Hardcore Title Match

Fairbanks: For our first match tonight, we have a great but brutal match. That I'm sure of.

Creed: I would have to say so myself. It's going to be one hardcore 3-way match with Chaz, Sinner and the hardcore of all Hardcore Champions Jack Heart.

F: Well here comes Sinner down the ramp trying to get the crowd pumped up as they already are.

C:Yeah anyway Sinner is bouncing off the ropes as Chaz comes down the aisle. If many didn't notice these two aren't getting along much.

F: Chaz is walking around the ring as Sinner and him eye each other up.

C: Yeah Chaz is still outside the ring. As Sinner is waiting for Jack to come down.

F: Looks like Sinner is more interested in the title. Looks like its going to cost him too, Chaz runs in and hits Sinner with a forearm.

C: Well this match must be under way, with an absent Jack too.

F: Well if you notice that the bell hasn't rung. But Chaz is still hammering away at a fallen Sinner.

C: Chaz whips Sinner toward the ropes. Sinner reverses, Chaz off the ropes. Sinner looking for a backbody drop but got caught with a kick to the chest.

F: Chaz takes advantage and chops Sinner back to the corner.

C: Hey look at this down the ramp way its Jack Heart!

F: HAHA it looks like the Hardcore Champion is taking his time.

C: Chaz is throwing lefts and rights on Sinner as (Laughing) Jack Heart is offering opinions to the crowd if he should even get in the ring.

F: Looks like the ref decides to call for the bell to start this match up.

C: Interesting start to this match Jack just approached the ring now on the apron as Chaz is still stomping a mudhole in Sinner. As he can see Jack with one foot in the ring. Chaz runs over and nails Jack.

F: That wasn't good that just pissed JACK OFF.

C: Hey this is a family show don't say that.

F: Chaz runs and slides out of the ring. Jack follows. They are chasing each other around the ring. Jack turns the corner and WHAM! gets hit with a clothesline from Sinner, who was hiding around the corner.

C: HAHA I think that took Sinners arm off. They both look hurt.

F: Chaz is looking for some thing under the ring apron and yes he pulls out two Kendo Sticks.

C: He really could do some damage with those things. Chaz slides in the ring and looks like Youth In Asia may help each other out after all.

F: Sinner and Jack still out side the ring with Jack looking like he is getting up first.

C: Retarded idea for Sinner to take on a full sprint Jack Heart anyway. Jack is up first and kicks Sinner in the head. He looks at Chaz and finds him self in a sticky situation.

F: Dumb Chaz tries to swing at Jack over the ropes but only gets pulled under the ropes by the massive arms of the Hardcore Champion.

C: Jack leans back and delivers a hard haymaker to Chaz. Chaz drops the Kendo sticks. Jack kicks him in the gut and drops a neckbreaker on the outside.

F: Now does Jack have to do that? I mean is that necessary or what?

C: What ever he is up to he is doing it right because Chaz is out and Jack took that one hard too. Jack is to his feet grabs a kendo stick. Looks at a Chaz that is on his knees. He looks at Chaz then the fans. We now see Sinner is up on his feet and also has a Kendo Stick.

F: Jack leans back to attack Sinner and they both lay their eyes on the praying Chaz. They look back at each other and proceed as they both swing from both sides and CRACK! Chaz across both sides of his face!

C: OH MY GOD they Killed Him!

F: Well he down right deserved it. That little...

C: I can't belive they would do that!

F: Jack and Sinner throw their weapons down and slide in to the ring. Sinner makes it in there first and begins to stomp on the grounded Jack.

C: Oh MY GOD will some one help Chaz.

F: That is what he gets for being in this match with the Hardcore one Jack Heart.

C: Well god they did need to do that. I guess they did huh. Anyways Chaz is down. Down for a while. And Sinner picks Jack up and throws him over the top rope where Jack finds him self at the foot of the ramp.

F: Sinner goes trough the ropes and is on the apron to target a staggered Jack Heart.

C: Come on he is playing possum. Jack isn't hurt.

F: Well he jumps off. Sinner with a Double axe handle but no Jack caught him in a Bear Hug. NO he turns the bear hug in to a Belly-to-Belly on the steel ramp!

C: Oh no that took out a lot from both of them. Jack is crazy in these hardcore matches. Jack goes for one of the first pins in this match.1.....2.... Sinner kicks out.

F: Yes. Jack stands up to drag the dead corpse of Sinner up the ramp.

