James Fairbanks: Welcome everyone to this very special edition of UCW Monday Mayhem. Tonight we will be deciding a number one contender to the UCW World title and the first ever UCW X-Cup Elimination match.

Jack Creed: That's not all that is happening tonight. Inferno is fresh off of his return last week and he will be facing the also newly returned Dingo Dundee in his first single match since returning from his "injury".

F: You are right, this should be an interesting match, as these two wrestlers have even teamed up that one time to go up against the O-Town Mafia a few months back, and have even fought each other before in a tag team match a while back at UCW: Bloodlust. Though it was Inferno who did win that match for him and his brother Pyromaniac, it was not by pinning Dingo, as it was Seth that got pinned in that match.

C: Inferno is coming out first, along with his manager Maziar Sardar. Dingo better watch out for Maziar, who has his favorite gold club, because this match could turn into a two on one fairly easilly.

F: I think he will be prepared, you don't get to be the former UCW World Champion by not knowing what to expect for your matches, so I am sure he has some sort of game plan.

C: Well here he comes now, fresh off of his major victory at UCW: Straight Out of Line where he teamed with Rob Grayson and the Mad Maple to beat Ultimatum, Freakshow and Cobra. Dingo waits in his corner, while Inferno is taking some last minute advise from Maziar. The referee rings the bell to officially start this match.

F: Dingo and Inferno face off and tie up, but the bigger Inferno uses his power advantage and shoves Dingo to the mat. Dingo simply shrugs it off and is back to his feet while Inferno gloats.

C: They tie up again, but this time Dingo uses his speed and technical skill to quickly get behind Inferno, and takes him down with a leg trip into a side headlock. Inferno manages to get to his feet, and lifts Dingo up and back drops him to the mat. Inferno makes a quick cover ... 1 ... 2 ... but Dingo kicks out. It is much to early for a pin fall in this match.

F: Inferno stomps on Dingo, and then bounces off of the ropes and attempts a running leg drop, but Dingo moves and Inferno lands sitting on the mat. Then Dingo runs off of the ropes and then drop kicks Inferno square in the face.

C: Inferno is clutching his head, and Dingo grabs his leg and then stomps him repeatedly on the knee of Inferno. It seems like Dingo is wearing Inferno down to set him up for that figure four leg lock that the likes to do.

F: Dingo now drives his elbow into Inferno's leg, and continues to apply the pressure. But then Inferno counters with a kick to the back of Dingo Dundee. Inferno uses his height to his advantage to escape this situation.

C: Inferno tris to leg scissor Dingo, but Dingo turns into it and holds Inferno's legs and ties him up with an Australlian Crab. Dingo has it locked in, and the referee is checking to see if Inferno will give up.

F: Inferno is struggling, and manges to slowly crawl to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope. The referee orders Dingo to release this hold, but it seems that the damage has been done.

C: Inferno pulls himself up to his feet, but Dingo rushes in but is met by an elbow to the stomach. Inferno then grabs Dingo and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Dingo reverses and sends Inferno rebounding across the ring, but Inferno then flattens Dingo with a flying shoulder tackle. That was a surprising move from Inferno, it seems as if his new training has been paying off.

F: Well Inferno has came a long way since he first showed up in UCW. He has been training for a long time, and has managed to become the first ever three time holder of the UCW Hardcore title, along with the UCW Tag Team titles and the UCW Internet title.

C: Inferno seems to think this may be his chance, and he is climbing to the top rope. It seems like he will be going for the From the Depths of Hell, but is that the right move to go for at this time?

F: Inferno is now perched up on the top rope, but Dingo already seems to be getting to his feet. Inferno stands up and is about to make a dive anyway, but then Dingo staggers into the ropes and snags the top rope, causing Inferno to fall crotch first on the top turnbuckle. That seems very uncomfortable.

C: While Inferno is sitting on the top rope, Dingo climbs up to the second rope. He hooks Inferno, and then lefts him up and slams him on the mat with a top rope suplex. Both wrestlers are now down, and the referee has started a ten count.

