K: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages. Welcome to UCW: Smell the Glove! The Third ever Pay Per View for UCW! And this one is sure to be memorable. With the unusual matches that are planned for tonight.
M: I'd say, we sure have some odd pairings for these teams in this Lethal Lottery tournament. Only Rob Grayson could think of something like this folks.
K: But didn't WCW used to do this sort of thing every year ... called Battlebowl? Diamond Dallas Page won the last one I think? I think Sting won one once also ...
M: Shhhh ... you know most wrestling fans have no idea what existed before 1998 ... so this is Rob Grayson's own idea. Do you want to keep your job or not?
K: Oh ... right. I forgot.
M: Now here comes our first team. Two UCW superstars who have taken the world by storm on their own, but now they are teaming together. Here are the Temptress and Blade.
K: Now here come thier opponents. Here comes Pyromaniac ... and his partner ... Reaper? Where is Reaper?
M: I have no idea. Pyro is coming down by himself and has no idea where his partner for tonight can be. Doesn't he know what is at stake?
K: It's Raining Men by Geri Haliwel plays over the speakers ... oh God no! It's the Gay Bandit! And what is that in his hand? Oh no ... what is he going to do with that?
M: Calm down Korbin. It's just a microphone. I think Bandit os going to say something.
K: Hellooooooo Pyro. I am here. The former Hardcore champion. And did you silly gooses really think I would turn down a chance at getting a shot at the UCW World title? Well that is where you are wrong. So by the look of things ... you Pyro is without a partner ... sn't that just ducky? Take a look at the Ultimate-tron to see what I mean.
M: OK, we are seeing a shot of the UCW Arena parking lot. There is a van parked in front. What can this be about? Wait, some one is leaving the arena and heading towards that van. I see three figures. On of them looks to be Reaper. He is bound and gaged and being held on by two brawny hillbillies. Oh good lord ...
Hillbilly #1: Don't forget to stop in the store and pick up some KY.
Hillbilly #2: What for?
K: *Gulp* They throw Reaper into the back of the van and both also get in. They close the van doors and the van starts rocking voilently. Sounds of screaming are heard ... this is just disturbing. Turn this off ... for the love of God!
M: OK, we are back to the ring. Pyro is just staring at the screen dumbfounded. Of course who wouldn't be. Wait a minute ... from behind ... here come Blade and attacks Pyro.
K: Bandit heads to the ring ... but then takes a look at Temptress ... I think he is a little uncomfortable around a woman. Who would have known?
M: Blade picks up Pyro ... and nails him with the Cutter! Now Temptress is on the top rope ... and flies off with a moonsault! Gay Bandit still seems to afraid of Temptress. She covers Pyro ... 1 ... 2 ...3! The first match is over. Temptress and Blade will advance to round two!
K: Now here comes our next Lethal Lottery match up. And this one is kind of special. Because this match also marks the official return to the ring of former UCW President and Vice President ... Boot!
M: What a task he has for his comeback to. Here come his opponents now. Here come former Internet champion Spike Roberts, and newcomer to UCW Rave.
K: Now here comes Boot and his partner, the Iron Fist. This should be an interesting match up. Boot and Iron get into the ring, and are attacked by Spike and Rave right off the bat. Spike and Rave are trying for a quick win by the look of things.
M: They manage to get Boot and Iron into the corners. Spike kneels and here comes Rave and him and Spike with a Poetry in Motion on Iron Fist. Looks like Spike and Rave have got some teamwork happening. This could mean the difference in this match.
K: Now Spike is in front of Boot. Looks like they will be trying another Poetry in Motion. Here comes Rave ...
M: No! Boot runs from the corner ... and he jumps off of Spike and catches Rave with a huge spear! Rave looks hurt!
K: Spike gets up, but here comes Iron Fist and him and Spike exchange punches. Iron Fist clotheslines Spike over the ropes ...
M: Boot picks up Rave and then nails him with a jackhammer. A quick cover, 1 ... 2 ... 3! Another quick match on this PPV.
