C:This match would have been better with the syrup involved.

F:Hush.Mario calls for the bell and the match is underway.Faith rushes Maple and tries to take him off his feet with a dropkick but Maple sidesteps to avoid it then catches Faith with a clubing forearm as she rises to her feet that sends her back to the mat.

C:Good start for Maple.

F:Maple has Faith up and whips her into the ropes.Maple with a hip toss on the rebound but Faith hangs on and rolls through the move sending Maple flying across the ring.

C:TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F:Was that necessary?

C:Yes.

F:Faith is up and running across the ring,hits Maple with a neckbreaker as he tries to get up.Faith is up and springboards of the middle rope,turning in mid-air,and lands a leg drop across Maple's throat.Faith with a quick cover but only gets one count.

C:Maple's size advantage helped him there.Faith is going to have to really wear down the Canadian if she hopes to pin him.

F:Faith is up and begins to work over Maple's leg with a series of stomps and knees.Faith drapes Maple's leg over the bottom rope then leaping into the air,sits down hard on it.As Mario backs Faith up warning her,Maple is able to drag himself up with help from the ropes.

C:Faith's quickness coupled with maybe some ring rust have thrown Maple off his game.

F:Faith charges Maple but he sees her coming and at the last secondlowers his shoulder and delivers a back drop that sends Faith up and over the ropes but she lands on her feet on the ring apron though Maple is unaware of this.Faith leaps to the top rope,then springs off and nails Maple with a bulldog.

C:Ouch....

F:Faith with the cover,gets a two count before Maple kicks out.

C:She almost had him there.

F:Faith bounces off the ropes as Maple slowly gets to his feet.Faith hits Maple with a dropkick but he doesn't go down.Faith comes off the ropes again,this time with a flying forearm,and still Maple is on his feet.Faithhits the ropes again determined to knock Maple off his feet.She races across the ringl,leaps,going for a cross-body block but Maple catches her in mid-air,spins and nails a power slam into a craddle.Mario moves in,1,,2,,3 and the Mad Maple has pulled off a miracle win after being dominated for most of the match.

WINNER(by pinfall): MAD MAPLE

C:i'd say it was a miracle,wait,someone just slide into the ring,,,,it's the Freakshow and he has a steel chair!!!

F:The Freakshow charges Maple connecting with the steel chair on the back of Maples head.Maple falls into Mrio who had just helped Faith to her feet and both the ref and Faith go tumbling out of the ring.The freakshow begins to pound away on Maple with the chair.

Now here comes Rob Grayson to help out his friend and look,Buffy is right behind him.She must be going to check on Faith.

Faith has made it to her feet as Rob slides into the ring.Freakshow tries to hit Grayson with the chair but Rob leaps to one side,then knocks the chair from Freakshows hands.The two men start to trade blows but Grayson starts to gain the upper hand but then Freakshow rakes Rob across the eyes.Faith and Buffy have entered the ring as Freakshow looks topick up the chair but Buffy beats him to it and throws it to Rob.Grayson catches the chair and in the same motion,swings at Freakshow who ducks,,,

C:Oh my God,Rob just knocked out Faith!!!!!!!!!

F:The Freakshow rolls out of the ring as Faith falls to the mat bleeding and unconscious.The Freakshow taunts Grayson as he walks back up the ramp but Rob doesn't see him because he is staring at Buffy who is looking back at him

C:I had a friend whose wife once looked at him that way.they were divorced a week later.

F:Maple makes it back to his feet as Buffy And Rob argue quietly in the ring,,,wait a second,what is Grayson doing,,,

C:Rob just hit Maple in the head with the chair,,,WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F:I don't know,but Grayson stands sheepishly and alone in the center of the ring as Buffy and the EMT's take Faith and Maple back to the back.

CALLISTO VS ULTIMATUM

UCW Hardcore Title Match

Fairbanks: Well, what a gruelling match we've just had, and what an ending! Its hard to believe that that was only the first of our matches here tonight!

Creed: There was no syrup....I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!

F: Ok...I don't know where to begin correcting you on that front, so I think I'll just introduce our next match. This match is for the Hardcore Title, which seems to be changing hands more times than Rob Grayson changes managers!

C: Yeah, what a bizarre series of events!

F: First Maziar defeats Inferno to win the title, then Maziar gives the title to Callisto, and now Callisto takes on a man who not so long ago looked like he was going to take the World Title!

C: Yeah, but he didn't....

F: In any case, Callisto seems to have some unhealthy obsession with Ultimatum, which has lead to this match being made. These two want to settle their differences and sort things out.

C: Judging by the knife being sent to Callisto, it looks like Ultimatum is the one with the unhealthy obsession.

