K: Johnny may have just gotten rid of the Gay Bandit, but he still has to deal with the two members of the Doobie Brothers.
M: They both surround Johnny, they are just circling him right now. It has been a good fight for Johnny, but I think he is done for now.
K: Wait, here comes our next super star ... and it is Johnny Siema's brother and tag team partner, Thommy Siema! He rushes into the ring and to the side of his brother.
M: Now the odds are even, things are going to heat up with now. Both teams are whispering strategy to each other right now. Which is smart, neither one of these teams wants to lose their unity advantage until the very end when there are just two of them there and they have to fight it out.
K: But wait, we are being told we have some footage from the back to be shown. We will try not to miss to much of the action folks.
M: Now we are seeing the loading area of the UCW Arena. What is happening out here? All that I see is a bunch of trash cans and dumpsters. All of our deliveries have been made and I'm quite sure all of our superstars have shown up already.
K: Here comes somebody, why it's none other than our President Rob Grayson and Real Deal. Rob is still laying a beating onto Real Deal.
M: Real Deal is pretty much just a punching bag right now. Rob grabs Real Deal, and stuffs him head first into a trash can.
K: Rob closes the lid, then tips the can onto its side. He puts one foot on it ...
M: Shhhh ... I think Rob is about to speak.
Rob: I don't know what it is with people like you Star King or Real Deal, or what ever your calling yourself now. You guys just can't ever seem to learn a lesson, no matter how ever the staff tries to help you out. But you, I was really hoping you'd handle yourself with a little bit more dignity this time around. But I guess some people are just beyond help. Sorry to say it, but your fired ... again. Good bye, but now I just have one more bit of business to take care of tonight.
M: Rob pushes the can with Real Deal in it and it rolls down the hill out of sight. I guess this is the last we seen of him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
K: Now, back in the ring, here come the Doobies with a cheap shot! No, the Siemas block and deliver some punches of their own. Thommy and Refer, and Johnny and Roach have paired off.
M: Thommy whips the smaller Refer off the ropes and catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex. While Johnny backs Roach into the corner and nails him with a series of elbows.
K: I think Thommy is setting Refer up for a power bomb. Thommy picks Refer up and positions him, then he points to the outside. I think this is going to be a powerbomb to the outside.
M: Thommy picks him up, runs with him, and throws him to the outside, Refer crashes back first onto the concrete floor. That has got to be painfull. Refer has been eliminated.
M: Here comes the Voodoo Man, Gogetamah. He is slowly making his way down to the ring. He is taking his time and is watching the action in the ring.
K: But now we have both Siemas teaming up on Roach. Johnny and Thommy set him up against the ropes, and a double clothesline sends Roach to the outside. the Siemas have destroyed the Doobie Brothers and eliminated them both from the competition.
M: Wait! In comes Gogetamah! He sneaks up behind the Siemas and grabs them both by the feet and pushes them both over the ropes and to the outside.
K: He waited for his opportunity, and he took it. Smart move by the voodo man.
M: Lok at Johnny, I think he landed wrong on his leg. I think he is injured. Thommy helps bring Johnny to the back stage. And now Gogetamah has got the ring all to him self. This can't be good for our next superstar.
M: Now here coes the Kamito Kid. A new comer to UCW. We haven't seen much from him so far from him yet, so this should be interesting.
K: He rushes into the ring and is grabbed by Gogetamah. Gogetamah runs to the other side of the ring and throws Kamito over the ropes to the outside.
M: I guess we ain't gonna see much of the Kamito Kid in UCW after all.
M: I can't belive it! Gogetamah is in the ring by himself! He has cleared the ring and now all he has to do is eliminate people as they come to the ring. What an advantage for the voodoo man.
K: Here comes the Angel of Death. He has had his differences with Gogetamah in the past, so this should be interesting. AOD attacks Gogetamah with a drop kick to the knee. Smart strategy by AOD.
M: AOD continues with several kicks to the legs of Gogetamah, bringing the big man down to his knees. Now AOD with several punches to the head of the big man, trying to wear him down.
K: Now here comes the American Psycho, and he joins in on the double team with AOD. Now both AOD and Psycho bring Gogetamah to the corner and are both trying to get him out over the top rope and to the floor, but Gogetamah is fighting.
