F: Welcome to another action packed edition of UCW "Mayhem", again my name is James Fairbanks. Unfortunately sitting to my left is my broadcast partner Jack Creed.
C: And a senior partner if I do say so myself.
F: Well Jack, this next match is Sean O'Gara vs. Chaz The assigned referee is Mario Simmons.
C: O'Gara is looking for revenge tonite, he claims Chaz cost him the Internet title. What a crybaby!
F: Chaz has left destruction in his wake wherever he has gone. O'Gara will have to be at the top of his game tonight. And here comes Sean now! The sounds of Youth of a Nation by P.O.D. erupts from the speakers, the
C: Here comes Sean, the crowd rushes to the ailse, Sean giving high 5's to several fans. Where is...
F: There he is Ace Diamond.
C: Not Ace, where is Max? Since Buffy or Faith won't give me the time of day, maybe Max will play it smarter.
F: Creed you are unbelievable. Here comes Chaz, he has left of wake of destruction in his path. He has put his past in behind him as Youth in Asia is now history, he turned on his former partner, Sinner. Mario calls for the bell.
C: Sean looks tired, you think Max has been keeping him...
F: Creed, get your mind on the match. Here we go, Sean and Chaz lock up in the middle of the ring. Chaz slips behind Sean and attempts a swinging neck breaker. Sean pulls away but is thrown to the canvas. Chaz climbs the ring rope. Sean jumps to his feet rushes over and pulls on the rope. Chaz loses his balance and ends up straddling the ring rope.
C: Damn that hurts every man here, maybe even you Fairbanks!
F: Sean pulls Chaz off the ropes and in the ring. Sean whips Chaz into the ropes setting him up for a drop kick. Chaz has shown little offense tonight. Sean pulls Chaz up by the back of his neck and bulldogs Chaz's face into the canvas. Sean is focused tonight, he has revenge on his mind.
C: O'Gara lost that title fair and square. Chaz hit him with that chair square in his pretty face.
F: Pretty face? Creed you've been spending your freetime with Gay Bandit again? Sean drops several elbows to the back of Chaz's head. Chaz struggles to his feet, looks at Sean with pure hatred and SLAPS Sean across his face. Sean tackles Chaz to the canvas, they are trading punches. Chaz gets to his feet, puts Sean in a side headlock.
Ace Diamond jumps on the ring apron, yells to Mario that Chaz is using a choke hold. Mario checks the hold, motions the hold is legal.
C: Where is Max? I'd much rather see her jump up on the ring apron.
F: Get your mind back on the match Creed. Chaz takes hold of Sean's head and rams it in the turnbuckle. Chaz again climbs the robe, Sean is dazed on the canvas. Chaz jumps off the top rope, swan dive slam on Sean. Chaz stands up and begins to taunt the crowd. The crowd stands and boos, Chaz seems to be focused on one fan. The fan is holding a sign, "Chaz Is Not Mongolian". The fan begins to yell at Chaz in another language. Chaz is furious, and jumps out of the ring. The ref follows Chaz out of the ring
C: Get back in the ring! Chaz is trying to attack the fan!
F: That's not a fan, it's Sinner! Mario is standing between the two, trying to get Chaz back in the ring. Mario is warning Chaz, he has started a count. 1...2...3...
C: Get back in the ring! Sean climbs the ring rope, and dives into Chaz, both falling to the floor. Sinner sits back down, laughing at Chaz.
F: Sean pulls Chaz up, rolls him back in the ring. Sean picks up up Chaz, swings into a snap suplex. Chaz is dazed on the canvas, Sean climbs the rope.
C: Here it comes ... the Elevation Press!
F: Sean flies off the top rope, the Elevation Press. Sean hooks the leg. Mario counts 1... 2... 3... O'Gara has won.
C: Sure O'Gara wins the match, but still has no title. You would think Max would be looking to upgrade to a winner.
F: Ah. Creed you are a real winner! Folks we will be right back with the next match.
