Fairbanks: You know Jack, if anyone can see what this Joey Love is made of it's Jack Heart.

C: You got that right James.

F: I can see that we're ready to start and here comes Joey Lights. He's getting a round of polite applause, the fans must be waiting to see how the new guy does before they pass judgement.

C: Understandable. "WATTA MAN" comes over the P.A. system, that can only mean one thing. It's Jack Heart, with Tiffany, and boy would you listen to the ovation he is getting.

F: It doesn't hurt to have a beautiful lady with you, especially if she is dressed in a little red teddy.

C: Life is so unfair. What does he have that I don't? Feel free NOT to answer that Fairbanks.

F: Wasn't saying a word. Our two contestant are in the ring and the ref, Mario, has given them their instruction and now is calling for the bell.

C: Joey Love comes out fast with a running lariat trying to catch Heart off guard but the veteran ducks. Love whirls around and receives a boot to the mid-section from Jack Heart.

F: Love doubles over and Heart applies a headlock. He uses the maneuver to hip toss Love to the canvas.

C: Heart tries to land an elbow onto the prone Joey Love but Love rolls out of the way and Heart hits the mat. Both men are up quickly. They now circle each other cautiously before locking up in a collar and elbow tie-up.

F: Love catches Heart by surprise with a biel throw. Heart gets up to one knee looking at Love then shaking his head climbs back to his feet. Again they lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Love goes for the biel throw again but this time Heart hangs on and rolls through the move flipping Love to the mat. Heart keeps a hold of the arm and comes up with an armbar.

C: This is some good text book wrestling from the two men in the ring, I hate it. When are we gonna see the good stuff.

F: Some people think THIS is the good stuff. Not everybody is a blood thirsty savage like you Creed.

C: Wussies

F: Heart has the armbar locked on tight but Love is trying to make his way to the ropes. He finally does and the ref makes Heart break the hold.

C: Heart breaks it all right, with a stomp to the head. YES. Heart continues to stomp on Joey Loves head.

F: The ref starts to count and at four Heart backs off.

C: Man knows the rule book, he also knows how to bend a few of the rules inside it too. Heart picks up a dazed Joey Love and hoists him into a vertical suplex. He holds Love up allowing the blood to flow to Loves head before he crashes hard to the mat. Heart is up again and bouncing off the ropes he delivers a knee to the forehead.

F: That move has caused a bit of blood to start to flow from the right eye of Love and like a shark Heart is zeroing in on it. A series of rights from Heart to the head of Love has the blood flowing even more.

C: Heart picks Love up and Irish whips him into the turn-buckle and follows him in with a clothesline. Again Heart picks up Love. This time he delivers an atomic drop.

F: Heart looks to have this match under control. What's he doing now? Heart has rolled outside the ring and has made his way over to where Tiffany is sitting.

C: You know, she'd be safer if she sat next to me.

F: I doubt that. Heart seems to be trying to convince Tiffany of something but from the looks of things she isn't buying it.

C: Heart better pay attention to his opponent because Joey Love is up and has made his way through the ropes onto the ring apron.

F: Love takes a running start and crashes into the back of Jack Heart with a flying double ax-handle smash. The two men fall to the arena floor but it is Joey Love who is back up first. The ref starts the ten count. Love picks up a groggy Jack Heart and throws him head first into the steel ring steps.

C: The ring steps go flying apart. Love advances on a busted open Heart and picks him up. Snap suplex onto the concrete floor. He better get Heart back into the ring if he hopes to win.

F: The man must have heard you. Love picks up Heart and rolls him back under the bottom rope and into the ring then climbs back in. Heart is up on his knees but Love drops him with a viscous kick to the face.

C: See Tiffany see. He ain't going to be half as pretty now.

F: Would you stop please. The woman doesn't want anything to do with either of you. Love has Heart up and whips him into the ropes. Heart rebounds and Love catches him with a back drop. Love is starting to show us something.

C: Love applies a Boston crab on Heart and the ref comes in to see if Jack gives up. You know if Love could make Heart tap, that would be a big boost to his career here in UCW.

F: You certainly have that right. Love has it locked in and the ref is checking to see if Heart gives in but though he is in a tremendous amount of pain Heart won't tap out.

C: Heart finally makes it to the ropes but Joey Love won't release the hold. The ref is warning Love and has started to count.

F: Love releases the hold but he looks pissed. Love goes over to the ref and tries to intimidate him. Love is trying to stare him down but Mario isn't even flinching. He'd better go somewhere else if he wants to try scare tactics on the officials because it won't work with UCW.