K : Welcome back ladies and gentlemen from all over the world to the UCW: Smell The Glove!!! This is Korbin along side Marv. What a PPV we have for you! UCW superstars have randomly been drawn into teams and the winning team will fight each other in future so the winner will get a chance at World Title. Many of these superstars are not best of friends, but they will work hard together so they get a shot at the top.
K: Anyways, some of the scheduled matches have changed and you will see them tonight. We will inform you later about them. We have a great one to start the night for you, Niles and Lok vs Geno and Supreme.
M : The Bethooven's 5th Symphony ... it is only one man ! He is classy, he is sensitive , he is hardcore and he is sexy! Here comes Maziar Sardar's Butler and our Hardcore Champion, the 6'10 350 pound Niles. He is wearing a tuxedo to the ring like always and those two supermodels from his promo accompany him ! How can such a fat ugly and hairy man who is a lowly Butler get such women?!?!
K : Calm down, Marv. Those supermodels are just doing their job. You will get the lady of your dreams one day. Here is comes Lok to "Verse Chorus Verse". We have not seen much from him since he came to UCW, but you know he is determined to win and wants to make a name for himself.
M : And here comes the returned Supreme to “Can't Get The Best of Me" by Cypress Hill. He is going to go after some blood tonight.
K : And here is his partner, Geno “The Fink“ Sperini ! The manager of UCW's biggest monster, the "Iron Fist". Well, I am sure Iron Fist is ready, but I am not sure about Geno, we have never seen him wrestle before.
M: Me too ... so let's see what he can do. Lok is starting for his team and Supreme will start for his.
K : Two tho men lock-up and Supreme quickly takes down Lok by a Snapmore. Supreme doesn't stop. He grabs Lok’s head again to pick him and knocks him down with an European Uppercut.
M : Supreme is taking the early advantage. He stomps Lok few times. He picks him up again , takes him to the corner and smashes his head on the turnbuckle beside his Partner , Geno..
K : Supreme tags Geno. Supreme is still holding Lok and Geno punches him across the jaw...ouch. Lok stumbles back a little, his back laying on the turnbuckles. Supreme holds him from outside while Geno continues with a serious of punches. Referee finally stops them.
M : Geno grabs Lok and shoves
him into the middle of the ring and he starts ...
punching him again. Is that all he will do?
K : As long as you are in control, it doesn't matter how. Geno continues with a serious of weak left and rights to wear down Lok. Lok is dizzy, he is shaking. Geno is spinning his right hand ... I think he is going for the classic knock - out punch!
M : And here it comes ... but Lok dodges and drop kicks Geno. A tired and beaten Lok doesn't waste anytime to run to Niles and make the tag. Niles steps over the ropes and into the ring..
K : Geno stands up and hesitates seeing the big man. He charges to Niles, but Niles take him down quickly by a big boot. Supreme just shakes his head from Apron..
M : Niles picks up Geno up and walks to the ropes ... and Ooooooo ... what a Top-Rope Clothsline, that must hurt. Niles picks him up and Irish Whips him to the opposite ropes, but Geno holds up to the ropes and tags Supreme.
K : Supreme charges to Niles. Niles tries to stop him with a big boot, but Supreme dodges and dropkicks him in his one knee that wasn‘t in the air. Niles falls down hard. Niles gets back up slowly, but before he is fully standing, Supreme takes him down once more with a Belly Suplex.
M : Niles is down once more, but this time he is not moving yet. Supreme grabs his legs and oh my god ... he struggles ... but now he manages to get Niles in the Sharpshooter!!!
K : Niles screams in pain. Lok doesn't waste anytime and quickly steps into the ring and stops Supreme with an elbow to the head.
M : Referee sends Lok out again. Supreme stands up and picks up Niles. He gets Niles' head inside his arm ... I think he is going for a DDT! But Niles lifts him up ... Supreme is on Niles shoulders now ... OH MY ...Niles throws him off into the turnbuckles beside his partner, Geno! This might be Niles‘ second match ... but he has already shown us a great amount of physical power.
