Mad Maple vs Tommy Blade
James Fairbanks: Hello , I'm James Fairbanks.
Jack Creed: And , I'm Jack Creed.
Fairbanks & Creed: And this UCW: Mayhem.
Fairbanks: What a match we've got for you tonight , it's that lovable canadian , The Mad Maple , squaring off against Tommy Blade , a guy we know nothing about.
Creed: And , so what as long as the chap can fight , that's all that matters here.
Fairbanks: Yes , but is violence always the key.
Creed: What in the hell are you on about , go hug a tree you damn peace lovin' hippie.
Suddenly "In League" by Bile blasts out from the Ultimatron as Tommy Blades make his way down the ramp , with a cold glow in his eyes.
Creed: He looks like 1 mean motherfu.....
Fairbanks quickly cuts in.
Fairbanks: Some of the crowds are cheering Blades on while others aren't to sure about him , either way this athlete is big , Were talking about 7'0ft , 300lbs of human agression making his way down to the ring.
Tommy gets inside the ring and begins warming up , preparing himself for his opponent.
Fairbanks: Ok and now The Mad Maple has begun to make his way to the ring with his favourate stuffed pet , "Lorne" The Beaver safely tucked underneath his arm. and to his right is his good old friend , the current Tag Team and Internet Champion Rob Grayson. They are absolutly getting hammered with cheers by the fans tonight. Maple now passes Lorne to Grayson and climbs inside the ring , Garyson then steps off the apron as the bell rings.
The match commences and Maple dives for Tommy hitting a dropkick to his knee , sending Blades to his knee in agony. Maple then picks him up and Blades gives Maple a thumb to the eye.
Creed: Cheap but effective.
Maple stumbles back grasping his eye in pain as Blades hits him with a knee to the stomach and then rolls him over with a snapmare. Tommy then begins taunting , mocking Maple as he taunts , Tommy turns his back to Maple and Maple rolls him up in a school boy.
1..2..kickout with ease.
Tommy looks furious and begins attacking Maple with lefts and rights. Mplae then backs off into a corner as Blades continues hammering away at him. Blades then puts TMM on the top rope and attemps a top rope superplex. He hits it and goes for the cover.
1..2..Maple lifts a shoulder.
Tommy is fuming and begins stomping on Maple.
Fairbanks: This Tommy Blades character is relentless , he just wants to decimate The Mad Maple.
Creed: Well you gotta hand it to him , he's doing a bleeding good job of decimating him.
Tommy then hits a gorilla press on TMM followed by a inverted ddt. Cover
1..2..kickout
Tommy then attemps to suplex Maple but Maple reverses and sweeps Tommy's legs out from underneath him. He then begins working on that weakened right knee with a standing leg lock. Blades looks like he's gonna tap but he doesn't. He shimmies his way back to the ropes as Mario begins the five count. Maple lets go and goes for a cover.
1..2..rope break.
The Mad Maple then lifts him up and hits a delayed brainbuster ddt on him.
Fairbanks: That's gotta be it.
1..2..thr....kickout again
Maple brings him up but Tommy reverses and sets him up for the Razor Blades. Maple shifts his weight and reverses the move into a bulldog set-up , he runs at the ropes and attempts to hit the the Puck Drop on Tommy Blades but Blades reverses and hits a chockslam on him , Blades rolls Maple's leg up.
1..2..kickout , there's stll fight left in TMM.
Tommy picks Maple up and attempts another Razor Blades , but Maple slides down and dropkicks Tommy in the back sending him to rest on the ropes. Maple then runs grabs him bounces of the ropes and hits a Puck Drop on Blades.
1...2...3 , it's all over.
Grayson runs into the ring and begins celebrating with TMM.
Fairbanks: What a great match , Tommy Blades put up a excellent fight but Maple was just too much for the new guy.
Creed: Your kidding , he sucked , I've seen better moves from my grandma , she sucks by the way.
Fairbanks: Riiiiiigggghhhttt , anyways , stay tuned for our next match , UCW Tag Team Titles on the line , toXin Vs Rob Grayson and Buffy when we come back.
Rob Grayson & Buffy vs toXin
UCW World Tag Team Title Match
James Fairbanks: Hello and welcome back to UCW Mayhem. We just saw the Mad Maple pull off an impressive victory againt the newcomer Tommy Blade, and now we will see the Mad Maple's normal tag team partner Rob Grayson attempt to defend the UCW Tag Team titles against the former UCW Tag Team Champions toXin.