C: It certainly won't. Our guys have been in the ring with some of the most brutal men of the sport, not to mention the Gay Bandit, and they aren't afraid of anything.

F: Well put. Love turns his attention back to Heart, who has made his way back to his feet but is slumped against the ropes. Love whips Heart into the ropes and catches Heart with a clothesline.

C: Love picks up Heart and looks to be going for a powerbomb, but before he can execute to maneuver Heart falls to his knees and flips Love over his back. Both men make it to their feet and start to trade blows in the center of the ring.

F: Love looks to be having the better of the exchange when suddenly Heart pokes him in the eye.

C: You have to watch Heart, he's been in this business for a while and knows a lot of the tricks of the trade.

F: Heart comes up behind a blinded Joey Love and hits him with a reverse DDT. That could be it. Heart makes a cover and the ref comes in to count,1,2,,,but no Joey love kicks out.

C: Love is showing us some heart, no pun intended.

F: Heart picks up Love and slings him across his shoulders. Heart goes into an airplane spin.

C: LOOK OUT. Mario has gotten too close to the action and took a shot to the head from the spinning feet of Joey Love.

F: Heart dumps Love and goes to check on the ref.. Unable to revive him Heart goes back over to Love and after a couple of boots to the head goes over and climbs the turn-buckle, uh-oh, you know what this means don't you Creed.

C: Most certainly my good fellow. Love makes his way to his feet and in a daze turns to look for Jack Heart who is perched on the top turn-buckle. Love spins around, Heart leaps and, BAM, it's the HEARTBREAKER, Jack Heart has just hit his signature move and this match is all over.

F: Heart makes the cover but the ref is still down. Heart gets up and goes over to try and rouse the ref.

C: Hey, who's that running down the ramp?

F: It looks to be that masked guy that everyone is talking about,the Unkown.

C: The Unkown has slid into the ring and sneaks up behind Jack Heart. Unable to wake the ref, Heart stands to go back over to Love. Turning about, he gets his head taken off by a hellish clothesline from the Unkown.

F: That clothes line dropped Heart like a ton of bricks. The Unkown picks Heart up and executes a piledriver. Heart looks to be unconscious.

C: Why is the Unkown attacking Jack Heart? Is he the individual that the Unkown has talked about destroying?

F: Both good questions and I'm afraid that I don't have any answers for you there, Creed. The Unkown has rolled outside of the ring. Walking over to Tiffany he shoves her to the floor and takes the steel chair she was sitting on. Folding it,he rolls back into the ring and advances on Heart. Unkown drops the chair onto the mat then reaches down and lifts Jack Heart up by the hair of the head. Putting Hearts head between his legs Unkown picks up Heart and piledrives him onto the steel chair.

C: Heart is going to need medical attention, somebody better get out here.

F: Unkown goes over to Joey Love and drags him over to Jack Heart. Taking Loves arm he drapes it across Hearts chest.

C: Why'd he do that? Are he and Love working together? Could somebody please tell me what is going on?

F: No,no,and not really. Unkown jumps out of the ring and crouches down so the ref, who is finally stirring won't see him. Mario seeing Loves arm over Heart makes the count,1,2,,,,,,3.And it looks as if Joey Love has won his first match here in UCW but he had some help from an unkown source. The ref raises Loves hand in victory and then helps him out of the ring. Mario then helps Love up the ramp and into the back.

C: What about Heart? Isn't anyone going to help Jack Heart?

F: Well,I don't think he's going to help him but Unkown has climbed back into the ring.

C: HELP HIM? Help him? Of course he's not going to help Jack. He still has that damned steel chair for Christ's sake. The Unkown is in the ring , walking over to Jack Heart with a steel chair in his hands and look as if he's about to do permanent damage with it and you don't think he's about to help Heart. You're a regular Einstein you know that.

F: Oh yea, well I'm rubber, your glue, what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

C: Bite me.

F: In all seriousness folks it does look bad for Jack Heart right now.

C: Wait here comes me, you know, Kamchantawhaty Amberkitty.

F: That's Kamchanyaberry Ambergree and yes he has come to his tag-team and stable mates rescue. Kam slides under the bottom rope but Unkown is there with the chair. Unkown swings the chair but Kam ducks it. Kam then drop kicks the chair into Unkowns face causing him to drop the chair and fall backwards through the ring ropes to land hard onto his back on the floor.

