Justin Sane vs Joey Love
Fairbanks:
Welcome to UCW Men in Tights! This electric PPV is ready to go with some of the
most famous, err, men in tights I suppose, in the industry. I’m Fairbanks, this
is Jack Creed-
Creed: True.
F: -and we’re
all set so let’s welcome down Justin Sane to the arena. A competent wrestler
and definitely a great addition to the roster. He seems eager. Now he’s in the
ring here’s his opponent Joey Love, a rising star in UCW who has already
enjoyed some strong wins already. Both our superstars are in the ring and the
bell goes. They circle each other and there’s the tie up.
C: Love gets the
side headlock on but Sane throws him into the ropes and catches him with a
clothesline on the return. He immediately pounces on Love and starts to pummel
him into the mat. This guy is crazy look at him go! Sane now pulls Love up to
his feet and gives him a knee in the gut then executes a front suplex. Sane now
leg drops Love. Cover 1-2 no sale. Sane pulls Love up again and gives him an
elbow into the back of the neck. Love goes down again but grabs Sane’s knee and
pulls him off balance. Love is now up and leg drops the groin.
F: Love gets
Sane up and whips him off the ropes. He throws Sane into a hip toss on the
return. Sane is up quickly but Love gets the body slam. Love throws on an
armbar but Sane grabs the ropes. Love pulls him away and leg drops the arm now.
Love gets him back on his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. He
now climbs up on it and pummels Sane. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Love whips Sane out
but Sane reverses and hits the kitchen sink on Love. Love is down and Sane
manages to climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Love is getting back to his
feet. Sane now tries a flying double axe handle but Love right hooks him in the
gut.
C: Sane is
doubled over and Love hits the bulldog. Cover 1-2 no. Love tries to get Sane up
but Sane hooks a small package. 1-2 no Love reverses it into one of his own 1-2
no Sane gets it back 1-2 no Love breaks it. Sane gets up on his feet and Love
hits the Clap. Sane taps like crazy and the ref calls for the bell! Win for
Joey Love.
Winner – Joey Love
By Submission
C: Good match, no
way of telling it. If Love keeps producing the stuff, he’s gonna go far.
F: We’re be
right back.
Thug vs Poison vs Snake
vs Jack Heart
Hardcore title
F: Hardcore.
What do you think of when that word comes up?
C: Either that
theater down on tenth street or a couple of crazy people running around the
ring trying to maim each other with what ever they can get their hands on.
F: That's right.
And while we can't show you anything from the theater we can show you crazy
people, four of them in fact. Tonight, for the viewing publics pleasure, we
offer you not two, not three, but four crazy people running in, around and
maybe even under the ring trying to beat the hell out of each other with
what ever they can get their hands on.
C: I feel
tinglely all over.
F: You should
because we have four of UCW's finest in our upcoming match. Poison makes her
long awaited return to the ring tonight and she'll be facing two former
boyfriends in Thug and Snake, members of the Crew, and former stable mate and
United Front member Jack Heart who is going for the UCW title grand slam.
C: Poison scares
me.
F: She does?
C: Yea, she
scares me with just how much she wants me.
{Before
Farebanks can make a reply the curtains up on the stage fly open and out
tumbles Snake, Thug and Jack Heart. Snake gets to his feet and tries to kick
Jack in the head but Jack grabs his foot, then shuffling hard on the leg causes
Snake to trip. Jack gets up and turns to find Thug but is met with a hard right
from the man. Jack is stunned for a second but shakes it off and starts to
trade blows with Thug. Snake makes it back to his feet and looking to double
team Jack with Thug starts to sneak up behind him. Before he can do it, Poison
comes running from the back and takes him down again with a shoulder tackle to
the small of the back. Getting quickly to her feet she plants a boot to Snakes
nuts that has him gagging then she runs over and does a baseball slide into the
back of Jacks feet that causes him to fall backwards. Springing quickly to her
feet in front of a startled Thug, Poison grabs a handful of his hair and sits
down hard causing Thugs head to bounce off the steel stage, busting it wide
open.]
F: Somebody get
a ref out of the back our match seems to have started and Creed, please stop
sitting there with your mouth hanging open.
