Kam vs Joey Love

UCW Internet Title Match

Fairbanks: Welcome to UCW Mayhem! The crowd is excited, I’m excited and I’m pretty sure that Jack Creed is too.

Creed: True enough Fairbanks. This is gonna be a great show tonight. Let’s not waste anymore time and get started with our first match of the night, an Internet title match between Me and Joey Love.

F: Speaking of which here comes the challenger Joey Love now, escorted by a host of beauties. Lucky guy. He’s already beaten Jack Heart, Me’s friend and United Front comrade but can he pull the same stunt here?

C: We’ll see cause here comes Kamchantaberry Ambergree or Me now. The Internet and Tag Team champion here so maybe a lose today of the Internet belt wouldn’t be so bad. Kam gets into the ring and hands over the title to referee Mario. Now we’re ready to get started. The bell sounds and Kam and Joey immediately hook up. Joey breaks the tie up and right hands Kam. Now a knee to the gut followed up by a neckbreaker. Joey has the advantage.

F: He runs off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop to Kam. Now a quick cover 1-2 no not yet. Joey now picks up Kam up to his knees and puts him down again with a right hand to the face. Joey with a knee stomp on Kam’s left leg which he follows up with punch to the groin. Joey’s doing pretty well. Kam tries to roll away from him but Joey cuts him off by grabbing Kam’s leg and hauling him back into the ring where he hits another knee stomp. He pulls Kam to his feet who looks to be having trouble standing at all. Joey goes behind and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Cover again 1-2 no.

C: Kam’s still too strong. Joey pulls him up and whips him into the corner. Now Joey climbs up on Kam and starts to pummel him. 1-2-3-4-5-6 but Kam pushes him off then sits up in the middle turnbuckle. Joey quickly rises again but Kam catches him with a flying clothesline. Thought that he may try his finisher but there ya go. Kam’s finally got into the game. Kam immediately starts to pound Joey with left and rights. He drags Joey up and strikes a Russian Leg Sweep. Now Kam goes over to the opposite turnbuckle and climbs up. I think we’ve got a Harpoon on the way.

F: Hang on. Joey isn’t fully out yet. As Kam straightens up Joey runs off the ropes which causes Kam to lose his footing on the turnbuckle and go groin first into the top. Nasty impact. Kam looks incapacitated and Joey knows it. He climbs up the turnbuckle too and sets Kam up for a superplex that he pulls off. Perfect execution there by Joey Love. He now covers Kam yet again. 1-2- but what the hell! Chris Rage just came out of the crowd with a chair, no wait not just a chair the Rage chair!

C: Oh crap! He’s in the ring and clocks Joey just as he was about to win. The referee calls it a win by DQ then gets wiped out by Rage too. Chris Rage has shown he’s back in UCW in a big way. Joey Love is gonna be furious. He wins the match but Kam keeps the gold.

Winner -- Kam

F: Looks like we’ve got company now Creed. Rage is coming over to us. Hey give me that mic back!

Rage: Can it Fairbanks! That’s right, the Rage is back in UCW and that was a message to all of you, new and old alike, the Rage ain’t just back, he’s mad as hell too. Hey Kam, you wanted to fight Ickeez? Too bad, you get me instead. And if Joey Lover or whatever he’s called wants a piece too, come and get it b***h!

C: There he goes, the mad weirdo. We’ll be straight back folks don’t go anywhere

Youth In Asia vs Suicide & Unknown

Fairbanks: Our next match tonight is to determine the number one contender for the tag team titles. Both teams made a statement to the champs last week.

Creed: Statement? Don't you mean they beat the living hell out of them? The champs spent the night in the hospital after that.

F: Coming down to the ring is Suicide and his partner who is called the Unknown right now. I have to say that is probably one of the worst names I've ever heard.

C: You do remember that Ambergree was known as ME for months, right?

F: Good point. Suicide just punched one of the security guys at ringside. He rolls under the bottom rope and bangs his head on the turnbuckle.

C: I hope he remembers this is a wrestling match and not a hardcore match. That man is dangerous.

F: Here comes Youth in Asia. Chaz and Sinner are looking pumped. They are running down to the ring and we are under way here. Suicide and Uknown are stomping away at Chaz and Sinner. The referee is trying to restore order.

C: Good luck on that one. These two teams look ready to take each other apart.

F: Chaz and Sinner are slowly working their way to their feet and have started firing back with lefts and rights. Suicide and his partner are staggered. Dropkicks by Youth in Asia sends the two through the ropes and out of the ring.

C: I say let's make it a Texas Tornado match.

F: You can't just change the match at the last moment. The referee has gotten Chaz out of the ring and Suicide has rolled back in. Sinner and Suicide lock up. Hiptoss by Sinner puts Suicide on the mat. Sinner attempts a leg drop but misses. Suicide is back up and pokes a finger in the eye of Sinner. Now he is..yes, he is biting him on the nose. The referee finally breaks it up.

