F: Welcome everybody to UCW Mayhem. This is James Fairbanks, and next to me is always is the ever lovable Jack Creed.
C: Lovable? F*ck that!
F: Well ... most of the time anyway. We are kicking off this weeks Mayhem with a special tag team title match up. Where not only are the titles on the line, if the champions win, Jack Heart will get a hold of Tiffany for a few weeks.
C : I ...
F: And before Creed can open his mouth with the expected offensive comment that we all come to expect, here come the challengers now. Here come Joeylights and Tornado. These two have to really want to have this chance at winning the UCW Tag titles to put up such a stipulation.
C: I hate you Fairbanks.
F: Don't worry folks. He's only like this when he drinks. Now here come the champions Jack Heart and Kamchantaberry Ambergree, Kam for short. A team of the current UCW Internet Champion and a former Internet and World Champion as well. In fact, Jack Heart is now only one belt away of becoming the second ever UCW Grand Slam Champion ever since him and Kam won these titles at UCW Throwdown.
C: Joey and Tornado are having a bit of a strategy talk with Tiffany now. You think Tiffany is really worried about having to accompany the Universal Heartthrob for a while? Hey, does this make Tiffany into Liz, and Jack into George "the Animal" Steele?
F: I really hope not. Joey and Tornado are now helping Tiffany to the outside ... and while their backs where turned the champs make a jump start to this match up!
C: Now there is something you never, ever do in a match with this much at stake, is turn your backs on your opponents. Let alone a team like Jack and Kam.
F: Jack has Tornado and he whips him hard shoulder first into the ring post, while Kam is nailing Joey with several forearms to the back.
C: Jack with the assist to Kam as they both irish whip Joey across the ring, and then catch him on the reboud with a double face first flap jack move.
F: Tornado is staggering from the corner, and Kam catches him with a kick to the stomach, while Jack kicks Joey to the outside of the ring.
C: Kam signals to Jack, who then heads to the corner and makes a climb to the top rope. Kam is now picking Joey up onto his shoulders, and what is this going to be? A doomsday device maybe?
F: This won't be good for Tornado. Kam walks him closer to Jack, who jumps off and grabs Tornado and planst him head first with the jumping DDT he calls the Heartbreaker. What a devestating move that already is, let alone with the extra impact from Kam holing Tornado up that high.
C: Jack with a cover on Tornado, while Joey begins to climb back up to the apron, but is met with a hard puch to the head by Kam. The referee counts ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! This match was all Jack and Kam. Joey and Tornado should have been better prepared for a match with this much at stake and against the opponents like Jack and Kam.
F: Well better luck next time for them. Tiffany doesn't quite know what to think about this. We will be right back with more UCW Action.