Creed: So what now James?

Fairbanks: Well Creed I hear from backstage that Justin Chain is on his way out and there has been no sign of his opponent all night.

Creed: Maybe he's going to demand a forfeit?

Fairbanks: That seems the most likely course of action to me. Here comes the Chain now, microphone in hand. I guess a forfeit is indeed on the cards. 

Creed: Whats the name of the guy he's demanding it from?

Fairbanks: Creed, as a commentator you should know this sort of thing.

Creed: Who is it then?

Fairbanks:.....well.....er.....look, the Chain has something to say!

Chain: Well, here I stand in this ring on Monday Night Mayhem, and I have heard nothing of or from my opponent here tonight. Therefore, I, the Chain, whose words are law, declare that unless he appears immediately after I finish this sentence, the match shall be forfeited............right then, I guess its....

Fairbanks: Hang on? What's this music?

Creed: Its "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.....who.....its Kev Mania!!!!

Fairbanks: Look at him decked out in his suit and shades. He looks like he fell from the "classy" tree.

Creed: And judging by his intelligence I guess he landed head first.

Kev: Justin....Justin Justin Justin...heh heh. Is this truly what you want? Is this the Chain I remember for AWF? Coming out here and demanding forfeits from newbies? Is this the former world champion? The former hardcore champion? The man who some punters were calling the favourite to win the battle royal before he pulled out? You know, I'm kinda disappointed. I always had you down as a fighter....not a talker. If this is the best you can do, then perhaps you made the right decisions staying clear of people like me in the battle royal!

Chain: Ok Mania, if you're determined to see me in a match here tonight, how about you walk down to this ring right now so I can beat your two dollar suited ass around this ring!

Kev: Hmm...tempting.....

Fairbanks: Here we go! Kev's taking off his jacket and rolling up his shirt sleeves! He's on his way to the ring! Looks like we're going to have an impromptu match between Kev Mania and Justin Chain here tonight!

JUSTIN CHAIN VS KEV MANIA

Fairbanks: Kev rolls into the ring Justin immediately goes to take out the laundry. Kev ducks it and hits a German suplex, but Justin flips back up quickly and locks up with Kev.

Creed: This could be a mistake. Kev's a former amateur wrestler and he's used to these kinds of tieups.

Fairbanks: Kev hits a snapmare and gets a reverse chin lock, but Justin struggles back to his feet and hits a jawbreaker to break up the hold. Kev struggles back into the corner where Justin mounts the second rope and starts a ten punch...

Creed: Throwing punches with that right hand, but Kev locks Justin's arms up and hits an unorthodox spine buster out of the corner. 

Fairbanks: Thats what's impressive about this young man. His ability to counter almost anything in whatever strange way he can find. He goes for the cover 1...2...kickout by Justin Chain.

Creed: Unorthodox but seemingly inneffective against the Chain.....Kev waits for Chain to get back up, then nails a spinning neckbreaker for another 2 count.

Fairbanks: Kev scouts Justin as he gets back up, looks for the spinal crush but Justin spins over his shoulder and hits an armbar take down, then rebounds off the ropes and dropkicks Kev Mania in the face. Justin goes for cover but Kev gets his shoulder up quickly.

Creed: Kev climbing back up and Justin locks in an abdominal stretch, looking to neutralise that upper body advantage that Kev Mania has. Kev writhing in pain but somehow hooks his arm round Justin's leg and hits a spinning samoan drop!!

Fairbanks: Again impressive countering by Kev but Justin is up quickly and nails a reverse DDT before Kev can get his bearings. Justin with the cover 1...2...kickout. Justin tries again but Kev kicks out again, so he picks him up and backs him into the ropes, but Kev rolls over him on the return and hits a backslide for a two count, Justin pulls him over into a rollup for another two count, then breaks the hold, goes for a rebound move but gets caught by a snap suplex. 1...2...kickout by Justin Chain.

Creed: Justin's too tough for that. Kev needs something special

Fairbanks: Kev's trying those amateur style moves to keep Justin down but its not going too well. Kev scouting Justin as he gets up again, and nails the spinal crush!!!!!!

Creed: I dont believe it! Kev's won it! I dont think he can believe it either, he's gesturing to the fans and climbing the turnbuckle!!!

Fairbanks: Big mistake! He's playing to the crowd before he goes for the pin. Justin flips back up and Kev turns!!! Smack! Right in the jaw with "taking out the laundry" Justin covers Kev Mania 1...2....3!

WINNER (by pinfall): JUSTIN CHAIN

Fairbanks: A good performance by Kev Mania but in the end Justin was a little too much for him. Kev rolls out of the ring and heads backstage as Justin celebrates with the fans.

