This weeks UCW Mayhem is dedicated to Jerry "The Wall / Malice" Tuite



Rob Grayson & Buffy vs Gang Related

UCW World Tag Team Title Match

Standard Tag Match

Fairbanks: Welcome one and all to a close-to-Christmas Mayhem. We’re playing Santa today as we give you a double title treat in one show.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the UCW Tag Team titles. Making their way to the ring first, the challengers, Gang Related.

[The newcomers make their way down to the ring to an unreactive response by the crowd. They get into the ring without stirring a word when Nightwing hits the speakers. The crowd hop to their feet at the sound.]

A: And now, the first of the champions, weighting in at 245 pounds, he is the Internet and tag team champion, Rob Grayson!

[Grayson strides down and into the ring, casting his two titles up in the air as he does. He looks unfazed at Gang Related, then hands his belts to the referee as Buffy makes her entrance.]

A: And his partner, from Sunnydale California, Buffy!

[Buffy gets a huge response from the crowd, a massive cheer going up as she calmly walks down to the ring, slapping the odd hand or two as she goes. She climbs into the ring yet doesn’t acknowledge Grayson as she does.]

F: Champions seem to be lacking a little unity here.

Creed: Would you wanna be Grayson’s partner? Think of the damage to your reputation.

F: Shouldn’t bother you then you don’t have a reputation to wreck.

[The bell goes with Grayson and Orion in the ring. They tie up and Grayson pushes Orion back onto the ropes then whips him off them into a hip toss on the return. Orion is quick to his feet and runs at Grayson who hits another hip toss, then follows with a body slam when Orion gets back up. He pulls Orion back to his feet and right hands him onto the ropes. As he closes in Orion swings wildly at him, Grayson ducking it and following up with a barrage of right hands of his own. He beats Orion back into the centre of the ring and hits a DDT. Tag out to Buffy.]

F: Strong start by the champions.

[Buffy hits a knee drop on Orion’s head and goes for a pin for a 1-2 count. She pulls him up and performs a vertical suplex. She then goes to hit a Lionsault but Diamond Mark Blaine manages to catch her in the face as she goes to hit it. Buffy staggers abck and topples over Orion who gets her into a roll up pin for a 1 count. Buffy kicks out and immediately cuts loose on Orion, with right hands. She beats him back towards the ropes where Blaine slaps him on the back to tag in only to run into Buffy’s fury. He ends up getting beaten into his corner that Buffy whips him out of and into her own. She goes over and tags in Grayson who comes in puts the boot to Blaine. He drags him up and hits a double arm DDT followed by a cover that Blaine kicks out of on 2.]

C: Still in it.

[Grayson gets up and tags in Buffy who looks confused at being back in so soon. Grayson ignores her and tells her to get into the ring. Buffy gives him an indignant look and slowly does so. As she goes to pull Blaine up he suddenly catches her with an eye rake, sending Buffy staggering back.

F: Gave Blaine too much time.

[Blaine uses his chance to tag in Orion who charges in and clothesline Buffy. He starts to kick her about towards the ropes until Buffy manages to grab his foot and push him off balance. As Orion and Buffy both get up Grayson suddenly charges in and swings at Orion who ducks the shot causing Grayson to lamp Buffy instead. The crowd goes off with a shout at this mistake, especially when Grayson takes the connection as a tag and locks in a rolling half crab on Orion. Just when looks like Grayson may have it, Buffy gets to her feet and breaks the hold by grabbing Grayson by the shoulder. She gets right in is face, bawling at him.]

C: Haha, Grayson’s in trouble.

[Grayson totally ignores Buffy and goes back to finish off Orion when Buffy suddenly goes down and hit a low blow on him. The crowd roars with disapproval, as Grayson rolls outside from the agony. Buffy meanwhile goes back to Orion but is caught out by Blaine from behind, who tries to catch in a German suplex but as he throws her Buffy manages to acrobatically land on her feet. Blaine, thinking he has put Buffy out for a bit, checks on Orion only to get a dropkick on in the ass that sends him through the middle rope and outside. Buffy quickly uses the chance to hit a Tornado DT on Orion and pin for a 1-2-3 count.]

Winners – Rob Grayson & Buffy

by Pinfall

F: Well that’s that but I wonder what’s going on with the tag team champions. This is supposed to be a time of goodwill to all, not hit your partner in the nuts season.

C: Grayson’s fault. Don’t know how, it just is.

F: Now how can you possibly- we’ll be right back-know that?