F: The referee is up to seven, but Dingo is the first up to his feet which stops the count. He waits for Inferno to get to his feet, and is about to run off the ropes with a clothesline, but he is tripped up by Maziar on the outside. Dingo lands flat on his face but the referee was tending to Inferno and didn't see that.

C: But Dingo is up and he doesn't look happy about that. He reaches through the ropes and grabs Maziar by the back of the head and is pulling him in. Maziar tries to hit Dingo with the golf club, but Dingo blocks the shot and grabs the golf club from his hand. Then Inferno comes from behind and crushes Dingo with a leg drop to the back of the head crushing his throat on the rope.

F: Inferno pulls Dingo out to the middle of the ring, but Dingo is still holding onto that golf club. Maziar stands on the ring apron to warn Inferno of that, btu the referee has turned to him and is preventing him from entering the ring. Inferno picks Dingo up for the Infernal Slam, but Dingo nails Inferno in the side of the head with that golf club.

C: Inferno drops Dingo, who then grabs Inferno and picks him up and nails the Aussie Hammer. Dingo throws the golf club to the outside and covers Inferno just as the referee turns back around, and ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Dingo Dundee has won this match.

F: Maziar climbs back into the ring with that golf club, but Dingo makes a quick escape as he quickly rolls out of the ring. Maziar stands in the ring looking disgusted as Inferno is slowly crawling to his feet.

C: Dingo backs away down the aisle watching Maziar as they stare each other down, but then suddenly Maziar takes a swing with that golf club and nails Inferno right in the head with it, knocking him out. What has just happened?

F: I have no idea. Maziar storms away from the ring and leaves Inferno laying. I am as shocked as everyone else here, but we have to go to a comercial. We will be right back with the X-Cup Match.

UCW X - CUP ELIMINATION MATCH

LUCHADOR RULES ELIMINATION MATCH

Fairbanks: Well Creed, the time has come. The first crusierweight square off in the history of this company

Creed: Woooo! FAITH'S IN THE MATCH!!!! WOOOO!!!!

Fairbanks: Oh for crying out loud we haven't started yet! Felicity is on her way to the ring now to a huge ovation from the crowd, pleased to see the owner and CEO of UCW. 

~Felicity walks down to the ring carrying the X-Cup trophy, and she climbs into the ring and takes a mic from ringside to address the fans~

Felicity: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to UCW: Mayhem, and congratulations on your purchase of your tickets, for tonight in this very ring you will witness a first in UCW. The first ever cruiserweight exclusive match will be decided here in this very special once in a lifetime contest, and the winner will receive this silver trophy and not only that, a UCW World Title shot at the next PPV. The rules are simple. This is an elimination match, but only 2 people can be in the ring at once. Stay alert those on the outside, because you can enter as soon as one of the participants laves. So without further ado, let the match begin!

~Balloons fall from the roof of the arena and "It's raining men" begins to play, and the fans leap to their feet and cheer as the Gay Bandit prances out onto the stage and runs down to the ring. Johnny Tsunami then enters to his music and gets another big pop from the crowd. There is a huge explosion, followed by the appearance of Drego 2k3, and then Seth appears from backstage to his music, received by a chorus of boos, but he shrugs them off and makes his way to the ring. Vamp enters to a neutral response from the crowd on his debut, and Freakshow then appears and makes his way down to the ring to chants of "Dingo's b***h". Shortly afterwards Joeylights graces the crowd with his presence, and is met by complete silence. "Fighter" then booms out over the PA system and Faith emerges from backstage to a huge ovation, she runs down to the ring, grabs Joeylights from behind and throws him into the ring, following him in straight away as the bell rings for the start~

Fairbanks: Ok looks like its going to be Faith and Joeylights to get us started.

Creed: Yeah! Go Faith go!

~Faith immediately gains the upper hand, hitting some vicious right arm chops across Joey's chest, then whipping into the ropes and hitting a huge dropkick on the return. Faith goes for an early cover 1-2-kickout by Joeylights. Faith pulls him to his feet and nails a neckbreaker, then rebounds off the ropes into a flipping legdrop. Again she goes for the cover 1-2-kickout, then pulls him up to his feet and whips him into the corner so hard that he flips up over the top and to the outside. Joeylights has left the ring and Johnny Tsunami is the quickest to take advantage, rolling in and planting Faith with a reverse DDT~

Fairbanks: Sneaky but effective by the cruiserweight veteran!

