Jack Heart vs Poison
Hardcore Title Match
F: Now, for those of our fans who prefer their wrestling a bit more rough then normal, its time for some hardcore action in a UCW Hardcore title match. To get it all kick started here comes the challenger, the pretty but deadly Poison. A former Women’s champion, this girl is no one to be messed with.
C: I wouldn’t mind messing around with Poison.
F: Creed! For the last time your gonna get us sued! As Poison gets into the ring, What a Man plays and down comes the UCW Hardcore Champion complete with attached sledgehammer, Jack Heart. This guy has done it all now, a true Grand Slammer. Heart climbs into the ring to a fairly appreciative reception from the crowd. Poison stands in the corner, her eyes firmly fixed on the title belt. Heart finally stops posing and places the hammer in the corner then takes off the title and hands it to referee Mario who hands it out to Anita Peters.
C: Mario now calls for the bell and Poison is off like a rocket. She leaps onto Heart from behind, dragging him down with her weight then piling in there with blows to his face. Buffy may be getting jealous backstage. Poison now gets off Heart and pulls him up to his feet by the hair which sure as hell looks to be hurting Jack. Once he’s up she smacks him a powerful right hook which sends him across the ring and onto the ropes. Poison now runs at Heart but he ducks down low just in time to send her flying over the ropes to the outside.
F: Heart follows her to outside. Poison just starts to get to her feet but Heart catches her out with a hip toss, Poison landing with an awkward looking impact in the back. Heart pulls her up to her feet and throws her back into the ring. He now goes under the apron and comes out with some hardcore goodies which all go into the ring. There’s a kendo stick, a baking tray, a baseball bat and out comes a table to which Heart slides into the ring. Looks like he won’t be going easy on the lady.
C: He may not be able to cause all the time he’s been decorating the ring Poison’s gotten up on her feet and baseball slides Heart from inside the ring, sending him into the guard rail. She now picks up that baseball bat and heads outside where Heart is lying stunned. Poison bears down on him with the bat and hits a home run to those ribs.
F: Groan. Stop the puns before they start. Poison whacks Heart again in the chest with the bat and a third shot to the leg keeps him down. Poison sure is one hardcore girl. She drops the bat and gives Jack a boot to the groin, followed by a stomp to the chest then throws him into the ring. Poison goes in after him and sets the table up in the centre of the ring. She goes over to the still doubled over Heart who suddenly springs up, grabs Poison and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. That takes out Poison and Heart starts to get himself together.
C: The Hardcore champ lifts Poison up the top of the turnbuckle and sets her up for a superplex. He carries it out, driving Poison through the table in the middle of the ring! Heart now gets the arm over poison and covers 1-2-3 all done.
Winner – Jack Heart
By Pinfall
F: Heart stands up and is given the Hardcore title back but he looks to be carrying a bit of an injury to that leg as he hobbles out of the ring. Buffy and Kamchantaberry Ambergree come out to meet him with a paramedic who starts to look at the leg. We’ll keep you to date on this folks, stay there.
(Commerical)
F: Back at UCW, and Paul Sandler is backstage with a report on Jack Heart’s condition. Paul?
P: Yes guys I’m right here outside the infirmary and we have been told that Jack Heart has sustained a nasty tear in the leg caused by Poisons baseball bat blow. Luckily its not too serious and should only side line Heart for about a week. Back to you.
Buffy vs Ivy
Women’s Title Match
C: Ha, he had it coming.
F: You’re all brave now. We’ll see in a week. Anyway, to keep us entertained in the meantime, we have a good old Women’s title match now between Buffy, the challenger and one half of the Tag Team champions. She’s already held this belt once, now looking for a second time. Now here’s the champion Ivy, who is currently making her way down to the ring in a errmmm, what looks like it could pass for a piece of blue dental floss instead of a bikini.
C: Look at that! Just look at that! You look away Fairbanks, it’s too adult for you.
F: Both girls in the ring and have handed in their belts. The bell goes and Buffy comes right out at Ivy with some powerful right hooks knocking Ivy back onto the ropes. She now wipes the champion off them and catches her in a back body drop on the return followed by a quick cover 1-2 no go. Buffy now pulls Ivy up to he feet and hits another devastating right hand which sends Ivy into the turnbuckle.
C: Buffy whips her out into the opposite turnbuckle then runs at Ivy who moves aside at the last moment. Buffy crashes into the turnbuckle and staggers away doubled over to be caught by a bulldog by Ivy. Cover 1-2 way too early. Ivy hauls Buffy up, lifts her left leg up and hits a dragon leg corkscrew followed by a side ankle lock. Buffy looks to be in pain but manages to get to the ropes to break the hold.
F: Buffy hanging onto the ropes but Ivy drags her away form them and looks to be trying a figure 4 leglock but as she turns to lock it in Buffy kicks her in the ass sending her over. Buffy quickly gets to her feet just as Ivy starts to do the same and they open up on each other with right hands with Ivy getting the better of Buffy. Ivy whips her off the ropes and bends over for a back drop but Buffy kicks her in the face which sends Ivy backwards, off the ropes to be caught with a Samoan drop as she moves back into the ring.
C: Buffy in charge now. She’s on top of Ivy now raining down blows with a vengeance. Looks like Ivy has had enough as Buffy pulls her up but Ivy manages to get a hand up and eye rake Buffy. Ivy capitalises with a body slam followed by a leg drop. Another cover 1-2 no but so close. Ivy brings Buffy back up and hooks Buffy’s elbow over her head. She lifts her up into the air for a vertical suplex but Buffy twirls out of it, lands behind Ivy and hits a belly to back suplex. Both girls are down now, this match taking its toll on both. Ivy looks to be the first up but Buffy is has rolled to the ropes where the referee goes to check on her to see if she’s injured.
F: Ivy is definitely back up but what the hell. Faith just came out of the crowd and has climbed the top turnbuckle. Ivy and the referee don’t see her and Faith hits the Faithless on Ivy then rolls out of the ring! Ivy is completely out of it and Buffy is back up. She sees Ivy lying prone and covers quickly. 1-2-3 all done! New Women’s Champion!
Winner – Buffy
By Pinfall
New Women’s Champion
C: Ivy was totoally screwed. If the dumb ref had been paying more attention to his job then Buffy, it would have been a DQ.
F: Maybe so but the result stands. Buffy is now a double gold holder, with Tag Team and Women’s titles. That’s all for tonight folks. From Rich Fairbanks-
C: And me!
F: Goodnight.