Dingo Dundee and Seth vs Faith and Gino Capone

Fairbanks:Up next is a leathal lottery match.We have Dingo Dundee and Seth going against Faith and Gino Capone with the winning team squaring off against each other for a shot at the UCW World Title currently held by PyroManiac.

Creed:This sure should be a great match,especially with that hottie Faith in it.She really gets my blood to boiling.

Suddenly,"Goody Two Shoes"by Adam Ant starts to play.Up on the stage the curtains part and out skips,,,

F:Is that???

C:Good lord what's he doing out here?

Upon the stage,dressed in a blue sailor suit like a small child would wear and with his white and gold locks in pig tails stands Kamchantaberry Ambergree waving to the crowd as they acknowledge his presence.Kam blows the crowd a kiss and then heads down the ramp and over to the announcers table where he takes a seat beside Jack Creed.Kam gets a head set and puts it on.

F:Internet Champion Kamchantaberry Ambergree has joined us here at the announcers table.So Kam,what brings you out here?

C:Yeah you freak?

Kam:Mr.creed,you wound me sir.

F:I highly doubt that Kam.Old Jack here has a hard time beating his,,,

Kam:Now,now Mr.Fairbanks.Let us not discuss Jackie boy heres bouts of self-gratification.There could be people eating right know and we wouldn't want to make them sick now would we.

F:No we wouldn't.

C:If the two of you are through,maybe we could get Ambergree here to answer the question of why he is out here?

Kam:As many of you may know,a situation has arisen with one of the competitors that has me worried for Faiths virtue,so I am out here to asure that it and she is safe.

C:,,,(laughing),virtue,,,Faith,,,(laughing harder),,,

Kam:Creed.

C:What?

Kam:Would you like to find out what it feels like to have your tongue ripped from your mouth.

C:,,,,no,,,,

Kam:Then we understand each other and won't have anymore trouble during the match?

C:Yes sir.

Kam:Thank you.

Suddenly Fighter by Christina Aguilera starts to play and out throught the curtain step Faith.She is wearing,,,

F:Is that chainmail she is wearing?

C:That has got to be the hottest outfit I have ever saw,look,you can even see her n,,,,

Kam:Her navel?Yes,that's because her mid-drift is bare.

C:Well that too.

Faith makes her way seductively down to ring side then circles the ring,blowing Kam a kiss as she goes by.

C:Did you see tt,she blew me a kiss!

F:Dream on.

Everybody turns to the stage expecting Faiths partner to come out now but instead,Prayer by Disturbed begins to play and out comes Dingo Dundee.He jogs down the ramp and slides into the ring.He starts to wave and acknowledge the crowd but when he turns in the direction that Faith is staanding he stops and just stares for a minute.He then screws his eyes shut and begins to mumble to himself.After about a minute or so of this he opens his eyes,waves once more to the crowd,then walks over to his corner.Next,Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth starts to play and out walks Seth.He slowly makes his way down to the ring wear he walks up the steps then steps through the ropes and into the ring.He slowly looks from Dingo to Faith and then shakes his head.

F:It looks as if Faith may still be having an effect on Dingo despite his best efforts but the real question is,where is Faiths partner Gino Capone?

As if to answer that question Gino comes out of the crowd and over the barrier.He slides into the ring and charges Seth who has gone to his corner and has his back turn while he and Dingo Dundee appear to be in a heated discussion.Gino charges into Seth causing him to fall into Dundee who tumbles out of the ring.Mario,the referee for this contest calls for the bell.

F:Well that answers that question.

C:It most certainly does.

Gino scoops up Seth and body slams him then drops an elbow across Seth's throat.Gino picks Seth up again and whips him into the ropes then catches him on the rebound and hits him with a sidewalk slam.Gino rolls Seth over and applies a reverse chin lock on him but immmediately releases the hold and starts to pummel Seth's face with closed fists.The ref starts the count.Gino gets up off of Seth and tags in Faith.Faith leaps over the ropes into the ring.She then jumps up onto the middle turn-buckle and hits Seth with a ax kick off the ropes as he tries to stand.

F:Faith looks to be all business tonight folks.

C:I have some business for her,(then looks over to where Kam is staring at him),hee,hee,insurance,I work part-time as an insurance salesman.

Back in the ring Faith has Seth back up to his feet.She then hits an inverted atomic drop on Seth which she immediately follows up with a clothesline.Faith then bounces off the ropes and hits Seth with a rolling senton.Faith goes for the pin but just gets a to count.Faith goes to pick Seth up again but he grabs her by the hair and falls to his knees,driving her jaw into the top of his head.Setth jumps to his feet but instead of making a tag,he grabs Faith by the hair and headbutts her.He then Irishwhips Faith into the ropes and on the rebound,hits her with a tilt-a-whirl slam.

F:Looks as if Seth wants to make this personal,what do you think Kam?

Kam:Quite frankly,I have found him to be a most personal fellow,at least that is how he comes across in his promos.

C:I don't think that is what he meant,,,oh never mind.

Seth picks up Faith.Then using knife edge chops he backs her into the corner.Seth head butts Faith again and then ducks through the ropes and climbs up to the top turn-buckle behind her.He then grabs her by the hair and does a face driver off the top rope.

C:Oww,that could leave a mark.

Seth goes for the pin but only gets a two count.Seth picks up Faith and whips her into the ropes.He goes for a clothesline but Faith ducks it.On the rebound Faith and Seth both grab each other by the hair.The both leave their feet and spin in mid-air then drive each others heads into the mat.

C:Jesus lord,they have both knocked each other out.

F:Quit being so over dramatic.As everyone can see the two people in the ring are starting to crawl towards their corners looking for the tag.

Faith makes it to her corner first and tags in Gino.Gino jumps into the ring just as Seth makes the tag to Dundee. Dundee charges Gino but Gino ducks the clothesline and delivers a belly to back suplex. Gino is back to his feet and drops and elbow on Dundee. Gino picks Dundee up and whips him into the ropes and delivers a perfect backdrop. Gino picks up Dundee and tosses him into the corner. He picks Dundee up and sets him on the top rope. He starts climbing. He goes to pick Dundee up for the Tough Enough. Dundee shoves Gino off the top rope and he hits the mat hard. Dundee comes off with a leg across the throat. Dundee picks up Gino Capone and nails him with the Aussie Hammer.

F: Dingo has hit the Aussie Hammer. This has to be it. Dingo goes for the cover.

C: Faith is in the ring but Seth cuts her off and they go tumbling to the floor. The ref is counting. 1..2.. Faith rolls back into the ring..3.. Too late. It's over.

F:And Dingo Dundee and Seth are the winners.What an exciting match that was.

C:WAIT!!! Seth has a chair and he is attacking Faith with it!THE MAN IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kam jumps up out of his chair and runs over to the ring and slides in.Seth is about to hit Faith with the chair again but suddenly Kam is standing infront of him.Kam yanks the chair out odf Seth's hands but before he can do anything,Seth kicks him in the gut causing Kam to drop the chair.Seth goes to pick up the chair but before he can a big boot to the jaw by Dundee causes him to go tummbling out of the ring.Dundee picks up the chair and watches as Seth makes it to his feet.The two stand there staring at each other for a minute before Seth turns and heads up the ramp and into the back.Dundee Turns to check on Faith but finds Kam helping her to her feet.The three look at each other then Dundee makes as if he is tipping a hat,then drops the chair and rolls out of the ring.then he too heads for the back leaving Kam and Faith standing in the ring over a the fallen Gino Capone.

Winners via Pinfall: Seth and Dingo Dundee