~Johnny Tsunami gestures to the crowd as Faith rolls to the outside, allowing Freakshow the chance to enter, and he does so. He locks up with Tsunami in the center of the ring and pushes him back into the corner, then nails some right hands followed by a dropkick to the face taking Tsunami down in the corner, Freakshow then backs into the opposite corner and runs across the ring looking for the baseball slide, but Tsunami moves just in time and Freakshow ends up split legged around the post, and Drego obliges by pulling him all the way out, but can't get in before Joeylights does.~

Fairbanks: You gotta be quick to get into this match. These cruiserweights move at insane speeds!

~Joeylights runs at Tsunami who promptly dropkicks him back to the mat. He turns and gets hit in the gut by Faith who is standing on the ring apron. Faith then suplexes him to the outside leaving Joeylights in the ring alone. The Bandit rolls straight into the ring and notices that Joey is slumped over the 2nd rope in the corner trying to pull himself up. He smiles and looks at the crowd~

Fairbanks: Oh no!

Creed: I second that! I can't watch!!!

~The Bandit runs across the ring and hits the violator (reverse bronco buster) as Joeylights screams with pain much to the crowds delight. The bandit stops after a good bit of grinding, and Joey falls out of the corner. The Bandit lowers himself ass first onto Joeylights' face and holds him down for the 1-2-3 and the ref calls for the first bell of the match. Joeylights is the first man out~

JOEYLIGHTS ELIMINATED BY GAY BANDIT (Pinfall)

Fairbanks: Well what a way for it to end for Joeylights, but the Gay Bandit is HEY!!!!

~Seth has seized the moment and crashes the Bandit to the mat with a huge lariat~

Creed: That was stiffer than a 14 year old by in a strip club!

Fairbanks: CREEEEEEED!!!!

~The Bandit struggles up to a knee and Seth rebounds off the rope and hits a shining wizard knocking him to the mat. He then begins kicking away at Bandits face over and over and over again, bloodying the face of the bandit but he doesn't stop. He then drops his knee into the back of Bandits neck three times and drags him to the corner, ties him up in the ropes and begins kicking away at his head, kicking the bandit around like a rag doll as the fans look on in shot. Sadistically he keeps on kicking away until the referee pulls him off before the 5 count on the ropes. He unties Bandit and lifts his arm, but it falls straight back to the mat, the ref shakes his head and calls for the bell, leaving Seth celebrating in the ring amidst a deafening chorus of boos.~

GAY BANDIT ELIMINATED BY SETH (Bandit unable to continue)

Fairbanks: What a sadistic son of a bitch!

~Drego has seen enough and pulls Freakshow off the ring apron before he can enter, then slides in and immediately takes it to Seth, nailing him with right hands and left hands, and then a jumping scissor kick to the jaw, taking Seth back onto the ropes. Drego then runs at Seth and takes them both to the outside, allowing Vamp and Freakshow to enter as the legal competitors while Johnny Tsunami and Faith continue their bout on the outside, a bout which has just resulted in Johnny whipping Faith against the security barrier. Vamp throws some right hands at Freakshow who stands there and takes them in his stride, then clotheslines Vamp to the mat. Freakshow then waits for him to stand and scouts him for the Freaker, but Johnny Tsunami spies the opportunity and pulls Feakshow's leg out from underneath him, sending him face first into the mat before pulling him to the outside and rolling in himself. Vamp turns around and Tsunami DDTs him and rolls him onto his back then heads for the top rope.~

Fairbanks: Here it comes! Tsunami splash time!

~Tsunami flies through the air, flipping through 450 degrees and planting a perfect Tsunami splash across the prone Vamp. Tsunami quickly hooks the leg 1-2-3~

VAMP ELIMINATED BY JOHNNY TSUNAMI (Pinfall)

~Tsunami goes to celebrate but fails to spot Faith behind him on the top rope, and he turns around straight into a perfectly executed "Faithless" hurracanrana which Faith then capitalizes upon and pins him for the 1-2-3~

JOHNNY TSUNAMI ELIMINATED BY FAITH (Pinfall)

Fairbanks: Things are really heating up now! only 4 contenders for the X Cup remai... HEY!