C: I'm beginning to like this match.

F: Suicide tags out to the Unknown who is met by an armdrag takedown as soon as he enters the ring. Sinner is really cranking on that armbar. Unknown is working his way to the ropes and forces a break. Unknown comes at Sinner and gets taken down again by an armdrag. Sinner reaches over and tags in Chaz.

C: Chaz stomps away on that arm as Sinner leaves the ring. A leg drop on the arm. I think they are going to work on the Unknown's arm until he submits.

F: No really? You are so insightful.

C: I'm sure you would have come to the same conclusion in time. Hey, I hear "Whatta Man". That can mean only one thing.

F: Jack Heart is making his way over to our booth. I guess he wants to see what these guys are made of.

C: Sit down Jack. I see you've brought Tiffany with you. Lovely to see you my dear.

Jack: Creed, please don't talk to the lady. She says that you really creep her out. Let's get back to the match shall we?

F: Well, Mr. Heart. You can see that Chaz and Sinner are keeping the Unknown in their corner and really working over that arm. They are making quick tags and are really working well as a team.

J: So far, but Chaz just missed a leg drop on the Unknown's arm and both men are trying to make a tag.

C: Both men tag at the same time. Sinner comes at Suicide who ducks the clothesline. Sinner bounces of the ropes and leapfrogs Suicide. He comes back off the ropes and Suicide leapfrogs him. Sinner gets a knee to the back from the Unknown and Suicide capitalizes with a clothesline that levels Sinner.

F: Suicide stomps away on Sinners head. He picks him up and drives his head into the turnbuckle, once, twice three times. Sinner falls to the mat. Suicide walks over and slaps Chaz. Chaz tries to get in the ring but is being restrained by the referee.

C: Meanwhile, the Unknown and Suicide are working over Sinner. A whip to the ropes and a double back drop. They pick him up and deliver a double suplex.

J: I'll admit that Suicide and the Unknown are impressive but they aren't wrestling against the tag team champions either. Besides, they can only work two on one or by jumping somebody from behind.

F: Strong words there, Mr. Heart. One of these two teams will be facing you and Ambergree for the titles.

J: It won't matter which one, we'll still be the champions.

C: Suicide goes for a cover on Sinner. 1..2..Sinner kicks out.

F: After the beating he just took, that's pretty impressive. Suicide picks Sinner up and makes a tag to the Unknown. The Unknown delivers a kick to the midsection followed by a DDT. He goes for the cover. 1..2.. Sinner kicks out again. Sinner crawls for his corner but the Unknown cuts him off and drags him back to the center of the ring. Unknown hits a nasty neckbreaker and goes for the pin again. 1..2.. Kickout by Sinner. This kid has a lot of heart.

J: Or no brains and I'm willing to bet on my guess since he has insulted the tag team champions.

C: Like them or not, I'm gaining respect by the minute for Youth in Asia. They just won't quit.

F: Suicide is back in the ring. He looks to be going for a power bomb but Sinner reverses into a backdrop. Suicide reverses into a back slide but Sinner kicks out before a count of one. Suicide reaches down and Sinner grabs him in a small package for a two count. Suicide kicks out and he looks upset.

C: Suicide is choking Sinner. The referee has started his count. Suicide breaks at four but gets in the referee's face.

F: Sinner has made it back to his feet. This is incredible. He nails Suicide in the back with a dropkick and both men are down. Both are crawling for their respective corners. Suicide makes the tag first but is unable to stop Sinner from tagging in Chaz. Chaz is throwing rights and lefts and a dropkick. He picks up Suicide and delivers a belly to back suplex. He goes over and begins stomping on the Unknown who is slumped in the corner.

C: Jack, where are you going? This is getting good.

J: I've got some business to attend to.

F: Chaz is back on Suicide now. He bodyslams him in the middle of the ring and motions to Sinner. Both men are climbing opposite turnbuckles. Chaz hits a leg drop on Suicide and Sinner hits a frog splash. The Unknown is back to his feet and is met with a double clothesline that puts him over the top rope and onto the floor. Sinner comes running toward the ropes and does a flip over the top rope onto the Unknown on the floor. Chaz picks up Suicide and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up behind Suicide. What was that?

C: I don't know what to call it. He just flipped over Suicide and pulled him off the top into a cradle pile driver. He covers Suicide. 1..2..3 That's it. Youth in Asia have won this match. They will get a shot at the tag team titles.

F: Sinner and the Unknown are still fighting outside the ring. Look, Jack Heart has a chair and just leveled Sinner and the Unknown. Chaz is unaware of what just happened as the referee is raising his hand.

C: Look. Tiffany has climbed into the ring and is congratulating Chaz. Chaz seems to be a little taken with Tiffany.