Creed: Wait? More strange music? And whats with this lighting?

Fairbanks: What the...? IT'S STK!!!! STK IS HERE!!!!

Creed: What? I thought he was gone?

Fairbanks: Looks like he's back now though! And he's got a microphone with him!

STK: Well Justin, I'm impressed.... you've certainly come a long way from the victim I faced in AWF all that time ago. The one who made a pact with Dylan Cole just to beat me for the AWF championship. But now, six months on I still find you unable to stand on your own two feet, first you abandon me in that tag match with toXin by not breaking up the pin, and now I find you diddling the president to avoid a match which is, by its very nature, every man for himself. Ah crap the chain thinks...that means no friends....that means I have to win a match by myself for once....I can't take it....I'll withdraw. You make me sick!

Fairbanks: Oh my!

Creed: Justin dont look too happy about this!

STK: Well I guess it dont matter too much Justin, cos I agree with your decision. After all, why put yourself in a match that you have no chance of winning eh? So tonight I hereby declare myself an entrant in the Battle Royal, and after I beat every other man's ass out of that ring and then go on to become World Champion once again, then I can finally lay rest to the pathetic specimen I see before me. I am going to win the battle royal, I am going to win the UCW championship, and there aint a damn thing you can do about it, so let the goood....times...rooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

Fairbanks: Wow! What a return! And STK seems pretty confident that he's gonna be the one to win that slugfest in a few sunday's time!

Creed: I can't wait to see that!

Fairbanks: And we'll be right back

Jack Creed: what a night we have had here tonight!! we will have a new number one contender for the world title, with the PPV right around the corner....ooh...too excited.....

F: take a deep breath, you did too much work...talked too much in a sentence, and now you need to rest...i think thats the most work you have doen in your entire life...

C: shut up, and....announce...the...match...

F: oh god!....here comes the internet champion Spike roberts!!

C: ...

F: creed just made an I "heart" you motion towards spike, so im assuming that he loves spike roberts...well spike is in the ring now and handing the belt to the ref, and here comes every ones favorite hero...ROB GRAYSON!!

C: ok, im back...

F: sound the alarms cause creed is back....well this match is started, and the champ is really taking it to rob grayson, with a arm drag take down, spike immediately follows that up with an arm lock...spike gets up letting go of the lock and bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow on rob

C: look, it seems like you have everything covered here so im going to go get some nachos and then come back...ok?

F: no, thats not ok, just like the relese german suplex spike just hit rob with!

C: ok, im going...

F: NO!.....spike was trying to pick rob up, but rob turned around and clotheslined spike to the mat, and hard....and creed just left the broadcast booth....well rob is going to follow things up with a single leg boston crab, but spike makes it to the ropes in time...rob is forced to release the move, but he kicks pike in the head for good measure..and i really wish i had a broadcast partner.....rob picks spike up and bounces him off the ropes, spike blocks the move rob was going for and hits a belly to belly suplex of his own...this surely is a battle of technicality!

C: ok, i have returned!

F: and i care why?

C: but...what about that time in bermuda?

F: cleared from my mind....

C: you know that hurts me when you say that..

F: I know...back to the match...spike spring boards off the second rope into a cross body on rob who has made it to his feet, but not for long...spike spins around and applies a text book headlock on rob who is fighting to stand up

C: rob is up and back body drops spike

F: rob goes for the cover...

C: ONE!...KICKOUT!!

F: only one...rob is picking spike up again..but spike reverses into a capture suplex into a cradle

C: ONE!..TWO!!...KICKOUT!!

F: spike cant believe it, but he picks rob up kick to the stomach, hes going for the finish!....spike goes for a stunner, but rob holds him up, hooks his arm around spikes head....Death Drop!!...what a reversal!!

C: ...

F: i know....rob is going for the pin, but the ref is distracted by a man in a colonel`s outfit.....

C: well if you were smart enough you would see Seb with that steel chair....rob is trying to figure out who that is distracting the ref, and well..

F: wow, seb just plastered rob in the back with that steel chair!...rob only fell to a knee though, Seb and that colonel are walking away now...but rob isnt done...rob is rubbing his back and staring at Sir Seb with hatered in his eyes...

C: well rob cares more about revenge than the title shot at hand...rob is climbing out of the ring and running after Sir Seb and the colonel who rush into the back stage area....the ref is calling for the bell now

F: wow...you actually called a spot, without hyperventilating.....

C: yeah, so?

F: well your winner by count out..and still Internet champion...Spike Roberts...