C: My lord, she's
kicking all their asses.
F: Jack Heart is
now up on his feet again and advances on Poison who seeing him coming does a
split and throws a punch at Jacks jewels.
C: Heart saw that
coming and turns to take the blow on the hip bone.
F: That hurt her
hand. Poison is shaking the injured hand as Jack comes up to her and grabbing a
handful of hair, lifts her to her feet then using the hair slings her tumbling
down the ramp.
C: Poison is up
quickly and runs down to the ring where she slides up under the bottom rope and
into the ring. Jack gives chase and is up on the ring apron getting ready to climb
into the ring but Poison catches him with a dropkick causing Heart to fall back
to the floor.
F: Poison
bounces off the ropes and sailing over the top rope goes for a cross body block
on Heart who is standing on the floor outside the ring but showing some
quickness on his part, Jack catches her as she flies through the air and
spinning in mid-air slams Poison hard to the floor with a viscous power slam.
C: The ref is
finally out as Jack goes for the cover,1,2,,,no,the count is broken up by Youth
in Asia who have come out to no doubt help their stable mates win the match.
F: Chaz and
Sinner pick Heart up and sling him into the crowd barrier. Jack goes down to
one knee as Sinner comes over and starts raining down hard right hands to his
head. Chaz gives Poison a few well placed kicks to the ribs then climbing into
the ring climbs up onto the top turn-buckle and gets ready to come down onto a
helpless Jack Heart.
C: Here comes
Sean O'Gara down the ramp.
F: O'Gara slides
under the bottom rope and into the ring. He runs over and pushes Chaz off the
top turn-buckle to the floor below. He then leaps onto the top rope, then
springing into the air he does a twist in mid-air and comes down on top of
Sinner. Thug, blood making his face a crimson mask has made his way to ringside
and attacks Sean. The two start to trade punches until Jack Heart enters the
fray.
C: Look, up on
the stage, Snake has finally made it back to his feet. OOPS, spoke too soon.
Kamchantaberry Ambergree has come out from the back and catches Snake with a
clubbing forearm to the back of the head that causes Snake to fall down again,
Kam picks up Snake, then DDT's him onto the stage causing blood to start
pouring from his head. Kam then makes his way down to the ring to join his
stable mates as they battle the remainder of the Crew.
F: Heart and Thug pair
off as Sean O'Gara and Kamchantaberry Ambergree battle Youth in Asia back up
the ramp and through the curtain. Now Snake has made his way to ringside and he
and Poison square off.
C: With a big size
advantage Snake should have the upper hand here.
F: True, but I
won't bet against Poison, she is back from a long lay-off and is looking to
settle some old debts.
C: Look, she and
Snake have made it into the ring.
F: It looks as
if Snake has Poison trapped in the corner. Poison tries a spinning heel kick
but Snake grabs her leg and spins her around, then deposits a smack on the ass
for her trouble.
C: Oh oh, it
looks as if he's pissed her off. HEY, what's she doing?
{The picture of
what is happening in the ring gets real shakey then T.V.scenes across the world
go to static,the picture then comes back on but from a different camera angle.}
C: She took the
remote cameraman’s camera and slammed it down on Snakes head. Now she's going
for the pin.1,2,,,
F: Thug slides
into the ring to break-up the count. Jack Heart is right behind him and barrels
into Thug and both men tumble out of the ring leaving Poison and Snake lying in
the ring trying to catch their second wind.
C: Heart really
seems to be focusing in on Thug tonight.
F: He had best
remember the other two opponents or else it could cost him the match. Thug and
Heart are both slowly getting to their feet outside the ring. Thug looks to be
pulling something out of his tight. Yes he is, it's,,,GOOD LORD WHAT IS HE
THINKING!!!
C: I'M BLIND, I'M
BLIND!!!
F: Thug puts
"little thug" back into his tights. With a shrug he goes back to
rummaging in his tights and quite frankly, I don't think I'm the only one in
the arena that is scared at what he might pull out next.
C: I can't look,
someone tell me when it's over.