F: But is Tiffany taken with Chaz or is she just happy to be free of Jack Heart?

C: Tiffany just pulled out something and sprayed Chaz in the eyes. He is blinded in the ring. Heart climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Chaz is still staggering around and walks right into the Heartbreaker. Chaz has been laid out in the ring and not in a good way.

F: Tiffany is kissing Jack Heart. She must be with Heart now and this was a setup. Heart motions for the microphone.

J: This was just a little taste of payback boys. You have a lot more coming.

F: Heart has just dropped the microphone on top of the unmoving body of Chaz. He leaves with Tiffany.

C: Youth in Asia may have won the match but can they survive another encounter with the tag team champions?

F: We'll have to wait and see. We'll be right back.

Winner -- Youth In Asia

# 1 Contender to Tag Team Titles

Sean O'Gara vs Thug

UCW World Title Match

Fairbanks: Welcome back to UCW Mayhem. So far tonight has been pretty memorable, and our main event is sure to be even more, as our Hardcore Champion Thug decides to try his luck against the world champion Sean O'Gara

Creed: Thug is feeling pretty red hot after winning that hardcore title, so now could be his night to continue the roll he was on. He knows when to pick his shots, thats for sure

F: But what kind of a disadvantage will Thug be at where he has to follow a set of rules, or will he rely to much on his hardcore style that he has probably become adapted to?

C: It will be interesting to see. Thug was still part of the UCW Tag Team Champions once as well, so I am sure he knows what to do to get the job done here tonight and walk away the champion. And here he comes now, as "Bad Man" plays and eager and ready Thug makes his way to the ring

F: And now here he comes, from the island of Ireland

C: An Irish World Champion, I never thought I'd live to see ...

F: Creed! Our sponsors, try to stay the slightest bit politically correct!

C: Well what do you expect from a country who's only other contribution to the wrestling world was Fit Finley?

F: For those people who weren't offended and changed the channel, the match is about to start, as Thug and Sean now tie up, and Thug gains a quick advantage with an arm bar. But then Sean rolls into it and reverses and knocks Thug on his back side. There is the technical skill of Sean showing.

C: Sean then jumps onto the back of Thug and is trying to bring him down with a reverse chinlock. But this is a bit early in the match to try such a wear down move, especially seeing Thug does have that bit of a size advantage against O'Gara.

F: I think your right, Thug is powering himself to his feet, but O'Gara is still holding on for dear life to try bring him down. But now Thug is to his feet and ...

C: I don't like the way that referee is standing right behind them in the corner like that.

F: ... then Thug topples backwards and him and O'Gara out of nowhere crush the referee.

C: Out of nowhere?

F: Well ... regardless, the referee is down, and I am sure the tide of this match is going to change really quick, and Thug rolls to the outside of the ring and is now searching under the ring apron ... and he pulls out a trash can full of various weapons. Now just wait a minute, this isn't a hardcore match.

C: The referee is down, and Thug is taking advantage, that is what this is. O'Gara is reaching through the ropes to try pull Thug back in, but is then caught off guard with a shot to the head by a steel cookie sheet or something. O'Gara is down, and Thug is throwing his weapons into the ring.

F: Thug climbs back in the ring and is trying to decide what to use. O'Gara is slowly struggling up to his feet, and Thug picks up what looks like an old Boom Box or something, and then smashes it over the head of the world champion.

C: O'Gara has got to be down and out. But then Thug takes an old Beta VCR and lays it over the crotch of Sean. This could be ugly, as now Thug picks up and golf club and smashes it right on top of that VCR. Heheheh ... Beta.

F: This is gruesome. But Thug isn't done yet, as now he has a ... what is that? Oh no.

C: Oh yes ... its a pizza slicer. Thug picks Sean up and props him into the corner. He picks up the slicer for all to see ... and ...

F: Fans, if any children are watching, have then turn away right now.

C: ... and then Thug slices up the forehead of Sean O'Gara, who is now gushing blood.

F: This is sickening! Oh look, thank tGod, the referee is starting to come to. But Thug has also noticed and is kicking all the wreckage out the ring, and now he must be going to try to pull some innosent act.

C: All that is left now is the trash can. Thuig decides the referee is still not quite at his wits, and O'Gara is just stumbling in the corner, trying to wipe the blood out his eyes. He sizes Sean up and charges in ...

F: ... out of nowhere O'Gara has just done a drop kick and smashed that trash can into the face of Thug. Thug is down and the referee is now coming to. And the referee didn't get to see Sean do that either.

C: What? No, O'Gara is climbing to the top rope, and there is the Elevation Press, the only move the referee is bale to see. O'Gara with the cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Sean O'Gara has just retained the UCW World Title, and what a match this was.

F: It was a classic, it showed exactly why both Thug and O'Gara are right now the two best in their elements. We will see you next week folks.