the ref is asking if he submits.

F: Maple shakes his head no.With his back turned the ref doesn't see Satan reach out and grab hold of the middle rope to use for extra leverage.Maple screams out at the added force and again the ref asks if he wants to throw in the towel.

C: Looks like Satan is tired of losing and is pulling out all the stops.He is using those ropes to great advantage.If the ref would just turn around.

F: Maple is trying to reverse the hold but with his hold on the ropes,it is impossible to turn Satan.Finally the ref looks up and sees what Satan is doing and calls for the break.Satan is slow to break the hold but does so before the five count.

C: Satan is up and picks up Maple by the hair and delivers a right to the jaw that puts Maple down to one knee.Satan picks Maple back up and again goes with the right but this time Maple blocks it and conects with a punch of his on.

F: Maple now with a flurry of punches of his own but wait,Satan ducks one and Maple is thrown off balance.Satan slips in behind Maple and execute a back slide into a pin on Mad Maple.

C: What the hell?

F: The ref moves in for the count,ONE,TWO,THR,,,WAIT,someone has just pulled the ref out of the ring.

C: IT'S KAMCHANTABERRY AMBERGREE AND HE JUST KNOCKED THE REF OUT WITH THE UCW INTERNET TITLE BELT.

F: An enraged Satanic Satan reaches over the top rope and grabs Ambergree by the hair and tries to pull him into the ring by it but Kam hits him i the head with the title belt too.

C: WHY IS HE OUT HERE AND WHY IS HE DOING THIS?

F: Calm down before you have a heart attack.I have no idea why Ambergree is doing what he is doing,look,Kam still holding onto the Internet title rolls into the ring and going over to a stunned Satanic Satan,levels him with the title belt busting him open in the process.Kam then walks over to where Maple is up on one knee and busts him open with the belt.

C: Ambergree has knocked out the ref and both wrestlers but why.

F: Ambergree slides out of the ring and walks over to the time keppers table.He picks up the toy belt that the Maple has been carrying around with him since he came to UCW and with both belts over his shoulder,Ambergre turns and walks back up the ramp and into the back leaving a wake of destruction behind him.

C: But why?

F: Who knows,maybe we can find something out during the commercial break.

Winner - Satanic Satan

By Disqualification so Mad Maple still Internet Champion

Pyromaniac vs Thug(?)

No-DQ Match

Fairbanks: We are back folks and again kicking off with a match of what should be epic proportions. Or at least that is what we are hoping, despite these rumors that Thug may not be here tonight.

Creed: Why are you sugar coating it James? Thug may have went crying home with his tail between his legs. That's really all there is to it.

F: Well out of respect to the former tag team champion we are hoping for the better, but who knows. Or maybe this is one of those times to call it as you see it.

C: Either way, here comes Pyromaniac right now. Pyro is also a former tag team champion and Hardcore champion, and was very much looking foward to getting his hands on Thug tonight. Pyro enters the ring and waits, watching the entranceway to see who is coming out to face him tonight.

F: The music starts, but I don't think that is Thug's music. It's ... it's the UCW President Felicity? What will she be doing out here?

C: Isn't it obvious James? Thug has chickened out, and now she is out here to refund all the UCW fans their money, who all paid for these tickets to see somebody get it handed to them.

F: I'm sure it is more than that. Just let her speak. Pyro is looking ver anxious in the ring as well, he wants some one to hurt.

Feilicity: Hold on there Pyro, don't go looking to disappointed. I know you were so looking foward to introducing Thug to a world of hurting, but I am afraid to say Thug is not here tonight, and will most likely not be back in UCW.

C: This doesn't make the crowd very happy. They wanted to see blood.

F: Shhh ... Creed, she's not done yet.

Felicity: I know there is some people who have got to be let down by this. Heck, even I wanted to see the little turd get his tonight ... but here in UCW we never let our fans down.

F: I knew it.

C: What's that mean?

Felicity: So who is a good opponent for Pyro tonight? Well I just got done talking to an old "friend" of Pyro, who has just agreed to come back to UCW, and would just love to re-introduce himself to you. Now here he comes ...

C: "Blind" by Korn plays ... and can that mean who I think it means?