F: It’s a chain,
praise be to heaven it's a chain. Thug wraps the chain around his fist a walks
up behind Jack. Spinning him around Thug delivers an over hand right to the
forehead of Heart splitting his head open and cause blood to pour from the
wound. Thug then starts to use the chain to choke Jack.
C: Snake looks to
be getting to his feet. He goes over to where Poison is stirring and picks her
up by the hair. Throwing her into the turn-buckle he follows her in with a
splash. Poison falls to the mat and Snake drops an elbow onto the back of her
head.
F: The ref has
Thug pulled off Heart and is yelling at him. Meanwhile, Jack Heart has reached
into his tights and pulls out his bag.
C: The room is
starting to go dark again.
F: Not that bag
you idiot. Heart has pulled out some kind of leather bag from his trunks and
now he appears to be playing possum and waiting for Thug who is done arguing
with the ref and advances on Heart. Jack suddenly stands up and swinging the
bag, hits Thug in the jewels with it.
C: Snake picks up
the camera that Poison used on her earlier and brings it down on the back of
her head. With blood starting to drip from the back of her head, Snake picks up
Poison and executes a sit down power bomb into a pinning combination. The ref
is still busy with Thug and Heart on the outside but has finally seen what is
happening in the ring and slides in to start to count but the time wasted on
the outside costs Snake as he only gets a two count.
F: Thug is down
with Jack Heart standing over him. Jack takes the bag and loosening the
drawstring pours out what appears to be the remains of a watch onto the prone
body of Thug. Thug starts to try to get back to his feet as Jack goes up under
the ring looking for something. Thug is only up to his knees when Heart comes
back out from under the ring and it looks as if he has a car bumper with him.
Cradling the bumper in his arms almost like it was a lover, Jack walks up to
Thug and lifts the bumper over his head then brings it crashing down on Thugs
causing him to fall over.
C: Heart now
turns his attention to what's going on in the ring. Rummaging under the ring
again Heart comes up with a camouflaged painted chair then rolls into the ring.
Coming up behind Snake as he stomps on Poison Jack hits Snake with a chair shot
in the back of the head causing him to fall down.
F: Heart then
starts to use the chair on Poison. It looks as if Jack Heart is starting to
dominate this match.
C: Hey, what's
Paul Sandler doing out here and why is he carrying that sledge hammer,and why
is he coming over here? Wait a minute, give me back my mic!
Paul: I'm sick
and tired of Jack Heart making a fool out of me so tonight I plan on doing
something about it!
{Paul throws the
mic back at Creed and then goes to the ring. With some trouble Paul makes it
under the bottom rope and then advances on Jack who has turned his attention
back to Snake and is beating on his legs with the chair. Coming up behind
Jack, Paul raises the sledge hammer high over head and then brings it down.
Jack though catches the movement out of the corner of his eye and instinctively
moves causing Paul to miss him but catching Snake in the knee causing a loud,
sickening snapping sound that is heard through out the arena.
C: God Sandler
just busted up Snakes knee bad. He may never wrestle again because of it.
F: Heart takes
the hammer away from Sandler who upon the loss of his weapon tumbles out of the
ring and runs screaming like a girl back up the ramp but the damage is done,
Snakes career could be over. Heart looks at the hammer and then brings it down
on Snakes injured knee again causing Snake to pass out.
C: That's just
sick. Poison is up and drop kicks Heart but other than making him drop the
sledge hammer the move seem to have no effect on him. He picks up the hammer
and brings the handle down on Poisons head.
F: Heart raises
the hammer again but before he can use it Thug barrels into him causing Jack to
drop the hammer. Thug snatches up the hammer but before he can use it on Heart
Poison hits him with a swinging neck breaker but in the fall the hammer comes
down on her head knocking her out.
C: Thug and Heart
have both slowly made their way to their feet and start to trade punches. Jack
starts to get the better of it but Thug reaches up and rakes his eyes blinding
Jack Heart.
F: Thug picks up
the chair and brings it down on the back of Jack Heart causing him to slump in
the corner. Hitting Heart again with the chair, Thug drops it and after a first
unsuccessful attempt. sets Heart on the top turn-buckle. Thug climbs up with
him and looks to be going for a superplex but Heart blocks the maneuver by
hooking a foot into the ropes.
