FREAKSHOW AND COBRA VS PSYCHO CIRCUS
UCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Korbin: Good evening to you one and all, and welcome to UCW: Mayhem, and what better way to kick off the night, and celebrate our long awaited return to the announce desk than with a tag team title match
Marv: Damn right! Back where we belong at long last!
Korbin: After far too long a time at the bottom of the pile this is your OFFICIAL Mayhem announce crew returning, and our first job is to introduce Freakshow and Cobra, two members of the team known as toXin!
Marv: Hey look! Its little and large!
~Cobra and Freakshow make their way to the ring, and the instant they're inside Cobra orders Freakshow back into the corner and to the outside. After a few minutes of pacing up and down, Cobra turns towards the tron in time to see the Psycho Circus appear from backstage, with the Ringmaster carrying the belts whilst standing a safe distance behind the two monsters~
Marv: Wow! Look at the size of those guys! And those faces!
Korbin: I'd rather not... I kinda like these trousers....
~Cobra waits for Myers to roll into the ring then immediately stomps away at the behemoth, before picking him up, grabbing him by the back of the neck and throwing him over the top rope into the safety barrier. Voorhees comes up from behind and clubs him across the back taking him down to his knees, but Cobra counters with a back elbow and locks up, pushing the behemoth back into the center of the ring, then hitting a headlock and taking him down, locking in a modified sleeper hold~
Marv: Never thought I'd say this, but Voorhees is being manhandled!!!
~Myers has recovered by this time, and has made his way to the corner. Cobra continues to tighten his grip on Voorhees, who eventually battles back up to his feet and pushes the toXin man back onto the ropes, before hitting an Irish whip followed by an big monkey flip on the return. He staggers backward and tags in Myers, and the two of them go for a double clothesline but Cobra ducks and nails Voorhees with a huge right hand, then Myers with a DDT. Cobra goes for a quick cover 1-2-kickout by Myers, and the Ringmaster begins fuming on the outside~
Korbin: I don't think Ringmaster expected Cobra to be this dominant, but the Psycho Circus really haven't been able to deal any kind of damage to him so far!
~As Ringmaster continues his ranting on the outside of the ring, Myers has slowly made it back to his feet. Cobra goes for the tie up, but this time Myers manages to hit a knee to the stomach and lifts him into a delayed vertical suplex, holding the 320lbser in the air for a good 5 seconds before driving him back first into the mat. Myers makes the cover for the 1-2-kickout, then picks Cobra up and irish whips him into a Voorhees boot in the corner. Cobra collapses out of the corner and Myers tags in his partner, who immediately nails Cobra with a clothesline as soon as he stands~
Marv: Psychos building some momentum now.
~Cobra is whipped into the ropes by Voorhees but he immediately comes back with a clothesline. He backs into his own corner and readies for a running big boot but Freakshow reaches over and makes the blind tag, bringing himself into the match. Cobra cannot believe it as the referee forces him to the outside, he tries to resist and whilst the referee is distracted, the Psycho's whip Freakshow into a belt shot from the Ringmaster who is standing on the apron, then lift him into the "Road to Hell." Voorhees makes the cover 1-2-3 to retain the tag titles~
WINNERS: PSYCHO CIRCUS
STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
Korbin: Well, looks like Freakshow was a little too eager and it cost him dearly! Cobra is furious!
Marv: Cobra picks up Freakshow and pins him in the corner. Yelling at him and pushing him against the turnbuckle.
Korbin: Well here comes Ultimatum to attempt to restore some order....
~Ultimatum walks down the ramp past the Psychos who glare at him, but me moves on unphased by them and gets into the ring, where he takes a microphone from the announcer~
Ultimatum: Alright people that's enough! Cobra back off!!! Leave Freakshow alone....
Korbin: Finally, some order... HEY!!!
~Ult clatters Freakshow with a kick to the jaw~
Ultimatum: ... like I said! Leave him alone..... because I'm gonna kick his ass for you!!!!
~Ult picks up the semi concious Freakshow and lifts him onto his shoulders, then walks over to the ropes and nails the Final warning, sending Freakshow neck first onto the floor on the outside~
Ultimatum: Hear this Freakshow, you have been nothing but a liability from day one. You couldn't beat Grayson, you cost us the 6 man at the PPV, and now you've cost toXin the chance to regain the tag titles. I've put up with your self indulgent bulls**t long enough and I'm sick of waiting for you to back it up. Cobra here, he's gonna be someone someday and rather than ranting and raving week in and week out he 's proved himself where it matters, in this ring. So listen to me and listen good Freakshow... YOU'RE FIRED!!!
~EMTs emerge from backstage as Ult shakes hands with Cobra and raises his arm aloft, then the two head backstage, gesturing to the fans on the way out, and leaving Freakshow in a crumpled mess just outside the ring.~
Korbin: Well.. looks like a true shakeup within toXin right now! Freakshow is out!
Marv: Yeah, and you gotta believe that when Ult said that Cobra's gonna be somebody he meant it! Ult don't hand out votes of confidence easily!
Korbin: Lets go to a break! Don't go anywhere ladies and Gentlemen!
Korbin: Welcome back to UCW Monday Night Mayhem. We have already seen the UCW Tag team titles defended earlier tonight, and now we will see two more UCW title belts defended in the same match.
Marv: This should be interesting, the last time we have seen this type of match here in UCW, was the brutal confrontation between Ickeez, Chris Boswell and Pyromanic, and this should be pretty much the same.