F: It looks like it does Creed. It is INFERNO!!! Also previously known as the Infernal Freak after a famous match with Pyro that caused him to have to change that name, but it looks like he is back to using it.

C: What a shocker! Even Pyro can't believe it. He couldn't have thought this was who he'd be facing tonight. Inferno runs down the aisle past Felicity and slides into the ring, but Pyro is giving him the welcome back by quickly catching him off guard with several kicks to the head and back.

F: Already Inferno is laying face down and being stomped on, but then Pyro runs off the ropes to drop an elbow or something, but then Inferno springs up and levels him out with a clothesline.

C: What a powerful clothesline that was. I guess we know Inferno wasn't sitting on the couch eating Cheetos during his time away from UCW.

F: Well Inferno's power has helped him become a two time Hardcore champion in UCW, just like Pyro. Even helping him beat UCW great Shadow to win that belt the second time.

C: Now Inferno picks Pyro up and shoves him to the corner and then delivers several hard elbows to the side of Pyro's head. Already Pyro has to be reeling from this attack.

F: Not quite yet, as we see when Inferno turns to the crowd for a second, and Pyro suddenly grabs Inferno and reverses him into the corner and delivers a flurry of hard punches.

C: Pyro lets up for a second and then Inferno staggers out of teh corner and falls flat on his face. But instead of going for the cover, Pyro is heading to the outside. Is this a smart move?

F: I think Pyro knows what he is doing. To put an opponent like Inferno away it is going to take a lot more than punches. Plus all is legal in this no disqualification match, icluding Pyro reaching under the ring and pulling out one of those patended UCW brand wooden tables.

C: Pyro begins to slide the table into the ring, but Inferno is up and then runs off the ropes and with a baseball slide kicks the table right into Pyro's face. What impact that sends Pyro reeling back first into the French announce table.

F: Inferno is now leaving the ring. I hope that these two realize that this is not a hardcore match up. The difference being that a No-DQ match can only be won in the ring.

C: It is still anything goes James, which both are taking full advantage of, especially when Inferno is now slamming Pyro head first into that announce table.

F: Inferno is sizing Pyro up to clothesline him onto that table, but when he runs in, Pyro catches him with a back body drop that sends Inferno flying over the table and scaring off the two French announcers who quickly abandon their posts.

C: Hehehehe ...

F: What's so funny?

C: Huh? Oh, nothing. Pyro follows Inferno and is now choking him with the wires from the camera crew. Looks like Pyro is taking out all frustrations he was saving for Thug on Inferno here tonight. Maybe Thug was smarter that we all thought by getting out of here.

F: You may be right Creed. But Inferno still looks to have a trick up his sleeve, and he grabs Pyro by the head and then drops down with a jaw breaker that causes Pyro to release the choke.

C: Inferno is taking one of the steel folding chairs left around by the announcers, but Pyro is taking one to. Both make a hard swing and both chairs slam hard into each other.

F: Again, and again, and again they are both trying to nail the other, but it seems both men have teh same counter for the other. That is the sign of a great match up, where two guys are so evenly matched like this.

C: Both Pyro and Inferno are giving glares that would freeze the fires that these two embrace. We are left at a total stalemate where neither wrestler is quite sure what to do next. You are right, what a match this is.

F: This is the thing we just love to see in UCW, two of the best in the world each competing to become the best, the title currently held by our World champion Buffy, and will do anything to ... HEY!!!

C: What the ...? Two masked men are trying to jump over the guard rail but are being stopped by security, but then the biggest of the two men just shoves them out of the way and here they come.

F: The only slightly smaller man wearing that white mask runs past Pyro and then nails the surprised Inferno with a hard kick to the stomach, and the follows up with several hard sledgehammer like blows to the back of Inferno. The Pyro turns around wondering what is happening and the bigger hockey mask wearing man punches the chair Pyro is holding and causes it to crash into the face of Pyro.

C: Some one else wearing a top hat and cheesy moustache has jumped over the guard rail and is leading these two men on ... and wait, I know who that is! That is the Ringmaster from that new AWF show I have seen on TV. That means these other two guys are none other than Vorhees and Meyers, the Psycho Circus.