F: There's no proof that the knife came from him.

C: Are you calling Callisto a liar? How can you accuse that pretty face?

F: That is the face of a woman who would tear you to shreds if you made any advances Creed....

C: Yeah...what a gal...

F: Anyway, Ultimatum is the first to make his way down to the ring.....not wearing his wrestling attire I note. I wonder what he's thinking?

C: That guy has no sense of fashion at all?

F: Well, this hardly looks like its going to be a wrestling match, so I guess Ultimatum thought he would dress for a fight. He's wearing his jeans and hoodie, the same gear he was wearing when he made his return last week, and those look like trainers that he's wearing. He's taking off the hoodie now, so he looks more like wrestler and less like a skater.....

C: He's gonna get his ass kicked tonight! No one can resist Callisto!

F: And here comes the Hardcore champion now, dressed in her standard wrestling gear. She drops the title and rushes down to the ring, and stands face to face with Ultimatum. She smiles at him seductively, and starts flaunting herself, trying to distract him. Ult looks at the crowd, then hammers her to the floor with a right hand, rebounds off the rope and hits a leg drop. Quickly into the cover 1...2....kickout by Callisto!

C: Ult not falling for her charms....HOW????

F: Callisto a little taken aback by Ult's response and pulls herself back up with the ropes. She storms over to Ultimatum and slaps him hard in the face. Ult responds with another right hand to take her down, but this time she flips back up and hits a dropkick, taking Ult down onto his knee. Callisto rebounds off the ropes and hits a spinning wheel kick, then a standing moonsault. Cover by Callisto 1..2...kickout by Ult.

C: Both have had early covers, but nothing coming of them either time.

F: Both competitors roll to opposite sides of the ring and circle each other, then move to the center and tie up. Callisto stands her ground so Ult delivers a knee to her stomach, then grabs the back of her neck and jumps up, driving her neck into his knee on landing. Callisto grasps her throat and rolls over as Ult heads to the outside.

C: Where's he going?

F: Ult reaches under the ring and brings out 3 trashcans, a stop sign and 2 kendo sticks. He throws them into the ring and searches for something else, eventually pulling out a table and a chair. He sets up the table and grabs the chair, goes to climb back into the ring, but Callisto sees the opportunity and baseball slides the chair into Ultimatum's face, splitting him open.  

C: YAY!!! THATS MY GIRL!!!

F: Where?

C: ......shut up!

F: Ultimatum a little groggy from the impact, and Callisto rebounds off the opposite ropes, throwing herself towards him on the return and nailing a massive cross body to the outside of the ring. Callisto quickly makes the cover 1...2...kickout by Ultimatum, but the balance has shifted in Callisto's favor!

C: Callisto rolls her victim back into the ring and picks up the stop sign!!! She's going to stop Ult dead in his tracks!!!

F: Ultimatum struggles back up, still trying to shake off the effects of that chair impact earlier, and turns straight into Callisto's stop sign! The red wooden sign shatters around him as he falls back to the mat...barely conscious and staring up at the lights on the ceiling.

C: Ult is out!!!!

F: Bleeding profusely from the head and without a clue of where the hell he is, Ultimatum is left spread out on the canvas! Surely Callisto is going to go for the pin and retain her title right here. But no! Instead she's standing over him and mocking him with that vicious laugh of hers! She kicks Ultimatum in the back a few times then slaps his face as he attempts to regain his bearings.

C: Ult is beat James! There's no way he can fight Callisto in this condition!

F: Ult slumps over the ropes and Callisto continues the humiliating punishment, she whips him into the ropes and nails a dropkick on the return, sending Ult back to the mat.

C: I don't think Ult was expecting this at all! He's getting his ass whupped!

F: Callisto taunts Ult to get back to his feet, then goes behind him and hits a turning backdrop, then covers him and hooks the leg. The ref shakes his head and drops to the mat 1...2...shoulder up by Ultimatum!!!! That must be instinct kicking in, he's certainly in no condition to think about anything....including kicking out!

C: Well, his instinct's gonna get him killed.

F: Callisto brings Ultimatum back up to his knees, then drives her knee into his bloodied face, she hits it again and again, but Ult can't find any way to respond....WAIT!!!!!

C: KEV MANIA!!! What the hell is he doing out here???

F: What does it look like? He's fed up of Callisto slapping Ultimatum around when it's clear that something's wrong with him!!! He needs to get out of this match and go to see a doctor.....

C: Yeah you're right, it does look like he's losing a lot of blood!!!