C: Kam picks up the chair and is waving the Unkown back in but it looks as if Unkown has had enough. He flips Kam the bird and then walks back up and into the back. Kam is standing in the middle of the ring with the chair in his hands. Sure that The Unmown is gone he drops the chair and bends down to help his partner. Helping Heart through the ropes and the off the ring apron Kam puts Hearts arm around his shoulder and assists him up the ramp.

F: What has happened to Tiffany during all this?

C: Errr, I had security escort her to the back to a safe place.

F: That place wouldn't happen to be your dressing room would it?

C: It's as safe as any other place.

F: I doubt that.

C: Anyway, the two United Front members have made it to the top of the ramp and are about to exit stage right, unless you are facing the other direction,,,

F: Yea, yea, then it would be stage left. I wonder about you sometimes.

C: SHIT!!! Just as Heart and Amberkitty were about to go through the curtains they suddenly exploded outwards and someone came through to viscously spear Kam. Heart already in a bad way falls to the ground as Kam's assailant begins to stomp on him.

F: Someone else has come out to join the first attacks in his assault of Ambergree. Can we get a shot of their faces so we can see who is doing this?

C: The second attacker leaves off of his assault on Kam and goes over to where Jack Heart lies. Picking up the already defenseless Heart the attacker takes and throws him off the stage to the floor below. Some one get the paramedics out here quick.

F: Looking down at the still body of Jack Heart for a moment the second attacker then turns and rejoins his partner in his assault on Kam. The two men pick Kam up and one, it seems to be the second man, cradles Kam's head under his arm while the first hoists up Kam by the legs and then the two proceed to execute a spike DDT onto the steel stage. Kams head is busted open and the blood is flowing in buckets. Not done yet, the two men then pick up Kam and both taking an arm, pitch him off of the stage to the floor to lie beside Jack Heart. The two are turning to the crowd now and we can finally get to see who has committed this heinous act. My lord it's Youth in Asia. The two newcomers to UCW have devastated the tag-team champs. The crowd is starting to boo them, Heart and Kam aren't the most loved individuals around here but this, this was just wrong. Chaz and Sinner raise their arms in triumph then after mooning the crowd the two walk through the curtains and into the back. Somebody get some help out here on the double.

C: Yes, yes, we need an ambulance, we need a doctor, we need for me to go in back to make sure Tiffany's ok. OH, yea, we also need to take a break for a word from our sponsors. Don't worry Tiffany, Jackie boy is coming to protect you.

Via Pinfall

F: Welcome back, Ladies and gentlemen.

C: Son of a...

F: Something wrong, Creed?

C: She was gone. I went back to check on Tiffany and she had left a note saying that she needed to check on Heart. After I went and got her moved out of harms way. Women...

Fairbanks: Serves you right. Now on to our next match. Tonight's main event pits two former friends in one of the most brutal type of matches imaginable. I have a feeling that one of these men, if not both, will be scarred for life. Here comes the challenger down the aisle now.

Creed: Snake is looking very determined tonight and is no stranger to the "Hell in a Cell" match.

F: For those of you who do not know, the ring is surrounded by a cage with a top and in tonight's match, the only way to win is to use a top rope finisher on your opponent. This could get ugly.

C: Got that right, about as ugly as that woman in the third row. Damn.

F: Will you stop that. We are here to call a match and here comes the champ, Sean "Elevation" O'Gara. The crowd loves his high flying style but he may be grounded tonight with that top on the cage.

C: Does it really matter what happens as long as we see blood? At least it would clear that mental picture of the ugly chick from my mind.

F: Back to the match, O'Gara and Snake are both in the ring. They charge each other and both hit a clothesline dropping the other to the ground.

C: These two guys really don't like each other.

F: At one point, they were close friends until Sean formed the United Front with Ambergree and Heart. There has been bad blood between them ever since. Both men are climbing back to their feet and each lands a solid right knocking both men back to the canvas one more time.

C: Sean saw that his way to the top went through the United Front and he wanted to be a champion. You can't fault a man for that. Snake was just jealous but he did get a title shot before Sean. Both men are back to their feet once again. Do you think they learned anything from those last two moves.

F: It appears so. Snake takes a wild swing which O'Gara ducks. O'Gara grabs him and hits a nice belly to back suplex. Snake pops right back up. It appears he is ready for this match.

C: I'm getting bored myself. Nobody is bleeding yet.