C: Heart shoves
Thug off the ropes then stands on the top rope waiting for Thug to get to his
feet. Thug makes his way to his feet and Heart leaps off the top rope looking
to hit his finisher but Thug drops to the ground in the nick of time and Heart
missing crashes into the mat.
F: Thug bounces
off the ropes and charges Jack as he slowly gets to his feet. Thug goes for a
flying cross body block but Heart sees it coming and pulls the same move that
Thug pulled on him just a second before dropping to the mat. Thug flies over
the top rope to the floor below.
C: Heart is
quickly back up on the top turn-buckle. A dazed Thug is back on his feet and
looking around but doesn't see Jack as he leaps from the top turnbuckle to hit
Thug with the Heartbreaker. That should do it but wait, instead of covering him
Heart bends down and picks up Thug. Bending, Heart drapes Thug across his
shoulder and stands, then seeing the steel ring steps Heart a running leap and
drives Thug head first into the steps causing them to fly apart.
F: Heart then
takes Thug and lays him face down over one part of the steps. Then with some
manhandling Jack gets the other part of the steps onto the ring apron. Heart
gets up on the apron then hoists the steps up and jumps off bringing it down on
Thugs back.
C: Thug lies
there motionless. Heart rolls back into the ring and retrieves the chair and
rolls back out. Jack drops the chair then picks up Thug and props him in the
corner of the crowd barrier, Jack picks back up the chair and raising high over
head slams it down with a loud SMACK onto the top of Thugs head.
F: Thug slides slowly down the barrier coming
to rest on his back. Jack raises the chair once more but a flash from a camera
blinds him and stumbling he trips over Thug and falls down on him. The ref
moves in quickly and administers the three count.
C: Jack Heart has done it. He is the new
hardcore champion and only the second man in UCW history to win the grand slam.
F: Heart looks to be coming out of a trance as
the ref hands him the belt. After tonight’s carnage one wonders if it was worth
it. Poison unconscious and Thug and Snake maybe crippled for life. Do you
think it was worth it?
C: Hell yes. The man just reach legendary
status tonight so it was more than worth it, you're just getting soft you old
fart.
F: We'll take a short break as the ring is
cleaned up and medical personal attend to the wrestlers. We'll be right back.
C: Old fart.
Winner and new Hardcore champion
Jack Heart
Buffy & Faith vs. Anarchy & Firestarter
C: You trying to get me in trouble again Jimmy boy? Anyone saying (voice lowers) hijack these days is a blithering fool.
F: Well Jack, this next match is the “#1 Contender Tag Team Match”, the winner of this match have the opportunity to meet the UCW Tag Team Champs, Youth In Asia. The assigned referee is Mario Simmons.
The arena lights momentarily go dark, the music “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” blasts out of the speakers. Two blinding pink spotlights shine on the assembled fans in the arena as it apparently searches the crowd. Fans are holding signs high, “Buffy Loves Jack”, “Faith Loves Kam”, and “Youth In Asia fear Dr. Kavorkian”. The roving spotlights converge on the ring, proudly standing in the ring are Faith & Buffy, wave to the cheering crowd., The duo remove each other’s ring robes, to reveal they both are wearing matching thong bikinis. The crowd whistles in appreciation, and erupts in cheers to a almost deafening level.
C: This match is a disgrace! A woman’s place is in the home, preferably my home. You think Faith or Buffy…. ?
F: No I don’t Jack. As you well know Faith pinned Anarchy at Fury. She is looking for a little revenge, Firestarter and Anarchy double teamed Faith after she won the match.
C: Yea, maybe Faith and Buffy could double team me!
Again the arena momentarily darkens, the crowd noise drops to a low hum. A thundering noise is heard as the ring is engulfed in flames. Faith and Buffy scream in fear as they are trapped within the walls of flame. Anarchy & Firestarter stand at the stage entrance laughing at their trapped opponents within the flame enclosed ring. The UCW security team quickly respond, they are on the scene with fire suppressant equipment. C: Come on baby light my fire…
F: Anarchy steps into the ring, he is focused for this match. He points at Faith, he wants her, and he wants revenge. Faith and Buffy are discussing who should face Anarchy.