C: He`s still down from that death drop, but it looks as if he is slowly getting up to his feet. Spike is a lucky man right now, but he is still the Internet champion.

James Fairbanks: Wait, we are being told there is something happening backstage. Every one focuses on the UCW Ultimatron, and we see Rob Grayson still in hot pursuit of Sir Sebastian.

Jack Creed: I wouldn't want to be Sir Sebastian after Rob Grayson finally catches up to him. He picked the wrong time and place to catch the attention of one of UCW hottest superstars.

F: Well Sir Sebastian is still running, and he runs right out the door and right out of the arena. But Rob still follows him, and close behind we see our Fearless Leader Felicity. She stops and seems to be wondering what is happening.

C: She doesn't look happy. Having one of the most anticipated matches of the night ruined, plus with her new found concern for the well being of Rob Grayson who may have been the Internet Champion if not for the antics of Sir Sebastian.

F: Still fuming, Felicity begins to walk away ... but we hear a very familar cackling. Oh no, I remember hearing this laugh before, and nothing good has ever came from it.

C: I fear you are right ... look who is standing behind Felicty ... it's the Ringmaster, the manager of that Psycho Circus from AWF. What is he doing here? I assumed he was somewhere collecting foodstamps ever since AWF closed its doors.

F: Well with the mood Felicity is in, this is the last person that she ever wanted to see. We all remember what happened to her that night the Psycho Circus first showed up in UCW, and I am pretty sure she hasn't forgotten either.

C: Well maybe this is just the thing she needed to fix the mood she was in. She walks over and prepares to nail the Ringmaster with a hard punch to the head ... but out of nowhere a hand reaches in and grabs her by the arm. Now the obvious set up is clear, that is Meyers of the Psycho Circus, and where he is, you know Vorhees can't be to far behind.

F: Felicity spins around with a punch with her other hand, but this time she is blocked by Vorhees himself. She is totally at the mercy of these two goons, and this time Rob Grayson isn't around to try and help her.

C: Now the Ringmaster is leading these guys to the ring, who follow with the restrained Felicity as their prisoner. It looks like they are going to make Felicity regret trying to forget about her experience with the Psycho Circus.

F: They walk down the aisle with Felicity trying to put up a fight, but these two powerful men are preventing her. The crowd watches wondering what is going to happen. Ringmaster grabs the microphone ...

RM: Greeting UCW, and welcome to the big show! Back by popular demand, we have the evil carnival and their lovely assistant Felicity.

C: Now he is just mocking her. What are they going to do to her?

RM: Now I am sure many of you have been wondering what has become of use since the AWF has closed down, and I am sure amny of you hoped that we were gone ... but as everyone knows, the show must go on.

F: He looks eye to eye to Felicity. She looks completely repulsed by the evil Ringmaster. You know she would love to tear his head off if given the chance, but she is being held by her arms by Vorhees while Meyers is lurking around the ring outside.

RM: But we knew because of a past ... altercation ... or chance of UCW acceptance was pretty slim. But undaunted, we knew the lovely assistant could be persuaded.

C: Oh no, now this is fixing to get really ugly. Do they really think she will be intimidated?

RM: Now it's not what you think. Despite what people may believe, I know what not to do to get my UCW contract, and a way that may work out for both of us. Rather than us resorting to mindless voilence, which although satisfying, will get us nowhere, we would prefer to have a match with you, our lovely assistant. Where if we win, we get our nice UCW contract, and if you can win, the Psycho Circus will take that fated UCW patented Dumpster trip, and fall back into the oblivion that has disolved so many. What do you think about that?

Felicity: I love that idea!

C: Felicity suddenly with a back kick nails Vorhees right between the legs causing him to let go. She then charges in and tackles the Ringmaster and is now laying in some hard punches. But Vorhees grabs her by the hair and is pulling her off. Wait, here comes Meyers with a chair ... and he smashes it over the head of our beloved president! Oh her face, her valuble face!

F: Creed! Felicity looks to be out like a light as Vorhees and Meyers both nudge her limp body with their feet, and now a referee has finally made it down to the ring.

RM: Ok, now you can start the match with Vorhees.

F: What? That is disgusting! The Psycho Circus has laid out a much smaller female and now is going to pick up and easy win and become an official part of the UCW roster.

C: Vorhees is already making a cover ... the referee hesitates, but counts out of fear of what might happen if he doesn't ... 1 ... 2 ... Felicty kicked out!

F: You have to be kidding? Vorhees seems cofused, and the Ringmaster is jumping around on the outside. His master plan may not work exactly as he had intended.