Jack Creed: Last week Rob Grayson and Buffy had a hard time defending those titles against a couple of rookies, and this time they expect to defend those belts against an established team like Ultimatum and KevMania who have held these belts before for a couple of months? Those two really have their work cut out for them.
F: They sure do. Toxin has already made their way out here and are waiting for the Tag Team champions. These two have to be thinking that they have an easy victory tonight, and winning back the UCW Tag Team titles will be a cake walk.
C: First Buffy in on her way out to the ring and she stops half way down the aisle and waits for Rob Grayson to make his way down as well and both team mates walk down together. This could be the most unity that we will see tonight knowing the way that this team is going.
F: Buffy seems to want to start the match out, but Rob Grayson holds her back and says that he will be starting the match. Buffy shrugs and it looks like KevMania will be starting out for his team as well. Both Rob and Kev tie up, and Rob quickly uses his vast technical skill and craftiness to take Kev down with a knee to the stomach and a quick snap suplex.
C: Rob tries to capitalize on this, but Kev is quickly recovered and jabs Rob Grayson with a thumb to the eyes. He quickly grabs Rob from behind and attempts to take him down with one of those amatuer take downs that he is good at, but Rob blocks and then nails Kev with an elbow to the head.
F: Rob Grayson then whips KevMania into the rope and attempts to catch Kev with a belly to belly, but Kev dodges and then nails Rob and lays him out with a spinning roundhouse kick to the head. Rob Grayson seems to already be out of it and KevMania has noticed this as well.
C: Sensing that this may be his chance to bring home the UCW Tag Team title, Kevmania is climbing the ropes and looks to be setting up for the ManiaSault. If Kev does hit this, this match will be over before any tags are even made.
F: No, Rob Grayson suddenly springs up, and KevMania has his back turned. This was a trap that Rob used to lure Kev in, and he fell for hook, line and sinker. Rob approaches, Kev, and then grabs him from behind and lifts him onto his shoulders and walks away from the corner with a shocked KevMania sitting on his shoulders.
C: Rob Grayson walks near his corner, and Buffy reaches into the ring and touches Rob to make a tag. Rob turns around as Buffy herself is climbing to the top rope and then she flies off and takes Kev off of Rob's shoulders with a flying head scissors. Did I just see Rob Grayson and Buffy use some team work?
F: I think we did, and Rob and Buffy both seem impressed by the great move, and the almost have a small embrace in the ring, but then both stop suddenly and are now just staring at each other. But of course this gives Ultimatum a chance to get in the ing and he nails Buffy from behind with a clothesline and knocks her into Rob Grayson, and then he nails the stunned Rob Grayson with a kick to the ribs and shoves him to the outside of the ring.
C: Ultimatum pulls Kev to his corner and he is able to make a tag to officially bring himself into this match. He charges into the stunned Buffy, but this time she catches him with a drop toe hold and a quick side head lock. For what Buffy lacks in size compared to the rest of the wrestlers on the UCW roster, she more than makes up for in her skill and quickness. That is why she is the only female wrestler to have held the UCW World title.
F: There is no argueing with that, but it is the power of Ultimatum that has brought him close to the UCW World title before, which he demonstrates when he is able to lift Buffy up and crash her back first to the mat with a side suplex. Ultimatum may not have been a UCW World champion, but there are some who say that it is only a matter of time until he does.
C: Thought Buffy, showing that she does have more guts than anything else is already clawing at the feet of Ultimatum trying to make it to her feet, but is met with a clubbing forearm to the back and shoulders from Ultimatum. No matter what type of beating this girl takes, she will not stay down and is again trying to struggle back to her feet.
F: Ultimatum picks Buffy up into a bear hug and then powers her into his corner. He then tags in KevMania and the two lay a double mud hole stomping onto Buffy, to the objection of Rob Grayson who tries to break this up but is stopped half way across the ring by the Mario the referee. He is doing more damage to Buffy than anything else by doing that.
C: I think he is more concerned with staying the UCW Tag Team champion that he is looking out for Buffy's well being. We all know that Felicity has this team on a tight leash, and if they are not able to get a long, she will give them hell to pay. I remember the last time I pissed her off, and she had me scrub all of the toilets in the UCW arena after a Saturday night and ...