C: This is kinda late to be discussing strategy ladies. There is no girly chat in wrestling. This match is a joke!
F: Faith steps in the ring, the crowd applauds in approval. Anarchy charges at her as she enters the ring. Clothesline from Hell by Anarchy, Faith is flat on her back moaning in pain. Anarchy is holding nothing back, he is looking for payback. Anarchy picks Faith up, tosses her like a rag doll out of the ring. The referee is starting the count. 1.. 2.. 3.. Firestarter leaps off his corner to the floor, walks over to the prone Faith. Anarchy is taunting Buffy, as she stands helplessly in the corner. Firestarter picks up Faith and tosses her back into the ring.
C: These guys are looking to punish both ladies!
F: Anarchy watches with glee as Faith crawls back to her corner. She desperately reaches out, tags her partner Buffy. Faith crawls out of the ring obviously in pain, Buffy climbs the ring rope, launches herself toward Anarchy, lands a flying dropkick to the chin. She lands on top of a startled Anarchy, as both fall to the mat. She stands up quickly, as Anarchy remains dazed lying on his side, in the middle of the ring. Buffy rolls Anarchy over on his back, picks up one of his massive legs. OH, OH, OH a vicious boot to the groin.
C: Ouch, I felt that from here.
F: Anarchy looks dazed, Buffy taking aim for another kick. Firestarter charges the ring, saving Anarchy from further injury. He grabs her hair, pulls her away from his partner. The referee steps between Buffy, and Firestarter, he orders Firestarter to his corner. Distracted, the referee does not notice Faith enter the ring, she straddles Anarchy, begins slapping him across his face. Anarchy shrugs off the attack, stands up and chokeslams Faith into the mat. Buffy charges at Anarchy, he turns around and catches her, and chokeslams her! Anarchy laughs as he walks to his corner, tags in his partner Firestarter.
C: From the frying pan into the fire, Jimmy boy! I think the referee should stop this match before these ladies are hurt, and hurt badly!
F: Firestarter leaps into the ring. Crowd begins to chant Firestarter. The referee assists Faith out of the ring, Buffy is lying motionless on the mat. Firestarter walks over to Buffy, looks down at her prone body. He looks to the crowd, motions to Buffy as if he is going to take off her bikini top, Firestarter asks the crowd for its approval.
C: YES, YES, HELL YES!
F: Firestarter reaches down to pull the string. Buffy suddenly stands up, catching Firestarter under his chin. She falls back to the mat holding her head. Firestarter is dazed, neither know where they are, he stumbles out of the ring, falls to floor. Anarchy charges the ring, the referee steps in, stops him and orders Anarchy to his corner.
C: Damn, just when I thought I’d see Buffy’s muffins. Anarchy is pissed, the ref is having trouble getting him out of the ring.
F: Faith jumps to the floor, slaps Firestarter across the face. He grabs her wrist, throws her into the ring edge. Faith falls to the concrete, opens her eyes, and to her surprise sees a discarded fire extinguisher. Faith picks it up and slams it into the back of his head. Firestarter falls to the floor unconscious from the blow. Faith picks him up, and pushes Firestarter back into the ring.
C: The referee is still arguing with Anarchy! What fools!
F: Buffy is trying to clear her head, struggles to her feet. She sees Firestarter unconscious on the mat. Buffy stumbles in his direction, the referee turns around as the crowd erupts in noise. Buffy falls on Firestarter, reaches over to lift his leg, the ref slides to mat, begins the count 1… 2… Anarchy leaps in the ring, he is desperate to disrupt the count, but I think he’s too late. 3… We have a winner! Buffy and Faith have the upset of the year!
C: I always knew they would win.
F: Anarchy is enraged, he looks at his partner Firestarter prone on the mat. Anarchy charges the referee, pointing to the fire extinguisher. Buffy and Faith quickly exit the ring, jump over the railing, giving high fives to the fans.
Anarchy calls for the mic….
A: This! This has just BEGUN!