[Go to advert as Buffy walks past Grayson and drops his Tag Team belt at his feet as she walks up the ramp with her own.

Seth vs. Lil' Kuts

UCW Hardcore Title Match

James Fairbanks: We are back, and we just saw our current UCW tag team champions defend their titles against two newcomers and now it is time to see the UCW Hardcore title defended in what should be an interesting match.

Jack Creed: It could be, as Seth came very close to becoming the UCW World champion a couple weeks ago at UCW: Seed of Destruction and now is his chance to become the UCW Hardcore champion.

F: Seth has already made his way down to the ring and is now waiting for the very unusual UCW Hardcore Champion. This will be Lil' Kuts first one on one match since becoming the UCW Hardcore Champion, so will he be able to steal the cheap wins that he is known for?

C: Now is the time that we will find out, because Kuts is on his way down, but Seth decides to meet him half way down the aisle and this match is already started. These Hardcore matches can start anywhere and no one ever knows where they will end up.

F: Seth is clubbing away on the back of the head of Lil' Kuts, and this has to be a rare chance for Seth to have any sort of size advantage over an opponent, so his entire game plan has to be changed because of this. Kut nails Seth with a hard kick to the knee that staggers the challenger. What Kuts lacks in size, he makes up for in guts and craftiness.

C: That is why he is the UCW Hardcore champion, as he charges Seth back first into the steel guard rail in the aisle. While Seth is catching his breath, Kuts is searching under the UCW ring and he pulls out a wooden table. Though he does not set up the table and keeps searching and this time he takes out a steel chair and holds it in the air.

F: Lil' Kuts charges in with the chair, but Seth gets his foot up and kicks the chair into the face of Lil' Kuts. Seth then jumps up to the guard rail, and lands a leg drop across the throat of Lil' Kuts. Seth makes a cover in the aisle ... 1 ... 2 ... but Kuts kicks out.

C: Seth picks Kuts up and slams him face first into the guard rail. Kuts staggers further up the ailse but Seth follows and nails Kuts across the back with that same steel chair.

F: Kuts is still crawling up the aisle and to the entranceway, but Seth again smashes him across the back with that chair. Seth is taking full advantage of the hardcore rules and showing why he thinks he deserves to become the UCW Hardcore champion.

C: Lil' Kuts is laying on his back, and Seth holds up the steel chair to show that he is about to nails Kuts with it while he is down. He holds back, but on the way down Kuts rolls out of the way at the last second and Seth smaches the chair on the ground.

F: While Seth is stunned Kuts run in and nails him in the stomach with a low dropkick ... well, a normal drop kick for Lil' Kuts anyway. Seth is winded, and he staggers against the entranceway to the backstage area and Kut's is signalling for the Gore.

C: If he hits this it could be the end of this match. Lil' Kuts rushes in ... but Maziar Sardar just showed up in the entrancesway and pulled Seth out of the way and Kuts rams head first into the metal post of the entrance.

F: What an impact that Kuts made on that steel post, I think he might have even dented it. Maziar signals to Seth, who grabs Kuts by the arms ... and there is a dragon suplex into a pin. The referee starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... and Kuts kicked out?

C: Seth and Maziar seem shocked by this, as they both thought Kuts should have been finished after that, and so did anybody else for that matter. Though it seems both men will make sure Kuts is finished after this, and Seth grabs Kuts by the arm and then applies a Code Red Armbar that will work to wear down that shoulder that Kuts had to have hurt while he plowed into that steel structure. We know he had to have hit that with some force to have dented the bar because that structure is used to hold up the UCW Ultimatron.

F: Kuts may be in pain, but he will not give up. Seth is bending his arm in a very bad position, but Kuts will not submit and give up the UCW Hardcore title.

C: Well it seems that he might wish that he did, as Maziar is grabbing that wooden table that was left futher down the aisle and is bringing it up the entrance. He set up the table, and signals for Seth to lay Kuts out on it.

F: Seth easilly picks up the hurting Lil' Kuts, and then slams him onto that table. Now Maziar is pointing to the Ultimatron? What do these two have in mind?

C: It can't be good, as Maziar holds Kuts on the table, while Seth climbs half way up and is standing right in front of teh big screen. Maziar steps back, and Seth flies off with a cannon balls and lands on Kuts crashing him through the table. Seth has his arm over Kuts and the referee starts another count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! We have a new UCW Hardcore champion.

Winner -- Seth

New UCW Hardcore Champion