F: Kev rolls into the ring and calls to Callisto, arguing with her for the sake of his partner..... but behind Callisto's back Ultimatum has dragged himself into the corner and is measuring her up!!! He's building on his energy reserves

C: And Kev is distracting Callisto!!!! The dirty sneaks had it all planned from the start!!!!!

F: That could well be the case, we all know that toXin are notorious for ganging up on their opponents. Callisto pushes Kev out of the ring and turns, and Ultimatum hits her with a massive spear!!!!! A battered and bloody Ultimatum rolls away from the impact leaving Callisto down in the ring, and both competitors have been grounded!!!!!

C: Ult is down! Callisto is down! Kev Mania has helped Ult to implement their contingency plan, and its allowed Ultimatum to get back into the game, but it looks like his brains are still scrambled from those shots! Kev's heading out of here though, he's played his part!!!!

F: Finally Ult picks himself and psyches himself, rolling back into the ring to confront Callisto, who is holding her ribs after that massive spear Ultimatum gave her. Callisto turns and Ult delivers a roundhouse kick to her face, taking her back into the corner, where he delivers two more kicks to the face, and then a spinning heel kick to her stomach. Callisto falls down in the corner, but Ult picks her back up and foot chokes her using the ropes for leverage, then brings her out of the corner and hits a scoop slam followed by a knee drop across her neck. Cover by Ult 1....2...kickout by Callisto! 

C: No!!!!!! Stop him!!!

F: You weren't in any great hurry to stop Callisto when she was taking advantage of him while he was semi concussed, and now he's getting his revenge!! Ultimatum whips Callisto hard into the opposite corner, the inertia crushing her spine against the steel and forcing her to collapse. He scouts her again, and as she struggles back to her feet he rushes and hits a second spear!!!! Ult is a fighter by nature, and he's using that experience to break Callisto's resolve!

C: He's a powerful bastard when he wants to be!!!

F: Ult waits for Callisto to rise, then hits a jumping roundhouse kick to take her down again. He chokes her with his boot for a second time, then picks her up and whips her into the ropes, but she ducks his crescent kick and rolls him up with a school-girl!!!! 1.....2....kickout by Ultimatum, but Callisto is now using her speed to her advantage!!!

C: Yay!

F: Callisto quickly takes advantage of a surprised Ultimatum and nails a DDT. Callisto into the cover...1....2.....kickout by Ultimatum. Callisto slams her hands on the mat with frustration, then heads up top! Could be time for the Amazon Thrill!!!!! That could well finish Ultimatum off!!!

C: She leaps!!!! Bye Ult....WHA???

F: Ult caught her in midair!!!!! She's up on his shoulders and he runs towards the ropes....powerbombing her through the table on the outside!!!! The crowd responds with the standard "Holy S**t!" chant as Callisto writhes around amongst the wreckage of the table.

C: And Ult is standing over her, grinning, and now he's heading up top!!!! 

F: He's gonna finish her off with the....

C: DONT SAY IT!!!

F: ULTIMATE SOLUTION CONNECTS!!!!! Ultimatum dives from the top rope and drops the leg across Callisto's neck, then springs back up and leans against the barricade.....daring Calllisto to get up!!!!

C: No Callisto!! DONT DO IT!!!

F: She clambers back up and Ultimatum lifts her up onto his shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry, then lifts her so her legs are pointing towards the ceiling. He signals to the crowd then brings his other arm across, and turning his body he slams Callisto face first into the floor outside the ring.

C: The Final Warning.....oh Callisto....Callisto......

F: Ultimatum turns her over and hooks the leg. The referee goes down to count 1....2....3. This match is over.

C: Why??? OH WHY??????

WINNER (by pinfall): ULTIMATUM

New UCW Hardcore Champion

F: Ultimatum leaves Callisto in a heap and walks back up the ramp towards the back, picking up the belt which Callisto dropped on her way to the ring. Callisto pulls herself up onto her knees and glares at her conqueror as he departs carrying what was her belt over his shoulder....then she smiles?

C: Wha???

F: She puts her finger on her bleeding lip and tastes it, smiling menacingly as Ultimatum disappears from view. I may be jumping to conclusions, but I think Callisto has more in store for Ultimatum in the near future. She's clearly in pain after that Final Warning but she seems to be enjoying it!!! I just don't understand that woman....

C: My poor poor Callisto

F: Well while Creed recomposes himself we'll put in a cheap plug about bean bags...but remember, the only other thing you can watch tonight is Unforgiven!

C: and we know that's not what you want....