(Anarchy throws the microphone down in disgust. Firestarter slowly stands up, still unaware of his surroundings, shrugs off medical assistance.)
< Winner - - Faith & Buffy Sean “Elevation” O’Gara vs Kamchantaberry Ambergree UCW World Title Match Belly
to back suplex with a bridge by O’Gara Kamchantaberry
Ambergree is the new UCW champion. C:
It’s going to get good now. F:
Sean sticks out his hand. Ambergree takes it and they shake hands. Winner and new UCW champion Kamchantabery Ambergree By Pinfall
Fairbanks: Men In Tights has been a phenomenal PPV so
far. Can anything top
what we've seen tonight?
Creed: Dixie Cups.
F: What?
C: You know that stripper with the really big...
F: Creed, this is a family show.
C: Not after what I've seen here tonight, it isn't.
Here comes that crazy
man and Internet champion, Kamchantaberry Ambergree. Thank God, I have that
written down.
F: I know what you mean. This should be interesting.
Ambergree is one third
of the United Front along with Jack Heart and his opponent for this match,
Sean "Elevation" O'Gara. Will they still be United after this is all
said
and done?
C: I want to know if they are going to go out there and
put on a boring
match since they are so close. If that happens, I'm going to leave. Dixie
has a show at 11:00 and I'll just have time to get there.
F: Here comes the UCW champion, Sean O'Gara. He is
slapping hands with the
fans as he makes his way to the ring. Sean slides under the bottom rope and
it appears that we are ready to go.
C: I told you this was going to happen. Ambergree is
holding out his hand
for a handshake. This is going to be sooooo boring.
F: Maybe not. Sean reached out for that hand and
Ambergree kicked him in the
stomach. Ambergree follows that up with a forearm to the back that drops
O'Gara to the mat.
C: So much for friendship.
F: I don't believe this. O'Gara is getting back to his
feet and he is
smiling at Ambergree. What is that all about?
C: Ambergree has his smile wiped away by an O'Gara
dropkick. Ambergree gets
back to his feet and they go to a collar and elbow tie up. Ambergree gets
O'Gara in a headlock. O'Gara throws him off into the ropes and Ambergree
comes back with shoulderblock that knocks O'Gara to the ground again.
F: Oddly enough, Ambergree helps Sean to his feet and
Sean counters with an
armdrag takedown. He gets an armbar on Ambergree and is really ringing that
arm.
C: Kam has made it back to his feet and tries an
armdrag. O'Gara hangs on
and pulls Ambergree over. O'Gara still has that armbar. Kam reaches for the
ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Tie up again and again Ambergree goes
for the headlock and once again O'Gara throws him to the ropes.
F: O'Gara goes for a backdrop but Ambergree with a
leapfrog. O'Gara with a
drop toehold and goes straight back to that arm with an armbar once again.
Looks like the champ has a game plan for this one.
C: Ambergree is looking really frustrated right now. He
makes it back to his
feet and pokes O'Gara in the eye. So much for friendship, but then again,
this is for the UCW title.
F: They said they wouldn't hold anything back.
Ambergree clotheslines
O'Gara and goes for a quick pin. Only a one count though. Way too early to
try that.
C: Ambergree picks O'Gara up off the mat and puts him
back down with a
bodyslam. He follows that up with a legdrop to the throat. He goes to pick
up O'Gara again and O'Gara catches him with a small package. Oh, what I
could do with that phrase.
F: Creed, will you behave? Ambergree kicks out at a
count of one. Both men
are a little more cautious now. Ambergree comes at O'Gara and Sean goes
right back to that arm with another armdrag takedown. Ambergree uses his
legs to break the hold and put a head scissors on O'Gara. O'Gara kicks out.
Ambergree with a whip into the turnbuckle.
C: Ambergree charges in and O'Gara leaps over and
catches him with a rollup.
Ambergree kicks out at two. As Ambergree gets up, O'Gara catches him with a
solid right. That's staggered Kam a bit. These two are really going at it. I
think the United Front is done for.