F: Snake grabs O'Gara and whips him into the ropes. O'Gara comes back into a backdrop into the cage. That appears to have stunned the champ.

C: Now we're talking. Snake is raking O'Gara's face across the wire. He has drawn blood. Snake drags him back into the ring and slams him near the turnbuckle. Snake starts climbing. He is going to win this match fast.

F: Not quite. O'Gara is back up and grabs Snake before he can gain that top turnbuckle. Gorilla press slam to the mat. O'Gara runs Snake into the cage head first and then begins stomping on him. Seven, eight , nine, ten. O'Gara finally stops after ten. It looks like Snake is bleeding now also. O'Gara starts climbing the turnbuckle, but Snake crawls for the door of the cage.

C: O'Gara climbs back down and goes after him. Snake has made it to the outside. As O'Gara sticks his head out the door, Snake nails him with a chair. That has to be it. O'Gara is out on the mat. Why doesn't Snake get back in there and finish this?

F: It looks like he wants to make a point here. He takes that chair back in the ring and nails O'Gara in the back as he tries to stand up. O'Gara is back down again. Snake is climbing to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with his new finisher, the Snake-Pit. Nobody home. Snake hits the mat hard as O'Gara rolls out of the way.

C: This is getting good now. I thought I saw a flasher in the upper deck.

F: What about the match?

C: Yeah, it's good too.

F: O'Gara is back up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Snake is not moving in the center of the ring. O'Gara has just realized he doesn't have the room he needs to deliver his finisher. He can't leap high enough because of the cage top to do his finisher.

C: Looks like Snake had a trick up his sleeve after all. O'Gara is looking confused. He climbs down the rope and throws Snake out of the cage. He follows him to the floor and hits a nasty looking elbow drop. I think he caught him in the throat.

F: O'Gara is slapping Snake across the face. He is really upset. O'Gara turns to stare at the cage. Snake is up to his knees and delivers a low blow to O'Gara.

C: The Irishman dropped on that one didn't he? Snake is really showing me that he has what it takes to play with the big boys here in UCW.

F: With what went on earlier, I doubt O'Gara will have any help from the back.

C: Well, Snake fired his brother so I doubt he will either. Of course, it may not matter. These two can't take too much more punishment.

F: Snake picks O'Gara up and hits a snap suplex on the concrete. Now he is slapping O'Gara across the face.

C: I'm thinking these two don't like each other very much.

F: Really? Snake picks O'Gara up and hits a piledriver. O'Gara is bleeding profusely now. I doubt he can even see any more with the blood in his eyes.

C: See? The man has been knocked out. He is not moving. God, I love this sport.

F: You are a sick sick man. Snake delivers a running leg drop. He is demanding the referee ring the bell and declare him the winner.

C: He did hit a leg drop but he was on the floor. That can't qualify. He needs to pay attention to the man on the floor and get him back in the ring.

F: Snake picks O'Gara up one more time. O'Gara with a kick to the gut and a DDT puts Snake on the floor. Neither man is moving. This match may be over.

C: No, O'Gara is starting to move. He is climbing the outside of the cage. Why is he going up there?

F: Halfway up, he leaps off with a leg drop of his own. That may be the end of Snake.

C: That was sadistic move and I'm really beginning to like O'Gara. Do it again, Sean. O'Gara sets up a table and puts Snake on top of it.

F: You are not right. O'Gara starts climbing again, as the referee checks on Snake. O'Gara is on the top of the cage. Tell me he isn't going to do what I think he is.

C: He sure is. O'Gara is going to do the Elevation Press from the top of the cage. Some one might get killed on this one but one thing is for certain, Snake will not be able to continue if Sean hits it..

F: OH MY GOD. He nailed Snake with the Elevation Press and put him through the table. The referee is calling for the bell. He is saying that's it. O'Gara retains his title.

C: If you want to call it a win. Both men are still down on the floor. We need the medics out here now. Sean may have broken some ribs on that one. It looks like he will be joining the rest of the United Front in the hospital tonight.

F: This was an extremely brutal match where we saw both men sacrifice their bodies.

C: You do what it takes to win. That is why the UCW is not for the faint of heart. You play to win or you leave in a body bag.

F: Let's hope both men will be OK. Snake made a great showing here tonight and I'm sure we'll be seeing him in other title matches. And thanks to everyone who tuned in tonight. You got to see a tremendous show.

C: That's why UCW is number one. We have matches like this every week where most promotions save them for the PPV.