INFERNO VS ROB GRAYSON VS JUSTIN CHAIN

CAGE MATCH FOR THE UCW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP

Fairbanks: Well ladies and gentlemen, as you may have heard the main event for the World Heavyweight title has been called off due to troubles with the plane flying the two superstars here tonight, so instead we bring you this new main event which people are already calling the "ultimate grudge match"

Creed: There's so many rivalries inside that steel cage tonight I don't know if it'll be able to contain it...

F: Well it doesn't have to... don't forget that you can win this match by escaping the cage!

C: You've got me on a technicality......I hate you....

F: Well ladies and gentlemen going head to head tonight we have Inferno and Rob Grayson, both of whom have had plenty to say about themselves over the past week or so. Don't forget, it was Grayson whom Inferno pinned to win the title in the first place!

C: And lets not filter Justin Chain out of the equation! Fresh of his leave of absence this guy will want to make a huge return!

F: And here he comes now, the crowd giving him a good response. He looks fired up and ready to go!

C: Next we have Rob Grayson, who wastes no time running up behind chain and throwing him into the side of the cage.

F: Rob with Chain pinned up against the outside of the cage, leading with the right hands as Chain tries to battle out. Inferno's music plays, and Inferno appears, accompanied by all the flames we've come to expect from his entrance. Inferno drops his title and sprints down to the ring, clubbing Rob in the back of the head. Chain rolls away while Inferno and Rob slug it out on the outside. Rob eventually gets the upperhand and rolls Inferno into the cage, following him in quickly to capitalise. Chain hesitates...grabs a chair, then enters himself. Straight into a dropkick by Rob!

C: Rob seems to be the most fired up.

F: Inferno is the first of Rob's victims to recover, and Rob pushes him back onto the ropes. Rob hits a few knife edge chops, then throws Inferno across the ring. Inferno recovers his composure however, and retaliates with a vicious clothesline. Cover by Inferno 1...2...broken up by Chain who hammers away with right hands, then hits a spinning neckbreaker. Cover by Chain 1...2...kickout by Inferno.

C: Good fast start by all three superstars.

F: Rob pulls himself up with the ropes and goes after Chain, hammering him with punches to the chest. Rob gets a headlock and nails Chain with a knee to the gut, followed by a snap suplex. Inferno attacks Rob...but he ducks and nails a spinning heel kick to take the monster into the corner. Rob dropkicks Inferno in the chin, then turns into a Justin Chain clothesline. Justin continues to work on Inferno with the right hands, but eventually Inferno overpowers him and throws him out of the corner.

C: Inferno is such a powerhouse. Its hardly surprising that both Rob and Justin are trying to weaken him to gain the upper hand.

F: But remember ladies and gentlemen, Inferno does not have to be pinned to lose his title. The first man to score a pin or submission on anyone, or alternatively escape the cage either over the top or through the door will win the belt. Inferno is stomping away at Rob, with whom he clearly has a vendetta.

C: Inferno is a hardcore legend, and don't he know it. He's more than at home in this scenario. The entire cage is a weapon.

F: and I think he realises it, Rob up on Inferno's facing forwards, and Inferno runs forward and throws Rob face first into the steel mesh that is the cage. Rob crashes down in a heap, blood dripping from his face and Inferno gestures to the crowd, who cheer him as he continues his destruction.

C: Chain from behind!

F: Chain hitting a baseball slide behind Inferno and taking him down to a knee, then leaping over the top of him and nailing a flipping ace crusher! Cover by Chain for the title 1....2....kickout by Inferno!

C: That's what the crowd love about Justin Chain. He's an arrogant sick son of a bitch but boy can he wrestle!!!!

F: And now Chain has Inferno scouted from the corner, he's stamping his leg and readying for a huge move! Looks like he could be getting ready to take out the laundry!!!!

C: Inferno rises, Justin goes for the kick and hits it!!!! Justin springs back to his feet off the inertia from his finishing move, and Rob smacks him to the floor with a steel chair then collapses himself!!

F: All 3 men are down in the center of the ring!!!! What a match this is turning out to be!!!!

C: There's no count outs in a triple threat match, let alone a cage one, but the advantage will still lie with whoever can regain his composure first.

F: Looks like its going to be Rob, who staggers back to his feet, pulls up Justin's legs, and locks in a sharpshooter!!!! Rob has the sharpshooter locked in on Justin, who yells and writhes in pain trying to get to the ropes and break the hold!

C: Rob's tightening the hold! He wants that title badly and he's going to get Justin to submit it to him! But Inferno's seen Rob!!!!

F: Inferno goes for a running clothesline, but Rob breaks the hold and ducks under his arm, then hits a diving reverse DDT and locks the sharpshooter onto Inferno instead!!!!! A bloody Rob Grayson has Inferno in the sharpshooter and he's not gonna let go for anything!!!