C: God No Jack what is he going to do next.

F: Who the hell is this? No say it isn't so. Its Kamchantaberry Ambergree and He's walking down the ramp with... with ....huh I think Yes its macaroni salad!

C: I don't even want to know. It looks like Jack is confused too. Kamchantaberry Ambergree is giving it to Jack but Jack just sets it down in frustration as Kam walks back through the curtains.

F: Well that was quiet the encounter.

C: Well yes but now Jack just got a foot in the testicles so this doesn't look good for him. We could say things are not looking up for Jack.

F: Yes he may have to rise to the occasion.

C: HAHA that's great. anyways Sinner is trying to push Jack off the ramp but Jack just fell down.

F: That probably saved him.

C: Yeah but now Sinner is still trying to push him off.

F: He is successful but Jack just slide off so it looks like he's ok. Jack gets to his feet and Sinner jumps off the ramp with another Double axe handle but Jack catches him again in the same move but Jack just has enough power to smash Sinner back in to the side on the ramp wall.

C: That's not good and were did that damn ladder come from. Jack is setting a ladder up in the bottom section of the entrance way.

F: But wait, Jack just got smacked in the back with a Kendo Stick by Chaz.

C: Chaz ran out of nowhere and ... oh my he has a huge red mark across his face!

F: Yes but he really look like he is going to take advantage of the situation. He finds Sinner struggling to recover. And drags his brother towards the electronics area.

C: I'm really concerned now on the health of the these guys I mean Chaz is a bomb ready to explode and now he is really pissed off and has two bodies to take it out on. Folks I apologize for what we are about to see as Sinner is laying a couple of feet down from where Chaz has climbed to.

F: Chaz with that permanent sadistic smile on his face. He is now try to push a crate Off... Oh my God!

C: NO NO No he just drop that large metal storage crate on to the leg of Sinner. OH MY GOD!!

F: This isn't right someone needs to stop the damn match!

C: Sinner is screaming out in pain. We could hear the damn bones crack in Sinners leg!

F: Get him out of here! Chaz has stepped down and is raising his hands in triumph.

C: As if, this is terrible!

F: Now Chaz has his eyes set on Jack Heart.

C: Don't do it damn it. And now he is climbing that ladder Jack set up. Chaz is at the top and has an evil look to him.

F: Someone save Jack Heart. Chaz leaps from a standing postion from the top. Goes for a cross body But is caught with A POWERSLAM ON THE concrete!!!!!!!!!!!!

C: Oh my god That was amazing! Chaz THAT DUMBASS!

F: Sinner is still screaming in pain! Jack and Chaz are laying there motionless.

(JACK CHANT STARTS)

F: These fans are behind Jack all the way Jack throws an arm over Chaz. The ref 1........2..... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It all over And the Reigning Champion Jack HEART!

C: We need medics out here right now.

F: We'll be right back, folks.

Standard Match

F: Well Creed what a night it has been so far huh!?

C: It sure has, lets hope this match doesn't spoil the night!!

F: Why would it!?

C: I don't know, im just saying, it better not.

F: Ok! ahh look, here comes the first opponent...this match will get under way soon enough folks.

C: Lets hope so, im getting tired.

F: Not got the energy like you had when you were younger!

C: Says you...your twice my age!

F: I don't think so...

C: You don't think full stop! Oh look, the other opponent is here, right...let's get this match on the road...

F: Ok, the bell has gone...the match isn't starting with action as of yet, they are circling the ring

C: Oh my god... Satan has pushed Poison and now Poison has pushed Satan...great match so far...NOT!

F: It's only the beginning...see Satan and Poison are exchanging some strong right hands, wow that's gotta hurt

C: Yeah, that must have hurt the big tough guy, come on Fairbanks...what the hell are you watching!?

F: Satan slings Poison to the ropes...OH! and he misses on a clothesline, Poison is coming back of the ropes and flies towards Satan, she's been caught, with Poison 's attempt of knocking the big guy down with a cross body.

C: WOW....Ouch, now that's gotta hurt, Satan falling to the mat like that with Poison being squashed between the monster Satan and the mat!

F: Satan is to his feet, he's coming off the ropes and a leg drop across the throat of Poison. Is this match getting better for you now Creed?

C: Now it is yeah!

F: Satan is going for an early pin, but only gets a one count. They are both getting to their feet. Satan is charging at Poison it looks as though he's going for a spear, oh, quick thinking for Poison, tossing Satan through the ropes, this gives time for Poison to catch her breath, but nope, doesn't look as though she wants to! what's she doing??