F: What? I heard of this AWF, but I haven't seen them yet. But I know Vorhees and Meyers are two loose cannons who just seem to do what they want and brutalize whoever they feel like. But they are NOT working for UCW ... are they?

C: I don't know, but Pyro is a bloody mess after than shot by Vorhees, and Inferno is now being held up by Meyers, who then is nailed with the same steel chair that layed out Pyro.

F: Inferno falls onto the announce table, and Meyers is positioning him. Vorhees now turns back to Pyro and is picking him up. Pyro is trying to defend himself with some shots to the stomach of Vorhees, but he has got to be to weakened. Either that or Vorhees is just to powerful.

C: Vorhees has Pyro up, and then lift him with a chokeslam and sends him right on top of Inferno and right through that announce table. Both men are out, and referee Mario has no choice but to call for the bell and declare this great match a no contest. I think Mario had better get out of here before these two turn their attention to any body else.

F: Here come the UCW Medical staff to tend to these two as the Psycho Circus are showing off in the ring. Both Pyro and Inferno are laid out and barely moving, and a very concerned Felicity is following and wondering what is happening.

C: While the EMTs are tending to Pyro and Inferno, she hits the ring and is yelling at the Ringmaster. I don't think she even knows what these three are doing here, but she doesn't like it that they disrupted her show and what was becoming a very great even match up.

F: While she has her back turned and screaming at Ringmaster, Meyers is sneaking up behind her. Meyers grabs her by the arms, and now it is Ringmaster who has started taunting her. Real nice, taunting a female while her arms are being held.

C: Well her legs are free, as RM just found out with a well placed kick to the family jewels. But she is unable to break free from the clutches of Meyers.

F: Vorhees is helping RM to his feet, who now looks very upset. RM points Vorhees to the corner, and yells something to Meyers. Now RM is heading to the outside and is picking up that table that was left behind by Pyro ... Oh no.

C: Oh no is right. Vorhees is now sitting on the top rope, while RM is setting up the table and Meyers is still holding on the the uncharacteristicly helpess Felicity, who is trying her best to escape, but Meyers is just to powerful himself.

F: The table is set up, and Meyers now lifts Felicity up the the waiting clutches of Vorhees. Vorhees then holds on and then jumps off the top rope with a sitting powerbomb through that table. What have these two monsters done to our UCW employer?

C: Felicty is now hurt as well and RM again starts witht eh taunting as Vorhees and Meyers watch. But wait, who is that coming down the aisle? It's Rob Grayson!!! Good friend and who used to be managed by Felicity way back before UCW was even started.

F: Rob dives in the ring and already laying a flury of punches onto Meyers. But he is out here by himself because his normal tag team partner the Mad Maple had left after his match with Satanic Satan.

C: Rob has Meyers reeling against the ropes, and then with a hard right sends him toppling over and to the outside. Then here comes Vorhees but then Rob catches him and sends him over with a back body drop as well. RM is sneaking up, but then Rob quickly turns around and catches RM eye to eye.

F: RM tries to reason with Rob, but Rob is seeming to have none of it. RM then does the smart thing and decides to run away, but Rob catches him by the head and then has him set up for the Scorpion Death drop. Looks like it is time for some payback on the behalf of the UCW locker room.

C: But no! Vorhees is back in the ring and catches Rob off guard with a big boot to the face. The Psycho Circus is back in control as Meyer and Vorhees are now both stomping away on Rob Grayson.

F: RM orders something to his two goons, and then Meyers picks Rob up, and tosses him to the ropes. Rob bounces off and Meyers catches him ... and him and Vorhees nail him with a back body powerbomb! Is their anybody who is safe from these two?

C: Well finally it looks like they are happy enough and finally security has swarmed the ring and all three are being arrested and escorted out. It looks like Pyro and Inferno are struggling to their feet and being helped out, and it looks like Rob may be in need of some assistance as well. But Felicity has taken the worse of this and may need to be stretchered off. What was this anyway? Was this an attack lead by the AWF?

F: I really don't know Creed. I think they were acting on their own and not on behalf of anybody from any other wrestling federation, but I do know this. This is simply the start of something much much bigger ...

Winner - No Contest