F: Ok Creed, we get the point. The referee turns around just in time to see Ultimatum standing on the outside of the ring where he belongs, and KevMania is choking Buffy in the second rope. He then runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes and crashes down across the back off Buffy further choking her on the second rope.
C: Mario is warning KevMania about the choke that he was using. The while his back is turned, Ultimatum is further choking Buffy from the outside. Rob Grayson then confront Ultimatum on the outside who backs off, but then the referee turns to Rob and this allows a further double team in the ring as Mario is trying to get Rob back to his corner.
F: In the ring, Ultimatum and Kev both pick Buffy up and whip her into the ropes and attempt a double clothesline, but Buffy ducks and nails both guys with a double drop kick of her own. She then turns to her corner to make a tag, but Rob Grayson isn't there. Rob realizes that Buffy is trying to make a tag and he rushes back to his corner, but Kevmania drop and elbow on the back of Buffy's head and pulls her away.
C: Kevmania is pulling Buffy out of the corner by one leg, but Buffy manages to stand on her other leg and then quickly nails KevMania in the head with an enziguri. She then attempts to tag Rob once again, but this time Ultimatum grabs Rob on the outside and pulls him down from the ring apron.
F: Rob Grayson has obviously had enough of that as he then turns around and nails Ultimatum with a hard right. These two probably still have unfinished business that they are hoping won't be broken up by a midget with bull horns as they start to brawl on the outside, causing Mario to exit the ring and try to seperate these two.
C: Buffy is standing in her corner with her hands on her hips and yelling to Rob and Ultimatum on the outside. Kevmania sneaks up from behind and then plants Buffy with a russian leg sweep. The referee is still on the outside so Kev exits on the other side of the ring and he grabs a steel chair. It looks like he is going to use this chair to finish Buffy off while the referee is distracted.
F: Meanwhile, on the outside, Ultimatum has managed to get an advantage over Rob Grayson with an inverted Manhattan drop and is about to whip Rob into the steel ring post. Though Rob revereses and send Ultimatum crashing face first into the steel. He then notices Buffy is almost to her feet in the ring and KevMania is about to smash her with that steel chair.
C: Rob then shoves the referee out of the way, and enters the ring just as KevMania is taking that swing with that chair and he takes that chair right in the face to protect Buffy from getting nailed. Rob simply falls to the ground in a very sickening manner as that chair was smashed and dented right over his head. Why did he do that? The referee was about to turn around as well, and he would have seen that and disqualified Ultimatum and KevMania and him and Buffy would have kept the UCW Tag Team titles?
F: I don't know Creed, could it be that Rob Grayson actually cared enough about Buffy that he didn't want to see her get smashed with that steel chair and simply acted on impulse? Either way, KevMania is also stunned by ROb Grayson getting in the way of that shot, but Buffy doesn't even know what happened and blindly sends a kick in KevMania's direction that connects right between his legs causing him to drop that chair that Buffy didn't even know that he had.
C: Kev is stunned and Ultimatum is still weary on the outside, and Buffy grabs KevMania and there is there is the Six Feet Under. Buffy covers KevMania just as the referee is once again entering the ring and he starts a count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! Buffy has won this match and he and ROb Grayson keep the UCW tag team titles.
F: That was a very tough match with a very hard victory, but that is not the only story here, as Buffy shows off her UCW Tag team title belt as Rob is still layed out from that chair shot. I think Rob is busted open and he is still motionless after that hard shot that was meant for Buffy.
C: Rob Grayson's normal tag partner the Mad Maple has made his way to the ring and is checking up on him, and I think even the UCW President and owner Felicity is on her way down as well. Buffy finally notices that something is happening as she approaches Felicity, who I guess tells her that Rob took that chair shot that was meant for her. Buffy seems a bit shocked by this.
F: Mad Maple and Felicity are both helping ROb to his feet and helping him backstage, while Buffy lags behind. She then turns back, and grabs his UCW Tag Team title belt and follows behind them. Something strange has happened here, and I am sure there will be more to come. But for now, this is James Fairbanks and Jack Creed signing off.
C: We'll see you ...
F: Hey Creed, look, it's that girl from last weekend and I think she has a policeman with her!
C: What? She swore that she was 18! Wait, I don't see anybody, what are you ...?
F: We'll see you next week.
C: Arrgh!