K: Supreme tags Geno... Niles’ leg are hurt and he tags Lok ... And here they come!Lok and Geno charge at each other, but Lok takes Geno down first with a clothsline.
M : Meanwhile outside the ring ... Niles walks slowly to Supreme. Niles does not look happy. They two start brawling outside. Supreme Irish Whips Niles to the ring post! The crowd cheers wildly!
K: Niles is on the ground. He is bleeding, Supreme grabs his head and picks him up ... and Irish Whips him to the opposite ring post ... but Niles stops him and whips Supreme to the post instead!
M : Ouch...! Before Supreme falls ... Niles grabs his throat and Two-Hand chockslams on across the Swedish announcer table and brakes the table. Niles is not done, he picks him up again puts him on the Austrian announcer table. Niles walks back to the apron ...oh no ... this doesn't look good ...Niles is climbing the turnbuckles ... he is on the ropes... don't tell me .... NO! NILES JUST BROUGHT DOWN HIS 350 POUNDS BODY ON SUPREME AND AUSTRIAN ANNOUNCER TABLE BY A BODY SPLASH! The table collapses ... I think Supreme is ... dead ... but Niles has hurt himself too and is not moving.
K: Woah ... we were so distracted by this that we forget about the legal men in the ring. Lok is still in control. Geno is down on his knees ... what is he doing ... is he BEGGING Lok to stop?
M: Lok looks at the crowd and
laughs. But just as he turns his gaze back ... Geno
comes with a low blow! Geno stands up ... here is a
left, a right arm ... another right ... yet another
right ... two left jabs .... he is spinning his right
hand now ... another left and here comes the big
punch!
K: It connects and it knocked out
Lok! He shouldn't have been tricked ... especially
when he knew Geno is a Italian! Geno goes for the pin
and 1 ... 2 ... 3.
M : Geno and Supreme are the
winners! What a way to start the night.
K : Now to our next match. Here is
tonight‘s first scheduled change. Hanlon and Genocide
are facing Infernal Freak and Johnny Siema instead of
Reaper and Pyromaniac.
M: All four to the superstars
have made their separate entrances to the ring and are
ready. Hanlon and Genocide make an interesting team, a
7’2 500 pound monster with a 5’10 178 pounds man.
K : I guess it will be a
combination of power and size with speed and agility.
Genocide is starting for his team and IF is starting
for his. It looked like Johnny wanted to start. We
haven‘t had seen Johnny from UCW: New Era and we don‘t
know if he is in a great shape like the past. The ring
bells and the two men lock - up. Genocide uses his as
an advantage and shoves IF to the ropes. But here
comes IF with a kick to Genocide‘s stomach. Genocide
is forced to let go.
M: IF continues quickly with a
serious of punches to Genocide’s stomach. Now IF
throws few right and lefts on Genocide’s face.
Genocide is feeling dizzy, but he is still on his
legs. IF runs back to the ropes and comes back with a
big clothsline!!
K : But Genocide is still
standing. However, he is spinning and I don‘t think he
will be able to stay on his feet anymore. Here comes
IF again ... what the hell ... don‘t tell me !
M : IF is trying to body-slam
the 500 pound Genocide!!! He tires ... he can‘t ... he
tries again ... but no result again ... he goes once
more and here it goes again ... AND OH MY GOD... IF
just managed to body slammed the monstrous Genocide!!!
But IF‘s back really hurts and he is down and hurt
too!! The two men start to crawl to their corners to
make a tag...
K : Genocide makes the tag
first... but IF follows shortly by tagging Johnny.
M : Johnny and Hanlon rush at
each other ... but Hanlon stops and drop kicks the
running Johnny. Hanlon grabs Johnny’s arm and pulls
him up ... he tries to take him down again with an Arm
Drag ... but Johnny reverses and takes down Hanlon
with an arm drag instead.
K : Johnny continues to work on
Hanlon. He doesn‘t let him stay down for long ... he
pulls up with his arm again , locks him up and takes
him down with a suplex. Johnny stomps him few times
and picks him up by the neck this time ... I think he
is trying to end the smaller Hanlon quickly with a
chockslam ...