C: Well now Vorhees is choking the life out of Felicity. That may be the last bit of energy that she had. He the delivers a couple hard pucnhes, and then another cover. This should be it ... 1 ... 2 ... and another kick out!

F: Where is Felicity getting this from? We always knew her to be pretty tough and a very skilled wrestler, but can even her take a beating like this and still pull off a win against some one like Vorhees?

C: I don't know, now the Ringmaster is giving orders to Vorhees to hurt her even more. Vorhees stands above her, and picks her up by the throat. This is going to be it for Felicity. She should have just let her foolish pride go and avoided being hurt.

F: For this instance, I actually think your right. Vorhees is about to pick Felicity up and chokeslam her to the mat. This time she should be finished.

C: He picks her up ... but Felicity wraps her legs around the head of Vorhees and reverses into a frankensteiner! What flexibility!

F: Well we all know Felicity is actually a very skilled wrestler. Though at times she may be outclassed by sheer size, she knows how to win a match, and has proven that by being a former UCW Womans Champion and I'm sure we remember at UCW: Voilent Mood Swings where she took Buffy to the limit in an impromptu hardcore title match.

C: Well I know you don't get a figure like that by sitting in an office all day. Though as tough as Buffy and Hiroko both were, they were smaller females. Nothing like the monster that Vorhees is.

F: Well now is her chance to prove different. Vorhees is still surprised by being taken down like that, and now with her breath back, Felicity is attempting a clothesline on Vorhees, but Vorhees just stands there and doesn't go down.

C: Felicity with a series of kicks to the knee and midsection of Vorhees again tries to take him down, but Vorhees is still just taking it. It's like chopping down a huge tree for some one like Felicity.

F: Felicity runs off the ropes and then with a dropkick to the back of the knee of Vorhees. Vorhees is down to one knee, this could her chance to finally get rid of the Psycho Circus from UCW.

C: Felicity runs up the corner turnbuckle, and jumps off and nails Vorhees in the side of the head with a Shining Wizard. Vorhees is down, and Felicity is going to make a cover ... wait, where the referee?

F: Ringmaster is up on the ring apron distracting him. Felicity looks very frustrated as she stands up, knowing she could have had this match won. But Vorhees is starting to climb to his feet again. Felicity again runs to the ropes ... but Meyers is up on the apron as well and grabs her by the hair and pulls her down to the mat. This match is practically a three on one handicap match.

C: But Felicity is up, nails Meyers in the head with a roundhouse kick that would make Tajiri flinch and knocks him off the apron. She turns back to Vorhees, and is turned inside out with a powerful Clothesline from Hell by Vorhees.

F: Vorhees is still to stunned to cover, and now him and Felicity are both climbing to their feet. Felicity pulls herself up againt the ropes, and Meyers shoves her in the back into Vorhees ... who now has her by the throat again. Will she be able to escape from this once again?

C: It doesn't look like it. He picks her up, and slams her back first into the mat. Vorhees covers ... 1 ... 2 ... what? Vorhees picked her up by the hair.

F: It's Ringmaster. He's ordering Vorhees to do it again. He knows Felicity is at their mercy, and now they want to vent their frustration out on her.

C: Vorhees picks her up once again ... and throws her into the corner! Is this really needed? She is less than half his size, and was not prepared to have any sort of match for tonight. What is he doing?

F: He picks her up and places her in position for a powerbomb. This could seriously hurt her and end her career, and possibly even more. They can't do this!

C: Wait, some one is coming to the ring. Is it Rob Grayson? Did he hear what was happening and make it back to the arena?

F: No ... that's ... Inferno? I don't think this is because he cares about Felicity, but I think he remembers what happened to him the night the Psycho Circus first showed up in UCW, and now he sees the chance for revenge.

C: Vorhees picks Felicity up, and then Inferno slides in the ring and catches him off guard with a big boot to the face. Vorhees and Felicity fall down. The referee calls for the bell? What does that mean?

F: For now it means Felicity is saved. As Vorhees stands up, Inferno topples him over the ropes and to the outside. Now Meyers is in the ring, and attacks Inferno from behind.

C: Meyers attempts to whip Inferno across the ring, but Inferno reverses and catches Meyers ... and it's the Infernal Slam!

F: Inferno helps Felicity to her feet, and Meyers is pulled out of the ring by Vorhees and Ringmaster. Wait, the referee is talking to us ... what?

C: Are you kidding? Because of Inferno coming down ... Vorhees has won this match by a disqualification. This means they won ... and are let back into UCW!

F: Oh no. What a horrible turn of events!What anight this is ... and it isn't over yet. We'll be right back and we will be finding out our #1 Contender to fight for the World title at UCW: Fist Full of BoomStick.