M: AOD is on the middle rope pummeling on the big guy, while American Psycho manages to get one of Gogetmah's legs over the rope. He is kicking the other leg trying to wear him down.
K: Gogetamah with a low blow to AOD. Then Gogetamah shoves AOD off of him, and knocks him over the ropes to the outside. Angel of Death has been eliminated.
M: American Psycho jumps the the middle rope and trys to choke the air out of Gogetmah. Gogetamah is struggling, but counters with a headbutt to the skull masked face of the American Psycho.
K: Gogetamah steps over the top rope and grabs American Psycho by the throat while Psycho is still perched on the ropes. This is not going to be good for the American Psycho.
M: Not just Psycho, but for Gogetamah. Doens't he realize if he does this he will be eliminated also? Or does he even care?
K: Gogetamah points to the Swedish announce table. He isn't going to do what I think he is going to do is he? Those guys better get the Hell out of the way.
M: Here it comes! Gogetamah lifts Psycho into the air, jumps off the apron and choke slams the American Psycho through the Swedish announce table. He eliminated American Psycho, but he eliminated himself in the process.
K: Gogetamah just now realizes what he did. What a mistake, and after all we have seen tonight, the ring is now empty. We are back to square one.
K: Here comes our next superstars. Normally when a new person come in, he will be the only fresh man in the ring, but now that advantage has been lost thanks to the actions of Gogetamah.
M: Here comes somebody now. Playing over the sound system ... is Give Peace a Chance by John Lennon and Yoko Ono? Oh, of course, it is the Kid. This guy is still around?
K: The music keeps playing, and here comes Napalm ... and Hammer. I guess these three are the next people to take part in this match. The Kid is reaching for a microphone.
M: Great, one can only wonder what this guys has to say. We at UCW apoligize in advance for all those who will be offended by this guy.
Kid: The Rebellion has begun!!!!! Napalm, Hammer, and I are more aggressive then the NWO ... more degenerate then DX ... and more powerful then the Corprate Ministry ... this is a mark of the new era ... The Rebellion Era!!!! You are either with us or against us!!!!
M: Ooooookaaaaaaay ... Did that make any sense to you Korbin?
K: Not at all. Now here comes ... our President Rob Grayson? What is he doing back? He has a microphone of his own.
Rob: Now that ... that was just pathetic. No other word comes into my mind to describe these guys. What the Hell do you think you are doing Kid?
Kid: We are the rebellion! Every organization has one! You obviously don't know how to run a wrestling federation to not use stars like us.
Rob: Is that right? You know Kid, as much as I'd like to come down and kick all three of your asses, and don't say such a thing can't be done, just ask the X-Treme Outlaws, but I was already in this match tonight taking care of Real Deal. And it just wouldn't be fair, for me to come back in again. But you see, the reason I would not hire guys like Hammer and Napalm, is because I was working on hiring a real superstar for UCW. Some one who I know to be capable of a lot in the ring. In fact amny may wonder who this mystery person I've been talking to a lot is, and I think such a surprise is best revealed at an important Pay Per View like this one.
K: Rob is going to reveal the UCW mystery person. We have been wondering about this for a while now.This I have got to see.
M: Shhhh ... shut up and listen.
Rob: Ladies and gentlemen, it just wouldn't be UCW without this person, so here he is ... here is RAVNOS!
M: What! Ravnos? Nobody in the wrestling world has seen or heard from him in like a year! Never in our wildest dreams did any one think they would ever see Ravnos in the ring again.
K: Here he comes, it is him. Ricky the flaming barb wire kendo stick and all! Ravnos makes his way to the ring and climbs in. Kid and his Rebellion sure look worried.
M: Napalm makes the first charge. Ravnos just dodges and nails him in the back of the head with the kendo stick, sending Napalm sailing over the top rope and to the outside.
K: Now here comes Hammer, he takes a cheap shot to the face of Ravnos ... but Ravnos just smiles. Ravnos with the Omega Bitch Slap and sends Hammer over the ropes and to the outside. Thats Ravnos - 2, Rebellion - 0!
M: Now it is just Ravnos and the Kid in the ring. Ravnos turns to the Kid and points the Kendo stick at him ... what is that? What is that trickle going down the leg of the Kid's tights.
K: I don't know if we should call attention to that. The Kid drops to his knees ... is he begging for mercy? You'd think at least he'd go out with a little bit of dignity.