~Seth pummels Drego's head into the announce table then sets him up on it, before entering the ring and nailing Faith with a surprise kick to the gut and a vertical DDT to the mat. He climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks around, brandishing his elbow for a huge elbow drop, but finds himself confronted with the choice of Faith or Drego. Finally his sadisticness wins through and he throws himself towards Drego, but Drego rolls off the table and Seth crashes through it onto the concrete floor.~

Creed: Oh great! That stupid bastard spilled my water bottle! 

Fairbanks: I'd keep your mouth shut Creed or he'll be spilling your blood!

~With Drego recovering on the outside, Seth lying amongst the wreckage of the table, and Faith lying in the ring with her brains scrambled, Freakshow realizes that the match is there for the taking and rolls into the ring, spreading himself across her~

Creed: I can't believe I'm gonna say this but man would I love to be Freakshow right now!

Fairbanks: CREED!

~The ref goes down and counts 1-2-shoulder up by Faith, she's refusing to lay down for anyone... except Kam but that's beside the point. Freakshow pulls her up to her feet, but she nails him with a shot to the gut and a DDT, then covers him for the 1-2-kickout. Faith pulls her victim up and whips Freakshow into the ropes hitting a spinning neckbreaker on the return, again only scoring a 1-2-kickout. Faith again pulls Freakshow up and whips him into the corner. She runs at him looking for a big striking move but Freakshow catches her in the face with his elbow, turning her back for him. Sensing the opportunity, Freakshow runs for the bulldog then spins into a DDT, nailing the Freaker on Faith. He stands up and points at her then heads to the top rope~

Fairbanks: What the hell is he doing? He could just pin her here and now!

~Freakshow leaps into what looks like a body splash, but Drego sees what's happening and pulls Faith out of the way, and to the safety of the outside, allowing him to enter the ring in her place as Freakshow splats himself against the mat. Drego immediately heads to the top rope and waits for Freakshow to get back to his feet, then leaps, rolls in mid air and nails a DDT, completing the Incenderator. Clutching his back from the landing, Drego throws an arm over Freakshow for the 1-2-3, taking the match to its final 3 competitors before rolling out of the ring~

FREAKSHOW ELIMINATED BY DREGO 2K3 (Pinfall)

Fairbanks: And then there were three.

~Drego leans against the ropes and Faith pulls herself back in, Seth is still lying in a puddle of blood on the outside as a result of crashing through the table earlier in the match. Faith and Drego 2k3 stand face to face, and Drego throws a right hand, which Faith then retaliates to with a dropckick, but Drego catches her feet and goes to slam her down, but Faith flips over and lands on her feet, drops to her knee and then nails him with an elbow to the chest. She catches him and looks for the DDT but Drego shifts his weight and nails a snap suplex, but Faith rolls away and back to her feet before he can capitalize upon it, and he flips back to his feet and looks at her. Drego swings a leg at her but she ducks, but Drego quickly shifts and goes for the leg trip, but Faith cartwheels over it, then nails a dropkick to Drego's face while he is still kneeling, but as he lands he rolls over his shoulders and back to his feet, and the two stare each other down once again.~

Fairbanks: This is cruiserweight wrestling at it's best folks! Simply amazing counters here!

~Drego runs at Fath but she ducks the clothesline and goes for a reverse DDT, but he fights out of it and goes behind her looking for a german suplex, but Faith rolls through it in midair and lands on her feet, then dropkicks him in the back of the head which sends him into the turnbuckle, she runs up behind him and bulldogs him, then immediately jumps up the turnbuckle and moonsaults across his back. She covers quickly for the 1-2-thrkickout by Drego, who flips back to his feet and clotheslines Faith, then covers for a 1-2-kickout by Faith. The two of them again exchange punches attempting to get the upper hand, and Drego nails her in the chest and goes for a powerbomb, but Faith flips over the top into a flipping neckbreaker. She covers him for the 1-2-thrkickout as Drego launches his shoulder off the canvas with everything he has left.~

Creed: Wow! That gal got moves!!!