Fairbanks:What do our next two competitors have in common with a can of tomato soup? Creed:I give,what? F:When you open them up,they are both full of red stuff. C:That,was really bad. F:I know.I was just looking for a snappy way to introduce our next match. C:How about,Snake,Pyro,steelcage,blood. F:I don't know,it seems to lack something. C:It does,doesn't it,oh well,I see that Snake and Pyro have entered the cage and Nick Thompson the referee for this match is closing the door. F:This should be a fairly even match-up.The ref has called for the bell and the two men meet in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow tie-up.Snake with an arm drag takedown on Pyro,Pyro is up quickly but Snake with another arm drag takedown.Snake is up and delivers a stomp on the back of Pyros head that lays him out.Snake picks up Pyro by the hair and runs him head first into the steel cage. C:That busted him open. F:Snake picks Pyro again and tries to slam his head into the cage again but Pyro blocks it.Pyro with an elbow to Snakes gut.Snake tries a right fist but Pyro blocks that too and then rakes Snake across the eyes blinding him.Snake stumbles away blind.Pyro waits for Snake to turn around,then levels him with a clothesline. C:The tide of battle is turning in favor of Pyro now as he stomps away on Snakes ribcage.Pyro picks Snake up and whips him into the corner and follows him in with another clothesline. F:Snake falls on his face and it looks as if Pyro is going to climb over the top of the cage and win this match,,,no,wait,he's just hit Snake with a legdrop from the top rope. C;Hey,isn't that Snakes finishing move,the Snake pit. F:I believe you are right.Now Pyro is standing over Snake taunting him.Pyro grabs a handful of Snakes hair and lifts him up to his feet with it.Pyro goes for a bulldog but Snake picks him up and deposits him astaddle the top rope. C:That'll have Pyro talking in a high pitched voice for a while. F:Snake is now on the opposite side of the ring.He takes off running and leaps hitting Pyro with a flying shoulder tackle that sends both men into the steel cage. C:A devastating move by Snake,though not one of his brighter seeing as how he busted hinself open doing it. F:It seems not to have bothered him,much,as Snake gets wobblely to his feet.Snake picks up Pyro and both men throw punches at the same time that floors the other. C:Both men are slowly to their feet.Pyro whips Snake into the corner and tries to follow him in again but Snake moves and Pyro crashes hard into the turn-buckle. F:Snake goes to climb up the cage but Pyro is up on his feet and stops him.The two trade punches while they hang onto the cage.Snake with an eye rake of his own now and Pyro falls to the mat.Snake continues up the cage and gets to the top,all he has to do now is throw his legs over and then let go and he'll win this match. C:What is that maniac doing now? F:Snake is standing at the top of the cage and now he is going to hit The Snake pit on Pyro.Snake leaps but at the last second Pyro rolls out of the way and Snake crashes to the mat. C:Snake just killed himself. F:I don't know,neither man is moving,maybe we should get some medical help out here. C:No wait,both men are crawling to the ropes and are using them to pull themselvies up with. F:Snake and Pyro on opposite sides of the ring have made their way to their feet.They look ready to charge each other,,, C:What the hell is that? F:I don't know.It looks to be a box of some kind that has been gift wrapped. C:Why is it being lowered into the ring,wait a second,you didn't get me a stripper for my birthday did you? F:Well,for one thing,it isn't your birthday,and for another,I would never get you a stripper. C:Then what is it? F:I don't know,but now that it has set down in the ring we can find out.Both the wrestlers have gone up to the box to investigate.MY GOD,the box just exploded! C:Look,there was someone in it,IT'S DESPERADO,and he has a logging chain. F:Desperado uses the chain to clothesline Snake about taking his head off.Pyro charged Desperado but misses.Desperado wraps the chain around Pyros neck and starts to choke the life out of him.. C:Desperado then takes Pyro over to the corner and places him on top of the top turn-buckle,then climbs up himself. F:Desperadogets to the top then picks up Pyro.He then positions him for a tomb stone piledriver then leaps. C:Desrerado just broke Pyros neck,someone