M: Ravnos just looks disgusted. He looks to the fans ... then he nails the Kid over the head with the kendo stick! The Kid is out. Ravnos puts one foot over his chest ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Ravnos reaches down and picks up the Kid. He sets up the Kid against the ropes ... and clotheslines him over the ropes, but he also takes himself out in the process. The Kid is out, but so is Ravnos. I guess Ravnos doesn't care about the gold right now, and is only there to kick some ass. He chases all three members of the Rebellion to the back stage area as they try to escape.
K: So now the ring is empty again. But here comes Maziar Sardar. I bet he wishes he could have been a fresh person in, but it just didn't happen that way.
M: Now here comes Inferno, who seems to have some sort of limp happening. Along with Maziar, Inferno is another UCW newcomer. Both of them tie up in the middle of the ring, and Maziar manages to get Inferno in a head lock, but Inferno shoves Maziar into the ropes, and meets him with a shoulder tackle. Maziar just gets right back up. It looks as if these two are at a stale mate.
K: Wait, we are being told we have to go back stage to the loading area again. What can be happening now? Here is the same loading area we seen from earlier, and we see Rob Grayson standing out there waiting for something. Here comes Hammer, and he is followed by Napalm who staggers in and falls down. Now we see Ravnos enter, dragging the Kid behind him.
M: Rob grabs Napalm and throws him into a nearby dumpster. Hammer tries to attack Rob, but Rob ducks and back body drops him into the dumpster also. Ravnos brings Kid closer to Rob.
Rob: You know Kid, we thought you had a future here in UCW. But you went and blew it. You'd think you'd know from what happened to Real Deal that you should never piss off the boss. Now to get rid of you with the rest of the stupid trash.
M: Ravnos then throws Kid into the dumpster with Napalm and Hammer and closes the lid. They then roll the dumpster out onto the street and give it a push, and the dumpster rolls down the hill out of site.
Rob: By the way, you're fired!
K: Well, another one bites the dust, if you will. And back in the ring, we have Pyromaniac making his way down. Pyromaniac is a former UCW tag team champion, along with some guy named Darien ... may he rest in peace.
M: Like you'd expect, Pyromaniac makes a straight line for Inferno. Maziar is just standing back and letting the two at each other. I guess he just plans to pick up the peices after they destroy each other.
K: Inferno and Pyromaniac are so far just simply exchanging punches. But here comes Maziar, with a chop block to the injured leg of Inferno. Now Inferno is down and Pyro and Maziar work on his leg.
M: Now here comes the former UCW World Champion RJ Souza. He gets in the ring and is met by Maziar Sardar, but RJ quickly takes him down with a drop toe hold.
K: Pyromaniac is still working on the injured leg of Inferno. Inferno has got to be in a lot of pain. He shouldn't even be in this match right here. I guess he just wanted his chance at gold here in UCW, no matter what it takes. What a fighter Inferno is, but will it do him any good?
M: I don't think it is going to matter much right now. Pyromaniac is clamping Inferno's leg into an ankle lock submission move. Now Inferno is screaming in agony. RJ and Maziar are still fighting it out, so there will be no one to make the save. Pyromaniac just cranks harder and Inferno taps out and is eliminated by Pyromaniac. A nice effort, but Pyromaniac was just to much for him.
K: Now here comes the Crazed Killer. A former UCW Tag Team and Internet Champion. CK has got to be one of the favorites to walk home with some gold tonight.
M: Ck immediately runs to Pyromaniac. These two have had a heated fued here in UCW ... literally. CK gets him to the corner and delivers a series of knees to the stomach of Pyromaniac.
K: And in the other corner, RJ Souza has got Maziar Sardar tied up in the tree of woe. Maziar is haging upside down, and RJ runs to the other corner.
M: RJ runs in with an attempted baseball slide, but Maziar pulls himself up, and RJ crotches himself on the ring post. RJ falls to the outside, but he did no go over the top rope, so he is not eliminated. But it does look like he is taking a breather.
K: Maziar unties himself from the ropes, and jumps Ck with an ax handle to the back of the head. Now here comes Pyromaniac out of the corner with some punches of his own to the Crazed Killer. CK tries to fight back, but the two on one seems to be a bit to much for him.
