By Pinfall

F: This is gonna be a good one. Fatal 4 way tag match with the winners getting a Tag Team title shot on Fury. The YMCA of Gay Bandit and Dances with Guys are already got in the ring during the interval and now the first of a new team, at 268 pounds, here’s Snake. As he enters looking with disgust at Bandit, Joeylights and his wife Tiffany come out now. Light’s has a feud with a member of another team that should prove interesting here. Err not to alarm anyone but Bandit and Dances are giving Snake and Lights some odd little looks.

C: Hmm, Bandit obviously wants to give tiffany a challenge. What A Man plays and here’s Jack Heart with his partner the World Champion Kam Ambergree. Kam is World Champion and Heart is Hardcore champ so the tag titles would round off what’s a pretty formidable CV already for both of them. The two suddenly charge the ring causing Snake and Lights to bail out. Look at Tiffany’s face, she hates Heart all right after that little wager Heart and Lights had.

F: True story. Now Nightwing plays and down come the Mad Maple and Rob Grayson, this team looking for its second and significant win. They head down the ramp and into the ring looking pretty serious. All the teams are in their corners now but who’s gonna start us off?

C: Heart’s in the ring calling out Lights who rises to the bait and gets in too so I guess its them. Referee Nick Thompson calls for the bell and we’re off, Lights and Heart tying up. Lights gets Heart’s left arm into an arm wrench. He tightens the hold pushing Heart down to his knees but Heart suddenly sweeps the legs out from under Lights with his left leg, breaking the hold. Lights quickly back up only to get a clothesline by Heart. Heart now backs off towards the YMCA corner and gets slapped on the ass by Bandit, ha ha did you see Heart jump.

F: I think that counted as a tag and in comes Bandit. Lights is only getting up now as Bandit runs in and leaps onto his back. Lights has no idea who’s attacking him and starts frailing about the ring trying to throw Bandit off, who is holding on for dear life. Lights finally throws him off towards Grayson and Maple’s corner, where Maple tags Bandit and comes in. He hits a running clothesline on Lights, knocking him down then stamps on his chest four times, causing big damage to Lights. He pulls him up to his feet and tags out to Grayson who comes with a boot to Lights side.

C: Lights is down and Grayson gives him a knee to the face, followed by an elbow drop and a cover 1-2 kick out. Grayson in charge here as he pulls Lights up and starts to hit him with right handers. He beats him onto the ropes and whips him off into a hip toss on the return. Grayson locks on a Camel clutch hold. He holds it on tight but Snake comes in and breaks it with a kick to the back of Grayson’s head, who turns and chases Snake out of the ring. They exchange words giving Lights time to get himself up. He’s near Kam and Heart’s corner and tags out to Kam, telling him to go fight Grayson.

F: Heart and Kam don’t look too happy about Lights telling them what to do but Kam comes in and he and Grayson immediately go at with right handers all around. They exchange blows but Rob ducks under Kam’s fifth shot and hits him with a clothesline line as he turns around. Grayson looks to be in charge again but Snake just tagged him in the back. Grayson is furious and referee Nick Thompson has to force him to leave the ring while Snake runs in and knee drops Kam.

C: Snake now pulls Kam up to his feet, sets him up and hits a front piledriver. Snake covers 1-2 no go Kam gets the shoulder up. Snake drags Kam over to his corner, sets him sitting in the turnbuckle and tags out to Joeylights, who comes in then both men start to stamp down on Kam in the turnbuckle. Lights now gets Kam up, pulls him into the middle of the ring and hits a body slam on Kam, then tags out again to Snake. Snake goes up top to try and hit the Snake-Pit but Dances with Guys suddenly runs along the apron to Snake and starts to grope his leg! Security!

F: Snake is completely horrified and loses his footing, landing hard on the top turnbuckle. Lights is furious, trying to get at Bandit and Dances who are in their corner sniggering like school girls while Lights is held back by the referee. All the time he wastes there Kam gets back up and tags out to Jack Heart who runs over to the turnbuckle where Snake has crash landed, goes up top and hits a DDT on Snake off the turnbuckle. Heart covers 1-2 but Mad Maple runs in to break it up. Heart jumps straight up and looks angry with Maple. They’re squaring off, giving Snake time to crawl away from the centre of the ring to the outside where Lights comes down to check on him.

C: Forget him, Heart and Maple are right up in each other’s faces. Maple shoves Heart, Heart shoves back, stop being bitches and fight there ya go. Maple punches Heart, who hits back with a knee in the gut and a double handed fist to the back. Grayson gets in and hits Heart with a right hand to the face, now Kam’s in its all breaking lose! Grayson and Kam go at it, beating the hell out of each other while Heart and Maple slug it out too. Grayson beats Kam over the ropes to the outside then turns to catch Heart in the back of the leg with a quick kick to stop Heart in his tracks.

F: Maple and Grayson now link up to hit a double suplex on Heart, Heart taking a nasty impact to the square of the back. Bandit and Dances just stand on the apron watching. Maple goes for a pin but referee Thompson tells him he's not legal yet. Both Grayson and Maple start to argue with the referee allowing Kam to run in behind them and punch both in the back of the head. He throws Grayson outside the ring then kicks Maple across the ring to the outside, leaving Heart in the middle of the ring all alone.

C: And Snake and Joeylights know it. They run in and start to kick the hell out of him. They lift him up and Snake whips him off the ropes into a kitchen sink of Joeylights. Lights now gets Heart up again and hits a Lightsout-plex. He goes for the pin but Heart gets a leg over the rope breaking the count before it even starts. They pull Heart up and throw him over the ropes to hand on Rob Grayson who was just getting up.

F: Snake and Lights look very pleased with themselves. They hang over the ropes watching and laughing as Maple and Kam fight it out and Heart and Grayson start to exchange blows. Their watching so much they don’t see Gay Bandit and Dances with Guys come up behind them. Bandit grabs Snake’s legs, Dances grabs Lights’s and they pull the legs out from under them, getting both wrestlers caught on the ropes. What are they gonna do?

C: Oh man the YMCA pull Snake and Lights’s trunks down! At least they got briefs on underneath. What is – oh no. No. NO! They’re spanking Snake and Lights! This is horrible, someone stop this!

F: No one deserves this! Look at Lights and Snake’s faces, its like their being, well, spanked by the YMCA.

C: Heart, Grayson, Kam and Maple have fought all the way around the outside and are now right in front of us. Maple beats Kam onto the guard rail and Grayson beats Heart onto the opposite one. Maple and Grayson exchange looks as Snake and Lights get spankings that would make Fairbanks here jump with joy.

F: Less of it Creed. Maple and Grayson now whip Kam and Heart towards each other but Kam and Heart reverse them sending Maple and Grayson slamming into each other with a huge impact. Bandit and Dances have spanked Snake and Lights all the way out of the ring, their butts are as red as emergency lights. Bandit and Dances are jumping about with excitement, Tiffany runs to Lights to check on him, the trauma of that is gonna leave him and Snake with nightmares for months.

C: Looks like the YMCA are now in charge but wait a sec Heart and Kam have run into the ring and are coming up behind them. Heart rolls up Bandit, Kam rolls up Dances it’s a double pin 1-2-3 they won. Heart and Kam won.

Winners – Jack Heart & Kam Ambergree