call,who the hell are we going to call,Pyros next of kin? F:Lets call a doctor first.Desperado walks over to the cage door and referee Nick Thompson lets him out.Without looking back Desperado walks up and into the back.The former hardcore champion is back and back with a vengeance. C:At least a priest,for last rights you know. F:We'll be right back. F: Now its time for a UCW Internet title match, a match that should prove to be highly entertaining. First off here's the champion, Joey Love, a superstar who's made a massive impact ever since arriving here. He looks pretty confident doesn't he Creed? C: Still doesn't bring any of his girls down to ringside, bastard. F: Is sex all you think of? C: Yes. F: Ok. As Love enters the ring and gives the Internet title to referee Nick Thompson, Nightwing plays and down comes the challenger, a former UCW Tag Team champion from Canada, Rob Grayson. Both men size each other up as Rob enters the ring. Nick Thompson sounds the bell and we're off. They tie up. Love gets the headlock in on Grayson. He holds it on but Grayson delivers two right hands to the gut that breaks the hold, followed by another to the face and an Irish whip. Love off the ropes and into a clothesline on the return. C: Grayson pulls Love up to his feet and right hands him again and again. Love falls into the turnbuckle and Grayson mounts him for a 10-punch. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 Grayson spits in Love's face 10. Grayson takes him out of the corner, hooks the arm, lifts Love and hits a front suplex. Cover by Grayson 1-2 kick out. Grayson hauls Love to his feet angrily and throws Love through the ropes to the outside. Grayson goes out after him, pulls him up onto the guard-rail and lays into Love with inside forearms. F: Grayson goes to slam Love's face off the ring apron but Love blocks it then slams Grayson's face off it. He then quickly grabs Grayson by the shoulders and throws him back into the ring. Love follows in and knocks Grayson down with a kick to the ribs. Love in control now. C: Grayson lying spread out in the middle of the ring. Love bounces off the ropes, runs in and hits Grayson with knee drop on the ribs. Love pulls Grayson up and lays into him with right hooks, beating him onto the ropes where we Irish whips him into a Samoan Drop. Cover by Love, 1-2 Grayson kicks out. Love pulls him up again and punches him in the gut with a left hook but Grayson responses with a shot of his own to Love's gut followed by a DDT. Grayson back in charge. F: He pulls Love up on his feet and whips him into the ropes. Love flies off them and Grayson swings for a clothesline but Love ducks under it and shoulder barges Grayson who hits the ground. Love goes straight down and locks on the Clap! I don't think being on the end of this devastating crossface was part Grayson's plan for this match. He struggles and stretches for the ropes but just can't seem to reach it. Love locks the Clap on even tighter then before this is has got to be hurting Grayson. Still he gains ground to the ropes but how much longer can he take it? C: He's so close now, it's painful watching. Can he, will he, Love is desperately trying to pull him back but Grayson gets to the ropes! A last fling of energy gets him over to the ropes and Love is raging. Grayson must have spent himself doing that. Love pulls him up and beats him with right handers onto the ropes, he is furious and why not it was so close. Love has Grayson on the ropes and goes to whip him but Grayson reverses it. He catches Love and goes for a body slam but cuts it off half way through so Love's feet land on the ground allowing Graytson to hit the Death Drop! Death Drop! Grayson hooks the leg 1-2-3 Rob Grayson is the new Internet Champion! F: In a complete reversal of the tide Grayson snatches a win from the jaws of defeat. What a result. As Rob Grayson slips out of the ring and up the ramp with his new Internet title firmly in his hands, Joey Love can only watch with half-dazed eyes as the gold goes away from him. C: That's him getting punished for not bringing down any pretty girls to ringside ha! F: It's been a great night and the PPV, Mostly Harmless, is this Sunday so the action doesn't let up. We'll see you there! C: Goodnight all!Pyromaniac vs. Snake
Cage Match
Winner - No contest
Rob Grayson vs Joey Love
UCW Internet Title match
Winner - Rob Grayson
By Pinfall
New Internet Champion