C: Inferno's screaming and dragging himself towards the ropes, but just as he reaches it Rob pulls him back to the center of the ring!!! Inferno may be seconds away from tapping away the Internet title!!!!

F: Rob's screaming with intensity as he tightens the grip further, but Justin sees the problem and takes Rob down with a low blow....what a dirty sneak!

C: Hey! You can't expect the Chain to play fair!!!!

F: Doesn't look like he's finished either as Chain whips a chain from his tights and wraps it round his hand. He's gonna hit Rob with the "Chain Reaction"!!!!! He throws the punch, but Rob ducks in the nick of time and Justin drives his fist into the steel cage!!! He turns and Rob hits the deathdrop!!!!! Rob covers Justin 1...2...broken up by Inferno!!!!!!

C: Rob looks pissed!!!!! He runs at Inferno who throws him into the air and onto his shoulders!!! INFERNAL SLAM!!!!!! INFERNAL SLAM!!!!!! INFERNAL SLAM!!!!!!

F: Inferno has it won surely!!!!!! But he's climbing up the cage instead!!! Is he trying to escape the cage and win it that way with both his opponents down??? Inferno stops at the top of the cage and smiles at the crowd, then leaps into a body splash!!!!

C: FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!!

F: Inferno falls towards Rob, and crashes on top of him...taking both of them through the canvas!!!!! The ref goes to count, but doesnt, and now he's reaching into his pocket looking for something.....the rule book????? 

C: I think he wants to check whether its a legal pin if the victims shoulders are through the canvas rather than on it......

F: The crowd continues the traditional "Holy S**t!!!" chant as both men lie motionless!!!!! Inferno eventually struggles to his feet and staggers around..... CHAIN REACTION!!!! Chain, ever the opportunist has taken advantage of Inferno's weakened state!!!!

C: Chain smashes in Inferno's face with the chain round his fist and goes straight for the cover! But the ref is still checking the rules and has his back turned!!!

F: I think Chain might have just realized that.....

C: Chain breaks the cover and turns the referee round in a rage. He pushes the ref into the corner and yells at him to do the count properly, not noticing that behind him Rob Grayson has staggered back to his feet and has that chair!!!

F: Chain turns around and Rob clocks him with a vicious shot to the skull!!!! Rob, still unable to stand up straight covers Chain 1....2....broken up by Inferno!!!! None of these men can ever stay down!!!! The Internet title means just too much to them!!!

C: Inferno picks up Rob and hammers away at him with some right hands, then goes to whip him into the corner. Rob counters and sends Inferno there instead, then gestures to the crowd!

F: Rob runs at Inferno looking for the stinger splash, but Inferno catches him in mid air and nails a spinebuster variant, then collapses onto his back grabbing his shoulder. I'm not surprised his body hurts after that splash he did earlier!!!!

C: Chain is out after that chairshot, Rob is out after that spinebuster, and Inferno can't move for injuries caused by that stunt he pulled earlier!

F: Chain's making a break for the door, ordering the official on the outside to open it. Inferno sees this and throws himself across the ring, pushing chain into the side of the cage and taking him back down to earth....literally. Inferno then sees his chance to retain the title and climbs over the ropes heading for freedom......

C: But look at Rob!!!

F: Rob summoning up the last bit of strength runs at Inferno, springs onto the top rope and bulldogs Inferno, sending both men flying out through the door to the outside!!! The bell rings for the end of the match!!!!

C: But who won?

F: The referee is holding up Rob's arm!!!!! Lets see it again.....yep! Rob's feet touch the floor a split second before Inferno's. Ladies and gentlemen...we have a new internet champion!!!

C: And who'd have guessed?

WINNER (by escape): ROB GRAYSON 

NEW INTERNET CHAMPION

F: Well Inferno cannot believe it! He flops to the ground in despair at losing his Internet title, but I don't think he can beat himself up too badly! All three of these men showed tonight that they have the hearts of champions! Chain is just about recovering and is limping out of the cage over the shoulder of his manager, and Inferno is hitting his head against the floor. Rob his using the cage to hold himself up and holding his title aloft to great cheers from the crowd!!! 

C: Look at the blood running down his face, and I doubt that's ketchup on Inferno's chest either!

F: These 3 men gave it all for the Internet championship, but in the end only one man could walk out of here with the title, and it looks like that man is going to be Rob Grayson!

C: What a match!!!

F: What a PPV!!!! If only that plane hadn't taken a wrong turn and landed in Quebec..... poor souls! Still, we end tonight on the back of a well fought and brutal match, and we have a new Internet Champion, and on that note ladies and gentlemen, we bid you adieu!