M: But Hanlon responds with a
kick to Johnny‘s stomach!! Johnny stumbles back a
little and here comes Hanlon with a big spinning heel
kick. Johnny stumbles back hard and hits the referee,
both of them are down!!
K : There something about Hanlon!
M : What?!?!
K : There is something about
Hanlon ... every time he has a match ... someone hits
the referee!.
M : Ohhh ... I thought you were
talking about that cheap romantic comedy movie few
years ago. I couldn‘t sleep in horror for weeks after
watching it. And I felt like a bad father when I took
my kids to see it. K : .... Ooooookkkk Marv. Hanlon
is on Johnny‘s back ... I think he is trying to get
him into his finisher, Hanlon‘s Razor. Hey look ... IF
is trying to take advantage of this ....
M : IF is searching under the
ring mat and he takes out a steel chair ... he slides
into the ring and rushes toward Hanlon and he swings
the chair wildly on his head!!! The crowd responds
with a big “Ooooooooouuuuuhhh“! That must hurt, Hanlon
is done. And I don‘t think he will get back up
soon.
K : Here is Genocide though!
Genocide enters the ring and rushes toward IF. IF
turns to swing the chair at him ... but Genocide big
boots the chair in the air which reflects back to
IF‘s face. IF is down too!
M : Genocide does not look happy
... he picks up the chair and raises it in mid-air ...
I think he wants to punish IF .... but the referee is
slowly getting up ... he sees all the 3 men down
except Genocide and Ironically ... Genocide is holding
a chair! He signals for a DQ against him! Johnny and
IF have won! In a very short time I might add
too!
K : Genocide doesn‘t look happy
about this .... he swings the chair ... but not on IF
this time, but on our poor referee‘s head. It looks
like he will get few weeks off from Rob. This match
was short, we really didn‘t get to see who was the
better team ... but Johnny and Infernal Freak came out
as winners.
K : Ladies and gentleman Now it is time for our main event! What an event this should be. We have two teams and the UCW World, Internet and tag titles will be on the line in the same match.
M: This seems real familar for some reason.
K: Shut up Marv. The belts will change hands on pinfall or submission. If CK or Shadow beat either Thommy or Maziar, they will win the tag titles. But if Thommy Siema or Maziar pins Crazed Killer, the person who get the pin will win the UCW Internet Title, as with if any body pins Shadow, that person will win the World Title. But only one person from the team of Thommy and Maziar will get a belt.
M: OK, enough chat, lets get this match started. Here come the tag team champions now. Here are Thommy Siema and Maziar Sardar. What a night this can be for either of these two. Already champions, but they can be walking out with even more gold.
K: Now here come Shadow and CK now. Former tag team champions but right now they are not really friends. They are being made to team together tonight, but can they co-exist?
M: Well now its time to find out. There goes the bell and we have a four man brawl happening. What a start to this PPV main event. Shadow and Thommy have paired off, and so have CK and Maziar.
K: Thommy tries a clothesline on Shadow, but Shadow ducks and a superkick on Thommy, that knocks him to the outside. And CK tries to whip Maziar into the ropes and then tries to catch him for a powerlsam ... but Maziar slips out. Maziar lands behind CK ... and wait! The Perspolis! A quick finsiher! Maziar with a cover ... Shadow makes a step to make the save ... then stops. What is he doing?
M: What is he doing? He's making sure he is the one on his team who stays champion, that is what he is doing. You think Shadow really wants the tag titles with CK? Shadow is smart!
K: Well Maziar with the cover, while watching Shadow ... 1 ... 2 ...3! Maziar is the new Internet Champion. This PPV is over, we'll see you on Fury.
Winner - Supreme & Geno
Advance to Round 2
Hanlon & Genocide vs. Infernal Freak & Johnny Siema
Winner -- Infernal Freak & Johnny Siema
Advance to Round 2
Crazed Killer & Shadow vs. Maziar Sardar & Thommy Siema
Winner -- Maziar Sardar & Thommy Siema
Maziar New UCW Internet Champion