C: This is what I'm talking about...this is what we need... Poison is climbing the turnbuckle and is on the top rope...now Satan is getting to his feet on the outside, Poison is leaping to the outside and has knocked Satan back down.

F: wow...that was a great delivery by Poison there. Poison has got to her feet and is dragging Satan to his feet by his hair, she has grabbed Satan's hair at the back and,Oh!! She is smashing his head on our announce table Creed!

C: She's got Satan by his arm and is tossing him to the,ouch! Poison wants Satan to be damaged big time, his back smashing against the ring post like that. Satan is on his knees feeling the pain from that move!!

F: Ya think!!?

C: Don't start on me Fairbanks!!

F: Why not, if I run after you with a sledgehammer you just might go off running screaming like a girl, bring back bad memories from your moment with Jack!

C: Shut up Fairbanks, and just call the match!

F: Poison is dragging Satan to his feet again, Poison has just..oh, i felt that one... Satan has gone back first into the steel steps!

C: As much as i hate to admit it Poison is using her brains...work on the big mans back!!

F: Certainly going to help her with this match! Satan is slowly getting to his feet, Poison is pulling him back again, i think she is going to sling him into the steel steps again...off she goes and...wow, that was unexpected... Satan has reversed it and now Poison has gone back first into the railings.

C: It looks as though Satan is back in action. Satan has taken the match back into the ring before they get counted out. Satan is setting up Poison in the corner. Satan delivering elbows to the side of the head... Poison is looking slightly dazed

F: Satan is now hitching Poison up and landing her down to the mat with a lot of strength into the side walk slam. Poison is now being dragged over to the ropes and being choked on the second rope. Satan looks as though he is going for a run up, Poison has rolled out of the way just in time and Satan will be speaking high pitched for a few days to come!!!

C: I would never wish that upon any one, that must have hurt. No...no...no! Poison is just making it worse, she's now shaking the ropes making it even more painful for Satan...look at the expression on his face.

F: Satan is walking pretty well for someone that has just gone through what he has. Poison is coming of the ropes Satan goes for the boot to her face, but Poison ducks. Satan turns round and receives a flying clotheslines, Satan has no time to rest...he's being dragged to his feet already. Poison is setting him up for a bulldog, up he goes up and...OH! Satan has thrown Poison half way across the ring!!

C: Satan goes for the pin.... Poison kicks out at 2....why won't she just give up!

F: At least we know who you want to win it now!! I don't agree with you though, Poison is putting up such a good fight, she's not going to give up as easily as you would like her to. She's a survivor! Satan is standing in the centre of the ring, it looks as though NOW the match is getting to him! Poison is being whipped off the ropes, Satan is hooking his arm back to punch Poison 's lights out and OH...OH NO, not now, Satan has caught the ref in the face with his elbow, the ref is staggering, and Satan is checking on him...

C: Bad Move....BAD MOVE...you should never turn your back on your opponent!! NO!!

F: Oh yes... Poison is rolling Satan up from behind into a pin, Satan has been caught off guard, the ref has gone down for the count..1...2....NO.. Satan has kicked out! That was close Creed!!

C: Not close enough. Poison is hot, and when I say hot, I mean, she can burn you!! Look at her,wow. But she can't win against the big guy!

F: Poison is surprised, she must have thought she got it then. What,what is she thinking, Poison is going up to the top rope, Satan is just getting to his feet and is looking around for Poison. WOW! Poison delivering a great Hurricanrana to Satan there. She's now going for the pin,1, 2, Kick out! Oh man!!

C: The match is really getting to them now, this match has been alright!

F: What match are you watching!? This has been action packed! They are both getting to their feet, using the ropes to help them. Poison is coming off the ropes and heading towards Satan,NO!

C: YES! Satan has got Poison by the throat!

F: What is this guy's problem, look at him shouting at the crowd "feel my wrath, come on!!!" Oh no, NO! Poison is going up,

C: And down, wow what a choke slam, Poison could have been broken in half! Satan is going for the pin,1,2,YES,.Satan has got the win!!

F: Damn! Poison was fighting a good fight!! She had it in the bag. She is lying there motionless!

C: Ok, ok. Don't go on at me, I will go in there and give her mouth to mouth!!

F: SIT DOWN! And just say goodnight Creed!!!

C: Goodnight Creed!!

F: Goodnight!

Satanic Satan