K: I think you may be right, and we are still wondering who this mystery opponent might be. Though now is the time to find out, as the UCW Hardcore Champion Ultimatum is making his way down to the ring. He walks around the ring and inspects the many bins of weapons that are placed around ringside, which he will not be able to use until the hardcore portion of this match.
M: He checks on some trash can that is left in the corner, and he seems a bit confused by this can. He pushes it with his foot and it seems to be a little heavier than normal. He is about to lift the lid, but then Rob Grayson's music plays and Ultimatum turns to face the UCW Internet Champion who charges down the aisle and slides into the ring.
K: Ultimatum was ready for him, and is stomping away on the back of Rob Grayson. He picks Grayson up, and whips him into the ropes, but Grayson ducks a clothesline and bounces off of the ropes again and nailes Ultimatum with a flying first to the forehead. It looks like this match is already started, and the mystery opponent is not even out here yet.
M: Ultimatum rolls to the outside of the ring to take a breather, but Rob Grayson follows. I should point out, it is the UCW Internet belt that is on the line right now, and this portion of the match is being fought under normal rules so both of these wrestlers run the risk of being counted out of this match, and the UCW Internet title will not change hands on a count out or disqualification.
K: Neither one of these guys seem to be thinking about that right now, as Rob Grayson catches Ultimatum and then shoves him into the guard rail. Rob seems a bit exited, and then charges in with a Stinger Splash but Ultimatum quickly moves out of the way and Grayson crashes chest first into the guard rail.
M: Rob is gasping in pain, but then Ultimatum grabs him and then tosses him with an over head belly to belly on the concrete floor. Rob is laying in pain on the floor, as Ultimatum rolls into the ring and then quickly rolls back out to stop the ten count. Ultimatum may be the current UCW Hardcore Champion, but he does have the sense to understand the rules to a normal match up. He is prepared to win the UCW Internet title and become a dual champion in this match.
K: Ultimatum picks Rob up by the shirt of his costume, and then shoves him back first into the ring post. Ultimatum is using his power advantage to man handle Rob Grayson, which is a very smart idea to counter the technical skill of Rob Grayson, as again he crashes his back into the ring post.
M: Rob has got to be hurting after that, and now Ultimatum rolls him back into the ring. Rob is laying on his back, and Ultimatum is climbing to the top turnbuckle from the outside. This is not something we have seen Ultimatum do very often, so who knows what he has planned for Rob Grayson?
K: One can only guess as Ultimatum jumps from the top rope, but he is met by a foot in the face from ROb Grayson. Now both wrestlers are layed out in the ring, and we still have seen nothing from this mystery opponent.
M: Wait, some one is coming down the aisle, could that be the mystery opponent? No, it's Kev Mania, the tag team partner of Ultimatum. He shouldn't be out here, this is supposed to be between the wrestlers in the ring, and no one else from Toxin should be involved out here at all.
K: So far he is just watching from the aisle as both Rob Grayson and Ultimatum are slowly climbing to their feet. They are both now standing, and Ultimatum charges in with a double ax handle but Rob catches him in a drop toe hold in the corner that causes Ultimatum to fall face first on the second turnbuckle.
M: Ultimatum is grabbing a steel chair that was already placed in that corner for the upcoming hardcore portion of this match, and Rob Grayson doesn't even realize it, because Kev Mania is now standing on the ring arpon and the referee is trying to stop him from interfering in this match up.
K: Rob grabs Kev Mania by the shirt collar and then pulls him into the ring. This could be a fatal mistake, as Rob need to focus on Ultimatum or he could find himself losing his UCW Internet title.
M: Kev Mania backs into the corner but Rob Grayson then nails him with a mudhole stomping. Rob then runs to the other side of the ring, and runs back and nails Kev Mania with a Stinger Splash.
K: The referee is trying to help Kev Mania out of the ring, but behind his back there is Ultimatum with that steel chair. He takes a swing at Grayson, but Rob ducks and then nails Ultimatum with a kick to the stomach causing him to drop that chair.
M: Grayson picks up that chair, and then he nails Ultimatum across the back with that chair just as the referee turns around! The referee is calling for the bell, and Rob Grayson has been disqualified!
K: Rob Grayson has been disqualified, but he does not lose the UCW Internet title and we are now in the hardcore portion of this match, where the UCW Hardcore title is on the line, where Rob Grayson can use that steel chair as much as he wants.
M: Looks like he is going to do just that, and he attempts to crash the chair into the back of Ultimatum, but Ultimatum rolls out of the way and pulls himself up in the corner kncokcing over that trash can that he was checking out earlier while Rob is stunned. Rob charges in with the chair, but Ultimatum raises his foot and kicks the chair into the face of Rob Grayson.
K: Rob is stunned and staggering out of the corner, but Ultimatum picks him up ... and there is the Burning Hammer! Ultimatum has got this portion of the match won and is about to make it two straight wins over Rob Grayson!
M: Ultimatum is about to cover ... but wait! I can't belive what I just saw, but a midget with bull horns just charged out of that trash can like a cannon and gored Ultimatum!
K: That is Lil' Kuts, I heard of him! That little midget has been a thorn in the side of many hardcore wrestlers, and he has just made his debut here in UCW and makes a quick cover on Rob Grayon while him and Ultimatum are down. 1 ... 2 ... 3! Lil' Cuts is the new UCW Hardcore champion in his first match!
M: Before Ultimatum can grab him Kuts makes a quick escape and is running down the aisle with the newly stolen UCW Hardcore title belt. Everyone seems a bit confused, but we have a new UCW Hardcore Champion.