M: Maziar is holding onto CK, while Pyromaniac is reaching into his shorts for something. I think we are going to see one of Pyromaniac's patented fire balls to the face of the Crazed Killer.
K: Pyromaniac wth a flash of red fire, but CK ducks and Maziar Sardar takes the fireball in the face. Maziar Sardar is blinded, and here comes RJ who clotheslines Pyromaniac.
M: Maziar is swinging wildly. He can not see a thing. Ck just dodges his attacks. Maziar falls against the ropes, and CK clotheslines him over the top and eliminates him.
K: Crazed Killer then joins RJ on attacking Pyromaniac. RJ steps back and allows CK to land some punches. But now, here comes the Widowmaker, from the WFS? What is he doing in our Pay Per View match?
M: He attacks RJ from behind and tries to throw him to the outside, but RJ is holding onto the ropes. But CK and Pyro then notice Widowmaker in the ring. They stop fighting, look at him, look at each other, nod ... and both of them jump the Widowmaker from behind and begin to pummel away.
K: RJ also joins the fight. UCW is united as Crazed Killer holds onto Widowmaker and Pyromaniac and RJ Souza take turns punching him. This is three of UCW's finest, all standing together to take out a common enemy.
M: All three grab a hold of Widowmaker, and throw him over the ropes to the outside. This is what makes UCW great right here folks.
K: RJ, Pyro and Crazed Killer are looking at the Widowmaker as he leaves, but wait, from behind, two fans have just jumped over the rail. They enter the ring from behind the three superstars, and a smaller female looking one of then hits CK between the legs with a riding crop?
M: Ck lurches over, and then is nailed witha Deaths Descent! Those are not two fans, that is Shadow and Lilith! Shadow is back in the UCW! What a night this is!
K: Before RJ or Pyro even notice what is happening, Shadow grabs CK and throws him over the ropes. Ck has been eliminated by Shadow, and Shadow wasn't even scheduled to be in tonights match.
M: Shadow jumps over the top rope also, and makes his exit as quick as he just showed up.
K: Here comes Spike Roberts. And no one else is coming down. We are down to the final three. These three are the ones who will walk away with either the UCW Hardcore, Internet or World Titles.
M: What luck by Spike, he was upposed to be replacing the Widowmaker, but thanks to Shadow, CK has been taken out and he is already guaranteed a UCW title belt. And also in his first ever UCW match, if you can believe that.
K: Yes, but which title will be the one that he will win. Now all three are standing facing each other, waiting for one of the others to make the first move. Every one of these guys is focused on winning the UCW World title and no one wants to make a mistake now.
M: I think Pyro is trying to convince Spike into double teaming on RJ. I think Spike is agreeing, so Pyro steps towards RJ, but then Spike double crosses him and nails him in the back of the head. Now RJ rusheds in and decks Spike with a fore arm shot to the face. Then Pyromaniac with a low blow to RJ. No one can get a clear advantage over the other two, so they can throw some one out.
K: Pyro and RJ are back up to their feet and now they are double teaming RJ. I guess it is back to the original plan. I guess trying to get out the former world champ is the best chance that they have to get away with the world.
M: They both grab RJ, and throw him over the tope rope right in front of us, so I guess this makes RJ Souza the new Hardcore champion.
K: No it doesn't! RJ is still holding onto the tope rope, and only one foot has touched the floor. And Pyro and Spike don't even realize this and are now fighting it out. Pyro whips Spike into the corner, but Spike runs out and ducks a clothesline.
M: Spike with some punches to Pyromaniac, and then Spike attempts a huracanrana pin. But Pyro is blocking, Pyro walks to the other side of the ring, and is about to powerbomb Spike to the outside.
K: But Spike is still fighting. He punches the head of Pyro, but Pyro drops him over the ropes. But Spike holds on and with a frankensteiner brings Pyro over the ropes and to the floor. Pyromaniac is the new UCW Hardcore Champion.
M: On the other side of the ring, RJ skins the cat back into the ring, and knocks Spike Roberts off of the apron. Spike Roberts is the new UCW Internet Champion, and RJ Souza wins the first ever UCW New Era Battle Royal and becomes the new UCW World Champion for the second time!
K: What a night this has been. This is Korbin Johnson and Marv Adams, signing off. We will see you on Thursday.