F: Ambergree ducks a second right and catches O'Gara with
a belly to back
suplex. Kam rolls under the ropes to get a breather. O'Gara comes running at
the ropes and goes over the top with a nice cross body to the outside. The
ref is starting the ten count and both men are on the floor. The ref is at
four and both men are standing, punching away at each other.
C: The ref is at eight. They had better get back in the
ring. Wait, Kam has
stopped O'Gara and is pointing at the ref. Both men roll back in the ring
right before the ten count. Why did he do that? He could have won the match.
F: Yes, but not the title. Now, O'Gara is thrown back
into the turnbuckle.
Ambergree catches him with a clothesline in the corner. O'Gara falls to the
mat. Ambergree climbs to the top. He may be going for his finisher.
C: There it is. Ambergree has hit the harpoon. O'Gara
is flopping around on
the mat like a fish out of water. Ambergree goes for the pin. 1..2..3
F: No, not 3. O'Gara has his foot on the rope. I have
no idea how, but at
least the referee saw it. This match will continue. Ambergree looks confused
that he didn't get the pin. He is motioning to the back.
C: I knew this was going to happen. Heart and Ambergree
have set up O'Gara.
They are going to finish him off.
F: It doesn't appear so. Toby is running down to the ring
and yes, he has a
cup in his hands. He trips and drops the cup.
C: So much for that slurpee. Ambergree appears to be
enraged by that though.
He picks up O'Gara and tosses him out of the ring. He climbs to the top rope
and delivers a leg drop to the floor on O'Gara. These guys are insane. The
winner will never be able to wrestle again and the loser, well, I'll visit
his gravesite at least once.
F: Ambergree is now yelling at Toby. O'Gara is somehow
making his way back
to his feet. Under the circumstances, this is phenomenal. Sean spins Kam
around and whips him into the side of the ring. He then throws Ambergree
under the bottom rope back into the ring. Sean goes up top. Could it be?
C: The "Elevation Press". Sean has hit it.
This has to be it. 1..2.. I can't
believe that Ambergree was able to kick out of that.
F: Sean can't believe it either. He is asking the
referee if he is sure. If
there was any question about who the two top athletes are in UCW, I think
this match has answered it. Ambergree rolls toward the ropes but Sean stops
him and picks him up. He is going for a suplex.
C: Stupid referee got hit with Kam's feet. You would
think he would be
smarter than that. Well the referee is down. Shouldn't we see Jack Heart
about now?
F: It appears that he is going to let these two fight
it out. Both men are
tired and are trying anything to win.
C: Both men kick the other in the, well, jewels. I'll
leave it at that
because that hurt to watch.
F: I've never seen either man use those tactics
before. They must be
desperate and it appears very hurt right now. Both men are using the
ropes
to haul themselves up. Ambergree charges O'Gara and gets a backdrop over the
top rope for it. O'Gara jumps out and tosses Ambergree back in the ring. He
goes for the cover and he should have the three count.
C: The ref is just now coming to. He crawls over.
1..2..Kickout by
Ambergree. Sean is in disbelief.
F: I am too. I don't know how much more these two can
take. Ambergree kicks
O'Gara legs out from under him. He crawls over to O'Gara and applies the
sleeper. The referee is checking on O'Gara. The arm drops once, twice, no,
he is able to keep that hand in the air. This match will continue.
C: I am speechless and impressed. I can't believe what
I'm seeing here. I
know I don't usually give out compliments but these two deserve it. Even the
fans are exhausted from this match.
F: O'Gara struggles back to his feet but Ambergree
still has that sleeper
locked in. O'Gara backs him into the turnbuckle but Ambergree let’s go. He
turns Sean around. Sean ducks around behind Ambergree and grabs him around the
waist.
C: I don't think he knows that his shoulders are on the
mat too. The referee is
counting both men down. 1..2..Ambergree raises his shoulder, 3..That's it.
F: I don't think Sean knows he lost yet. Here comes
Jack Heart. He is trying to explain
what happened. O’Gara just shakes his head. He walks over to Ambergree.
C: The match was good up to this point. I think I'm
going to hurl.
F: It appears that the United Front is still intact
and we saw, pardon my
French, one HELL of a match. I can’t wait for the rematch. Thank you for
watching and good night.