~Faith puts her hands against her head in despair, unable to believe that Drego could possibly have kicked out of that last exchange. She picks him up and goes to nail another neckbreaker, but he counters through it into a northern lights suplex 1-2-thrkickout. Faith flips back to her feet as does Drego and the two tie up once again, Faith getting the upper hand this time and hitting the leg scissors with help from a springboard off the second rope. She covers Drego 1-2-thrkickout again, the rookie hanging on for dear life in the competition. Finally, Faith decides enough is enough and jumps up to the top rope, waits for Drego to stand then leaps off looking for the faithless, but Drego catches her and drives her neck first onto the rope with an alleyoup, then follows up with a kick to the chest and a piledriver.~

Fairbanks: That has to be it!

~Seth by this time has managed to regain his composure and is looking towards the ring with glazed eyes, rage fills him as he sees Drego make the cover for the 1-2-3 to eliminate Faith, and he stares at Drego as Drego stands tall in the ring.~

FAITH ELIMINATED BY DREGO 2K3 (Pinfall)

~Seth immediately sees his opportunity and he runs into the ring and squares up to his opponent, taking him into a lockup in the center of the ring. Drego tries to push Seth back, but Seth hits him with a low blow and throws him into the corner. He sets him up on the top rope then turns and forward flips him straight into a Dragon Sleeper, tightening the grasp as the referee notices that Faith is grasping her neck and has her eyes shut. Drego grabs the ropes but the referee is too busy attending to Faith to make Seth break the hold. Seth tightens and tightens and Drego's eyes begin to glaze over, but he finally pulls himself up a little and nails Spike with a modified Ace Crusher. Drego immediately goes for the pin but the ref still has his back turned. Drego covers for the 1-2-3-4-5-6 and then some, but the ref seems more concerned with Faith. Felicity leaves her seat at ringside to go and attend to the fallen superstar, and Drego also leaves Seth for a while to go and help. Seth looks over and sees that the trophy is now unguarded at ringside and rolls out of the ring to get it~

Fairbanks: Hey! What the hell is that sicko thinking now?

~Seth grabs the trophy and takes it into the ring as the referee and Felicity help the semi conscious Faith up the ramp towards the back, and the crowd gives her a standing ovation for her amazing performance. Drego stands in the ring looking towards them and applauds along with the crowd, then turns and gets the trophy smacked across his skull. He collapses to the ground and Seth lays the trophy out flat, then picks Drego up and nails a spinning Fisherman's DDT onto the trophy, exploding it into several pieces. Seth then sweeps the evidence out of the ring and yells to the referee, before dropping into the cover, the ref sees the cover and leaves Faith in the care of Felicity for a while to roll back in and count the 1-2-3, Seth is the winner of the X-Cup Contest.

DREGO 2K3 ELIMINATED BY SETH (Pinfall)

Winner: Seth

Winner of the First Ever UCW X - Cup Contest

Fairbanks: I don't believe it! This match was a show of great high flying talent all the way through and then that no good S.O.B had to go and screw Drego out of his shot at the World Title as well as the X Cup Trophy which, incidentally is now in several pieces on the arena floor.

~Seth's music hits the PA system and Felicity returns to ringside after helping Faith to the back with the help of the referee, she goes to award Seth the trophy, but realizes that it is missing. Seth doesn't hang around for her to find out what happened to it, and makes his way to the back with a sadistic smile on his face knowing that he will face Kam at the next PPV for the World Championship.~

Fairbanks: Well ladies and gentlemen, it is a sad way to end such a great contest, but the fact of the matter is that Seth has been declared the winner of the first ever X Cup tournament and he is entitled to a title shot against Kam at the next UCW: PPV in the main event.... but I'll be damned if he deserves it....

Creed: He seems to think he does.... anyway I have a bus to catch so ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of UCW....

Fairbanks: this is James' Fairbanks saying "Goodnight"

Creed: You can never let me have my moment can you?